I’m not into writing this post right now. Mainly because I feel like a turd and my brain is working at half speed. What I’m going to write about is being good but not being the best.

• On Wednesday of last week our basketball game lost in the “championship” game. I use that in quotes because there were only 4 teams in the league. Either way we lost.
• On Saturday our football team lost in the championship. It was a close game but we were once again defeated.
• This Sunday I made it to the championship game in two fantasy football leagues and I’ll have two more chances to take a crown.

As much as I like to think I’m above average at activities it’s all I’ll ever be. There are people who are bigger, faster, and smarter and that’s just they way it is.

This post seriously sucked. Like major suckage. Here are a few of my latest photoshop creations for a saving grace.

Kerwynn Williams. Tre Mason. The Ram’s D. All were in play on a boring Thursday night. Unless you had money on last night’s game, there would be no reason to watch it if it weren’t for fantasy football. Fantasy injects life into boring games and it was still boring. You may ask why I had to play Kerwynn? Fat Eddie is down, Shoelace was my other RB, I had to pick up CJ2K, and couldn’t afford to miss on Kerwynn if Fat Eddie doesn’t go. Recipe for Kerwynn.

Adam and I headed to the Xfinity center to pick up some tickets for the Radio 104.5 Winter Jam because they were giving them out. We arrived at the start of the football game and the drawing began at 9:30. In the meantime there were bands playing and it’s hard to say how much time they deserved. This is what it looked like.

If you wouldn’t be a good cover band, there’s no chance your original material is going to be well received. It’s a pretty standard thought that I think most upcoming bands misunderstand. Bands don’t want to be cover bands. The problem is though that unless your original material is lights out, no one knows what you are playing. The audience can’t get into your music. So if you wouldn’t do well covering already established, good, songs, you won’t do well with original material.

We filled out the slips and waited. Adam’s named was called at 10:30 and he received a pair of tickets. There were about 300 people who entered and we had no idea if I was going to get called or not so we left. As soon as I arrived home, my phone went off and said I got the tickets. I drove back and by the time I got there, they had packed up and given out the tickets. Oh well.

Yesterday was also a big day because I got a hair cut. Bud, can you guess what barber made me look like this?

So I used all my search engine optimization knowledge to create the post below this one. It contains a lot of great pictures of hot girls with little clothes. The posts that get the most traffic are posts that are set up like that one so I’ll give another effort to get shameless traffic.

This is what I ate.

It’s 10:12 and the last post took me over an hour to prepare. It’s a pain searching for the pictures, then organizing them, then captioning them, then writing stupid shit. I ate 2 tuna sandwiches before that. Times are hard.  I did toast the bread though.

I’m only writing this post is so people at work know that I have an almost NSFW post below  (don’t scroll down if you’re at work)(ahhh I know you will)(you already know you will)(the mystery is too much)(maybe there will be huge boobs)(maybe there won’t be anything)(maybe I’ll throw a big vagina right in your face and you’ll have to instantly close it)(now you’re getting worried and aren’t so sure you want to scroll down)(but you still will)(curiosity killed the cat though). I was going to change the post entirely and write about who bangs the women below but there is barely any information available. The topic would have been more interesting than what I actually wrote about but lack of info curtailed it. Yeah I just used the word curtailed.

I’m pretty tired actually. Work has been busy and I’ll have some updates on what we’ve been doing but not right now. Right now I’m going to play 1 game of chess, then brush my teeth, then watch Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind. It has 4 stars and 4 star movies make me want to watch them. The older I get, the more I believe in aliens.