5 Nov, 2012

At any rate

By |2012-11-05T18:02:36-05:00November 5th, 2012|My Life|2 Comments

An interesting weekend headlined by my matchup with the Rock in fantasy football. I am down 1.9 points moving into tonight’s game with Vick and McCoy on my roster vs Brees and DeSean on his. This is what the season is all about. One of use moves to 5-4 with high aspirations for the playoffs and the other season is almost at an end. For what it’s worth, I’d rather be in my spot but the edge, if any, is super slight. I pulled off W’s in Bake and Steve’s league and dropped another one in my pro league. A sad, but true, moment was my pickup of Heath Miller in Evan’s league which was honestly the highlight of my week.

We also won a football game on Saturday in lower than normal temperatures. We opened a 21-0 lead and the game was never really that close. Props to Bake for quarterbacking a good game and getting everyone involved. We took the 2nd seed with a 5-2 record moving into a playoff game this upcoming Saturday. From the looks of it, we should have a good schedule to the championship game.

It looks like we might be getting some snow on Wednesday so I’m hoping we can get a CK4cast sometime shortly.

5 Nov, 2012

Philadelphia Phillies 2013 by Brookes

By |2013-02-03T23:59:55-05:00November 5th, 2012|Sports|1 Comment

The 2012 Phillies were plagued by injuries, a disastrous adolescent prom-night jitters bullpen and an uncharacteristic lack of virility in the power department. Where was the team that captured our hearts in recent years – blasting home run after home run – mounting monumental uncalled-for comebacks?

This is how the team can be “fixed”. Not to make a perfect lineup which doubles teammates home all day, but to restore the sense of fear our lineup once inspired in an opposing pitcher. Anyone can beat you. For those wishing that this team will ever come close to a .300 mark should keep rubbing their lucky penny. The position additions available (or on the table thus far) in the 2012 Free Agent class leave much to be desired for. The only consistent .300 (or near) hitter at a need position is Josh Hamilton. It may take Jesus buying a home in Bryn Mawr to drop his asking price to make a move to Philadelphia plausible. So how can you make this team more competative while embracing its inherent flaws – when you have committed a small fortune to a starting rotation and aging stars?

This plan brings 6 quality players to the team – who are capable of making an immediate impact for just about a $38 million investment for 2013 – or roughly $9 million more than ARod alone will make in 2013. Strikeouts will go up (which seems hard after posting 1,094 last season) – but so will the home runs , stolen bases, extra-base hits, runs, RBI and overall lineup balance – and subsequently, wins. With reasonable estimates this lineup should produce 209 HR or better over a full, healthy season – providing 20+ HR potential from every spot in the order. This production would launch the Phillies from 18th overall in HR in MLB (2012) to at least 4th overall in MLB. A great deal of a Phillies resurgence is predicated upon Dominic Brown developing a more consistent presence in the box and in the field. As well, Darin Ruf needs time to explore his potential in 2013, most likely frustrating many times but also amazing us in other moments. After all, he did break Ryan Howard’s Minor League single-season HR record. He deserves a chance.

With a little bit of luck, this should be a much more entertaining team to watch – and will win more games.

SEASON OUTCOME
95 W – 67 L

STARTING LINEUP
1. Jimmy Rollins (SS) (S)
2. B.J. Upton (CF) (R)
3. Chase Utley (2B) (L)
4. Ryan Howard (1B) (L)
5. Mark Reynolds (3B) (R)
6. Carlos Ruiz (C) (R)
7. Darin Ruf (LF) (R)
8. Domonic Brown (RF) (L)
9. P

BENCH
Juan Pierre (OF) (L)
Wilson Betemit (3B/IF) (R)
Freddy Galvis (INF) (S)
Kevin Frandsen (INF) (R)
John Mayberry Jr. (OF) (R)
Eric Kratz (C) (R)
Jonny Gomes (OF) (R)

STARTING PITCHERS
1. Roy Halladay (R)
2. Cole Hamels (L)
3. Cliff Lee (L)
4. Derek Lowe (R)
5. Vance Worley (R)

BULLPEN (Core)
Phillipe Aumont (R)
Kyle Kendrick (R)
Antonio Bastardo (L)

Sean Burnett (L)
Jonathan Papelbon (R)

ACQUISITIONS

B.J. Upton (CF) (2012 Salary – $8 million)
The Upton brothers have seemingly been forever riddled regarding reaching their “full potential”. At this point it may be a case of what you see is what you get. What you get with B.J. Upton is a 28 year old Gold Glove outfielder with a tremendous power/speed combination. He has posted 30+ stolen bases in each of the past 5 years and averaged roughly 20 HR’s and 32 doubles in each of the past 6 – mind you, playing in the cavern that is Tropicana Field. A move to a hitter-friendly ball park with a short porch in left and right fields should produce a meaningful spike in HR’s, doubles and triples. The Phillies need defense in the outfield, extra-base hits, power and a boost in speed – all of which Upton can provide immediately. We would simply have to live with his 160 strikeouts per year. A four-year $53 million deal should be enough to bring him to Philly. Considering his multi-tool benefit to the team, an average salary of $13.25 million per year would be a cost-effective steal for the Phillies. Plus, he bats right-handed.

Rose-colored 2013 Line
.268 AVG / 89 R / 39 2B / 6 3B / 33 HR / 83 RBI / 39 SB

Mark Reynolds (3B/1B) (2012 Salary – $7.5 million)
Mark Reynolds, aka Casey at the Bat. While not a free agent (yet), the Orioles have declined his 2013 contract option. A new contract could be offered, but even so, he could be a low-cost trade option if he doesn’t make it to the market. Reynolds can put up scary numbers – unfortunately in both directions. He is averaging 213 strikeouts over the last 6 years (although down to 159 in 2012) and only able to muster a meager .235 AVG over that span. The last time he played 3B over a full season (2011) he registered 26 errors at the position. Surely there are better options for a team looking to contend for a World Series? Not really. Unless Kevin Youklis (34yo at $12.25m), Scott Rolen (38yo at $6.5m), Placido Polanco (37yo at $6.25m) or Brandon Inge (36yo at $5.5m) are attractive options for an everyday position player. What Reynolds lacks in his ability to consistently hit the ball he makes up with when he hits it. Averaging 28 doubles per year, 34 HR, 95 RBI and 90 runs. From 2008-2012 his HR totals have been respectively: 28 / 44 / 32 / 37 / 23. Coming off a down year, in a Baltimore lineup already with too many strikeouts he will be a tremendously cost-effective signing with high-reward potential. Hitting at Citizens Bank Park, with greater protection in the lineup, he could easily reach 40 home runs again in 2013 in Philadelphia. At 29 years old, a 3-year $27 million contract ($9m per year) should be plenty to obtain him. Plus, he bats right-handed in the middle of the order.

Rose-colored 2013 Line
.258 AVG / 85 R / 31 2B / 1 3B / 39 HR / 103 RBI / 2 SB

Derek Lowe (SP) (2012 Salary – $15 million)
A veteran pitcher who even at 39 yo pitched over 141 innings in 2012. He hasn’t pitched less than 140 since 2002. The benefit of Lowe is his ability to not allow home runs in a very dangerous hitters park. For instance, Cliff Lee allowed 26 HR in 2012. Derek Lowe has only allowed 34 in the past 3 years combined. In 2012 he averaged only 0.7 HRA per 9 innings. While he is not the often dominant Lowe of years past, he would be a tremendous #4 pitcher in a strong rotation. If worse comes to worse and the rotation experiment fails, you have an experienced pitcher for the bullpen who can get ground balls and force double plays late in close games. Given his age and declining ability, his price tag should come down into the $8-$10 million per year range. While a bit costly if he ends up in the bullpen, it sorely needs some grit and proven experience.

Rose-colored 2013 Line
13 W / 9 L / 4.01 ERA / 50 BB / 118 K

Sean Burnett (RP)
Burnett is the “must-have” pitcher for the Phillies this off-season. Once an up-and-coming “ace” for the Pirates rotation, Burnett has discovered his stride in relief. A solid, 30 year old left-handed setup-man for the bullpen. During his last 3 years in Washington he has respectively posted an ERA of 2.14 / 3.81 / 2.38 – averaging 9.1 strikeouts over 9 innings in 2012. He doesn’t give up home runs either (0.6 over 9 innings in 2012). He only made $2.3 million in 2012 and has elected for free-agency. Needless to say, his asking price will go up, but $9.6 million over 3 years (or $3.2 per year) should suffice. In 2012 the Phillies pitching posted a collective 5.34 ERA in the 8th inning. The bullpen desperately needs this consistent presence available for the 8th (and possibly 7th) innings. In 2012 Burnett was 4th in MLB in “Holds”.

Rose-colored 2013 Line
3 W / 2 L / 2.99 ERA / 18 BB / 51 K

Wilson Betemit (3B/IF) (2012 Salary – $1 million)
A consistent veteran utility man with strong fielding. Only 58 errors at 3B in 9 seasons. A $1.5 million contract should be enough coupled with a trade of Michael Martinez to Baltimore. Plus, he is a switch-hitter off the bench with a little pop.

Juan Pierre (OF) (2012 Salary – $800k)
A consistent veteran hitter with speed, tremendous plate discipline and costs next to nothing to retain. If Ruf or Brown show growing pains in the outfield, Pierre can step in to stop the bleeding. Plus, he is a left-handed hitter off the bench who can change the dynamic of any inning with his speed.

Jonny Gomes (OF) (2012 Salary – $1 million)
A cost-effective bench player and serviceable outfielder, providing power a la “Matt Stairs”. Over 10 years Gomes averages 25 home runs a season.

4 Nov, 2012

Atheism

By |2013-03-15T03:14:52-04:00November 4th, 2012|My Brain|0 Comments

Sometimes when I cruise through Fukung.net I find ones that are too funny not to share. I think the phrasing of “monkies that managed to turn themselves into people” is a riot. I would personally say that I would fall into the atheist category, perhaps agnostic to be more specific, but when it’s phrased like this you have to give the deity aspect another consideration. This aside, I still think evolution is perfectly reasonable and aside from answering how everything started, I don’t see reason to believe in a god.

4 Nov, 2012

The Eli Manning Question

By |2013-03-15T03:15:12-04:00November 4th, 2012|Sports|0 Comments

Eli is dirty. This is my 2nd post dedicated to Eli but when I watch TV and view rankings, I have to comment. Eli is ranked as the #8 (Rotoworld) and #10 on ESPN this week for QB’s. This is ridiculous. Eli is a top 5 QB everyweek. I could also make this post about Tom Brady because he never gets the credit he deserves. Here are the guys ahead of Eli this week that shouldn’t be: Brees, Vick, RG3, Matt Ryan, and Stafford. I’d argue Peyton too but I think you can guess my position on him. The list every single week should have Rodgers, Brady, and the two Mannings as the top 4 every week in varying orders. If I’m Tom Brady and I see that they have RG3 ranked higher than me I’m seriously going to question who is making this list. You can say that matchups are the reason the rankings adjust but I just don’t buy it.

Eli is on pace for 4,600 yards, 24 Tds, 16 INT and only sacked 6 times. Michael Vick has been sacked 20 times. RG3 is on pace for 3,500 yards, 16 Tds and only 6 picks plus his rushing stats. The point is that these guys shouldn’t ever be higher up than Eli even with poor matchups. Sadly I don’t have Eli on any of my fantasy teams and Vick on 3. My records aren’t terrific.

31 Oct, 2012

76ers Prediction

By |2012-10-31T18:36:19-04:00October 31st, 2012|Sports|2 Comments

After an undefeated pre-season and the first regular season game starting in less than 40 minutes, I felt obligated to give my opinion on the 2012-13 Philadelphia 76ers. Major, and I do mean major, losses were Igoudala and Sweet Lou Williams. Minor losses were Elton Brand and Jodie Meeks. Key pickups for this season are Nick Young, Dorrell Wright, Jason Richardson, and Arnett Moultrie. And let’s not forget the obvious big Center they acquired in the offseason, Kwame Brown. Err Andrew Bynum. As Doug Collins said “he took the team last season as far as they could go with that talent but they needed to take some “intelligent risks.” I like what they did in terms of roster moves. But what about their chemistry?

I think this team is a 44 win team without Bynum and a 50 win team with him. I wouldn’t be shocked if Bynum plays less than 50 games this season the way the Sixers are being so selective in what they are feeding the media. Young, Wright, and Richardson all offer some scoring which the Sixers desperately need but, and this is complete guess, they lack on the defensive end. Thadeus supposedly put on 20 pounds in the off-season and he will be their starting power forward which has me concerned because he’s more of a push the pace, off the bench, scrappy player compared to a bruiser. Evan Turner is still unproven in my mind and will need to develop a jump shot. Spencer Hawes makes the 3rd most on the team at 6 million this year which is a bit high for what he brings. I see him as a PF which leaves no real center. Lavoy has a nice touch but just isn’t tough enough to play center. It really all comes down to Kwame and how many points he feels like scoring a game.

This team is certainly no joke and the one player, and best player, I didn’t mention is Jrue Holiday. He will be the play maker and leader of this team and this season will depend upon his maturity. He’s going to have to be the glue to this team which they lacked with Igoudala at the helm. I believe his supporting cast is quite talented this year and the Sixers have a good shot to make a playoff run WITH BYNUM IN THE LINEUP. This is a huge if. They are completely undersized without him in the lineup and will have to win games by playing better TEAM basketball than opposing teams. They did this fairly well last year but there were certainly times when the sputtered. I think this team will be better than last year but I’m not completely sold. I’ll re-evaluate after watching a couple games. But one thing is absolutely for certain, I will be watching.

IN KWAME WE TRUST

30 Oct, 2012

Minnesota WhiteWolves

By |2012-10-30T18:49:48-04:00October 30th, 2012|Sports|1 Comment

Can someone please chime in with how ridiculous this story is?
Minnesota Timberwolves are too white?

5 out of 15 players are non-white foreigners, 5 white Americans, and 5 black guys. Am I reading this story right that a Chairman of an African American Leadership council has a problem with this dynamic? America has seriously lost it. Has this guy watched a second of NBA basketball to support this theory that the Timberwolves are trying to appeal to a white fan base and, as I’m concluding, are not trying to win basketball games? Pecovic, Kirilenko, and Love are big forwards that would fit almost any roster. Rubio and Roy are solid guards to round off a starting 5. Whoever they have after that is just forming around this nucleus of 4/5 white guys. Without even playing a game some random dude is spouting off about inequality. Why don’t you let them play some games first and see how horrible they are with a majority white roster. This honestly has to be one of the most absurd things I’ve ever read about unless they were purposely trying to lose. This type of situation should never make the news.

30 Oct, 2012

Stealing Jokes

By |2012-10-30T18:26:51-04:00October 30th, 2012|My Brain|0 Comments

I was watching Ghostbusters the other day and ran into a really funny joke that spurred the idea of this post. First off, Ghostbusters 1 isn’t really that great of a movie. It’s a novel concept which is why I believe people believe it’s a classic but it certainly wasn’t that entertaining. On to the joke which I embedded.

I’m pointing this joke out because this is a type of joke I think is funny compared to one I heard on Halloween that wasn’t. I’m just going to explain this joke just so we’re all on the same page even though it’s pretty self explanatory. After frying the cart, the idea of splitting up is usually an idea to cover more ground quickly. The line “good idea, we’ll do more damage that way” is a great response, initiated with sarcasm, considering the practicality of that idea. This makes me laugh. Now this joke on Halloween I heard, I actually didn’t hear the start of the joke but still didn’t think it was funny once I got it. Why don’t witches have babies? Because warlocks have hollow-weenies. I just can’t laugh at this. Using the word Halloween for a play on words of hollow-weenie just isn’t funny. I actually saved this joke by not getting it.

So let’s just take the Ghostbusters joke and elaborate this to comedy. This type of joke can be used under hundreds of different scenarios. This got me thinking that if I used a spin off of this joke from 1984, am I stealing from Ghostbusters? Don’t all comedians steal from each other? Being original at this point in time has to be difficult because so much material has been covered. I remember from the Steve Martin biography that he tried to be funny by not being funny.

“A skillful comedian could coax a laugh with tiny indicators such as a vocal tic (Bob Hope’s “But I wanna tell ya”) or even a slight body shift. Jack E. Leonard used to punctuate jokes by slapping his stomach with his hand. One night, watching him on “The Tonight Show,” I noticed that several of his punch lines had been unintelligible, and the audience had actually laughed at nothing but the cue of his hand slap.

These notions stayed with me until they formed an idea that revolutionized my comic direction: What if there were no punch lines? What if there were no indicators? What if I created tension and never released it? What if I headed for a climax, but all I delivered was an anticlimax? What would the audience do with all that tension? Theoretically, it would have to come out sometime. But if I kept denying them the formality of a punch line, the audience would eventually pick their own place to laugh, essentially out of desperation. This type of laugh seemed stronger to me, as they would be laughing at something they chose, rather than being told exactly when to laugh.

Most people just laugh because they are supposed to. Laughing when you really think something is funny is a better approach.

30 Oct, 2012

Hurricane Sandy in Philly

By |2012-10-30T17:48:28-04:00October 30th, 2012|Music|0 Comments

I’m happy to say that I suffered no negative effects from Sandy aside from UPS not picking up our packages going out the door yesterday and today. The power stayed on all last night and the 200 year old building on Vine St had virtually no damage except for a single pane of plexi-glass falling out of a window. Comparing this to the horrendous disaster that New Jersey and New York saw, I was very lucky. For all the hype of Sandy, I saw no action and it seemed ridiculously weak. Some businesses were closed today but that was about it.

Since I have nothing left to write about the hurricane, I’m going to note some albums I’ve been listening to on Spotify. Recent releases (within the last few months) that I’ve been listening to are Mumford and Sons, Imagine Dragons, Anberlin, The Killers and Passion Pit. I still can’t figure out why more people aren’t using Spotify but I’m going to let that one go in this post. These albums are all decent but certainly not off the charts. The Killers would win in terms of listenability but I haven’t really spent enough time hearing them all. Still, I wanted to share what I’ve been listening to for anyone interested. Oh, and I’ve been listening to this Kesha song a lot…

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