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Drugs, Alcohol, and Media

It has occurred to me how sad our society behaves when it comes to drugs and alcohol.  Drugs are addictive.  People don’t act like themselves when they are on drugs.  They are still known as that person, but they essentially have an alter ego.  Sober-self vs Drug-self.   I believe the media does a horrendous job of dealing with drug induced people.  Media coverage is constant during breakdowns and this just exacerbates the problem.  The media may report it as erratic behavior but the reality is a serious drug problem.  Read on.

 

Lindsay Lohan

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No drugs

I think she is a prime example of developing a drug problem and having the media follow her every move which eventually leads to destruction.  This is a great TrueBoob (NSFW) of her physical appearance throughout her career.  She rose to the tippy top of actress stardom after Mean Girls.  The movie had a hot cast, she lead them all, and won America’s heart.  She was the Queen Bee.  Then she was introduced to cocaine? and probably got hooked from there.  I read a quote that said she only tried it 4 or 5 times and I think she was leaving off the hundreds.

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Drugs

She lost her pure figure and ran rampant with irresponsible behavior like drunk driving, jewellery thefts, and tweeting topless pictures.  What did the media do?  They covered every single minute.  She’d go to rehab and then comeback with the paparazzi following every move.  This isn’t a typical lifestyle for anyone.  She has unlimited access and developed a serious addiction because of the people surrounding her, poor decision making, and drug intake.  Read this comment and tell me she was ok:

When Oprah asked what the big difference was this time, Lindsay was quick to say “Not taking Adderall, that’s a big deal.”

Guaranteed she used Adderall a lot.  A real lot.

 

Ryan Dunn

Ryan Dunn pictures before the accidentRyan Dunn was a professional.  You can be certain he had driven drunk 100x before this incident.  Speeding while intoxicated was second nature to him.  He accrued 23 driving citations throughout his life, 10 were for speeding and careless driving, and three more were for driving with a suspended license.  Among those, 90 percent of which ended in guilty pleas, was a 2005 DUI arrest.   On June 11, 2011 he crashed his Porsche 911 killing his 30 year old passenger as well as himself when they struck a tree.  He was driving 130-140 miles per hour.  He tweeted earlier in the night a picture while at Barnaby’s in West Chester and that he was drinking.  Final details came in that he had a .19 ABV which was twice the legal limit.  A quote by the manager Jim Obrien, “He didn’t seem to be intoxicated at the time he left,” O’Brien said. “Ryan was not a hardcore drinker, at least not when he was here.”  Bullshit.

Can't even tell it was a car.

Can’t even tell it was a car.

The other thing to consider was it more than just alcohol?  Pain killers, coke, or any other number of substances could come into play.  Stories are not created most of the time unless drugs are involved.  A man finishing his work day, having a drink from the bar, and then driving the speed limit home doesn’t make the headlines.  This story never becomes a story if drugs are not involved.  It puts the media in an incredibly awkward place because it is their job to report news, even when it is caused by their favorite, unsaid, form of  news, drugs.

 

Britney Spears

Baby-One-More-Time-britney-spears-4353597-640-480Britney Spears is a phenomenal example of someone who got it together and who the media stopped covering.  Baby Hit Me One More Time and the school girl outfit was every high school boy’s dream.  She was the girl counterpart to the Backstreet Boys in the late 90’s, early 2000’s.  Her early career hit a pinnacle and a few years later drugs started her downturn.  When a career blows up like this it’s impossible to prepare for it.  A Midwest girl all of a sudden is the most popular person on the planet and the world is at her fingertips.  Drugs get experimented with and next thing you know they become a way of life.  britney-shaving-2This causes irrational behavior like shaving your head and bizarre marriages and the media eats it up and makes money off it.

Who is actually worse in this scenario, the media covering it or the people buying the information?  I’d have to give equal blame to both.  A depressed girl gets caught up in drugs and eventually self destructs.  Does the media back off because drugs are carrying these stories?  I don’t think so.  They only report the behavior.  Major applause though to Britney.  I’m amazed she has been irrelevant for the last few years but I suppose that’s because she became boring and sober.

By |2016-10-28T15:25:53-04:00May 21st, 2014|Celeb|0 Comments

6 “So Hot Right Now” Female Celebs

The female celeb game is constantly changing.  Relevancy is a huge part of whether a celeb is hot right now and it’s almost impossible to always stay popular.  That’s why I’ve scoured the net to find the 6 celebrities who has Mugatu astutely puts it is, “so hot right now.”  You can click on the gallery pics for an enhanced view.

6. Christina Hendricks – I know that a woman is hot when I don’t watch, or have even seen, the show and I’m aware of her existence. Her breasts are amazing. They could be the 2 best boobs on the planet (I’d actually vote for Lucy Pinder). Either way, her red hair makes her unique and the fact that her boobs are as big as her head just inflate her ranking.

Christina Hendricks getting laid

 

5 . Emma Watson – I’m always torn on Emma Watson. In some pictures she looks so bland that I’m not sure what people see in her. Then I see her in some of these pictures and she is kind of hypnotizing. She was pretty good in This is the End and I see how she steals the show on the big screen (I’ve never watched a Harry Potter). She wins the entire nerd class and is their queen.  She will be huge for years to come.

Emma Watson Hot Gif

 

4. Selena Gomez – I’m not a huge Selena fan but she’s a natural beauty. With the Disney background and attachment to Bieber, she is held up on a pedestal for being hot and mediocre. I see her looks fading over time but in the present day, she would probably win in terms of best looking overall.  That face / body combo is just killer.

 

 

3. Mckayla Maroney – Just turned 18 and is a dual threat with a gold medal in the vault and the All-American beauty look. She’s still a child and acts pretty much like a child from what I can tell from her social media. The fact that she is constantly blowing up her instagrams with haymakers (give Pres the credit) on a regular basis makes me wonder how she puts up with the comments these pictures generate.  To be the best in the world at something and have these looks, it isn’t fair.

 

2. Kaley Cuoco – She is on one of the top shows and all eyes are on her. Big Bang added a few hot chicks to try to steal the spotlight and Kaley still shines through. She’s branched off into commercials and I’m sure we’ll see her in more movies in the near future. Her look is beautiful and her body is slamming. It’s a shame she recently got married.

 

 

Incredible Gif

Incredible Gif

 

1. Katy Perry – My number 1 and the web’s clear #1. She is the total package. Her music is consistently topping the charts, she is selling out concerts, she does charitable work, and is idolized by millions of kids. Her 2 weapons are always armed and she utilizes them perfectly. She is on top right now and a clear cut winner. It’s lonely at the top.

 

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By |2016-10-28T15:26:36-04:00May 6th, 2014|Celeb|0 Comments

Where Are the Charitable Donators?

That's Cheep Cheep from Mario if you don't know,

That’s Cheep Cheep from Mario if you don’t know,

Yahoo!Mark Zuckerberg and his wife, Priscilla Chan, were the most generous American philanthropists in 2013, with a donation of 18 million shares of Facebook stock, valued at more than $970 million, to a Silicon Valley nonprofit in December.  The top 50 contributors made donations last year totaling $7.7 billion, plus pledges of $2.9 billion.

 

Am I The Only One Seeing This?

Most people would read that he contributed a billion dollars and think that he’s giving away a ton of money when in fact this is a drop in the ocean to a guy like Zuckerberg.  He doesn’t even deserve to have the picture I created above because he’s actually the most generous.  The billionaires around him are the real culprits!  Remember the number $7.7 billion dollars in contributions from the top 50 contributors.  That’s not even the 50 wealthiest which means some of these chumps don’t donate at all.  Here is a chart of the net worth of the top 10 Americans which will hopefully put this number in perspective.

2014 Wealthiest Americans

2014 Wealthiest Americans

Mark Zuckerberg came in at #20 with an estimated net worth of $19 billion.  Wrap your mind around this, if we combine the net worth of the top 50 people in America, they have a combined $997 billion dollars of wealth.   Round off to 1 trillion dollars and now what do you think about the top 50 contributors donating $7.7 billion dollars?   IT’S LESS THAN 1% OF THE TOP 50’S TOTAL WEALTH!!!  Absurd would be an understatement.    I know you don’t get rich by giving money away but you’d think that at some point that enough is enough.

 

I Must Be Missing Something

Power to the People

Power to the People

I’m sure that this can’t be reality and I’m well aware that net worth doesn’t equate to free cash flow to donate to charity but this scale is so far gone that society won’t stand for this much longer.  The poor are going to start to rebel Hunger Games style once people realize what is going on.  It’s truly unfair how the world is run by the top 1% and the lower classes have little choice but to bend over and take it.  It’s why the Gov’t exists, to crush any opposition.  I’m all for capitalism and when you put in hard work and create something that changes the world for the better, you deserve to be compensated but these numbers don’t reflect philanthropy properly.  Can someone maybe give me an idea of what I’m missing?

 

By |2014-02-10T21:39:11-05:00February 10th, 2014|Celeb, My Brain|4 Comments

Erin Andrews Hits Pay Dirt

Queen of Sports

Queen of Sports

Criticizing Erin Andrews?

I had a sneaking suspicion that men don’t respect female sports reporters but I can’t believe how stupid some people can be.  Kevin Harlan, I guy I’ve never heard of before, called her reaction to the Richard Sherman interview, “drama queenish”.  It’s worth watching the interview because she did nothing even close to inappropriate and the network cut it because they were worried Sherman was going to explode.

[blockquote source=”Kevin Harlan”]

“I don’t know if she was unprepared, her reaction was more about her than the guy,” Harlan said. “It was very odd. If you go back and look at that interview, her reaction was more like drama queenish.”

“If Michelle Tafoya or someone like that were interviewing, I can’t help believe that she wouldn’t have asked the appropriate followup and been a little bit more composed,” Harlan added. “Whereas the gal that was asking the questions was almost like she was on a stage. It wasn’t about her, it’s all about him, and the more I think about it, the more irritated I get.”

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What were you thinking?

erinandrewsI’m aware this story is almost 2 weeks old and Kevin Harlan has since apologized 3 days ago, but what is Kevin Harlan thinking?  His jealousy is being presented by dissing Erin Andrews like she’s an amateur?  Based on the weak minded comments, she’s obviously more professional than Kevin Harlan.  His stupidity is probably the most national attention he’s ever received which would have been a good career move if he’s that smart.

I read an Elle interview with Erin and I will fully admit this is probably the first article I’ve ever read in a magazine geared to females.  Erin Andrews as a topic can make that happen.  The Elle article commented on some fashion topics like the ring Erin wore for the Superbowl and how she chose her Superbowl outfit (don’t pick the colors of either team), but it also gave insight to her as a person. She has a clear head on her shoulders and this specific comment gives an idea on how she is perceived.

[blockquote source=”Erin Andrews”]It is funny when people say, “Oh, she got the job because of the way she looks” or “Why does she have to be so dolled up?” Because I’m a female, and I want to look nice. I’m not going to stop looking a certain way. It’s entertainment; it’s part of the whole job. When I’m not on camera, I’m in a pair of Lululemon spandex and a Lululemon hoodie jacket. Seriously. It takes a lot for me to even put on makeup when I’m not on camera.[/blockquote]

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Queen Andrews of USA

She’s a regular girl who does a good job and she looks good doing it.  To think that she doesn’t know sports because she is a female is ridiculous.  I know dozens of guys who know nothing and pretend they do which are probably the idiots ragging on female reporters..  She knows exactly what she is doing and she’s doing it well.  Plus the obvious fact that she’s smoking hot helps.  Why are people ragging her when they should be kneeling down to her.  Obviously I’m not the first person to come to this conclusion considering she worked the Superbowl but why anyone would  have qualms with Erin Andrews is beyond me.  Yes, it took a peep video to get her to the highest rung, but sometimes bad publicity is the best publicity.

By |2014-02-05T22:45:43-05:00February 5th, 2014|Celeb|0 Comments

@SirFedora Is A Borderline Likeable Spaz

SirFedora’s Reaction to Getting 3-5 Likes

This kid is  spazzing out that he got 1 like on a YouTube video he made. He then hoped to get 3-5 and wound up with 59,000.  Is that a cable car hanging in his room?

 

Reaction After Blowing Up

I wouldn’t have made this post if I didn’t see his next video. It’s his reaction to getting 45 Twitter followers.

 

Blowing Up Through the Roof

I’m pretty sure this is how I’d react if I got 45 twitter followers after a good night’s rest.  How did he make this happen is what he asks?  Lord must question his intelligence because he can’t even explain how to link things properly he is so wired.


Update

He is now up to 6,000 followers and I’m pretty certain this is just the beginning of his run. His followers go up by about 25 every minute and I’d expect 25k more followers  once he gets rolling. Being young, funny, enthusiastic, and fat is the new combination for followers. As I sit with 40 total followers, I’m taking notes.The kid now has 23k youtube subscribers and can’t contain his excitement.  100 likes? This kid needs an agent. Is there no school anymore?

By |2014-02-05T13:44:03-05:00February 5th, 2014|Celeb|1 Comment

Sucks To Be Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Drug Dealer

Philip Seymour HoffmanReuters – Four people were arrested on Tuesday in connection with drugs found at the home of film star Philip Seymour Hoffman following his death of an apparent heroin overdose, the New York Daily News reported, citing unidentified police sources.

 

Killing A Celebrity

So you’re a heroin dealer in a part of Chinatown in New York City playing your Playstation when when cops bust down your door because the heroin you sold just happened to kill someone famous.  The cops found 350 bags of heroin during the inspection of the apartment.  It’s safe to say that the life of Philip Seymour Hoffman wasn’t the only person’s life you’ve ruined.

In a branding move by these heroin dealers, each bag had the label “Ace of Spades” or with an ace of hearts.  The bags collected at the apartment didn’t have this branding which seems kind of strange how they found this particular set of people.  Either way, this has to be a drug dealers nightmare and this incident should be the underlying theme why drug dealers are always living on edge.  Normally you are just ruining common people’s lives and don’t get caught, but when your drugs kill someone famous, you better run for the hills.

Common death from Heroin is the drug stops your body from breathing

Common death from Heroin is the drug stops your body from breathing

It’s not like the drug dealers know who the drugs go to a lot of the time.  I’d be surprised if the guys in that apartment knew Philip Seymour Hoffman. They probably sell a larger quantity to one of their boys and they distribute like Badger and Skinny Pete.  I can’t imagine though you live any day as a drug dealer without any paranoia because you know what you are doing is wrong.  Especially when the drug is heroin.  Please watch the video below because even though I’ve never done heroin, it explains what it’s like in perfect format.  I probably wouldn’t have made this post at all if it wasn’t for sharing this video.

By |2014-02-05T09:21:24-05:00February 5th, 2014|Celeb|3 Comments

Molly Schuyler Is Not Some Lady

Molly Schuyler 16in Pizza Under 2 Minutes

This isn’t just a lady.  It’s Molly Schuyler who I watched last Friday beat the Philly Wing Bowl record by 27 wings.  She beat Kobayashi’s record by 27 wings! Something is a bit odd though because the guy who got 2nd place in the wing bowl also beat Kobayashi’s record so maybe it was something with the wings.  The Pres’ tweet doesn’t even name her which is straight up disrespectful.  World be aware, this woman is taking competitive eating by storm.

She’s been competitive eating since Aug 2012 but I think it’s safe to say she’s only recently hit the public spotlight. The note in her Wiki page says “her hometown is Bellevue, Nebraska, and she works as a bartender and server at Applebee’s. She is married and has four children.” Unbelievable that you come out of nowhere to be not only the best, but possibly THE BEST!

 

 The Challenges

By |2014-02-04T13:07:35-05:00February 4th, 2014|Celeb, Sports|1 Comment

Pharrell’s Hat Explodes Twitter

This NYtimes article on Pharrell’s hat does a better job documenting the hat than me so it’s probably better if you just read it if you want to know about Pharrell’s hat.  What I want to examine is how a twitter handle dedicated to Pharrell’s hat, a few basic photoshops, and linking the @ at the right celebrities generated 365x more followers in 10 hours than I do in multiple years.  It’s so basic but powerful.

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The first thing this twitter handle did was dedicate itself to one odd thing and named itself that.  Next it did a tremendous job in getting as many pictures of the hat as possible and uploaded them to Twitter.  Then the simple photoshopping of the hat on celebs and tweeting at Katy Perry and Taylor Swift, which then gets RETWEETED by them, makes the handle explode.  The hat looks ridiculous but who on Earth would think that creating a Twitter handle specifically for that would result in thousands of followers.  The only problem with this is that you have to always play into this shtick and there is a way better chance of losing followers instead of gaining them.  Plus your stuck with @Pharrellhat but maybe he wears stupid hats all the time. Nevertheless, I thought that this was pretty interesting how one stupid idea can blast off on Twitter compared to my tweets which are read by less than 10 people.

By |2015-05-04T14:49:32-04:00January 27th, 2014|Celeb|0 Comments

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