Chantel Jeffries Craves Recognition

 

Biber's striking resemblance to Miley Cyrus, thanks Sam

Biber’s striking resemblance to Miley Cyrus, thanks Sam

The Bieber DUI story is getting huge press as well as his shotgun floozy Chantel Jeffries who seems to have an eye for the spotlight.  For me this is about as low on the totem pole as stories go.  Barstool has this unnecessary affliction for Bieber so they are posting news non-stop about it and I scan over every story completely.  By no means do I know all the details regarding the story except that they were drag racing an unheard of Def Jam Artist Khalil Sharieff and The Biebs was pulled over at 4am going 60 in a 30. His response to getting pulled over was, “What the fuck did I do? Why did you stop me?”  The arrest report describes Bieber as having a “flushed face, bloodshot eyes, and the odor of alcohol on his breath.”

Justin Bieber getting arrested is not even a news story anymore because he is the #1 candidate for next celebrity meltdown so it should be expected.  If you read an unconfirmed text game between Bieber and Selena Gomez, you’d know this was coming.  Any 19 year old who has more money than he knows what to do with and is involved in the drug scene is going to find trouble.  I think that the more fascinating part of the story is that Chantel Jeffries was in the passenger seat during this ordeal.  If you know Philly, you’d have seen Chantel in this picture with the Eagles WR DeSean “Jackpot” Jackson.

Djack with Chantel

Djack with Chantel

This woman is the quintessential attention whore.  People who look for the spotlight having no talents of their own (except for dynamite blowjobs and a tight jiwanis) don’t deserve respect in our society.  They are honestly bringing nothing to the table except an element of poor influence on people with talent. Bieber’s Ex Selena Gomez is a good example of an A+ looking female who not only has the looks but brings something to the table with her self sustained career in whatever it is she does.  Chantel on the other hand brings an arrest record that includes stabbing someone and speeding tickets and can look downright scary at times.

Chantel Mugshot not looking her finest

Chantel Mugshot not looking her finest

The pictures below indicate that the 21 year old model is a pure firecracker but I’ve also seen some pictures that would back up the above real life Chantel.  I find her to be completely over-rated and she is probably loving being in the national spotlight.  With my position of not caring about this story, it’s downright contradictory to be blogging about it but let’s just say I fall right into the trap like everyone else but I’d like to think I know I’m falling into the trap. Chantel will remain in the national news for some time now which I’m sure pleases her considering this tweet before she went on her alleged joyride with Bieber, “something about the shock factor”.  This shows her in it for the recognition and action that comes with celeb status.  Is she hot like the pics below or does make up do tremendous things?

By |2016-10-28T15:26:23-04:00January 24th, 2014|Celeb|1 Comment

Shia Winning Internet, Just Gives Up…For Now

Shia LaBeouf Sitting Outside Friend's House

After reading this Yahoo article on Shia Lebeouf titled Shia Can’t Win Internet, Just Gives Up, I’m getting the impression maybe he’s not as stupid as he seems.  A few weeks ago I read briefly about him skywriting an apology to Daniel Clowes who I hadn’t heard of.   He apologized for his creation (and plagiarism) of a shortfilm called HowardCantour.com which people noticed as a close similarity to Justin M. Damiano, a 2007 comic by Ghost World creator Dan Clowes.

I am sorry Daniel Clowes

I am sorry Daniel Clowes

After the skywriting apology, he started to tweet countless apologies to other celebs with words that were  STOLEN from past celebrity apologies, including Lena Dunham, Kanye West, Russell Crowe, and Eliot Spitzer.  The Yahoo article then writes this interesting tidbit about Seth Rogen writing, “This is by far the most I’ve been entertained by Shia LaBeouf.”  Does anyone see what I’m seeing here?  To cap it all off, he tweeted out these tweets to end his campaign.

 

 

And then he tweeted out:

So after saying he was stopping, he then tweeted something about stopping which is obviously not stopping.  I’m not sure his actions can be taken at the surface anymore which is obviously what Yahoo did in their article.  It sort of feels like he’s having an Amanda Bynes meltdown but he’s doing it a bit more sophisticated.  I put myself in his position and after not expecting to get caught plagiarizing, he knows Hollywood is going to turn against him.  Rather than lay low key and hope it passes which is a huge if, he’s taking the initiative creating his own spin on it.  He’s taken the attention away from the actual plagiarism fiasco and putting it on his irrelevant feuds with other celebrities which is virtually meaningless.

His career has lost some of its momentum since 2011.  I haven’t seen any of his recent movies but I’ve also never even heard of them.  His Howardcontour.com was critically acclaimed which probably hurts his pride that he boosted it.  He’s by no means a dumb guy and if he’s not on drugs, I just think that there is something more behind his behavior.  Maybe I’m wrong but there is usually more than meets the eye. I even watched HowardCantour to get an idea of how good the work was… it was decent and probably better if I understood the movie references. Maybe I’ll watch Jamie Damiano and write an edit.

By |2014-01-10T20:30:33-05:00January 10th, 2014|Celeb, My Brain|0 Comments

Do You Walk To Work?

JerrySeinfeld

Here is the Jerry Seinfeld AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit. It’s relatively long but you can probably finish it in 15 minutes if you understand the format.  If you like Seinfeld, it’s worth the time.  I was considering using this post to break it down but it’s too much info.  This however was one question and answer I can’t get out of my life:

What, above all other things, is the neatest most fascinating and cool thing you get to do on a daily basis?
[–]_Seinfeld[S] 3593 points 6 hours ago

WOW. First of all, GREAT question.

That I get to do on a daily basis? Probably walk to work. I think that’s about the coolest thing that there is. Or take my bike. If you can walk to work or take your bike on a daily basis, I think that’s just about the coolest thing that there is. Every morning I listen to the traffic on the radio, and they talk about how they are jammed and I just laugh. I love traffic. I love traffic reports because I’m not in any of them.

I’ve probably gotten the question, do you walk to work about 20 times since I moved into my place which is a 10 minute walk from where I work. People seem fascinated with the idea of being able to walk to work. I honestly don’t understand it and when I read Seinfeld write this I know I must be missing something.

I’ve commuted an hour each way when I lived at home in the burbs for 2 years.  Then my commute dropped to 25 minutes each way while I was in Manayunk.  The last 1+ years I’ve been within walking distance and I’ve drove about 98% of the time to work.  I’ve played and understand the traffic game and it seriously sucks.  It’s like giving up 2 hours of your livelihood a day to waste money on gas and put yourself through torture.  My commute currently has absolutely no traffic.  Why would I want to spend 10 minutes doing something that should only take 2 minutes.  It’s sacrificing 16 minutes a day to walk to work.  I’m not into wasting time and even if it’s a pleasurable walk, which I don’t think it is, I have no interest.  Other people who don’t have this luxury must be incredibly jealous because it’s the first thing that comes to their mind when they hear I live a few blocks away.  I’ve obviously belittled this point because if Seinfeld is commenting on it, it must be legit.

By |2014-01-06T20:06:22-05:00January 6th, 2014|Celeb|1 Comment

What Bar Rescue Taught Me

Bar Rescue Logo

Bar Rescue immediately hooked me. The show started in July of 2011 and has turned itself into one of Spike TV’s most popular shows. With an average of about 2 million people per episode, Jon Taffer’s honesty and direct attitude towards improvement has found an audience. It is a fake-reality TV show with cameras documenting everything which essentially makes the characters, actors. I overlook this though because the show contains wonderful information on the ingredients to creating a successful bar. [pullquote align=”right” background=”on”]I don’t embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.” -Jon Taffer[/pullquote] This post will document concepts, sciences, and strategies that Taffer uses to create the proper setting for a bar/restaurant atmosphere. It should be noted that the rescued bars have mixed success as 9 of the 49 bars rescued have since closed. This is most likely due to poor management rather than the changes introduced.  Taffer has rescued 800 bars throughout his 30+ year career and is considered an expert on the subject.

[dropcap background=”yes” color=”#333333″]”Are you a business owner or a chump?”[/dropcap]

 

Exotic Cocktails

Drinks – Can the bartender make a proper drink?

  • An average beer brings in $4.00 of revenue @ 75% profit margin compared to an average cocktail which generates $7.00 of revenue @ 85% profit margin. Bar owners need to understand that they should be trying to get their customers to spend money on the more profitable items.
  • Bars should give water to the customers. Alcohol drinkers get sick with no water and water will keep them drinking alcohol longer.
  • A great bar uses real glasses instead of plastic cups.  Having the proper type of glasses for the proper drink is also necessary.  An example, a chilled pint glass makes the beer taste better and is more desirable. When you pour a beer, the tap should not touch the glass on the pour.
  • The temperature the beer should be poured at is less than 36 degrees. When poured at this temperature, the keg will yield 95%. If beer is poured at higher than 36 degrees, the keg will only yield 60%. The colder the beer, the better and also tastes better to the customers.  A keg should yield about 120 pint glasses.
  • Selling draft beer is more profitable than bottles.  Turbotap is recommended to get the best balanced pour every time.
  • The perfect cocktail maxes profit because the customer drinks more of them. Perfect base of sugar, acid, and alcohol. Too sugary is too filling. Too tart and they drink slowly.  Poorly made drinks take too long to drink and this causes the ice to melt which also increases drink times.
  • Beverage cost is the cost of the product / total beverage sales. 21% is the industry average which means if you sell $10,000 dollars of alcohol, it should only cost you $2,100.

 

Paprika Chicken

Food – Is the kitchen serving items people want?

  • Average time for food out of the kitchen is 12 minutes.  Longer wait times annoy customers and will stick in their mind the next time they consider coming back.
  • A boxed item in the menu should be the most popular and MOST PROFITABLE. A shadowed item should be the 2nd.  Keeping only a few boxed or shadowed items draws more customers to them.
  • People go out to eat to eat good food.  If the bar does not take their food seriously, it is missing the mark on repeat business.  Signature items should be on the menu and differentiate themselves from competitors products.
  • People who eat food stay 52 minutes longer while in a bar.  This leads to more drinks and is a huge missed opportunity for bars that do not serve food.
  • A theme to the food should be cohesive with the theme of the bar.  Meaning if you have a sports bar, severing ball game food would make sense.

 

Michael Scott of the Office

Management & Staff – Are they competent?

  • Confrontation among family and friends with businesses was apparent and ill-advised.  It is difficult for closely knit members to tell one another the truth of when they are not performing.  The family and friend dynamic lead to many failed endeavors.
  • Cleanliness of bar and the kitchen was overlooked in many of the bars in Bar Rescue.  It’s amazing how negligent management can be in keeping a clean atmosphere for their patrons.  Such an obvious trait that gets overlooked far too often.
  • The serving time of 50 seconds per drink is average.  If it takes longer than this for a bartender to serve a customer, the bar is losing money.
  • Overpouring was a common theme from uneducated bartenders.  Most bars did not train their staff to pour the drinks properly which leads to loss of profit from serving too much alcohol in a drink.  Overpouring also leads to bigger tips, which is why it is common among bartenders, but the customers drink less which also leads to less profit for ownership.
  • This is a simple financial explanation of overpouring:  An oz of liquor costs $0.70. Overpouring by a half an oz costs the bar $0.35 each time. If the avg customers order 3 drinks and there are 300 customers, that equals $315 dollars a night which translates to $114,000 a year.  It adds up.
  • When bartenders do not have proper training, not only do they make the drinks wrong but they do not work efficiently.  Bad bartenders define the experience and weigh heavy on the reputation of the bar.  It is also in the bartenders best interest to become efficient because patrons tend to tip less on slow and poorly made drinks.
  • The biggest issue with management is that they do not know what they are doing.  No leadership.  No rules.  No standards.  A successful bar needs someone who knows what they are doing to run this part of the business effectively.  Experience is key.

 

Thailand Bar

Bar Layout – Is the bar inviting?

  • A bar needs social interaction and a friendly environment.  The atmosphere has to welcome this.    A circular bar flow is recommended.  This means that people can move around smoothly and not get stopped by dead ends.  Seats with no backs to them allow people to interact with others behind them.
  • The bar’s drink station should be within arms reach and neatly organized for bartenders.  A poorly designed bar leads to slower drink times and confusion because there is too much movement.  Multiple stations should exist for drink creations.  A service bar away from the main bar is also conducive to quicker serving.
  • An up-to-date point of sale system is necessary for thriving bars.  Organization is key for taking orders and getting the proper items to the right customers.   Out dated bars who use paper and hand written notes for all orders waste time and are inefficient which costs money and makes the bar look bad.
  • Big areas should have a one room feel to them.   Some places like to close off sections but this eliminates a bond amongst the patrons.  Large rooms with sea of tables in the middle is not desirable or inviting.
  • When a customer walks into a room, their eyes go to the brightest spot.  Lighting up shelved, high end liquor typically was used to draw customers to higher profit margin items.
  • Fluorescent lights in a bar make people tired and reduce stay by 30%.  Pendants are the most commonly used lighting fixtures for over a bar counter.
  • Small items for decor do not work in a bar.  Larger items easy to see from anywhere is preferred.  Especially involving items that pertain to the community surrounding the bar.
  • Having a photo booth for people to take pictures in your bar for social media seemed attractive.

 

The Bar’s Concept

  • The idea has to be cohesive and make sense.  This was a common theme that owners did not understand often.  Take a good look at what is around the area and play into that.  If a bar is on a golf course, it does not make sense to have a Wild Wild West theme.  Owners typically have an idea in mind and implement it without learning the target market of that location.
  • Involve the community.  Owners want the community to be apart of what they are doing because they are the customers.  Find ways to implement ideas that play into the community.  An example, if your Oregon bar wants to cater to runners of the area, the bar should have a huge picture of Prefontaine to draw and connect with customers.
  • Character stands alone in the market.  A bar needs to differentiate itself from the competition and to do that it needs to ace each part of the recipe.  The food needs to be exquisite and unique.  Drinks need to be made perfectly and have a different edge that sets them apart.  The staff needs to be friendly and buy into the theme that the bar is selling.  If there is nothing that sets you apart, people will not come back.
  • Jon Taffer brings it all together in ways that people without experience could never do.  The thought process behind the name for the bar, the decor, the food and drink, and the target market are all considered before making over the bar.  It is truly a fascinating process.

 

Every Bad Idea Starts as a Good Plan

Conclusion

Most owners are not business people.  They do not understand the sacrifice that it takes to maintain and run a profitable bar.  They do not understand what the customers want.  They do not understand WHY THEY ARE FAILING!  Bar rescue had examples of owners drinking on the job and letting their employees get away with stealing.  They are not trying to succeed.  Success is not given, it is earned.  Making everything about your bar perfect is what it takes to survive in this industry.  This show taught me many ideas that carry over into more than just the bar business.  Business is business and unless you understand how it works, you do not stand a chance.  I have to conclude with Jon Taffer is an exciting personality and his wife is pretty damn attractive as well.

 

Nicole and Jon Taffer at a nightclub

Nicole and Jon Taffer at a nightclub

 

 

 

By |2013-12-31T11:57:46-05:00December 31st, 2013|Celeb, Tv|1 Comment

Kanye and Sway – You Ain’t Got The Answers!

This Kanye West interview with Sway is easily one of the most fascinating interviews of the year. Kanye is on another level of thought which can be misconstrued as nuts. It’s hard to tell if he’s always on point because to people watching him he comes off as incredibly egotistical and thinks of himself as someone who is rising above. The title of his latest album is Yeezus. He’s not naming himself after Jesus which is a common misconception and would probably make people think he’s a bit full of himself. When broken down, Yeezus is Yee-is-us. I’m not sure if us is black people or a human being but he’s saying that he stands for the people. Knowing that Kanye thinks that everything Kanye does is higher level, I wanted to breakdown some of his answers with Sway and try to get into the mind of someone of this caliber.

[pullquote align=”right” background=”on”]I am Warhol! I am #1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney. Nike. Google – Kanye[/pullquote]

Kanye is one of the easiest people to interview because he has so much going through his head and can talk for minutes at a time uninterrupted. The first thing I noticed is that he has been playing ball with the bigger corporations in fashion and is finding the industry difficult to deal with. He’s upset with Nike and the way they are handling his sneaker the Red October’s. Nike has “marginalized” him and this bothers him. This poor relationship being described by Kanye and the corporations pushed Sway to ask why Kanye doesn’t do these types of deals himself? He calmly answered “you need proper production to bring something that has a certain value.” I thought this was a brilliant answer because you need Nike because they have the set up. Sure he could do it himself but it would take his time to make it happen the correct way and he’s always balancing time and money. When he’s working on his fashion, he isn’t working on his rapping. He then gives some wonderful business advice when he says when he’s not rapping, he’s losing relevance and relevance is power. He’s juggling so many balls that he can’t do everything himself.

This thought of him concentrating on his fashion and not rapping lead into a comment on how he is #7 behind Big Sean on the 2012 MTV’s Hottest MC list. You can tell he took this personally by his look in the interview. He made it a point to address this when he asked Sway “what do you think now” which was after Yeesus came out this year? Sway slyly says, your #1. It was even amazing when he asked who was hotter right now Kanye or Drake, Kanye answered Drake which I thought was incredible. Even behind his egotism, he still lives in some reality which is quite extraordinary.

Kim and Kanye sitting

Kim and Kanye getting cuddly.

The climax of the interview is at 17:23 where Kanye loses it. Sway again asks why don’t you do it yourself and Kanye started spazzing out that Sway doesn’t have the answers. He took it like Sway was telling him what to do and he started with the phrase, “You Ain’t Got The Answers!” He lost his cool which was quite amusing and entertaining. He even took a pot shot at Sway when he said, “What’s the name of your clothing line. We don’t know.” This came at about the same time where he paraded that he’s 13 million dollars in debt to his clothing line. The way he looks at money was strange too because he was saying how there are about 20 hot celebrities a year who have power but that it won’t last forever. Yet if you were a billionaire you could make the celebrity status last forever. The oddest part was when he said there are “1,470 billionaires in the world.” Who the fuck knows that specific of a number of how many billionaires there are unless you are someone who aspires to be one. Which there is nothing wrong with but it’s quite apparent money is on his mind.

To conclude the interview, Sway asks Kanye to rap a little bit for the audience. It starts here and it’s classic. Watching his face when the beat starts immediately makes me wonder what is going through his mind. Is he thinking of something to say? Is he getting into the groove? Then he starts rapping by not rhyming which is hilarious if you ask me. He’s using the higher level thought process that I read in a Steve Martin book that says that he would tell jokes without a punchline. I think the rapping at the end is someone who thinks incredibly hard at what their image is and what they are trying to produce. I have a lot of respect for Kanye even though he’s definitely bonkers. Don’t forget, he married and has a child with Kim Kardashian.

By |2013-12-21T19:24:08-05:00December 21st, 2013|Celeb, Music|0 Comments

Are These Actors Dead Yet?

I watched Jackie Brown yesterday and noticed Robert Forester, who played Max Cherry, as a younger version of himself compared to the show I had just seen him in. Do you know what show? The 2nd to last episode of Breaking Bad. He was the man who stashed Walt away in Vermont and played cards at the end. Anyway, he looked a lot younger in 1997 and as time goes on, old people who you see in old movies will eventually pass. I came up with a few that I didn’t know if they were dead or not but after some research, came up with this list.
 

Living or Dead?

Gene Wilder

Gene Wilder has an unforgettable look to him.

Gene Wilder has an unforgettable look to him.

How can you forget Willy from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? He was also in Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein which are Mel Brooks productions. He’s 80 years of age and is still getting roles. He continues to receive critical acclaim, and is regarded as one of the most appealing comedic actors of the second half of the 20th century.

[blockquote source=””]

Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after. [/blockquote]

 
Frances Bay

Frances passed in 2011 but will forever be remembered as Happy's Grandma

Frances passed in 2011 but will forever be remembered as Happy’s Grandma

She passed in 2011 and wasn’t known for as much as I would have assumed. Other than Happy Gilmore’s grandmother, she was in a Seinfeld episode “The Rye”, she played Mabel Choate, an irritable old woman from whom Jerry steals a loaf of marbled rye bread. She was actually my inspiration for this post.

[blockquote source=””]

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.

Ben Stiller: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You’re in MY world now, grandma!

[/blockquote]

 
Roberts Blossom

Old Man Marley and Kevin talking in the Church.  A touching scene reconnecting with his daughter at Kevin's suggestion.

Old Man Marley and Kevin talking in the Church. A touching scene reconnecting with his daughter at Kevin’s suggestion.

Everyone must remember him from Home Alone as the scary, then nice neighbor. Frankly he scared the shit out of me as a youngster. He was also Ezra Cobb in Deranged, a low-budget movie that has since become something of a cult film and is based on the life of Ed Gein. He passed in 2011 and will forever be remembered in Home Alone.

[blockquote source=””]Buzz: Check it out. Old man Marley. You ever heard of the South Bend Shovel Slayer? That’s him. In ’58 he murdered his whole family and half the people on his block… Been hiding out in this neighborhood ever since.”
Kevin: “If he’s the shovel slayer, how come the cops don’t arrest him?”
Buzz: “Not enough evidence to convict. They never found the bodies. Everyone around here knows he did it. It’ll just be a matter of time…”[/blockquote]

 
Darren McGavin

The Old Man from the Christmas Story

Mr. Parker from the Christmas Story

The Old Man in A Christmas Story was a perfect portrayal of fatherly figures all around the US. Let’s not forget he was also Billy Madison’s dad. He also won an Emmy for his role in Murphy Brown. He passed in 2006 but had an illustrious acting career starring in dozens of movies and plays.

[blockquote source=””]

Mr Parker : Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.

Mrs. Parker : Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear.

Mr. Parker : Oh, yeah.

[/blockquote]

 
Alec Guinness

The Legendary Obi Wan Kenobi

The Legendary Obi Wan Kenobi

Perhaps obvious to some since he passed in 2000 but Alec will never be forgotten for his portrayal of Obi Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars films. He was also Fagin in Oliver Twist which should bring back some memories. Throughout the 50’s he was always one of the most popular British actors.

[blockquote source=””]

Darth Vader:Your powers are weak, old man.
Obi-Wan: You can’t win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.[/blockquote]

By |2013-12-20T15:16:32-05:00December 20th, 2013|Celeb, My Brain|1 Comment

Gripping Tales of People- Charles Manson

I’m going to create a segment that outlines people who are misunderstood. They’ll have wild stories but without investigating them closely, the details will be muddled. This leads to misinformation and incorrect perception. My thought is that if I was not aware of it, many others are probably the same way. So as I come across stories in my life that I find fascinating and I was hazy on the truth, I will share them in this segment.

Charles Manson
Charles Manson
Uneducated Thought: He was one of the most notorious serial killers who murdered dozens.

Reality: He is the brains behind 2 mass killings but did not actually partake in the actual carnage.

Charles Manson sparked my interest after reading this Rolling Stone piece. He is a complete psychopath, there is no doubt about that, but he didn’t physically kill the 8 people that he is known for. Here’s the summary of what happened from what I gathered through the internet and interviews.

 

Manson’s Murders

The “Manson Family” was a group of people led by Manson whose ideas were perfect for people with an undefined life path. He gave them direction. At the Spahn Movie Ranch in California, Manson gathered this Family who would do drugs like PCP and live under Manson’s values and ideals. A theory is that Manson had this idea known as “Helter Skelter” where the blacks would rise up against the whites and create chaos with riots and murders. After listening to the Beatles White Album, specifically the song Helter Skelter, he believed the album was directed at the Family itself, an elect group that was being instructed to preserve the worthy from the impending disaster. When questioned about this theory in present day Manson says, “…I’m too stupid to get involved in something of the magnitude of Helter Skeleter.” Whether Helter Skelter existed of not, he told a friend named Tex Watson to defraud a black drug dealer for money to support the Family against the uprising of blacks. The money was stolen and the dealer responded by threatening to wipe out the Family at Spahn Ranch. Manson responded by shooting him but failing to kill him.

A short time after in a separate shakedown, Gary Hinman was killed by Manson’s cronies for some inheritance money. Manson told Family members at Spahn Ranch, “Now is the time for Helter Skelter.” On the night of August 8, Manson directed Tex Watson to take Susan Atkins, Linda Kasabian, and Patricia Krenwinkel to “that house where Melcher used to live” and “totally destroy everyone in [it], as gruesome as you can.” The current occupants of the house, all of whom were strangers to the Manson followers, were movie actress Sharon Tate, wife of famed director Roman Polanski and eight and a half months pregnant; her friend and former lover Jay Sebring, a noted hairstylist; Polanski’s friend and aspiring screenwriter Wojciech Frykowski; and Frykowski’s lover Abigail Folger, heiress to the Folger coffee fortune. Without going into horrific detail, these 4 people were murdered by knife stabs ranging from 15 to 50 times by Tex Watson and the females. Charles Manson was not present.

The next night, six Family members—Leslie Van Houten, Steve “Clem” Grogan, and the four from the previous night—rode out at Manson’s instruction to carry out another mission. Displeased by the panic of the victims at Cielo Drive, Manson accompanied the six, “to show them how to do it.” They went to the home of supermarket executive Leno LaBianca and his wife, Rosemary, a dress shop co-owner. Manson helped initiate the murders by tying up the occupants, and then left the scene. The LaBianca’s were murdered by Tex and the family using the same stabbing method as before.

Members of the Family were being questioned about these murders and information was spreading about whereabouts and who was involved. This process lead to the arrest of key members of the Family, including Manson. Next, evidence started piling up against the people at the crime scene and this lead to a trial for the members involved. The trial was a circus act with Manson as the ring leader but he ultimately was sentenced to death. A law was passed against the death penalty around this time and his sentence was changed to life in prison opposed to death which is where Charles Manson has been since 1971.

 

Manson’s Legacy

The everlasting story gets even wilder with a member of the Family trying to assassinate Gerald Ford in 1975. Many other bodies kept popping up after his sentencing. It shows the influence that Manson had over this network of people. From what I gathered, he almost murdered 1 person and was the assumed leader of all of this other hoopla that took place. I always thought he was a serial killer but he wasn’t. His interviews are great too. He comes off as a complete kook which I suppose he is. The Rolling Stone piece described a bit about his current life and it wasn’t anything too spectacular. He’s had 108 infractions of the rules during his time behind bars and seems pretty docile. He even has a 25 year old piece of ass who worships him. His account for the murders is far different than what supposedly happened but I don’t think that’s much of a surprise to anyone. I should also add that he’s a pro environment enthusiast.

[dropcap background=”yes” color=”#333333″]”What a life, man.  One great big fucking piece of shit.”[/dropcap]

 

He’s a whack dude who masterminded some people to murder other people and probably had affiliation with more murders no one is aware of. I feel like there are people out there 100x worse than him still roaming around. He’s exactly where he should be of course but I found him and this entire saga unbelievably entertaining. There’s something about his craziness that is almost enchanting which other people obviously felt as well. He’s so crazy that you almost have to believe he knows what he’s talking about. Plus there are so many twists and varying accounts that it makes it so it’s impossible to know what actually happened. Decide for yourself.

“I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation, man. How can you interview Jesus when He’s dying on the cross?”

“My thoughts are more interesting than anything I can read”

By |2013-12-18T22:08:48-05:00December 18th, 2013|Celeb|2 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence Goes to Shop

Hair, waist, boobs, fingers needed work.

Hair, waist, boobs, fingers needed work.

[pullquote align=”center” background=”on”]In Hollywood, I’m obese.  I’m considered a fat actress.  I eat like a caveman.  I’ll be the only actress that doesn’t have anorexia rumors!  I’m never going to starve myself for a part.  I’m invincible.  I don’t want little girls to be like, “Oh, I want to look like Katniss, so I’m going to skip dinner. – Jennifer Lawrence[/pullquote]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After ranking Jennifer Lawrence at #5 on my overrated list, I feel both happy and sad for this display of destruction. On one hand I applaud my assholeness for this Photoshopping work confirming she isn’t a 10 out of 10 which many believe. On the other hand, I completely agree that this society and its journey for perfection is detrimental to all human beings. Like I wrote in the post, Jennifer Lawrence is the hottest girl in your class or workplace, not the hottest in the world and we can’t be shopping the top 1% of females without the other 99% feeling some sort of insecurity.

This photo was taken in 2011 and is resurfacing, I assume, because someone was wise enough to put them into gif format. I’m pretty split on how I feel about shopping good looking people to make them better looking. Be aware that the people who are doing the re-touching are doing it strictly for business purposes. They don’t care about the security level of millions of people, they care about selling magazines, movies, or whatever else they are paid to do. People want to see the best and expect the best. The best rises and the average sinks. If it were the other way and they were putting nasty looking normal people on their cover do you think people would be interested? Obviously not as much. People need to lighten up and be aware that re-touching photos is not going to go away and to not take everything so seriously.

The majority of people are not Hollywood and I think they know it. It’s when people start spazzing out about these types of issues that people even start pondering it. I watched a Charles Manson interview with Geraldo and he said about drug use, “if the Gov’t tells you to not take the red pill, and you weren’t even aware the red pill existed, now you are more apt to take the red pill.” The concept broadly works here. Jennifer Lawrence is hot, they made her hotter to sell more issues, period. I would have no idea that this cover was shopped and I would expect them to shop it. Why not?

Here are some other celeb shop jobs.

Keira Knightley

Boobs sell.

Boobs sell.

Julia Stiles

Hair add and trim.

Hair add and trim.

Madonna

She really scares me.

She really scares me.

George Clooney

Aging is unavoidable.

Aging is unavoidable.

Britney Spears

Tighten up that ass.

Tighten up that ass.

Nic Cage

Now this is proper shopping.

Now this is proper shopping.

By |2013-12-16T20:14:40-05:00December 16th, 2013|Celeb|0 Comments

5 Overrated Female Celebs of 2013

After ranking the #5 hottest female celebs, I wanted to rate the top 5 overrated female celebs. Essentially, they think they are hot, the critics say they are hot, but they aren’t that hot. They aren’t upper echelon attractive when compared to the best. Without further ado, my top 5 overrated female celebs. I’m obviously not picking their best pictures on purpose.

5. Jennifer Lawrence
She has the cute thing going for her but I don’t think she’s sexy. I don’t think her eyes open enough. She’s a pretty girl, but she’s not top 10 hottest girls. She’d be the hottest girl in your class, not in the world.

4. Rihanna
I constantly hear how hot Rihanna is and it most be a race thing. Her face is really wide and her nose is huge. Her hair is always goofy and she looks foreign to me. Not foreign like from another country, but foreign from another planet.

3. Cameron Diaz
Other than the Mask, Cameron has never done it for me. Her short hair in Something About Mary was unsightly. She somehow ascended the ranks of super stardom tricking everyone that she’s good looking. I think what bothers me the most is that she portrays the super hot when it’s obvious to me she isn’t. She’s like a solid 7 pretending in all her films to be a 10.

2. Gisele Bundchen
Tom Brady is better looking than Gisele. She has nice hair but that doesn’t save her from being overrated. I certainly wouldn’t classify Gisele as ugly, she just isn’t as hot as people say. I think it’s that her eyes are too squinty and her nose is big. Tom Brady could have done better.

1. Miley Cyrus
She was rated #1 this year in Maxim’s Top 100 and I can’t see the appeal of the short haired punk chick. She just looks weird and it’s like her body is rail thin and that of a 12 year old boy. The short hair and strange tongue poses is completely unflattering. She can look good, just not usually. 1st ranking deserves the 1st overrated.

Honorable Mention – Katherine Webb, Kate Upton, Emma Stone, Emma Watson

By |2016-10-28T15:26:14-04:00December 10th, 2013|Celeb|1 Comment

5 Scorching Female Celebs of 2013

I’ve comprised a list of who I think are the hottest females on the planet right now. I have a few naughty links within that are NSFW so click at your own accord. These are my top 5.

5. McKayla Maroney
She just turned 18 and I’m using her to springboard this post. It’s not a sick, “what I would do to her now that she’s legal”, it’s more she’s a national treasure and also the hottest girl America has to offer. I follow her on Twitter and she’s constantly posting family garbage but I suppose that makes sense considering she’s 18. A girl whose life is pretty much set. I can’t see her Lindsay Lohan-ing on everyone.

4. Kaley Cuoca
I’ve only watched a few episodes of the Big Bang and she’s the only reason I’d ever watch that show. She’s got the girl next door look, the blonde hair, and cute face steal the show. A kick ass body brings it full circle. The world is her oyster.



3. Erin Andrews
At 35 she looks phenomenal. Her body is what sets her apart from other women but that’s not saying her face isn’t beautiful. She has a smile that lights up the room and the greatest hair on the planet. Not to mention she lives and breathes sports and has a peephole video!


2. Stacy Kiebler
Stacy Keibler has the longest, sexiest legs on the planet. After wowing me on the WWE and an incredible Stuff magazine shoot, she is unforgettable. I think her face could be the #1 of all time. Plus she dates George Clooney and owned Dancing With the Stars. What more do you want?

1. Lucy Pinder
If the rest of the hottest people alive are 10’s, Lucy Pinder is a 12. She is the full package of a female. Not only is she drop dead gorgeous but she takes her clothes off for money. She is the absolute female among females when considering beauty. She is currently the highest paid glamor model which should say something about my claim to how hot she is. There is no more need for ranking, let the pictures do the talking. The best pictures are found NSFW here.

You won’t make it through this video.


Honorable Mention:
Katy Perry, Emily Ratajkowski, Jennifer Love Hewitt

By |2016-10-28T15:23:04-04:00December 9th, 2013|Celeb|2 Comments

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