12 Nov, 2015

Salesperson Battle

By |2015-11-12T08:31:57-05:00November 12th, 2015|My Brain|5 Comments

I received an e-mail with this is a subject line exactly as typed:

10 email mistakes home services businesses make

I’ve always treated the subject as a title and thought it should look like this “10 Email Mistakes Home Services Businesses Make”. For a company that specialized in e-mails, this struck me as odd.

Not knowing if my thought on the subject line was correct, I decided to reply to her email.

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She responded with:

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The Fuck is Going On?

Call-Centre#17 said not to use ALL CAPS in an email which was a misinterpretation of what I was referring to.  2 minutes later she called on the phone and started off her intro with “This is Jessica with a capital J.”  I didn’t laugh because it wasn’t funny.  I could hear chatter on the other end of the line which showed me she was in a call center.  After I explained to her that I thought her email was leveling me (they make the title wrong so you’d call and point it out to them which worked remarkably well), it was clear this was not her intention.  I gave her the floor asking her what her company did.

Business Man and Red Phone Series

Business Man and Red Phone Series

She sounded nervous going through her patter which I was picking up on as she was babbling incessantly about nothing I had an interest in.  This is an inexperienced salesperson’s first mistake to not cater to the customer but assuming their cookie cutter sales pitch will appeal to a real person.  At some point I stopped her and started telling her about what our company does and she told me that her company doesn’t do what I needed.  She proceeded to tell me that we weren’t a good fit.  At this point I once again thought I was being leveled because what kind of salesperson says the services their company is offering is useless to a potential client.  I was dumbfounded.

It reminded me of this situation.

Ziglar-quoteIn no way do I regard myself as an expert salesman but there’s a good chance after doing it for 10 years now that I’ve acquired skills that a 22 year old in a call center hasn’t learned. Being able to align a service to a customer is not as tricky as it sounds but you have to be polished enough to not make the other side not question your expertise. I questioned this process at every single point because I wanted to see if it was done with intentional leveling. This particular case was not but the method is curious. Does anyone else find this interaction interesting?

11 Nov, 2015

Jim Harbaugh on Colin Cowherd

By |2015-11-11T08:42:29-05:00November 11th, 2015|Sports|1 Comment

I’m not one of those guys who sits at home and watches sports all day so I only heard this interview today after reading Cowherd’s newest book and having him reference it. I’m a Harbaugh fan and Colin is growing on me. Here’s the interview starting at the best part.

I read in the clip comments that Harbaugh doesn’t like Cowherd but that isn’t what it felt like to me. It was that Harbaugh doesn’t give away information. He’s a head coach and it’s in his nature not to share any part of him that might hurt him in the future. Now maybe I’m completely wrong and he hates Cowherd’s guts but I’m not so sure. Here was the tweet after the interview.

And this hilarious tweet posted 2 weeks ago.

10 Nov, 2015

Evander Holyfield is The Real Deal

By |2015-11-10T22:43:25-05:00November 10th, 2015|Sports|0 Comments

Evander Holyfield

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Tyson – Holyfield 1

It was 1996 and Mike Tyson was fighting Evander Holyfield for the first time.  I was told that Mike’s favorite punch was trying to hit the tip of his opponent’s nose bone through his brain and this left me fearing for Evander’s life.  Vegas felt the same way as Evander opened as a 20-1 dog only to settle at 6-1.  This wasn’t the ear fight and is considered one of the greatest heavyweight fights of all time when Evander stopped Iron Mike in the 11th.  Evander not only stood up to the baddest man on the planet, but earned his respect and proved he was the better fighter.

You Don't Want to Fight This

You Don’t Want to Fight This

“I knew it was going to be a tough fight.  Fighters know.  Evander, he has an incredible competitive spirit.  He’s not like me.  He’s not going to point in your face and tell you you’re going to lose and it’s going to be a bad ass show.  He’s not going to do that.  But he is that way.  He shows it in the ring.  He’ll be all these things I am, talking I’m going to kill you, but it’s in the ring. He just waits.  That’s just what he is.” – Mike Tyson

 

30 on 30 – Chasing Tyson

chasing_tysonThis post is obviously inspired by the 30 on 30 called Chasing Tyson and reviewed the years leading up the 2 super fights in ’96 & ’97.  Evander is not just a role model but an athlete who should be studied for his achievements and overcoming many challengs.  Evander wasn’t meant to be a heavyweight.  He came up from the Cruiserweight class and got there through hard work and determination but was outweighed in most fights.  This reduced his knockout power, made his bouts run longer, but no one could ever question Evander’s heart.

Tyson - Holyfield 1991

Tyson – Holyfield 1991

He was soft spoken and didn’t get himself into trouble out of the ring.  People knew he was a great fighter but pretty much didn’t care even when he won the heavyweight championship by beating the same Buster Douglas who beat Mike Tyson in 1990.  The world watched Tyson’s every move because they are drawn to the creation of energy and Evander didn’t do so anywhere but in the ring.  He was going to fight Tyson in November of 1991 when Tyson went to jail for the hotel room incident with a beauty queen.  This should have been the best fight of the decade when both fighters were in their prime (Holyfield 29, Tyson 25).

This is what happens when your opponent knows they can't win.

This is what happens when your opponent knows they can’t win.

In the years following with Tyson in jail, Holyfield went 5-3 with 2 losses to Riddick Bowe and 1 to Michael Moorer.  When Tyson got out in 1995, he fought 4 times that lasted a total of 8 rounds.   This set up the highly anticipated Tyson-Holyfight bout.   Tyson was 30 and Holyfield was already in his mid-30’s.  Holyfield shouldn’t have won on paper but his heart was bigger than the typical fighter.  After this fight Mike showed the greatest respect for Evander and truly realized he had been beaten by a superior boxer.  Sure the 2nd fight didn’t go as planned as Mike bit both of Holyfield’s ears in the 3rd round and got disqualified in one of the most bizarre spots in boxing history.

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How did I let this happen?

Evander can’t be forgotten though and it seems like he slips through the cracks.  He didn’t have the power as a heavyweight which never gave him that knockout pizzazz.  He held the heavyweight title belt 4 times which has never been done before.  His mild manner kept him out of the spotlight and he ended up having a 27 years fighting career fighting all the way up to age 49.  He ran into some financial difficulties and now does some oddball commercials and stars on Big Brother and tells people that being gay can be fixed.  I still enjoyed learning more about the man who conquered the evil that was Mike Tyson.

 

10 Nov, 2015

Not Caring About Money Purchasing

By |2015-11-10T15:59:49-05:00November 10th, 2015|My Brain|5 Comments

vJGeJIt was slightly raining today and I’ve had my car over 3 years without changing the windshield wiper blades. Instead of clearing the water from the windshield, the wiping process just leaves smears all over the windshield. It’s extremely aggravating because it’s hard to see clearly.

Today I finally said enough is enough and purchased them online.  I typed this and it brought up this.

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from-the-practical-source-becca-christensenYou can see I clicked on the first site and bought the wipers. They totaled $50 dollars with $8 shipping. The ones in Google Shopping say $4.69 & $7.95 dollars. I didn’t care about saving money. These wiper blades are worth about $200 dollars to me. When you actually need a product, money does not matter. Plus I don’t want cheap wiper blades. I want the official wiper blades for my car. Some people may disagree with this but the time I would have to spend to save a few extra dollars is not worth it.

9 Nov, 2015

Fargo – The Gift of the Magi

By |2015-11-10T00:03:28-05:00November 9th, 2015|Tv|2 Comments

I’m going to try to post these an hour after the episode ends and they will contain spoilers.  Read at your own risk.

Finish the job.

Finish the job.

The war in the woods is a legit way to open an episode.  I didn’t see it coming and neither did the Kansas City Mob.  A simple hunting trip ends up in 12 people dead.  Hanzee went berserk taking out one of the kitchen twins.  UHHH, why didn’t he finish the job on the other one?

The Reagan side plot felt pretty dumb.  This is why my reviews are better than people who will take this show too seriously.  We don’t want to see Regan taking a piss next Lou and not coming up with answers.  We want head scratching, intense scenes, where we are on the edge of our seat guessing what will happen next. This is why the one scene with Dodd’s daughter and Mike Milligan is a complete, “how fucking stupid are you?”

Which brings me to my favorite scene of the night, Charlie being an assassin.  Awesome line from the real assassin before Charlie goes in with, “leave no witnesses.”  He sees an innocent girl who he strikes up a friendly conversation with and the audience knew he wasn’t up for the task.  After a brief break to gather his balls, he tries again.  This music lead up was UNBELIEVABLE.  Exactly how scattered your brain would be.  Sounds like Pink Floyd. Tell me I didn’t call the reloading in the last episode.

Deer in Headlights

Deer in Headlights

I love how dumb Ed was when he was standing there watching his dream go up in flames after the murder at the butcher. He’s fucked. Peggy is even dumber. The reverse roles of excitement from beginning to the end of the episode was noteworthy.  Still liked the situation they are in now.

I’m looking forward to Betsy and Ted Danson getting more involved.  I’m also curious to see who jumps up in place of Brad Garrett.  Til next week.

 

9 Nov, 2015

The Bond Intro

By |2015-11-09T11:56:14-05:00November 9th, 2015|Movies|0 Comments

All of the James Bond Gun Sequence Intros

bondsThis was my exact reaction to seeing that gif. Just never understood this.
For the longest time I never knew we were looking down the barrel of a gun. I honestly thought it was a camera and was always confused why Bond hates photographers. It was explained to me at some point and made a lot more sense that it was a gun barrel we were looking down…

6 Nov, 2015

Jennifer Lawrence Kisses Natalie Dormer

By |2016-10-28T15:28:38-04:00November 6th, 2015|Celeb|0 Comments

It moved.

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I like this situation because Natalie Dormer actually moves towards the on the lips kiss. Here it is full speed.

Now tell me that this isn’t a lesbian option that would put ratings through the roof – Sansa and Margaery.

This link is NSFW. It’s the character in GoT who was easily the hottest in Season 5. You can thank me later.

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6 Nov, 2015

This Post Was Inspired by Dave Gildea

By |2015-11-06T13:17:08-05:00November 6th, 2015|My Life|4 Comments

letsgetweirdLast night a poker game came together.  Evan was the big winner of the night and I’m learning to respect his poker game as he caught me with the second best hand multiple times.  At midnight my birthday struck and the remaining players did a celebratory shot of Grey Goose.  I had already been drinking the Ranger IPA which I highly recommend and caught a nice buzz.  The game finished up and I headed home.

My Uber there was only $5.65 so that would be the most economical /  convenient way to head home but I chose the Indego Bike Service.  I should note that my Uber rating is 4.4 and I had another incident to lower it.  My GPS had me at 3rd and Spring Garden when I was actually at the 2nd and Spring Garden.  Anyway, I spent the 4 dollars and drunk rode the bike home which is how accidents happen.  Fortunately I survived.

birthdaypresentOnward to today which does happen to be the day of my birth.  I removed it from Facebook because I didn’t want any phony people telling me Happy Birthday.  It means 0 to me to have strangers wish me well on Facebook.  However, I did get a message from Dave Gildea which I’ll expand on.  Here is his message to me:

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How life feels at 32.

How life feels at 32.

I find a few points interesting about this message.  First it’s written like a title which is odd.  Was this done on purpose?  Dave enjoys pointing out when I post this blog on Facebook that it looks like Click-bait.  I’d be lying if I didn’t put thought into making a click inspiring title.  Calling me his favorite Stortz is funny because he’s Sam’s friend and I’ve met him in person only a few times.  I personally enjoy his humor when he posts on Sam’s blog under the moniker of Queef.  With regards to him being my favorite of Sam’s friends, knowing I hardly know him, he’s up there.  Anyone who takes the time to read and actually comment on my blog immediately vaults up the list.  Alex and Gourlay are up there because Sam’s known them the since grade school.

I was lethal on Shop2 as well.

I was lethal on Shop2 as well.

Alex shares Solider of Fortune 2 which I pretty much have to make anyone my instant friend (seriously, when I can share with someone how good I was at strafe jumping the steps in HK1 as red or fire nading the entryway as blue, we’re friends).  Gourlay seems aloof but his wit and bizarre nature make him likable.  I’ll shout out to Mark too who comments haphazardly which I enjoy.

I’ve learned that people like when they get mentioned so I make sure to recognize my readers with my personal feelings on them.  On to removing my birthday from Facebook.  It’s not a big deal.  I didn’t do anything to deserve recognition.  You don’t earn a birthday.  If I won the Nobel Peace Prize, you’re damn right I’d be blasting that to every media outlet I can think of.  My birthday is just me making it through 32 years of life.  It’s a perfectly good excuse for a night to get drunk as shit on but even for that I don’t need a reason.  That’s why phony Happy Birthday’s mean virtually nothing.  Plus the people who wish you Happy Birthday without it being on Facebook are people who know you.  I’ll add that I hardly know anyone’s birthday so I don’t take it as a personal insult if you don’t know mine.

5 Nov, 2015

The Future Waits for No One

By |2015-11-05T12:40:59-05:00November 5th, 2015|My Brain|0 Comments

Watch the future.

futureisnowThese crack me up.  On one hand it looks like it is failing miserably.  On the other hand, it’s amazing for a robotic arm to be able to work like this.  You could give me the next 10 years and I wouldn’t have a robotic arm this advanced.  The duct tape on the machine is hilarious.

4 Nov, 2015

Lame in the 10th

By |2015-11-05T08:19:42-05:00November 4th, 2015|My Life|1 Comment

Today was one of the most fun bowling experiences I’ve ever had.

That being said, your boy TC got owned by a bro twice in the 10th frame.  I came up short both times and I’m still thinking about it.  I was looking at a lead 2 times in the 10th as the last man and lost twice.  I’ll set the scene.

Our league is taken a bit more serious than this one.

Our league is taken a bit more serious than this one.

We dominated the first game.  Nichter rolled a 200 and the entire squad was over 700 (this is a solid benchmark for a 5 person team).  We were up by over 100 pins which should win the 4th game, which is total pins after 3 games, and let us bowl comfortably.

The 2nd game went down to the wire with us in the lead (another 700+ series which should display the competition level).  I can’t remember exactly what happened but I think Watkins rolled 2 strikes in the 10th to keep us right there.  Our team was up pins and my pony tailed counterpart went first.  He rolled a strike.  There is some pressure mounting as 9 other people are interested in the outcome of my shot.  I rolled a ball that didn’t have enough hook and missed the head pin and left a little rail on the left side of the lane.  At this point if I converted the spare we would have been in fine shape.  I rolled a weak ass ball that connected with exactly 0 pins and feel like a shithead.

So now we’re 1-1 with a nice pin total lead for the 4th game.  Their captain asked if we wanted to play a cash game for 5 bucks each.  We agreed.

fire bowlingThe game was fire.  They started hot, we returned fire, and it was neck and neck until the 10th.  I promise you that pressure mounts with every throw.  This is where sports are more fun than just normal sports.  Sam opened in the 10th.  I note Sam because he hasn’t been mentioned yet but is an integral part of the team.  He’s technically our substitute but has played every week and his average rises weekly (he just needs to buy a ball and there will be instant improvement).  Anyway, Watkins bowled a 1  and followed it with a spare which is not how it’s written up.  I’ll note briefly on Watkins because I’m going to send this to him and this is my critique.  When his strike ball hits its beautiful.  There is power hooking into the pocket which leads to instant strikes.  However, the consistency of hitting the pocket, or at least Brooklyn, isn’t there.  Major potential though and his average vs what he’s capable of rolling is a huge advantage.  Wiz (might as well use real names) went open but their player did too.  So Nichter comes up and goes double strikes in the 10th and put up 27 pins which is unbelievably huge.  Pressure spots like this to come up clutch are tremendous as our 4th guy.  I’ll also note that he was easily our best bowler tonight and made his 135 average look like a cupcake (he was ~180 tonight).  He puts me in a great spot.

10 Pin

10 Pin

We have a few pin lead and my opponent goes first and rolls a 7.  Perfect spot.  You couldn’t find a better spot to lay down the hammer.  I step up, not nervous because I’ve been here before, and know that it’s a bit of a mental game.   After blowing it the last game with a bad first ball I made sure to throw a heater that was going to hit the right side of the head pin.  I released and the ball was looking perfect.  I was ready to celebrate because it was looking that nice and it connects squarely and leaves the 10 pin.  Fuck.

jesusbowlingAll would have been fine if my opponent missed his spare but he hit it like a good anchor does.  I stepped up to the 10 pin and was 2-2 during the night.  The 10 pin is the one pin where I can’t throw my weighted ball and have a high % of making the shot.  It has to hug the gutter and that’s always risky.  I went with the straight ball that I had used earlier and threw the ball right in the gutter.  Peoples (is this used properly) eyes were on screen as I walked away in disgust and knew we were going to lose.  We did.  I was the goat and let the team down.  It’s not a great feeling because winning feels that much better but it’s a step.  Most good achievements don’t come instantaneously.  You work for it and it feels better when you eventually win.  This was my lesson.

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