About Tom Stortz

Enjoying my last few responsibility free years left.

Searching For Bobby Fischer

bobby fischerI’ve had a slight interest in chess over the years and came across a documentary on Bobby Fischer through HBO.  I was aware that Bobby Fischer was a big name in chess and never knew the story behind him.  What I learned was that a brilliant mind sees ups and downs unlike you and me.

At 6 years of age, Bobby started learning chess.  At age 14 he had already won 8 US championships.  In 1972, age 29, he captured the World Chess Championship by defeating Boris Spassky in a 24 game match.  In 1975 he refused to defend his title and then fell into obscurity the rest of his life.  He became a recluse, an anti-American, and an anti-Semite.  His chess playing days had ended and his mind started focusing on other topics.

[dropcap background=”yes” color=”#333333″]All I want to do, ever, is play  chess.[/dropcap]

 

Bobby Fischer thought outside of the box.  He wasn’t defined by anyone or thing other than himself.  He became a master at chess because he spent day after day thinking about it an understanding it.  It was his obsession.  Regular people don’t have this ability to think about an idea year after year without getting tired of it.  The reason Fischer was so successful was also the reason he went crazy. What you see in his later years is that instead of focusing his mental aptitude on chess, it started delving into paranoia and world corruption.  This video below is Fischer in his later years.  You see a man who you certainly wouldn’t be thought of as the greatest chess player of all time.

Pg-31-fischer-epaPeople who are the best at something are crazy.  They have a unique attribute that makes them the best. Most likely, you and I don’t have this attribute. We live inside the box and are happier to do so. The best are driven by being the best and it makes them think differently. These types of people are too smart for their own good a lot of the times.  They are the <.1% of the population who don’t tick like normal people but it’s these people who change the world we live in.  They aren’t told how to think.  It’s finding that mix of thinking outside the box but still having a balance of normalcy.  Bobby Fischer couldn’t manage.

By |2014-06-07T00:22:38-04:00June 7th, 2014|Sports|0 Comments

Meeting of the Minds

mQFoPdTToday the 3 amigos got together at Mad Mexico.  Who you ask?  Sam, Gourlay, and myself are revolutionizing the world with these websites.  Gourlay has jumped on board and purchased a domain name which is a committing step.  Sam and I talk ideas on what works and what sucks.  I’ve always said that the more people that participate, the better.

I think we’ve come a long way.  Sam said tonight that looking back at the old posts is laughable.  They suck.  We obviously haven’t hit that next plateau yet but I think the material being delivered is constantly being upped.  We aren’t the smartest people on the planet but we are honest and have an ability to stick with it.  Persistence is important in any aspect of life.  Life is short but long in the different ways.  Something will come of this….I think.

By |2014-06-06T00:16:10-04:00June 6th, 2014|My Life|8 Comments

Awkward Interactions with Girls

Even spelling awkward is awkward.   Laura sent me an email with the subject line “immediately thought of you” with this link.  I viewed the site and understood why she would think of me.

Physical contact with other people is difficult.  I’m not sure if other people have no problem with it but I’ve had 3 encounters recently that had me shaking my head.

hug1) I side hugged two people with a sweaty shirt on.  I went for a run yesterday and took a shower before I was going out to SIPS (SIPS is a Philadelphia “event” where 80 bars and restaurants pretend to offer specials from 5-7).  It was a hot run and after the shower I was still sweating.  I was in a bit of a rush to get there and my body was still heated.  I dressed as light as I could with a t-shirt and shorts but I hadn’t given it enough time.  My back started sweating through and even though it wasn’t ridiculous, I noticed it.

So I get to an outdoor bar and head to a table with Evan and two girls who I knew.  I’ve met the girls enough times to know that we are in hugging territory but with this back sweat, I had to be cautious.  So when I’m going in for the hug, the entire I’m thinking, “I feel bad you have to hug my sweaty shirt unbeknownst to you.”  I side hugged them though trying to make as little contact as possible.  The side hug is a weird ass hug to begin with and now my sweat shirt throws a monkey wrench that I have to deal with.  Most likely the girls had no idea this even occurred but this post only tells the truth.

awkwardcat2) A bizarre face touch hug – Same person as the sweat hug.  She is making goodbye hugs and I’m sitting on a tall bar stool.  I wasn’t sure if I should stand up or not to say goodbye.  In the few seconds I had to decide whether I should stand up, I decided I should stand up.  So I push my chair back and the table is at an awkward angle in regard to how she is coming in for a hug.  So she starts the motion forward and this is where I’m not even sure what happened.  I must have noticed a tilt to her head so I started turning my head and as the hug got closer, SHE STARTED TURNING HER HEAD.  Our faces collided and I started cracking up.  I tried to play it off but we both knew that hugs aren’t supposed to work that way.

idontknow3) Not remember a name of someone you know you have met a dozen times – I go to a social function and a girl who I recognize, and am Facebook friends with, sees me and says boldly and loudly, HEY TOM!  Fuck.  The way a computer database scans files is what my brain was doing looking for this name.  I came across the name Danielle and said, “hey Danielle.”  I said it really softly because I knew I wasn’t 100% on it and I’m not sure she caught it or not.  After I few moments of staring at her blankly, I walked away.  A few minutes later someone else introduced her to friends as “Amanda.”  Welp, Danielle and I aren’t as close as I thought.

By |2014-06-05T12:06:58-04:00June 5th, 2014|My Life|2 Comments

5k! Is That the Distance or the Cost?

Holy Ravioli Batman, the cost to pay people to let you race is getting out of control!  There are two upcoming local Philly races I signed up for today and are on opposite ends of the spectrum.  The races are the Phil’s 10k and the Tex Mex 5k.  Each race has its own unique situation that once analyzed should make things clear.

 

Phil’s 10k

Phil's 5kPhil’s 10k is a re-created race that was once a 5k, and I assume, due to falling participants, tried something different.  This is the 13th annual Phil’s race and I have been doing it since 2002.  The old 5k was held on a Wednesday in July and the temperature was always sweltering.  Without looking at the actual numbers and strictly by memory, at the peak, the race was drawing around ~500 people and last year dipped to around 350.  The race was feeling stale and the AARC did something about it.

What changed? 

  • The distance moved from a 5k to a 10k
  • The price went from $25 (with a shirt) to $15 (with an additional option of adding a shirt for $8.)
  • Date was moved to a Saturday morning at 8am (it should read this on the homepage)

My Thoughts

  • Award in the Old Man's age group.

    Award in the Old Man’s age group.

    I like not having to get a shirt.  I don’t wear race shirts.  I run all the time and buy the equipment I need from top manufacturers.  Normally race shirts aren’t the cream of the crop and I won’t wear them especially due to the advertising on them.

  • 10k distance is a fine switch but I think this probably deters more people than brings in.
  • I’ll never complain about the $15 price.  I even donated an extra $10 because of how cheap the race is.  I only donate money when it feels right.
  • Saturday Morning during vacation time is questionable.
  • Prize money is awarded which may draw some higher quality runners.

 

Tex Mex 5k

2014 TexMex5K LeadinI’ve never done the Tex Mex so understand this comes from what I’ve heard and seen.

Positives

  • The first thing I do when I’m signing up for a race I don’t know much about is look at the winning time and how many people participated.  I don’t like small races that I think I have a shot at winning.  This race gets 1,500 people and a winning pace around 5 minute miles.  Check.
  • From what I hear, the after party is an actual after party with alcohol and everything.  This I like.
  • I like the change of pace on a Wednesday summer night and having something to look forward during the week.

Negatives

  • $42.00!!!!! to do a 5k?  Are you kidding me.  This race is bringing in $63,000 dollars.  I don’t know race costs but this is a lot of money going to a watershed.

 

Closing Thoughts

running_motivational_02Running is getting expensive the more popular it gets.  The Art Museum is closed every single weekend for some race to benefit some cause.  I don’t mind opening up my wallet to do a race but I think the Philly half marathon used to cost me around 50 bucks and now that’s what a 5k is getting?  There are some special races that can ask for a premium but there are hundreds of races to choose from nowadays and they all can’t be special.

This post was created in honor of National Running Day and Sam’s smart thoughts on it.

 

By |2014-06-04T12:32:19-04:00June 4th, 2014|Running, Sports|4 Comments

Who Are You?

targetmarketYou’ve been getting into learning about writing copy.  The book you read last night said that anytime you want to use I, use you.  This connects with readers and people only care about themselves.  Getting people to think about themselves and not you is key.   Communication by words is a powerful tool and you want to learn it the best that you can in order to wield its power.

CGu8EI’d never write like that but it shows the strength of “you.”  In order to connect with people, what you write has to make them feel something within.  Writing about yourself is the easiest thing to write about but it rarely brings out emotion in other people unless there is an emotional story that goes along with it where people say to themselves, “I’ve been there and know exactly how they are feeling.”  This is empathy.  Empathy in good copy writing is done in the reverse.  You think of the other person, then put yourself in their shoes and write to them.  First you need to know who you are writing to.

 

 Target Audience

wZlZUA good exercise is to define the audience.  Let’s use this blog.

  • 95% of the readers are male and the rest are probably hermaphrodites.  Girls don’t read this blog because I don’t write about anything that interests them.  It’s always alcohol, running, boobs, and sports and not clothes, food, yoga, and romantic novels.   Not one time has a girl come up to me and told me they loved my blog.  I secretly hope there is a flock of closet readers but they must be stuck in Narnia.
  • Age range is 20-35.  My friends are on the high end and I’m sure I get some friends from Sam’s blog who stumble in.  Direct traffic is about 70-100 people a day.  Upped if I post the link on Facebook.  I can count on my hands and feet the amount of people who I KNOW read the blog.  That amount of direct traffic is staggering.
  • What does this audience like?  Probably the same things I do or else people wouldn’t visit.  It’s possible they even like me which is the sole reason they come to the blog.  Based on current declining traffic, I’m starting to think these are the only people who are actually coming to the blog.  Rando’s just see a page from a Google search, read for a few seconds and skip off into the abyss.  This should bring us to the ultimate problem with the blog.

 

Writing to You When It’s All Me

Katy Perry is a slut

Katy Perry is a slut

A good website utilizes posts that make YOU feel something but everything about this website is about ME.  What I do.  What I think.  What I care about.   Sure I get some traffic on posts about pornstars and hot celebs, but that’s not the website’s theme.  It’s a one time post.  If I want to keep making headway, I have to start drawing people in with useful information and not cheap thrills.

Here is where everything comes full circle.  The posts I have made in the past are not bad posts.  Some are informative, some are opinionated, and some are plain ridiculous, but I’m learning what needs to be done with every post.  The post has to start with an end goal in sight.

Steve-Jobs-mind-blown-gif-HD-T-pVbdSay I want to review the running shoes that I like so much (and I will probably do).  My post has to be phrased not only why I like them but also why you will like them.  Then once I get a post that has my valuable insight from so much running while keeping the end goal of the reader in mind, then I start pasting that link all over the place.  Runners World Forums.  Facebook pages.  Shoe company reviews.  Anywhere and everywhere.  I promise that a post like that (something I know a lot about with the intent of sharing info with other runners) and advertised to hell, will see traffic.  I’ll make it my mission and in the next few days you’ll see the post and then I’ll share my results.  I know I used I a lot in those last two paragraphs but it’s strictly to inform YOU what I plan to do to make something work.  We’ll see if this works.

By |2016-10-28T15:25:44-04:00June 3rd, 2014|My Brain|2 Comments

Hunter S. Thompson On Life

HunterSThompson (1)I read a biography on Hunter S. Thompson a few years ago and he was a terrific thinker.  He wrote Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas which I also read and enjoyed.  He was good friends with Johnny Depp who played the main character in the film adaptation of Fear and Loathing.  He was also a contributor to the Rolling Stone magazine for many years.  He had wild political ideas and did a ton of drugs.  He was a unique person who committed suicide at the age of  67.  Below is a great excerpt by a 22! year old Thompson on life.  I also got a huge kick out of the high closing signature.

 

Hunter S. Thompson Letter

In April of 1958, Hunter S. Thompson was 22 years old when he wrote this letter to his friend Hume Logan in response to a request for life advice.

Thompson’s letter, found in “Letters of Note,” offers some of the most thoughtful and profound advice I’ve ever come across. [bolding is our own]

April 22, 1958
57 Perry Street
New York City

Dear Hume,

You ask advice: ah, what a very human and very dangerous thing to do! For to give advice to a man who asks what to do with his life implies something very close to egomania. To presume to point a man to the right and ultimate goal — to point with a trembling finger in the RIGHT direction is something only a fool would take upon himself.

I am not a fool, but I respect your sincerity in asking my advice. I ask you though, in listening to what I say, to remember that all advice can only be a product of the man who gives it. What is truth to one may be disaster to another. I do not see life through your eyes, nor you through mine. If I were to attempt to give you specific advice, it would be too much like the blind leading the blind.

“To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles … ” (Shakespeare)

And indeed, that IS the question: whether to float with the tide, or to swim for a goal. It is a choice we must all make consciously or unconsciously at one time in our lives. So few people understand this! Think of any decision you’ve ever made which had a bearing on your future: I may be wrong, but I don’t see how it could have been anything but a choice however indirect — between the two things I’ve mentioned: the floating or the swimming.

But why not float if you have no goal? That is another question. It is unquestionably better to enjoy the floating than to swim in uncertainty. So how does a man find a goal? Not a castle in the stars, but a real and tangible thing. How can a man be sure he’s not after the “big rock candy mountain,” the enticing sugar-candy goal that has little taste and no substance?

The answer — and, in a sense, the tragedy of life — is that we seek to understand the goal and not the man. We set up a goal which demands of us certain things: and we do these things. We adjust to the demands of a concept which CANNOT be valid. When you were young, let us say that you wanted to be a fireman. I feel reasonably safe in saying that you no longer want to be a fireman. Why? Because your perspective has changed. It’s not the fireman who has changed, but you. Every man is the sum total of his reactions to experience. As your experiences differ and multiply, you become a different man, and hence your perspective changes. This goes on and on. Every reaction is a learning process; every significant experience alters your perspective.

So it would seem foolish, would it not, to adjust our lives to the demands of a goal we see from a different angle every day? How could we ever hope to accomplish anything other than galloping neurosis?

huntersthompsonThe answer, then, must not deal with goals at all, or not with tangible goals, anyway. It would take reams of paper to develop this subject to fulfillment. God only knows how many books have been written on “the meaning of man” and that sort of thing, and god only knows how many people have pondered the subject. (I use the term “god only knows” purely as an expression.) There’s very little sense in my trying to give it up to you in the proverbial nutshell, because I’m the first to admit my absolute lack of qualifications for reducing the meaning of life to one or two paragraphs.

I’m going to steer clear of the word “existentialism,” but you might keep it in mind as a key of sorts. You might also try something called “Being and Nothingness” by Jean-Paul Sartre, and another little thing called “Existentialism: From Dostoyevsky to Sartre.” These are merely suggestions. If you’re genuinely satisfied with what you are and what you’re doing, then give those books a wide berth. (Let sleeping dogs lie.) But back to the answer. As I said, to put our faith in tangible goals would seem to be, at best, unwise. So we do not strive to be firemen, we do not strive to be bankers, nor policemen, nor doctors. WE STRIVE TO BE OURSELVES.

But don’t misunderstand me. I don’t mean that we can’t BE firemen, bankers, or doctors — but that we must make the goal conform to the individual, rather than make the individual conform to the goal. In every man, heredity and environment have combined to produce a creature of certain abilities and desires — including a deeply ingrained need to function in such a way that his life will be MEANINGFUL. A man has to BE something; he has to matter.

As I see it then, the formula runs something like this: a man must choose a path which will let his ABILITIES function at maximum efficiency toward the gratification of his DESIRES. In doing this, he is fulfilling a need (giving himself identity by functioning in a set pattern toward a set goal), he avoids frustrating his potential (choosing a path which puts no limit on his self-development), and he avoids the terror of seeing his goal wilt or lose its charm as he draws closer to it (rather than bending himself to meet the demands of that which he seeks, he has bent his goal to conform to his own abilities and desires).

In short, he has not dedicated his life to reaching a pre-defined goal, but he has rather chosen a way of life he KNOWS he will enjoy. The goal is absolutely secondary: it is the functioning toward the goal which is important. And it seems almost ridiculous to say that a man MUST function in a pattern of his own choosing; for to let another man define your own goals is to give up one of the most meaningful aspects of life — the definitive act of will which makes a man an individual.

Let’s assume that you think you have a choice of eight paths to follow (all pre-defined paths, of course). And let’s assume that you can’t see any real purpose in any of the eight. THEN — and here is the essence of all I’ve said— you MUST FIND A NINTH PATH.

Naturally, it isn’t as easy as it sounds. You’ve lived a relatively narrow life, a vertical rather than a horizontal existence. So it isn’t any too difficult to understand why you seem to feel the way you do. But a man who procrastinates in his CHOOSING will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

So if you now number yourself among the disenchanted, then you have no choice but to accept things as they are, or to seriously seek something else. But beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life. Decide how you want to live and then see what you can do to make a living WITHIN that way of life. But you say, “I don’t know where to look; I don’t know what to look for.”

And there’s the crux. Is it worth giving up what I have to look for something better? I don’t know — is it? Who can make that decision but you? But even by DECIDING TO LOOK, you go a long way toward making the choice.

If I don’t call this to a halt, I’m going to find myself writing a book. I hope it’s not as confusing as it looks at first glance. Keep in mind, of course, that this is MY WAY of looking at things. I happen to think that it’s pretty generally applicable, but you may not. Each of us has to create our own credo — this merely happens to be mine.

If any part of it doesn’t seem to make sense, by all means call it to my attention. I’m not trying to send you out “on the road” in search of Valhalla, but merely pointing out that it is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it. There is more to it than that — no one HAS to do something he doesn’t want to do for the rest of his life. But then again, if that’s what you wind up doing, by all means convince yourself that you HAD to do it. You’ll have lots of company.

And that’s it for now. Until I hear from you again, I remain,

your friend,
Hunter

 

 

By |2014-06-03T17:16:20-04:00June 3rd, 2014|Celeb|0 Comments

Think the Ink

tattoopainttoleranceI’m by no means against tattoo’s.  It’s a creative way to express ideas that may have importance in life.  They also can look bad ass.  A tattoo for me though would never fly.  People judge ink the second they see it and it’s better to not give people any reason to incorrectly judge.  Another downside of a tattoo is that you can outgrow it.  Just because it seemed like a great idea at 18, doesn’t mean you still feed the same way at 35.  Life throws a lot of curveballs and tattoos tend to have a permanent nature.  Plus they hurt like hell from my understanding.  I’ve scanned the internet for some brain dead people putting moronic ink on their body.  I also found a few pieces that are unbelievably cool.

 

Tattoo Examples

2,000 Lives Lived Together

Have to regret these later in life.

Have to regret these later in life.

 

This Will Definitely Stay Relevant

What if they come back?

What if they come back?

 

Forget Rogaine – take a time to appreciate the fact that each one of those black dots was a needle jabbing into his head flesh

Not bald anymore

Not bald anymore

 

Dhalsim from StreetFighter

Dhalsim from Street Fighter

 

Buzz Lightyear the Role Model

Two Infinity and Less Than

Two Infinity and Less Than

 

Far Out

A Universe in an Arm

A Universe in an Arm

 

Monster Devotion

Monster Spokesperson or just a monster

Monster Spokesperson or just a monster

 

Commitment – Usually I laugh at stuff like this but holy fuck has she ruined her life with that tattoo

Ouch.

Ouch.

 

No Bail! – “Actually I wanted it to say ‘FUCK CO-OPS’ I didn’t have enough fingers, but I’m all about big business!”

Why oh why?

Why oh why?

 

By |2014-06-02T23:42:22-04:00June 2nd, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

Getting Karma, Re-Tweets, and Likes

reddit_upvote_wallpaper_by_kage_kaldaka-d5pxfjrI’m pretty much an expert on not getting any response to anything I do through websites. Years and years of lackluster blog comments, negative Twitter followers, unfavorable Karma scores on Reddit, and Facebook posts that nobody sees put me in a good position to write this post. My expectations for every post, comment, or tweet is that it goes mainstream. Every boy and girl across the world is going to want to be my friend or follow every move I do. Amazingly this hasn’t happened yet. With that in mind, I’ll share some thoughts on what to do to become known for comments.  Take it from me, I got a tweet favorited twice and had 1 retweet last night from random people.

 

Social Media Comment Tips

Speed of light iStockphoto_COSMOS Science MagazineBe First – This one is so key that I have to make it first.  Commenting on posts the second they appear or tweeting live is crucial to getting noticed.  It’s rare when people will dig through the comments to see what the best ones are.  If you ever use Reddit or Barstool, you’d know that the best comments (the ones with the most upvotes) get shown at the very top.  This is actually a very good system because the readers are good judges and the cream rises to the top.  The best chance to get the most upvotes is to be there the longest.  I would say there is probably a 15-30 minute window of commenting on a “new” post to get recognized.

blog-tip-from-probloggerCreative Title – The title is tricky.  I’ve never noticed a difference between what I think is a good title and  a bad title in my blog posts.  This could be because I’ve never created a good title.  The title though is the difference between something that gets looked at on Reddit or overlooked.  The title draws you in to the post.   The whole, “don’t read this,” or “you’ve gotta watch this,” probably work better than I think.  Anytime your title makes you think of sex, you did it right.

Write Truth – Comments that get the highest ratings are the ones that describe what people are thinking the best.  People need to read your comment and say, “that’s exactly what I was thinking, I couldn’t have put it better myself.”  And more accurately, “that’s exactly what I was thinking, and you put it way better than I would have.”  Or even more true, “I’m not that smart to make a comment that is that creative.”  Comments say what you are thinking concisely and accurately.

Reaction Gifs – Reaction gifs have grown on me.  When you can pinpoint a reaction in Gif format, you strike gold.  Words are great but a picture is worth a thousand words.  And a moving Gif is worth more than a picture so that’s like a million words.  Reaction links can score so high on the comment meter that it’s important to seek out good reaction gifs and store them in a folder.  Here is the subreddit in case you are too lazy to know where to look.  Many gems in here.

 

After reading this post, you should feel like this when making comments.

tomhanksreaction

By |2014-06-02T16:12:33-04:00June 2nd, 2014|My Brain|2 Comments

Worst Post Ever

These are the worst posts because I don’t know what to write and I’m going to recap what I did this weekend. Actually I’m not. All you need to know is that I took the best picture of my life and I posted it on Reddit.

Hegins, Pa

It was taken on a site that I was at for the weekend reconnecting with people I haven’t seen in a long time. One thing is evident, I’m getting older. Also I take longer to recover from drinking nights as well. Yesterday I’m pretty sure I went from 4pm to 2am and didn’t drink a single glass of water. I didn’t even black out or anything, just stayed up and drank beer throughout the afternoon. It was actually a lot of fun.

By |2014-06-01T18:56:59-04:00June 1st, 2014|My Life|2 Comments

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