Ariel Winter from Modern Family. Before I fully detail this prediction (which is going off at 1-1 right now), it’s important to scour the past for hints of insanity from other meltdowns.
McKayla Maroney’s Downward Spiral
Hard to categorize this as a complete meltdown as there haven’t been any internal, or external, reports of it. I also have exactly 0 inside information on the aforementioned meltdown. However, I’m sensing her state of mind through her Twitter and Instagram posts since she rose to Olympic fame. Let’s watch the 4 year cycle:
Picture from the summer of 2012 when she was still training
Still Olympic Fame with the not impressed face
The Pinnacle of McKayla taken on 9/4/13
Still Keeping it Together – 4th of July in 2014
Concert Scene Takes Over and Madness Begins (still brown hair) – April 13, 2015
Post Boob Job – October, 2015
Drugs Are Bad, MmmmKay – Shortly After the Last Pic
Falling Off the Wagon – March 8th, 2016
Black Hair Begins – March 20th, 2016
Who Knows What’s Next – June 7th, 2016
Britney Spears Goes Full Cycle (Thankfully)
The most notorious collapse from the queen of pop. She got into all sorts of wild antics like shaving her head, getting hitched in Vegas and then divorced shortly after, marrying her backup dancer Kevin Federline, and stories involving drugs and bizarre parenting. Britney has since returned to prime time with spots on American Idol and making a full revitalization of her life which is wonderful to witness that you can turn it around.
The Hottest Britney in Hit Me Baby One More Time – ’98
Whoops I Did It Again Video – ’00
Still Looking Hot but the Beginning of the Meltdown – ’04
Britney Shaves Head and Attacks Car With Umbrella – ’07
Who Knows What She’s On – ’10
Making a Comeback – ’12
Back to Healthy After Much Time (I’d guess) – ’15
Amanda Bynes Jumps Off Deep End and Lands On Cement
Completely disappearing from the limelight in today’s era, Amanda Bynes had a few weeks of epic proportions that captured the American audience by storm. A beautiful young woman who got her start from All That and grew into a leading lady in films. She started taking crazy pills and never fully recovered.
Looking Hot – 2009
Maxim – 2010
Drake Please Murder My Vagina – 2013
Post Boob Job – 2014
Rough Times – 2014
Mug Shot – 2014
Bynes Doing Better but I Don’t Know If That’s Saying Much – Late 2015
Lindsey Lohan Fell the Furthest
Lindsay Lohan was on top of the world after Mean Girls (and even sort of with Herbie even though the movie sucked but she looked good doing it). She went from childhood cutie (remember Parent Trap), to goddess like proportion’s in Mean Girls, to cocaine addicted and DUI getting maniac, to skipping court and serving jail time. She never got back to full health which is sad and shows the dangers of being a childhood star.
The Plastics from Mean Girls -2004
Vanity Fair Shoot (Be Hotter, You Can’t)- 2004
Celebrity Status Takes It’s Toll Quickly – 2005
One of At Least 2 Mugshots – 2007
Riddled in Drugs and Alcohol – 2009
Wigging It – 2012
Tough To Tell If Things Are Looking Up – 2015
Ariel Winter is My Prediction For Next Complete Meltdown
Better known as Alex Dunphy from Modern Family, Ariel got press for having big boobs and getting them reduced. You’ll notice that most of these meltdowns stem from having big boobs combined with drugs and alcohol. My prediction of her demise begins with the notice of her provocative Instagram pics and Coachella destination (ala McKayla) for partying. That graduation pic at the end is the cherry on top because who the hell would wear that to graduation? I’m guessing by the time she turns 21, she’ll have at least one DUI. Mark my words.
Talks of Breast Reduction Begin – Jan, 2014
Modern Family – No Idea Time Frame
Bikini Selfies – March ’16
Coachella – April ’16
Beach Time – April ’16
Her Graduation Picture – July ’16
When it happens, remember this post.