27 Mar, 2014

Unlocking A Phone

By |2014-03-27T16:04:52-04:00March 27th, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

Droid Lock ScreenI’ve never understood the people who input their password every single time they access their phone.  There must be more dick pics being protected than I’m aware of because it doesn’t occur to me that I need top security with regard to my phone.  Some people probably access their phone over a hundred times a day which correlates to 100 times inputting 4 numbers and pressing ok.  Let’s say on average this takes 3 seconds.  That’s 300 seconds a day or 5 minutes checking your phone.  5 minutes a day x 7 days is 35 minutes a week.  35 minutes x 52 weeks is 1820 minutes a year.   This number is 30.33 hours or roughly 1.26 days.  Over the course of a year, over 1 day is spent unlocking your phone.

The case of 100 checks a day is obviously a variable but based on some people I’ve seen and their phone habits, 6 times an hour is probably an underestimate.  Plus if your PW is longer than 4 digits, it’s even more of a waste.  For what?  So the phone thieves can’t access your emails?  Who is stealing your phone?  If anyone had access to my phone they would be highly disappointed in the uneventful life I live.  I’m sure that others feel the need to protect everything and that what they do is important but I hate to break it to you, no one cares about your life but you.  Now maybe if you were Barack Obama I’d speak differently but I can’t see any reason to input a password into your phone every time you check it to open it.

26 Mar, 2014

It Breaks

By |2014-03-26T21:04:21-04:00March 26th, 2014|My Life|3 Comments

My apologies for the lack of updates but I haven’t had a chance to sit down and type.  At least that’s my excuse for not having any good ideas to write about.  Last night the Spring rec basketball league started and today I drove down to AC for a roofing show.

ribs and stomach in painCompared to some of the leagues I’ve been a part of the Philly league is a step down in competition.  Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean that I play any better.  To make a short story short, we blew the team out by 25 points and it wasn’t even close from the first bucket scored.  I wouldn’t even have made this part of the blog except that I took a Falcon shoulder right into my solar plexus and I think the dude may have broke my rib.  I’m exaggerating a bit but I couldn’t lay on my side when I tried to sleep and was in discomfort the entire day today.  Without being an MD, I think it’s bruised but I’m praying to god I feel better by Sunday when I have a 15k I paid 60 bucks for.  Once again though these leagues are proving to be more trouble than there worth and I’m turning into an old man.

loose-changeAnother wonderful breaking story has to do with the bank and if you follow my tweets, you already know what happened.  Before I went into the convention center today at the Taj, I went to TD bank where they have Penny Arcade which counts coins.  I had accumulated a few hundred bucks of coins and they serve no purpose other than taking up space.  I had them all in a single plastic bag that was already starting to break.  As I took them out of the car, a few coins popped out of a hole in the bag and I figured it wasn’t an issue.  I was supporting the bottom with my hand and as I walked up to the door, released my support hand to open the door, and that’s when the bottom came out.  I was super lucky that they broke when I was inside the doors because all the coins sprawled everywhere inside the entrance way to the bank.  I started cracking up because it was so ridiculous how many coins were on the floor.  Fortunately the guy who worked there brought me some envelopes and I collected the coins by myself because he was too old to bend over.  Penny Arcade lets you guess the total amount and if you get within $1.99 you get something.  I guessed $250 and it was $263 which was close but I don’t understand how this is a guessing game when you can obviously get it right if you want.  The prize must have sucked.  They usually take 8% of the money for the service but waive it if you donate a dollar to charity.  I donated the 8%.

That’s it for this blog post.  I have an idea or two in the pipeline but it’s still too half assed and I haven’t been able to complete it.  We’ll see tomorrow if I can come up with some content again.

25 Mar, 2014

Regretting the Sixers Tank

By |2014-03-25T09:33:24-04:00March 25th, 2014|Sports|2 Comments

sacred heart losing streakOne word, embarrassing.  The Sixers set out to tie the NBA record of 26 consecutive losses if they lose to the Rockets on Thursday night.  The Rockets are 48-22, the Sixers are 15-56.  Chances of trying the record are extremely high and then they are looking to break the record on Saturday against the Pistons.  Being from Philadelphia, this is hard to stomach.

One thing that ownership doesn’t consider with a tank season to get a high draft pick is that they will lose a certain fan base.  I’m certainly not a die-hard basketball fan but I enjoy watching the game and if I had to choose a team, it would be my home town. At this point of time, I want to be as far away as possible from being a Sixers fan because being associated with them is being a loser.  An NBA record loser.  Losing 10 games in a row is humiliating.  Losing 25 is next level.

NCAA Basketball: Iowa State at KansasSeeing your team lose 25 straight games is painful and nauseating.  The “brilliant” idea that by tanking this season to get Andrew Wiggins was certainly questioned with his miniscule performance in the biggest game of his young career.  What about Duke losing to Mercer and how that questions Jabari Parker’s leadership?  I still think these guys will be dynamite NBA players but it displays the uncertainly involved with athletes that are so young.

I can’t imagine that the franchise considered losing 25 straight basketball games.  Sure you want to tank but you aren’t trying to NBA record tank.  To be considered one of the worst teams in NBA history is not something a franchise wants to be known for.  Cleveland held the esteemed honor before what is almost certain to be passed to the Sixers.  That’s abysmal.  I hope the turnaround is lightning fast next year or else a lot of people are going to be scratching their heads.

24 Mar, 2014

Top 5 Family Guy Characters

By |2014-03-24T21:55:36-04:00March 24th, 2014|Videos|1 Comment

family-guy-star-wars-wallpaperFamily Guy is my go to show when I’m looking for something to watch and don’t have a lot of time.  I have seen most of the episodes and never feel committed to watching a full one.  I don’t mind picking them up in the middle either which is a huge plus.

The show takes criticism for using too many cut away jokes but I don’t see what the big deal is.  If it’s funny, it’s funny.  The later seasons have been a step down from the middle seasons when the show hit its full stride and Seth MacFarlane still cared about the show.  As the seasons went on, Seth got bigger than the show and the new writers didn’t create content as well as Seth did.  This is my theory anyway.  Considering I’ve watched almost every episode and still watch them to this day, I wanted to highlight my top 5 characters of the show.  Some characters are just guaranteed to bring a laugh.

 

5.  Peter Griffin

family guy neverending story peter griffin tv series 1680x1050 wallpaper_www.wallpaperno.com_2It’s hard not to put Peter at #1 but he has too many moments in general that his unfunny moments collide with his gems. Peter is what makes the show go and his incompetence is what allows many of the jokes to be as funny as they are. I will always laugh at Peter on Redbull.

 

4. Mort Goldman

Mort GoldmanI couldn’t find good Mort clips on Youtube but he’s your stereotypical Jew.  Family Guy constantly uses hilarious Jewish jokes that can be run through Mort.

“Please flush the toilet twice – once for the bulk, again for the remainder, thank you!”

 

 

3. Dr. Hartman

tewgewhgwsThe bumbling doctor is always good for a laugh.  His uncertainty in his profession leads to hilarity every time there is a health issue.  I also loved when he was talking to Carter Pewterschmitt.

LOIS GRIFFIN: Peter, did you take care of that…
PETER GRIFFIN: What? Oh, my growth! Yeah, I had the doctor looking at it.
DOCTOR HARTMAN: Mr. Griffin, that isn’t your growth, that’s your penis.
PETER GRIFFIN: What about the…
DOCTOR HARTMAN: Testicles.

 

2. John Herbert

HerbertHerbert the pervert deserves all time legendary status. There is no line he recites without some sort of gay, little boy connotation. He’s hilarious.

“Don’t you mouth off to me or I’ll slap you right in the penis.”

 

1. Stewie

hqdefaultThe lines I like most are spoken by Stewie. I like how he started off as a baby trying to take over the world and adapted into a gayish intellectual. I particularity the interaction between Stewie and Brian and they amp up the show when they get together. Seth MacFarlane must feel like a mad man talking to himself like that.  Peter-Stewie conversations are equally amusing.

23 Mar, 2014

Traffic Qualms

By |2016-10-29T13:12:11-04:00March 23rd, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

Anyone else notice how funny the word traffic looks?  Anyway, this post will cover a few areas of life that are not so appealing.  Traffic is something that with 7 billion people in the world, cannot be avoided.  It is frustrating and you can lose your cool if you are not in a good place mentally.  I’m sure people would not be nearly as hostile if they didn’t have to deal with this horrendous word, traffic.

 

Foot Traffic

2008 Phillies World Series Parade

2008 Phillies World Series Parade

Walking in crowded areas is no fun.  Scenes like this arise in city wide events like parades, drunken parties, ballparks, crowded bars, and holiday celebrations.  You are set up to walk with the herd and there are hundreds of people surrounding you and only one line moving through.  When I’m hammered I have no problem navigating these types of lines because I’m just a drunk dickhead with no regard for anyone.  I’ll push women, bump children, and not allow anyone to stand in the way of my end goal which is normally the bathroom or wayward to another beer.  Sober street walking gets annoying when you have fat, slow pokes in front of you but this is usually easily bypassed.

 

Line Traffic

Line at the infamous Geno's steaks

Line at the infamous Geno’s steaks

I can’t stand waiting in line.  Restaurant lines for some reason get me the worst.  If I see a place that has a 30 minute wait, I’m out.  I don’t like waiting and it’s really obvious why… IT’S ALREADY FUCKING CROWDED.  Getting in is going to be no better and the service is going to suck because they are so busy and probably pissed off.  It’s a giant cluster fuck of activity.  I also hate lines at fast food places, airports, purchasing ski tickets, running events, stadiums, and everything else that requires wasting time to get to something I barely want to go to.

 

Auto Traffic

The most obvious frustration.  Sitting in your car not moving could be the biggest waste of time on the planet.  You can’t be productive unless you are using your radio for something mind altering.  You can’t write or type.  You are forced to drive slowly while everyone around you is sharing the same pissed off nature you are.  I avoid traffic at all costs but sometimes it’s unavoidable.  I would rather take a 55 minute drive down Kelly Drive and through Bells Mills than spend 55 minutes on 76, 476, and the turnpike.  Sitting in a parking lot full of cars inching along is one of life’s evils.

 

Healthcare.gov website down

Internet Traffic

For the most part, internet traffic is a non-issue.  Servers are usually up to snuff and things don’t break down that often.  However, there is nothing more agonizing than when you are trying to sign up or buy something and the browser just sits.  It tells you it’s doing something but there are no results.  Then you start wondering if the browser is working at all so you keep retrying and end up sending your information 10 times.  I have a feeling this will become nothing to worry about in the future but then again as everything becomes more complicated, space needs to grow along with it.

 

23 Mar, 2014

How To Run – Training Techniques

By |2014-03-23T15:16:24-04:00March 23rd, 2014|Sports|0 Comments

A runner is anyone who sets goals, and then tries to achieve them.   With the growth of running’s popularity, this definition has gotten lost in the masses.  I have no ill feelings towards anyone who tries to improve their self by exercising but just because you run once a month doesn’t mean you should be entering races as a “runner”.  This post will hopefully give some thought into training for a race that you are trying to prove something to yourself by obtaining a goal.

 

Training To Race

kenya039s-wilson-kipsangAfter running with Sam, for the first run together in our entire lives, I noticed that our training techniques differ.  I had an inkling this was the case from reading about his previous practice runs but I didn’t truly understand until we had a brief discussion.  To put it as simply as possible, Sam runs miles, I run to exhaustion.  This is mainly because we are at different stages of our lives with Sam finishing his collegiate running career and myself trying to stay in shape and run quick times in races I choose to enter.   He had time available to him to run 70-80 mile weeks whereas I was lucky to squeeze in 25.  When running 70-80 miles, the pace is going to be slower because you are running more.  My runs tend to be shorter and as fast as I possibly can do them.

My training is based on whatever upcoming race that I signed up for.  For instance, in the upcoming two weeks I signed up for a 10k and 15k.  My philosophy is that I can’t enter a 15k unless I’ve been able to run 9 straight miles on a training run.  Training shape equates to racing shape.  Today I was able to run 7 miles at a pace that was about a minute slower per mile than my anticipated race pace.  With 7 days until the race, I want to put in 3-4 more runs with the longest being 9 miles, no rest.  This way when I get to the race, I’m not worried about finishing the race, I’m thinking about how I’m going to run the race.

Adam is the Fastest RunnerI also try to peak when I’m about to race.  If I know that I have a race 2 months away, I’m not going to kill myself on training runs day 1.  The body can only endure so much and it’s important to take care of it.  I think 12 weeks is enough time to get yourself into race shape.  The distance of the race that I signed up for will always dictate how much I’m running.  If I have a 5k upcoming, I may do shorter, speedier runs than if I was training for a half marathon.   For a half marathon, I’ll start with 3-5 mile runs and over time graduate to 10-13 mile training runs.  When I get to the end of the training, I want to have completed the full distance of the race without stopping.  Training to peak is something that is important because we can’t be in our best shape at all times.  Sometimes life gets in the way.

 

Avoiding Injury

TRINIDAD'S BOLDON HOLDS HIS LEG AFTER THE 200M FINAL IN SYDNEYI want to point out that running is a process.  You slowly build up to race shape with shorter runs and making sure the mileage isn’t overwhelming.  Getting injured is the worst possible thing that can happen to a runner.  Being stubborn is also a leading cause of injury for runners.  It’s difficult to dissect whether that nagging pain is something to run through or to rest and that’s when people get hurt.   I hurt my knee a few months ago and I can still feel that it’s tweaked.  When I start to notice it more than I feel comfortable with, I back off.  This is why I make certain to write that you have to build up to running.  If you are doing a half marathon, you don’t just go out and run 13 miles.  It’s a long, slow process.  Rest is your friend.

 

Keep a Running Log

I have had multiple running logs throughout my life.  They tend to disappear when I purchase a new computer.  A log is important because it sets benchmarks and can show you how good of shape you are in when compared to other points in time. I tend to get lazy with this part of the training process but it’s a useful tool.  The way I do it is by taking a set of runs and picking spots along those runs to take a time.  Being a person of routine, I usually only have about 3 runs that I rotate so it doesn’t get complicated.  I don’t mind if the time is every half mile, mile, or just a set distance.  Here is an example of my log.  The first part of this run has no mile markers and my watch doesn’t count miles so I just take an aggregate time.  The next part are all half mile splits which are marked on the trail.  Coming back is the same distance as the start.  From this run, you can see that I was tired when I finished the run as I was 2 minutes slower coming back.  I also made an effort to pick it up at certain points of the path to see what race pace feels like.  The next time I go out for a run, I compare it to this and see if I was faster or slower.  If I was slower, what have I done in between those dates?

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23 Mar, 2014

Nobody Cares About Blogging

By |2014-03-23T09:40:19-04:00March 23rd, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

bloggingI bought a .99 book through my Kindle on how to be a better blogger. It was only 65 pages and I read it in about 10 minutes.  I know most of what it takes but my format isn’t set up properly. Blogs need specific themes. There has to be something that your blog focuses on and then you have to interact with that community. My blog focuses on my life and interacts with nobody. The fact that it gets as much traffic as it does is a miracle but within that answer lies something profound.

Northern-Lights-on-Show-for-Next-Few-DaysI average over 500 unique visitors a day because people people land on Madison Ivy and Katy Perry posts.  What does that show?  People of the internet like hot girls with huge racks.  Nobody cares about a 30 year old male blogging about his life.  This is important to note because I have to ask myself, what is my purpose of maintaining a website?  Mine has always been to document my life and hopefully gain a following that would allow me to produce some revenue without interfering with my life.  Making money using my brain is always a task of mine.  Is it all about money?  No, but I’d rather be sitting in some far away land not having to worry about it than sitting behind my desk in Philadelphia.

attract-hot-womenThere is some positive to take out of all this though and that’s that the site received the most views it has in over 2 years yesterday.  My high traffic point was when I was bagging Brandi  Passante (40 comments) traffic.  I think that as time goes on, and you keep maintaining a site, Google starts to increase your ranking because of the dedication it takes to maintain a site for so much time.  So I’m crossing my fingers that this traffic won’t vanish and it is here to stay.  Needless to say that if I want to continue getting good traffic, I need more big breasted women pics but I will not head down that path.  I’m going to stick with writing posts that are important to me about topics that I care about.  Of course every once in a while I’ll submit to the idea of gaining traffic off of current events, but that’s strictly to maintain relevance.

My plan is to continue to trudge forward and produce the best quality content I can and it will eventually get noticed somehow, someway.  I’ve even had some minor successes with getting referrals from Twitter (documented here)  and even Business Insider when I wrote my Wawa post.  This journey hasn’t been easy as you can see from the graph below and how the first 2 years produced nothing.  Currently though I’m receiving over 125 direct visits and all my ancillary hot girls traffic.  Even my Most Spotify Followers post is bringing in traffic now.  I’ve noticed that 5 people liked that post on Google+ which may have something to do with increased traffic to my other posts.  At this point, I understand the formula and have to keep up with getting more eyeballs on the site.  Comments from readers will be the next hurdle to overcome.

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23 Mar, 2014

Family Guy – Go Go Gadget Skis

By |2016-11-03T15:15:17-04:00March 23rd, 2014|Videos|1 Comment

inspectorgadgetI watched this clip and laughed hysterically. The Go Go Gadget skis only added to the enjoyment. Peter proclaiming that he’s a robot from outer space makes it sound futuristic when in fact he’s a knight from Medieval times had me going. Then the Go Go Gadget skis was fantastic because I bet younger viewers haven’t even heard of Inspector Gadget. It was a 80’s TV show where the bumbling Inspector Gadget would make a mockery of detective work and then Penny and Brain would eventually solve it. One of my favorite TV shows growing up.

23 Mar, 2014

A Different Weekend

By |2014-03-23T08:28:15-04:00March 23rd, 2014|My Life|0 Comments

I spent this weekend 95% sober.  I consumed 0 beers on Friday and 2 total beers throughout all of Saturday.  This is why I’m awake at 8am on a Sunday writing a post.  Let me briefly describe what I did to give an idea of a sober weekend.

17th-sawgrassKnowing that it was going to be nice out on Saturday, I thought it would be a good idea to get a group together to go golfing.  The NCAA games would be starting at noon and even though I didn’t have a huge interest in it, it was a reason to go early.  I reserved a 7:48am tee-time at Lederach using Golfnow for 50 dollars each.  I round up (pun intended) Shee, Evan, and Bud to complete the 4some.

Doing this made sure that going out on Friday night wasn’t an option.  I’ve made similar attempts in the past and early tee-times are never met with drunken nights the night before.  After work on Friday I went for a run, watched a few NCAA games, watched Cloud Atlas (which was great), and then fell asleep.

steve-morrison-preston-steveI woke at 6:15 on Sat morning, picked up the Shee, then headed to Wawa for some coffee and a sizzli.  Bud was running late due to user/gps error and would have to meet us at the first hole.  Steve from Preston and Steve was in the group behind us which was unbeknownst to me until the Shee pointed it out.  The round deserved a solid A from all angles.  Pace of play was good, everyone was having fun, I even hit the ball better than I probably did all of last year.  It was an enjoyable experience and couldn’t have been had if a drunk night had occurred the night before.

After the round I met up with Evan to play some Bball at the 26th and Spruce courts which are a crap-shoot of people.  I waited to get picked up with some Persian guys to play against the black guys.  As you get older you start to forget that you are older and some little 15 year old was dogging his friend saying that, “he was getting burned by that old man.”  These games are my least favorite for various reasons but mainly because it’s me playing hard vs 9 players who only play one end of the floor.  My hard play even prompted a response from a kid I was playing defense on, “what’s wrong with you?”  My team ended up losing and I was emotionally unsatisfied.  I hate losing to kids I’m better than.  I’m not even that good but I play much better with a team rather than 5 players which doesn’t happen on these courts.

productivity-map-fullAfter the game I was pretty tired but couldn’t fall asleep.  I wasted a few hours watching the games and playing chess and then went to sleep at around 10pm.  This leads me to where I am now and a feeling on a Sunday that I don’t have often.  I feel good and plan to get things done on my off day.  I want to run 10 miles on the Drive, fix the door knob of my front door, spend the next 3 hours writing posts so I don’t have days of nothingness, watch House of Cards, and read Moby Dick.  I will most likely accomplish these tasks (starting Moby Dick would be more accurate) and this couldn’t have happened without staying sober.  My hungover Sundays comprise nothing.  Literally nothing.  This is a welcomed change because I was physically starting to feel ill from excess drinking.  I also have a 15k next weekend which will be a no drinking weekend and then a 10k with Sam which will make 3 weeks in a row.  Here’s to a fresh start.

 

 

21 Mar, 2014

Bracket Update

By |2014-03-21T13:56:41-04:00March 21st, 2014|Sports|0 Comments

ncaa-tournament-television-ncaa-tournament-triviaAfter my hot start of picking the first 8 games right, I fizzled out and ended with 13 first round games. My betting also took a downturn after winning the first 2 bets with Dayton and Syracuse and pushing Delaware.  North Dakota state covered for me but then I hit a skid losing St Joes, Milwaukee, and Louisville.  I’m down about 100 bucks but it could be worse.  Everyone knows that the first round isn’t where the money is won so as long as your teams that you have going far are still in, everything’s good.

Jeff, Pat, Julia, and myself watched the games at a new bar in Old City called Bootleggers and it was pretty nice.  It moves away from the Old City theme of being old but it had a shot of moon shine and a beer for 10 bucks which was reasonable.  The food was decent too.  I’d recommend it for a spot to watch games.

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