28 Oct, 2015

Abel Tesfaye is the Weeknd

By |2015-10-28T01:11:53-04:00October 28th, 2015|Celeb|1 Comment

Adam will appreciate this post.

 

The Weeknd

weekndonrollingstone1I’m certainly not the biggest Weeknd fan but I’m smart enough to know when others are.  To give you an idea of how big Abel Tesfaye (the Weeknd) has gotten, he is averaging 24 million monthly listens on Spotify.  One Direction has 16 and Katy Perry has 9.   I don’t know who else the kids are listening to these days.

The Weeknd is on the cover of Rolling Stone this issue and I read the entire article and came away with a better understanding of who he is.  He came from rough beginnings and rose to meteoric fame while feeling innocent in the process of super stardom.  An example:

The then-anonymous Tesfaye declined all interviews.  In part, it was because he worried he wasn’t well-spoken enough: a high school dropout, he used to do crossword puzzles to improve his vocabulary, and to this day, he often wishes he were more articulate. ” Me not finishing school – in my head, I still have this insecurity when I”m talking to someone educated,” he says. “I don’t want them looking  at me like this fucking retard – no disrespect.”

 

Sex, Drugs and R&B 

My favorite part of the interview was his interpretation of a good song:

“It’s all about songs for me right now,” he says.  “The production can be cool and crazy -sounding, but that’s just special effects.  If you can’t strip it down and play it on piano, it’s not a good song.”

I also enjoyed reading about the work he put in after feeling like his shows weren’t what they should be

“Coachella was the first show I did in the States, and I hated my performance,” he says.  “I was scared shitless.  I got offstage and thought I did pretty good, then I watched the tape, and it was a nightmare.  I saw all the comments, and I wanted to kill myself.  I remember telling my agent, ‘You need to book me as many shows as possible.  That guy onstage is not a star.  That’s not a legend.'”

So Tesfaye got to work.  He took some dance lessons, trying to build confidence and learn how to perform.  And he played a lot of shows… When it came down to it, Tesfay was driven by fear.

 

In the Night

Max Martin

The song “In the Night”  will be hitting airwaves shortly if it hasn’t already.  He worked with Max Martin (if you don’t know who this is you should learn because he’s basically part of every pop song out) on it.  Martin also co-produced “Can’t feel My Face,” and “Shameless”.  The songs hook is Michael-esque and it’s quite a song.  Give it a listen.

27 Oct, 2015

Winona Ryder Stole 1988 & 1990 Halloween

By |2015-10-27T17:12:04-04:00October 27th, 2015|Celeb|0 Comments

edwardandbeetle2 Halloween movies that you have to have seen are Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands.  You’ll feel left out because someone will reference them at some point in your life and you’ll look blankly at their face and pretend to know what they are talking about.  Neither movie is particularly great (Scissorhands was the better movie but the idea of a man with scissors for hands sort of makes it hard to truly love((I remember shedding a tear actually)), but both movies share one common person, my favorite character, Winona Ryder.

beetlejuice-winonaBeetlejuice was released in 1988 & Edward Scissorhands in 1990 which would make Winona 17 & 19 respectively.   The goth version of Winona playing Lydia Deetz was flat out hot.  She didn’t give a fuck and who could forget the closing dance scene.  If you know nothing else about Beetlejuice, know this song.

KimBoggs Winona RyderWinona played Kim Boggs in Edwards Scissorhands as Edward’s love interest. Talk about a 180 from Lydia Deetz.  I haven’t seen the movie in years so my details are going to be off but I remember her being a sweetheart in the movie and I came away liking her even more.

I went through her filmography and nothing really caught my eye except for her role in Mr Deeds as Babe Bennett.  Wow, what a babe.   After writing this post I wonder if I was just using the average Halloween movies to give Winona major props for being a babe.  You damn right I’m tweeting this link at her.

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26 Oct, 2015

Fargo is the Best Show on TV – OK THEN!

By |2015-10-26T23:33:02-04:00October 26th, 2015|Tv|2 Comments

Mike MIlligan

Mike MIlligan

Great, great episode tonight. Constant drama. Mike Milligan (Bokeem Woodbine) is evolving as my favorite character with Dodd Gerhardt a close second. I’ve asked multiple of my friends and people I encounter and no one seems to be watching it. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I bit of a showdown.

A bit of a showdown.

Season 1 was phenomenal with Billy Bob playing a badass. The larger lady cop wasn’t nearly as compelling as Patrick Wilson (State Trooper Solverson) this season. I’m completely hooked and I have a simple reason of knowing when a show is better than others, I never check my phone during the show. I pay attention to every detail because that’s how important every detail is to the creators the of show. It’s what separates the best from the rest.  It’s on regular cable, FX, no excuses.

26 Oct, 2015

McKayla Maroney Blowing Up the Net

By |2016-10-28T15:28:32-04:00October 26th, 2015|Celeb|0 Comments

I feel like I’m not doing my job right if I’m not posting this even though it’s about 15 hours after originally posted.

Like…what do I even write? That she most certainly got a boob job? That’s she’s 19 and acting like she’s posting this accidentally? That her dad is ok with his daughter parading herself like a sex icon at 19? Speechless.

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26 Oct, 2015

The Run Up

By |2016-10-28T15:44:00-04:00October 26th, 2015|My Life|2 Comments

eaglessucksI spent 15 straight hours watching football yesterday.  It could have been quite the profitable day except the Eagles failed to cover or win.  I hit 5 bets in a row (untrue because I lost a teaser in between) starting with MD on Saturday followed by USC.  Then hit the Jaguars, the Titans, and the Giants.  This had me up over 300 bucks for the weekend and I let the profits roll on the Eagles.

I’m not even mad because I know that’s how gambling works.  You keep betting until your bets get bigger and eventually one game crumbles the streak.  Either way, this run got me relatively close to even for the season so I just look at it as entertainment dollars.  Thanks for the pick, Sam.

 

24 Oct, 2015

Live Blog 1:09

By |2016-10-28T15:43:45-04:00October 24th, 2015|My Life|0 Comments

mona-francia1:09 – Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters is playing from my playlist “strictly good songs.”  Odd but I wished it would have been “Madmen Across the Water”.

1:10 – I’m happy about running 6 miles in 34:35 on the treadmill today.  I’m torn, like Natalie Imbruglia, whether I should do the Bridge Run this year.  I plan on going out for Halloween and it’s the night before so there’s like a 15% chance I do it.

1:11 – The parking space I got once again was not sufficient.  I’m 4 blocks away.  In the past 2 updates I’ve deleted the word “pretty” twice and the word “like” once.  Other words that can automatically get rejected are “just” and “actually”.

Sierra Nevada

Sierra Nevada

1:14 – Starlight by Muse just starting playing.

1:15 – It’s been 6 minutes and I’m unsure of what I should be writing about.

1:19 – Done editing.

*1:33 – Ran out of Crest Radiant Mint but it’s ok because I had 3 more from a Sam’s club purchase.

22 Oct, 2015

Klosterman is a Genius

By |2015-10-22T22:36:13-04:00October 22nd, 2015|My Brain|0 Comments

I’m reading I Wear The Black Hat…again…and this is one of the most briliant interpretations I’ve read about NWA and their mantra:

20q-chuckklosterman-splshThere were lot of contradictions, and I like contradictions.  Fore example: The line everyone remembers from Straight Outta Compton is Cube’s defining Mantra, “LIfe ain’t nuthin’ but bitches and money.”  It embodied the ethos of the entire genre, and -over time- I’ve heard it sardonically applied to just about every possible situaiton life can offer.  Yet elsewhere on the very same record, Easy-E asks, “So what about the bitch who got shot?  Fuck her!  You think I give a damn about a bitch?  I ain’t a sucker.”  In other words, life is only about bitches and money, but even the bitches don’t particularly matter.  This is weapon-grade nihilism: There were only two meaningful elements within their entire worldview..and one could be totally eliminated without consequences!

22 Oct, 2015

12 Minutes of Real Time Blogging

By |2015-10-22T19:40:26-04:00October 22nd, 2015|My Life|0 Comments

Fucked.

Fucked.

7:21 – I’m still steaming over the parking space I gave up.  I was driving South on 3rd and came across a spot near my house that I chickened out on.  I’d rate myself a 8.5 / 10 in parallel parking but lately I’ve gotten away from spaces that I deem too tight.  This isn’t because I can’t enter them, it’s because when you are tight, the person behind you pulls out and scrapes your bumper.  Conversely, the person in front of you always backs up into you.  So I had another driver on my ass and I didn’t feel like squeezing into this spot and ended up parking a 4 minute walk away.

tumblr_ng6xyzqbua1u4sshzo8_5007:23 – Spotify just played I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic at the Disco and I like it a lot.  The Polynesian sauce just grazed the mouse so that kind of annoys me because it’s sticky and I can’t clean it off without clicking the mouse buttons.  The lemonade is refreshing.

Seattle_Seahawks27:25 – I finished the last chicken tender but crumbs are everywhere and I should have used a plate.  I’m contemplating how much money to wager on tonight’s football game.  I have $250 in my account and the line is -7 Seattle Seahawks.  I was originally leaning towards the 49ers but Adam said he liked the Seahawks.  I’ve learned not to bet against the Shee.  If I had to estimate the amount of times we liked different sides, my side was probably right once and his the other 10.

7:28 – I’m contemplating seeing if Steve wants to grab some drinks and watch the game because I haven’t seen him in a while but I’m pretty comfortable just sitting here and blogging.  If I don’t go out, I’ll feel good for tomorrow and work’s been extremely busy.  This isn’t saying if I go out I’ll get shitfaced but I’ll have 0 beers if I stay in.  Plus I can stay in and do some Photoshop lessons and learn some German.

Stuttgart, Germany

Stuttgart, Germany

7:30 – I haven’t planned my trip to Germany in February which I know I need to do sooner rather than later.  I Confess by the English Beat just came on.  9/10 song.  The idea of going to another country and not being able to speak the language diminishes the experience.  The problem is I hate learning the language.  It’s like teaching a pre-schooler.  If I force myself to do it for the next 4 months, I’ll probably be able to ask for a glass of water and point at a dog and identify it.

7:33 – I was feeling bad that my neighbor cleaned up the leaves outside of my house because it is my responsibility but it turns out he didn’t do it.   The church across the street did it.  Time to go to Lynda.com and watch one of Deke’s Techniques.

 

22 Oct, 2015

All I Want to Do is Read the Journal

By |2015-10-22T09:52:28-04:00October 22nd, 2015|My Life|2 Comments

Wall-Street-Journal-logo-741965[dropcap background=”yes” color=”#333333″]W[/dropcap]e get the Wall Street Journal at work everyday.  Normally my schedule is wake up at 7:30, be at work by 8, check my email and eat my breakfast while reading the journal.  However, lately we’ve had so much activity that reading the Journal is an afterthought.  This disturbs me.

Yesterday I got home as 5:15 and wanted to go for a run.  Instead I sat on my bed, watched the end of 12 Monkeys, and fell asleep for an hour before bowling.  This is what happens when you are running 580pcs of 100-A’s through your shop and business is flying off the handle.  (I know everyone is equally interested in bowling so just know that we went 2-2 and Sam rolled a 200 to save us in game 1.  As I always have to toot my own horn, I actually saved the game rolling a turkey in the 10th against arguably the best bowler in the league who got so intimidated by my ability that he split in the 10th to assure us the victory).

cq5dam.web.1280.1280Back to being busy, it sucks.  This is why people get stressed out and hate their lives.  If I was in Bora Bora right now waking up and sipping on a Pina Colada, I would be happier.  I’m not complaining because I would be complaining if nothing was going on and work was dead and I got to read the Journal.  It’s truly bizarre how your mind always wants whatever it isn’t having.

20 Oct, 2015

The Worst Kind of People

By |2015-10-21T08:40:58-04:00October 20th, 2015|My Brain|2 Comments

The inspiration for this post. Self centered people are the worst on the planet. It’s if they don’t realize there are 7 billion other people occupying the same space this is certainly not reserved for them.  Her shoes being off is worse than taking up the room in my mind.  People’s feet are smelly and gross and she’s exuding her odorous feet throughout the entire train.
idiotwoman

I find this funny from afar but if I was sitting in the john and didn’t notice, I’d privately applaud the prank and publicly cry and waddle.
tpbandit

Share this internally. No need to share on Instagram. Sharing confirms small mindedness.
airplanepeople

Colin Stormont was one of these. Not cool.
cowboysiditos

Revenge is sweet. I wish I had the balls to do this.
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Hate us because they ain’t us.

runners

I ran out of examples. Here’s a cute cat.
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