29 Oct, 2012

Blog Update for the Weekend

By |2012-10-29T15:32:41-04:00October 29th, 2012|My Life|0 Comments

I didn’t do anything on Friday night because I was running a 5k on Saturday morning. I will have to write that it does feel good waking up on Saturday at 7:15, getting a hair cut, and then being a productive person as phrased by CK4. The race went off at 9:30 and I was pretty well prepared for a quick 5k. My first mile was clocked at exactly 5:40 and my finishing time was a 5:38 pace for a 17:38 which was good for 2nd place in the race. I was hoping to get under 17:30 but I was pretty pleased considering I kicked really well at the end and obviously had more left in the tank.
After the race, Ck4 and I played a round of golf at Walnut Creek which is undoubtedly one of the worst courses in the area. Without going into too much detail, I thought I played particularly well playing their par 3’s with just about every tee shot landing near or on the green. Neither of us put up a particularly good score so it’s not even worth mentioning. We had a football game at 4pm so we decided to have a a beer or two at Mad River beforehand. Fortunately the opposing team was pretty bad and we won handily. I went home and showered before heading to Baker’s for a Halloween party. I dressed up at Morpheus from the Matrix which was a decent costume but not many people even knew who it was. The glasses were really crappy and I they couldn’t be worn unless there was literally no facial movement.

I got back home on Sunday for football and this wasn’t one of my better betting weeks. I managed to drop a figure that I’m not going to reveal (unless you really want to know) but it was over 100 and less than 500. It’s hard to really be disappointed when I know I’m playing with house money but it was still money. After this week I’m up 100 dollars for the season which is a setback and now I have to be much more careful in the games I choose. I went 3-1 fantasy wise for the 2nd straight week and am making serious effort at a playoff run in 3 leagues. I’m 4-4 in 3 leagues and 3-5 in the other. The Wild Turkeys beat the Shee for a huge win and puts me right back in the thick of things with what I believe is my best team. Still surviving.

26 Oct, 2012

Spot On?

By |2012-10-26T12:45:45-04:00October 26th, 2012|Sports|0 Comments

This is an excerpt from a Grantland article on the most entertaining teams in the league:

3. Eagles

The Eagles are fun for casual fans because they reinforce simple, widely held narratives. Even your one game-every-few-weeks fan knows that the Eagles turn the ball over all the time, fail spectacularly in the red zone, and make terrible clock management decisions. These things happen in every Eagles game, and the only question is really just how awesome those mistakes are. Sure, you thought Ronnie Brown throwing the ball with his other arm to nobody inside the 2-yard line was bad, but was it really much worse than Michael Vick fumbling the ball into the end zone on a sneak? And between those narrative-affirming fiascos, you occasionally get some gorgeous play from Vick or LeSean McCoy. That’s fun!

Living in Philadelphia and being an Eagles fan you just sort of take for granted how others may perceive the team. I’m the first to admit I’m not a die hard Eagles fan but if I had to choose a team to root for they’d be it. I watch practically all their games and have learned to never count out what the Eagles are capable of. When I read that little paragraph I started laughing at the Ronnie Brown play because it’s just a microcosm of the Eagles. The paragraph should have added play action passes from the goal line, lack of running plays to Shady, undersized QB with undersized receivers (a terrific match), and Andy Reid proclaiming how he needs to do a better job. This is not a good football team. My problem with the coaching is that Andy is always trying to outsmart his opposition instead of just running an offense. It makes for entertainment, but not W’s.

25 Oct, 2012

ForeGone

By |2012-10-25T11:48:15-04:00October 25th, 2012|My Life|1 Comment

I’ve taken off work today to go golfing with perhaps my oldest known friend who just recently got engaged. It’s difficult to maintain friendships for this long for various reasons including location, feelings, and all the other curve balls life throws at you. Taking a day off to go golfing is a true luxury with an old time friend. What used to be seeing each other practically every day to the realization that life changes is perfectly natural. The best thing a friend can do for another friend is to feel happy when they’re happy. So I wanted to take this sentence and just give a huge congratulations to Nikkii and Chad on their recent engagement. I must also thank Ck4 for all his contributing efforts to providing blog fodder for over the years. Examples are here and here and here.

Today is also an interesting date because it marks birthday of my roommate from college. I noticed on facebook that he would have been 30 years old today. I knew him for all 2.5 years of college and we were roommates for the .5 year. I don’t know the exact cause of death but I presume it was self inflicted, perhaps accidentally. My first example was of somebody getting married and starting a brand new life with the sensation of happiness. This is the opposite end of the life spectrum. Have you experienced death in your life? A death of old age is something you are more prepared for but unexpected deaths can hit you differently. I’m going to be perfectly honest now because I just wouldn’t want to lie. My roommates death wasn’t a life altering feeling for me. We’d grown apart, mainly due to his erratic nature, and he let substances rule his life. It wasn’t the same friendship when it started. That’s why I wrote it’s important to appreciate days with people that you’ve known for a long time because there are no guarantees in life. You really have to live life in the moment.

My sister would scrutinize that last sentence due to my monetizing ways.

23 Oct, 2012

Women vs Men

By |2013-03-15T03:16:42-04:00October 23rd, 2012|My Brain|0 Comments

WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

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WOMEN’S REVENGE
‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.
‘No,’ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’

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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ………. so does she..

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, ‘Relatives of yours?’

‘Yep,’ the wife replied, ‘in-laws.’

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WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, ‘The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ‘What?’

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CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, ‘I don’t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
‘The wife responded, ‘Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, ‘You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, ‘You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.’
Wife replies, ‘No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.’
Husband replies, ‘I can’t believe that, show me.’ So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says . ‘HEBREWS’

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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
‘Please wake me at 5:00 AM.’ He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, ‘It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.’

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

22 Oct, 2012

A Football Spiral

By |2012-10-23T00:16:17-04:00October 22nd, 2012|Sports|0 Comments

Week 7 has concluded and this was my best fantasy wise and most interesting gambling week so far. I went 3-1 in fantasy mainly due to poor performances from my opponents. Evan and Sam laid eggs and I actually put up a decent number in Steve’s league. My records in the 4 leagues are 2-4, 2x 3-4, 4-3. This leaves me with fighting chances to make the playoffs in 3 leagues and a miracle shot in one. Everyone should know that in fantasy, making the playoffs is the most crucial part of the season and after that anything can happen. Never give up.

This was also my most profitable week sports gambling and that didn’t come without some drama and questionable bankroll management. This title was almost a football downward spiral by the way. First I’ll explain a major error I committed on Friday night. I put 100 dollars on the Cardinals run line and they lost. What this did was put me in a weekend hole betting a game and sport I know virtually nothing about. I followed this up with a bet on FSU vs Miami that I lost 40 bucks on. This brought me to football Sunday down a pretty penny. I had the Packers win for 30, Vikings push for 60, the Saints win for 50, the Browns-Colts over lose for 35, the Giants lose for 50. This brought me to the Pats game near even for the day. I laid 100 bucks on the Pats which didn’t cover at any point of the game. I had 389 dollars left in my account with 200 being my initial deposit to start the season. I’ll give the nod to the Shee for his Steelers pick, one I can’t say for certain I would have made, and I put 189 dollars which covered thankfully. This brought me to Monday night where I wrote this exact message to the Shee “The Bears have been playing pretty good and the Lions have been looking sub par. So that being said, it makes sense to bet the Lions.” I put 95 dollars on the Lions (+6.5) and they covered being down 13 for most of the game. Huge backdoor cover but exactly why this sport frustrates gamblers. Nothing feels better though than hitting the backdoor. This gets me a bit ahead of where I left off on Friday and I swear to have better bankroll management.

21 Oct, 2012

Regret is inevitable

By |2012-10-21T12:43:19-04:00October 21st, 2012|My Life|2 Comments

The feeling of regret is nearly impossible to avoid throughout your life. There will come a time where you wish you could go back and do something differently to achieve a different outcome. Here are two situations I’ve encountered recently that I wish I could go back and change. No matter how trivial they may seem, I still remember them.

Yesterday in our co-ed football game I dropped a pass that would have been a touchdown from our reserve QB. It probably would have been a 40 yard TD pass and the guy, Dan, threw it perfect. I made a move deep and had the defender by a step and he leads a perfect pass that goes right over the outstretched hands of the defender and right through my hands. The game was a blowout so the play didn’t really make a difference in the outcome but it’s a catch I should be making 95% of the time. Everyone would have benefited from me making the catch. Now imagine you are Bill Buckner. It’s life changing.

This second one is a little more obscure. It was 3am one night and a bunch of people were listening to music. The one guy who was controlling the DJ, and was rocking with Springsteen Thunder Road and other such classics, asked me to pick a song. I said no thanks but he persisted because he heard my taste earlier in the day and said he liked my choices. So I sat there and tried to think of a 3am song that would rock the house. I came up with Golden Slumbers by the Beatles. This selection was horrible. I regret this song choice and still think how I can never change that moment in time and how that guy will never ask me for a song selection again. Small but I will never forget it for the rest of my life. Better choices would have been Sympathy for the Devil, All Along the Watchtower, or Life During Wartime.

17 Oct, 2012

Top 5 Females I Want to Have Sex With

By |2016-10-28T15:24:25-04:00October 17th, 2012|Boobs|0 Comments

Each one of these females have some unique characteristic that puts them where they are in my own personal mind. So this isn’t exactly my 1.2.3.4.5 but just 5 girls who top my list in no particular order, there just happens to be 5 of them because it’s not too few and not too much work. Another thing to note is that it’s not necessarily because they are hotter than other females, they just happen to be my 5. On to the list.

Hayden Panettiere


I’m probably the least sentimental towards Hayden because I haven’t really seen much she’s done. I’m just aware of her existence and in *Lloyd Christmas voice* I like you a lot. Just look at that GIF. That body is tight as can be and her face is absolutely beautiful. The dating Vladimir Klitschko is certainly off putting because he probably stretched it all out but still, she should be on every guy’s list. The best part of her Wikipedia and shows her intelligence “Panettiere has a tattoo of the Italian words Vivere senza rimipianti running down her left side. The word rimpianti is misspelled in what otherwise would mean “Living Without Regrets”. We’ll just assume she meant to do that and is really advanced.

Bree Olson

You may, but probably won’t, know her as Charlie Sheen’s goddess. Now I’m not sure if the mass public really understands who Bree Olson is. She’s porn star obviously but what isn’t known is that she’s the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest porn star out there. I’m not saying compared to the really extreme, next level shit but she has such a mouth on her. That was an accidental pun I stumbled into but she is just the master of dirty talk. If you watch it and don’t want to fuck her after her video, something is wrong with you.

Tiffani Amber Theissen


Tiffani Amber is a straight up nostalgia bang. I remember being 13 or something and would just crush on Kelly and this was probably before I even knew what jerking off was. This was pure love. The fact that she grew up and become a smokeshow is just all the better. She never really blossomed into mainstream Hollywood which I think is all the cooler. It means she never sold out. I just found out she dropped the Amber.

Jennifer Love Hewitt


She stole my heart as Amanda Beckett in Can’t Hardly Wait. When she’s in the train station with Ethan Embry I’m just thinking, goddammit Ethan you lucky son of a bitch, fate only takes you so far, bang the shit out of her. The thing was that she just continued to get hotter. She peaked in heartbreakers and probably still looks great today according to the recent picture above proving females can still look good past 30. I will always consider myself a JLH fan.

Katy Perry

She really just tops my celebrity fuck list. I think it’s the power, the prestige, the talent and the boobs. I’d be lying completely if I didn’t think she has the best rack on this planet. She’s just a really beautiful human being who knows how to use what was giving to her. I just can’t rightfully top her. No kidding. Her and Russell Brand used to have wheel chair sex which shows her acceptance to new ideas. Plus she even had the guts to rock her cleavage on Sesame Street, how great is that!

Honorable mention: Stacy Kiebler, Selma Hayek, Sofia Vergera, Kate Upton

17 Oct, 2012

Shopping Experience at Macy’s and Jos A. Bank

By |2012-10-17T21:43:05-04:00October 17th, 2012|My Brain, My Life|0 Comments

Considering how many different ways I squander my money, it’s usually not a bad idea for me to upgrade my wardrobe. Compared to booze, gambling, and other areas which generate nothing material, this at least puts my money to work. Now my philosophy is that I’m prepared to spend a decent amount of money for something that is nice and will last a long time. Buying cheap never was my mentality because it looks inferior and clothes tend to stay with you for a long time once you stop growing. Plus the cheaper the faster it wears down.

Things I needed included a new pair of dress shoes, some dress shirts, a jacket and normal winter wear. My first stop was at Macy’s in the Plymouth Meeting mall. This Macy’s attempted to cater to both the casual and upscale consumer. Some brands I noticed were Club Room, Alfani, Nautica, Hilfiger, Polo, Calvin Klein, Van Heusen, Kenneth Cole and various others. Their selection was fairly weak for a clothing store. Nevertheless I’m not really that picky where I shop and Macy’s was a fine start. I bought a 4 pack of Champion boxers for 24 dollars. Sounds ridiculous but these are cotton and for some reason I just have a hard time finding pure cotton boxers so I willing to pay 6 dollars per pair for years of use. Seriously think about it and then say that’s expensive. I then looked at some shoes and went with a Bostonian brown dress shoe for $59.00 that were retailed at $85.00. Next, I purchased a Calvin Klein coat for outside and a zip up, non hooded, sweat shirt. The non hooded, zip up sweatshirt is actually not as common as you think. They had no dress shirts I would wear in public. I was rung up and the total was $254 with an addition 20% off for having a Macy’s card for a total of 200 bucks.

After I left Macy’s I decided to look at the dress shirts in Jos. A Bank. I walked in and asked the clerk what’s a good deal on dress shirts? He said the Traveler’s series usually retail for $82 but we are selling them 50% off. Sounds good. I purchased two and asked about their shoes and he said they retail for $130. That’s a bit steep considering I don’t intend to wear them everyday. I kept looking around and saw a nice coat retailing for $285. I asked if there was any discount on the coat, he checked, he said it was selling for $103 dollars. I told him I wanted to go to my car and compare it with the Macy’s Calvin Klein coat. After looking in the mirror it was clear the Jos. A Bank was the better coat for a mere $30 dollars more. I purchased the two dress shirts and coat and returned the other one to Macy’s with no problem. How did I do?

16 Oct, 2012

YoungCaseHo and the locks.

By |2012-10-16T22:02:01-04:00October 16th, 2012|Sports|3 Comments

I want to write about one of my favorite topics, gambling, because I know YoungCaseHo will find this post interesting. I use Bovada.lv to gamble on sports. Bovada is the new Bodog. My history with Bovada still has all my Bodog history. In the 3 years I’ve been using Bodog I cashed out $2,481 dollars in 5 separate checks which should confirm the legitimacy of cashing out. I’ve never cashed out of Bovada however but I have confidence it should be ok. I use my Visa card to deposit which is interesting because it just got switched over to Bank of America and the card I used to use is no longer. I hope it doesn’t effect cashing out. All that being said, I just wanted to re-assure that I’ve been betting online for a while and can confirm it’s legit. I also want to note that my profit on that 2,481 is probably between 100-1000 dollars. You won’t win big money betting sports without big bets and tremendous luck. It’s a spice to life, not a way to make money, but it sure is fun to win.

With that intro out of the way I want to review my last week gambling on what I like most, NFL. I made 9 $50 dollar bets on 9 games. My first pick was Colts +3 which I read wrong because I had the Colts on a momentum high from the Packers and the Jets running low from an inept offense. I took the Bucs -4, winner, with the idea that Brady Quinn is starting (thanks Shee). I took the under, which covered, on the Rams and Dolphins figuring both offenses aren’t explosive. The Pats at -4 was just one of those games that can go either way. I always love the Pats for what its worth. I bet the Vikings which didn’t win but their first 3 drives resulted in FG’s instead of TD’s and that kills points. The Giants +7 was a complete dead on pick because the Giants are a great team. The Packers, another great team, was a good bet on Sunday night. I finished the week off with a nice (haha) Broncos pick. I never trust Phillip Rivers. End result 5-3, +60 dollars.

My philosophy is that you make money picking 1 game and betting big on it. This diversified approach is OK it’s incredibly difficult to go 5-3. I actually hit the last 3 to make it happen. Less bets, bigger values. I’ll post some action I take throughout the week. If anyone ever has a “lock”, I’m always interested. Develop a reputation.

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