About Tom Stortz

Enjoying my last few responsibility free years left.

Nude Scenes From the 90’s

emmanuelinspace_Pre-internet porn was a simpler time. Seeing a boob was a big deal back then and there weren’t a whole lot of moving pieces of flesh when you were 13. Sure getting your hands on your dad’s Playboy was great, but video is king.

There was Zalman King’s Red Shoe Diaries and Compromising Situations on Showtime which were the A+material. However these were only on at midnight and taping them was a pretty risky move. Plus you’d always have to be on edge you wouldn’t get caught. This led to finding shows that showed a boob or a movie scene where a boob flashed to get by. Here is the list of the best scenes I recall.

 

Wild Things (1998)

The cream of the absolute crop. Denise Richards had the best tits in the entire world when I was 15. There were about 4 scenes in this movie that were all worth watching starting with the car wash. The champagne on her arched back was also the tits.

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Hackers (1995)

Da Vinci! Zero Cool! The Plague! Tons of great references in this average movie but let us all not forget that Angelina showed her boobs. Not the most erotic scene but you take what you can get. This was hardly my favorite scene back then but it being Angelina makes it worthwhile.

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Just One of the Guys (1985)

I swear to god if you watched this movie when you were young you must remember the scene when Joyce Hyser whipped out her tits. She goes from a tuxedo to an enormous rack in a split second and you know you saw something but it’s such a glimpse that it leaves you wanting more. If it wasn’t on tape, you’d have to scan the TV guide until it came on again and you’d be sprinkled with a short 2 second clip for the spank bank.

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Starship Troopers (1997)

THIS GIRL. We all wanted to see Denise Richards character but it was Dizzy who wanted the spotlight back then. Not a bad movie by any means but Carmen would have made it in the history books and instead everyone just talks about dongs in the bathroom.

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ShowGirls (1998)

Jesse didn’t do it for me back then. I’m sure I saw this years after its release but I was more turned off than turned on by Elizabeth Berkely. I think it had to be that she was next to Kelly all those years and could only get the attention by getting naked. ShowGirls had an NC-17 rating which also made it gain a lot of exposure.

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Disclosure (1994)

I never actually watched the entire movie but I remember my parents watched it one night and said it was too racy for the children. Obviously I wanted to see what was there. Here is the actual scene and it’s pretty tame by today’s standards. Nice rack from Demi. Michael Douglas played the male role and in conjunction with Basic Instinct, this guy really pulled the movie tail.
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Under Seige (1992)

Erica Eleniak (whose name I only learned today), but remembered from BayWatch surprisingly, whipped her boobs out in this one scene in Under Seige. I know that Steven Segal was in the movie but couldn’t tell you one part about it other than this scene which was the only reason I watched.  Somewhere near the middle.

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The Specialist (1994)

Sharon Stone’s nakedness combined with Sly Stallone’s muscular body make this a superstar sex scene. I almost didn’t include this one because Sly’s ass is pretty much featured though out the entire scene but I feel like the list wouldn’t be complete without it.

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I know I missed Bound and Species but I don’t believe I watched through them entirely.

By |2016-10-18T16:42:02-04:00October 18th, 2016|Movies|1 Comment

Football Week 6 – Recap

Bets

1464808787-01313-0-1 with intel that was right on the money for the last 4 picks (+13 units) over this weekend. Nailing the Dolphins as an outright winner, the Cowboys, and the Cardinals for some nice ammo moving forward. 14-10, +21 units on the NFL so far. With all my betting I’m +7 units and I have a 1.5 unit bet on the Immortals to win the Eleague (14-1).

DraftKings

59hwjpa6Not a great week for me by any means but I dodged a bullet by winning my $50, 3 man league. This was my only cash in the 7 leagues but this +85 negated the -109 to allow me to walk away with only a $24 loss.

150 pts is the bench mark that you put together a good lineup in my mind. I only had 3 that were in the 140’s so I deserved to have a losing week. I made some poor plays in CJ Uzomah, Alex Smith and Chris Conley.  You really can’t have these types of poor selections.

A final note is in 2 of the $20, 3 man leagues I lost to Condia. It’s my own fault for not scouting the league better ahead of time but why is a guy who’s presumably made millions playing a $20 league?

Fantasy

jazqlyeWild Turkeys – The Turkeys dropped a nuclear weapon on their opponent putting up 163.06 points which gives me the outright point lead and a 3-3 record. Pat on the back for playing Golden Tate over Ryan Mathews. The Turkeys are once again a team you don’t want to play.

Big Johnson’s – A dud week of 85 pts secured a loss but still allowed me to hold the season points league and maintain 1st place with a 4-2 record.  Jordan Reed going down will not help this team moving forward.

Jamies Has Crabs – A little luck from a poor week from my opponent allowed me to sneak out a win scoring only 89 pts. I’ll take a little luck. I’m 4-2 and only 4 pts back from the season leader. Same problem with Jordan Reed.

By |2016-10-18T09:09:21-04:00October 18th, 2016|Sports|0 Comments

Football – Week 6

Bets

I’ve been on a bit of hot streak of late hitting the Monday Night Game (Bucs), the Thursday Night Game (Bolts), and a win on Alabama yesterday. This puts me at:
NFL: 11-10, +8 units, CFB: 4-5, +.7 units, MLB: 1-2, -4 units, EPL: 0-1, -1.5 units
I am now down 6.5 units on the season when the juice is included.

Don't fail me again you fucker.

Don’t fail me again you fucker.

Dolphins +8, 4 units – I ask myself what game do I think is the most obvious to be an easy win and land on this one. No one in their right mind should think that the Dolphins can cover 8 points against the Steelers. They got shit on by the Titans last week with Ryan Tannehill looking like he forgot what a QB was supposed to do. The Steelers put a beat down on the Jets looking like an offensive juggernaut and this will stick in people’s minds. This is not a bet for the feint of heart. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a back door cover or an outright win from the Dolphins. I only know everyone and their mother will pick the Steelers in this game. When they zig, you zag.

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Cowboys +4.5, 4 units – Evan Silva thinks they can win outright which means that 4.5 should be plenty. The Packers at Lambeau are definitely a force to be reckoned with so I’m not saying this is a sure thing by any means. They tend to be over hyped though and the Cowboys are proving they should be taken seriously. I don’t think they will win, but I expect the game to be close.

DraftKings

The money has been pouring in as I would hope I’m gaining some credibility. Some plays I’ve been touting are Chris Conley and Mike Wallace as cheap options. There are so many good players this week that I don’t think there are any guarantees. I’m also implementing the dual TE in a lot of lineups with Graham and Gronk. In options where I decided to choose the cheapest TE, I went with CJ Uzomah who I know is a long shot but I think he’s got a high floor and at $2,500, I like his upside. The Raiders-Chiefs should be high scoring and everyone else thinks the Panthers-Saints matchup will provide a load of points so I could get hurt if it does with not much exposure. I’m riding J Howard again which I know gets riskier each week he plays well, but the Bears have no other option. Same thing with Carlos Hyde. LeVeon Bell is also a must play if possible.
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Fantasy

54335712Wild Turkeys – The Turkeys are 2-3 and looking like the team that they should be after a good draft. I’m projected with the highest points total (again) at 122 and my opponent is slated for 94 with 2 of his players already going. No real lineup considerations other than Andy Dalton over Eli and Ryan Mathews over Tate. I like my chances. 2nd highest point total and 2nd most against as well.

Big Johnson’s – Sitting in 1st place with the most total points scored and the least total points against, it’s shaping up to be a bloodbath for the rest of the league. Not my highest projection at 95 but my opponent has already played a man and is at 87 so once again, I like my spot. Rolling out an Alex Smith to Maclin stack, I’m crossing my fingers. I played Charles Clay instead of Jordan Reed.

Jameis Has Crabs – A disturbing 3-2 with a loss by 1.1 and .3 but easily the best team in the league. It sounds like I’m bragging but I have the most points scored in the league and have the 2nd most scored against me. I could be 5-0 and I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m playing Big Steve and am projected to beat him by 7. I had to play Tyrod which I don’t love and Uzomah for Reed. No other concerns.

By |2016-10-16T10:34:33-04:00October 16th, 2016|Sports|0 Comments

Avoiding the Sheep

Last night’s NFL game is one of those feel good moments. The Chargers beat the Bronco’s outright and I was all over it. I had 3 units on the Bolts (down 6 for the season) and picked them in the pick’ em straight up (13% chose them) and ATS (31%). Out of Softerware’s pool only 2 of 30 chose them. People hate you when you pat yourself on the back and they were wrong.

rivers_wont_cry-0So why do I make this post knowing that most people will like me less when I make it?

  1. I got to add some cool sheep to the photo above.
  2. I get to gloat.

This was not an easy decision. The Shee sent me a tidbit that the Bronco’s have won 15 straight divisional games on the road and had covered 14 of the last 15. Evan Silva predicted the score would be a 2 point Bronco’s W which meant to bet the Chargers. The Chargers were 1-4 but their losses were all close. Home dogs are a good place to play from and I went against the grain. Hopefully this will continue my momentum and I can turn that -6 into some positive results.

By |2016-10-14T10:30:24-04:00October 14th, 2016|Sports|0 Comments

Putting Time In Perspective

Putting Time In Perspective

milky-way-over-clouds-restI know this post will come off as similar thoughts on “i’m just one of 7 billion sheeple” but not to at least think about time in this way makes you stupid.

Dumb people tend to view events from a “holy shit, I can’t believe this is happening”, whereas people who read an article like this think, “our society is just one of many who have occupied time on this Earth.”

I specifically like the evolution of how “humans” spent their. Since you were too lazy to click the link:

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What Do I Make of This?

 

jesus-does-not-exit-in-the-historical-record-all-we-have-is-this-selfie-jesus-christ-never-existedWhat hits home for me is the Jesus interpretation. Jesus was in the “small blue” area. He was just a bro in a small period of time. You’re talking 150,000 years of humans on Earth. Humans call this year 2016. Not special.

earthfrommoonYour time on Earth is a spec. When you watch Hillary battle Donald, this is only two political human beings looking to run America. America is a space of land on the Earth where we live. The Earth is a planet that exists in a humongous solar system. Many people have been alive before you and there is a good chance there will be many after. Flying cars and artificial intelligence will be the future. There is a good chance that human beings either blow themselves up or global warming extinguishes everyone.

It’s flipping awesome that we are alive in the age of computers and can share information like this. The human race will progress at light speed comparatively. We are alive at the coolest time in the history of our world. Makes you wonder what the hell people did 10,000 years ago.

 

 

By |2016-10-13T14:44:44-04:00October 13th, 2016|My Brain|2 Comments

Reader Comment – The Sun Visor

Still this skinny.

The good ol’ days.

Jordan, “the weens”, is an absolute nut. I do approve of his comment though as this is the material that the readers crave.

He dug up a post I created on 11/5/09 that you can read here about my thoughts on the sun visor in your car. I had to re-read my stance as it happened back in the ice age, but he sent this comment about the said post.

 

Tom,

This post has bothered me since I read it, probably years ago. In my 23 years of existence, I don’t think I’ve ever disagreed more about anything in my life then I did about your remarks regarding the sun visor. We are getting into the season now where when I drive to and from work I’m constantly driving into the sun. I use the sun visor every day, and every time I put it down I think to myself “how can Tom not only understand the use of this brilliant invention, but to feel strongly enough against it to write a post about it.” It honestly blows my mind. The sun visor greatly increases my visibility while driving. I hope that since you wrote this post, your views on the matter has changed. I would appreciate an update post regarding this matter. I took a picture today while i was driving to work which I will send to you. I tried posting it in this comment but my phone wouldn’t let me. Hopefully the picture helps you understand the importance of the sun visor. If you do decide to write an update post, please post the picture and explain to your viewers how you could possibly think the sun visor is useless. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
Jordan

Here is his picture:

 

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My Updated Take

First let’s all revel at the amazing camera of the Iphone. 125kb was sent to me through message (I since photoshopped the quality upward). I’m sure if it was emailed it would be better. My thoughts:

  1. What the hell is going on in this picture? The Weens was probably going 25 mph, pointing his phone at the rear view and trying to catch this women having the entire sun blocked by her visor. Turn around next time so we can get a clear shot! Fuck the person’s bumper in front of you.
  2. This woman looks like she’s against the wheel. I think I see her cheek touching the windshield.
  3. I’m assuming his point is that the dark shadow covering her eyes is preventing all sunlight from reaching her and she’s able to see.

Have I started using my sun visor since I wrote that post 6 years ago? Absolutely not. There have been a few times where I’ve been blinded by the light but I decelerate and squint my way through it. I don’t disagree that sun glare is an issue, but I don’t use the visor. Still think it’s stupid and this photo between a man taking a picture through his rear view and a women who appears to be looking down while driving, make me think sun glare is the least of my concerns on the road. My firm stance is the sun visor takes up 50% of the windshield which makes it harder to see, not easier. I don’t mind if I’m alone on this one. If you’ve read this sentence, please vote.

Do you use the sun visor?

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By |2016-10-27T22:27:21-04:00October 12th, 2016|My Brain|4 Comments

ProFootballFocus Intelligence – Week 5

I had a nice week 5…mainly because I followed none of their advice. This was a below average week for the “experts”. Evan Silva really shined though.

 

Top Contrarian Plays For Week 5 – Scott Barrett

hqdefaultDerek Anderson – QB 28, 5.52 pts
Jameis Winston – QB16, 15.36 pts
Devonta Freeman – RB9, 19.8 pts
Lamar Miller – RB49, 2.9 pts
DeSean Jackson – WR55, 5 pts
Victor Cruz – 0 pts
Cameron Brate – TE22,  4.3 pts
Richard Rodgers – TE36, 1.1 pts

I’m not sure what leagues this guy plays in but I can’t play players in the Monday night games. 1 recommendation in the top 10 for contrarian plays is not helping anyone with the column. I understand the idea behind trying to select low owned players but there was no useful advice here.

Last Week’s Grade – B
This Week’s Grade – D

FanDuel Lineup Advice: The Best Plays of Week 5 by Patrick Thorman

hqdefault-1Ryan Tannehill – QB29, 3.64 pts
Ryan Fitzpatrick – QB17, 15.10 pts
CJ Anderson – RB31, 7.7 pts
LeGarrette Blount – RB23, 9.7 pts
Jerrick McKinnon – RB39 5.1 pts
DeAndre Washington – RB32, 7.7 pts
Kelvin Benjamin – WR34, 9.5 pts
Jordan Matthews – WR37, 8.5 pts
Sterling Shepard – WR73, 2.4 pts
DeSean Jackson – WR55, 5 pts
Delanie Walker – TE3, 15.1 pts
Zach Miller – TE9, 10.8 pts

Patrick Thorman is becoming a writer whose articles are not worth reading. He’s titling his article the “best” plays. Aside from Delanie and Zach, there was not even another good selection. That means that 10 out of his 12 “best” plays were outside the top 20. If you followed any of his selections, chances were you weren’t making the money

Last Week’s Grade – C-
This Week’s Grade – D-

DFS Locks of the Week by Michael Tagliere

gl7e4a-mDerek Carr – QB8, 21.98 pts
Eli Manning – QB23, 10.06 pts
Jordan Howard – RB5, 23.80 pts
Todd Gurley – RB12, 16.3 pts
Julien Edleman – WR48 6 pts
Amari Cooper – WR3, 24.8 pts
Zach Ertz – TE19, 5.2 pts

You still can’t refer to these as “locks” which makes me want to give him a lower grade but not horrible suggestions here. Howard, Gurley, and Amari all paid the bills. Carr was fine and Eli was bad once again. Edleman sort of missed the mark. Ertz was suggested all over and not a complete bust, but not great either.

Last Week’s Grade – D

This Week’s Grade – B

Week 5 DFS Players to Fade by Tyler Loechner

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Matthew Stafford – QB10, 18.8 pts
Lamar Miller – RB49, 2.9 pts
Rashad Jennings – DNP
DeAndre Hopkins – WR17, 14.1 pts
Golden Tate – WR51, 6 pts
Jason Witten – TE18, 5.8 pts

A bit off on DeAndre and Stafford but all else were solid misses. Reading why players won’t do well is just as important as knowing why they would.

Last Week’s Grade – A-
This Week’s Grade – A-

 

Week 5 Start Sit Advice – Dan Schneier

Dan SchneierBest Matchups

Carson Wentz – QB13, 16.92 pts
Jordan Howard – RB5, 23.80 pts
Antonio Brown – WR11, 18.3 pts

Start

Ryan Tannehill – QB29, 3.64 pts
Jerrick McKinnon – RB39. 5.1 pts
DeVante Parker -WR40, 9 pts

Sit
Matt Ryan – QB18 – 14.98 pts
Matt Jones – RB40, 4.6 pts
Tyrell Williams – WR9, 20.2 pts

The Best Matchups were all on target. This is what I’m routinely looking for and I don’t care what the price of them is. You have to build your players around key matchups and Dan Schneier has been good for 3 weeks now. His starts weren’t great and sits were decent except for Tyrell. Passing grade.

Last Week’s Grade – B+
This Week’s Grade – B+

Bargains of the Week by Brandon Marianne Lee

Brandon Marianne LeeQB – Wentz (QB13), Lynch (QB21), Hoyer (QB5), Derek Anderson (QB28)
RB – West (RB21), Powell (RB28), Howard (RB4), McKinnon (RB39), Gore (RB27), Crowell (RB41)
WR – Smith Sr (WR59), Woods (WR65), Coates (WR1), Royal (WR42), Hogan (WR19), Inman (WR91), Fuller (WR90)
TE – James (TE7), Brate (TE22), Miller (TE9), Henry (TE4)

SAMMIE COATES! A few decent bargains in this list and quality picks on TE’s. Goes to show that the cheap players can go off. Most of these guys were misses though so you have to be very careful when choosing from this list. Anything in the top 20 I’d call a major success.

Last Week’s Grade – B-
This Week’s Grade – B

 

Evan Silva Quotes

Evan SilvaDFS concerns for Crowell include Bill Belichick’s knack for taking away his opponent’s top weapon and the Browns’ loss of C Austin Reiter(ACL) after already losing first-team C Cameron Erving (lung) – RB40

This is a good week to consider Luck-T.Y. Hilton stacks in DFS tournaments.  I like T.Y. as a cash-game play in DFS this weekQB6, WR2

I’m down on Hoyer in DFS due to injuries to Alshon Jeffery (knee), Eddie Royal (calf), and Zach Miller (ribs). … QB5

Miller is a solid Week 5 DFS tight end – TE5

Walker should be fired up confidently in season-long leagues and is also worth a look in DFS tournaments, where Walker is likely to be severely underowned – TE3

Minnesota’s defense should be a high-floor play in DFS this week. – D2

Reed is start in season-long leagues and an overpriced fade in DFS. TE13

In DFS, Marshall makes sense as a game-stack partner with Steelers passing-game members and/or Le’Veon Bell. – WR8, RB8

DFS Lineup Advice

Week 5 Optimal FD Lineup – Brandon Marianne Lee

Ben Roethlisberger – 33.2 pts
CJ Anderson – 9.2 pts
DeAndre Washington – 10.2 pts
Antonio Brown – 22.8 pts
Odell Beckham Jr – 16.6 pts
Quincy Enunwa – 9.1 pts
Zach Ertz – 6.7 pts
Mason Crosby – 11 pts
Titans – 11 pts

Total – 129.8 (C+ Grade)

Week 5 Optimal DK Lineup – Tyler Loechner

Brian Hoyer – 26.78
Jordan Howard – 28.3 pts
Jerrick McKinnon – 5.6 pts
Antonio Brown – 22.8 pts
O’Dell Beckham Jr. –  16.6 pts
Brandon Marshall –  28.4 pts
Zach Ertz – 6.7 pts
DeAndre Washington – 10.2 pts
Eagles –  6 pts

Total – 151.38 (B Grade)

 

Final Thoughts

Evan Silva knows his shit. I put together 7 lineups and not one of them were lower than 153.96. 153 is on the high end of average. If you followed the advice of PFF’s pros, in many cases they weren’t on the right people. Tom Brady, Rob Gronkowski, and Martellus Bennett were not mentioned one time. Where’s TY Hilton’s name? There’s a ton of overlap and it’s bad selection overlap. On to week 6.

By |2016-10-27T22:27:29-04:00October 12th, 2016|Fantasy, Sports|0 Comments

Cats and Babies

I’m expanding my horizons. This weekend I had a baby on my knee and a cat in my house. To most people this may not sound very extraordinary…and it’s not.

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I took in Steve’s cat for a week and she’s nice to have around but it’s not for me long term. When I arrive home, I notice the cat living there. It’s not even the cat’s fault. It’s tremendous. It cleans itself, hardly sheds, and poops and pees in the litter box which is all you can ask for. I actually even like the cat itself even though its purr shakes the room. Waking me up at 5:30 am also isn’t my favorite.

I went to CK4’s party on Saturday and Jkash had his litter of children there. I held one of the babies and it didn’t poop on me. Here’s a picture. I was not given the rights to show the baby.

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By |2016-10-11T09:23:56-04:00October 11th, 2016|My Life|0 Comments

Some Bizarre Comments

I know my loyal readers don’t get to see some of the comments that come in on prior posts and they always seem to leave me wondering. Here are two of the most recent ones.

tumblr_nk2fo1irlh1qh2ek1o1_400Context: About 18 months ago Kendra Sunderland had a video of her playing with herself in a University Library. I was tracking the increase of her popularity with the idea that it would bring in viewers to my website. She has since entered the hardcore porn world and was recently on Howard Stern to promote herself. Some guy commented this on my website.

I am trying to follow Kendra Sunderland, on some communication E mail, Twitter or any way to find out when she will be the Featured Porn Star performer at a Strip club, Gentlemen’s Club, Exotic Dance club, in these 2 states Oregon and Washington. I prefer to watch her performance in Salem Oregon where she was born. Can you tell me the next date and time and place she will be in Oregon? Tom can you tell me how to find Kendra Sunderland’s schedule for the Pacific Northwest.

This guy should be red flagged as a potential stalker and full blown retard. She favorited my tweet. She doesn’t talk to me. She doesn’t have my number. She doesn’t know I exist. How the hell would I ever contact her?

 

bowling-pba-tripContext: If you look on the right hand side of my page you’ll see the top 5 posts. These are chosen by which pages get the most visits on that day. They are always the same ones with Madison Ivy, Claire Abbot, Brandi Passante, and Ally Lyons.

Some guys stumbles on the website and uses it as his own humble brag. This is the post he is referring to.

 

Pretty interesting post, I don’t even read blogs, but for some reason I typed into google when did madison ivy get a boob job, and your article on her popped up. And then i saw your article on the “jersey” strike, and now this one. i’ve never seen a blog cover bowling with these interesting stories, so good job as an avid bowler I found them really interesting. And for this season I started off with a 205 average for the first couple months (although I’ve hit a serious slump over the past two weeks now), but have never bowled a 300. I’ve gotten 11 in a game multiple times, even the back 11, but never 12. Our house’s pattern is pretty tough though. To put it in perspective, I ended last season with about a 190 average, and then for sweeps in vegas I shot a 736, so i definitely think the house has something to do with it

By |2016-10-10T10:25:42-04:00October 10th, 2016|Sports|1 Comment

Football Week 5 – Recap

A nice week so far. Let’s review.

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Vikings D is legit

Bets

1-2-1 for -2 units for the week. My teaser was off as I picked 3 teams winning outright and 2 getting blown out. Vikings are legit as expected and the Rams offense is too difficult to trust. No real harm done though. -12 on the season.

Draftkings

Another really solid week which is nice to turn in. I entered $119 and took out $225. This is a +106 week adding to the +29 season total for a +135. Combine that with the bets, and I’m virtually even through 5 weeks.

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29766e2a37e979b18d18c428ff9c5aba_xlI’ve started to utilize a non-sheeple approach and instead of using the advice of the “pros”, I’ve been combining that with my own intuition. Not going below 158 for a lineup will probably be the best I have all year. I had TY Hilton in 5 of 7 lineups and sprinkled in some Sammie Coates and B Marsh which was really solid. I made a few mistakes this week (Zach Ertz, Terrelle Pryor, Isiah Crowell, Robert Woods) which never had me really firing on all cylinders but I was good enough for the leagues I was in. I made a great play removing Steve Smith from all lineups after the wind talk and also fading Legarrette Blount. I missed cashing in the Million by .3 points on the 2nd lineup which sucked because it would have added another 30 bucks.

Fantasy Football

fantasy-football-logic-reality-4Wild Turkeys – Playing my little brother and it’s looking the big brother is showing his strength. I made a mistake playing Golden Tate over Ryan Mathews but unless Graham Gano outscores Greg Olsen by 8 points, this is a W. 2-3 ain’t bad.
Big Johnsons – Big blunder playing Rashad Jennings over Theo Riddick (complete oversight) but it didn’t matter as my opponent didn’t even set his lineup and only scored 61 pts as I put up 109 with Theo Riddick on the bench. Moving to 4-1.
Jameis Has Crabs – A potential loss if Kelvin Benjamin puts up more than 9 points. I scored 113 and had my most optimal lineup so I can’t really feel bad if I lose. 3-2 most likely but 4-1 is possible.

Pigskin Pick em

A 4 spot going into the Monday night game is not good. In fact it’s horrible. I was all over the place with my picks and have fallen back to 3rd place and back 6 games which is a decent amount.

I’m in 2nd place in the Softerware pool but back 4 games.

By |2016-10-10T09:58:01-04:00October 10th, 2016|Sports|0 Comments

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