Brandi Passante Mug Shot

I found this picture of a Brandi Lookalike and decided to post it because I get a lot of my traffic from people searching for “Brandi Storage Wars.” I’ve read that she was a stripper in her earlier days and this is a mug shot pic from those days. I don’t think it exactly looks like her but the nose seems to be a match. She is really an attractive girl so it doesn’t really shock me she’d turn to stripping. It always seems like her and Jarrod don’t have a ton of money, plus she has 2 kids, isn’t married and Jarrod says “I was her manager.” I 100% believe that this could be her mug shot and that she was a stripper years ago. What do you think?

By | 2016-11-01T23:30:23+00:00 September 15th, 2011|Tv|41 Comments


  1. CeeDee September 20, 2011 at 9:25 am

    I think I don’t care. I like her.

  2. fred September 22, 2011 at 12:29 pm

    Looks nothing like her.

  3. Ron November 8, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    She is soooo hot!!! LOve her huge boobs!! YUM!!!

  4. joesixpak November 8, 2011 at 11:13 pm

    I think you are a douchebag for posting something like this.

  5. Rabbit November 9, 2011 at 3:40 am

    I agree with joesixpack. That’s 2 votes for “You are a douchebag.”

  6. 3 Votes November 17, 2011 at 11:55 am

    You’re a douchebag

  7. Anonymous November 23, 2011 at 12:25 am

    Take this cunt post down!

  8. Anonymous November 23, 2011 at 1:52 am

    Douchebag!! X 1000000

  9. bob o November 28, 2011 at 9:36 pm

    I love Brandi Passante

  10. Remove December 3, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    Remove this post, fucktard.

  11. Dude December 4, 2011 at 1:35 am

    looks pretty close!

  12. Anonymous December 7, 2011 at 1:47 am

    Looks like a 85% match to me. Why is this guy an asshole it happened, these are facts.

  13. John December 11, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    I hope to god she was a stripper. If she wasn’t she missed a great opportunity in life. I would pay to see that woman shake it any day of the week. I think she might be a bit of a ball buster but who cares. She is hot like fire and hope Jarrod can keep up with her. Well actually I don’t since I would love a crack at her.

  14. Hektor December 13, 2011 at 10:26 pm

    She lookz like she has a bomb shot.

  15. Hektor December 13, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    Wish she would start wearin’ somethin’ that showz that azz.

  16. Fuzz December 13, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    Mug shot – light eye – Brandi dark eyes. Both had. Nose jobs.

  17. Steve December 14, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    Anonymous… he’s an asshole because it didn’t actually happen. He picked some mugshot, said he thought it looked like her, posted it, and then a fucktard like you comes along, skims the posts, thinks it happened and this shot winds up in the top 20 images for Brandi on Google. Ultimate douchebag…. but I admit the nose and hairline do match. OK to think it, douche to post it.

  18. Anonymous December 18, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Why don’t you post something like- Brandi in a bikini? Who care if she was locked up I think that actually makes her hotter

  19. William Xavier Bobberson December 28, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    I remember this one time when I was in CA, some titty bar called Playpen. I paid her 40 bucks to champagne luge my sack. Needless to say, I was the big winner that night.

  20. Anonymous December 28, 2011 at 1:33 pm

    Stripper eh? Brandi PUSSante

  21. Just me December 30, 2011 at 1:31 am

    Of course that is Brandi’s mug shot. Check the hair part, the eyebrows, the shape of the face etc., anyone with an eye can see its her. Its interesting to know she was a stripper, and she does refer to it on the show several times, to Jarod’s dismay. Wake up people!

  22. Anonymous January 3, 2012 at 10:31 am

    That’s her mugshot from a DUI arrest from May 2007 in Newport Beach. Still hot lookin’ all fuhhhked up

  23. Randi January 3, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    That mug shot is definitely my friend from gwinnett county Georgia… Not Brandi.

  24. HAHA January 3, 2012 at 9:29 pm

    Yeah…thats definitely our friend, she lives in GA and got arrested with a DUI….

  25. Anonymous January 4, 2012 at 12:02 am

    Wow.. If I were you I’d take this down

  26. danram9 January 4, 2012 at 5:02 pm

    Brandi Passante was a stripper in Orange County in the late 90’s, she worked at 7th Vail and a few other spots

  27. danram9 January 4, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Brandi Passante was a stripper in Orange County in the late 90’s, she worked at 7th Vail , Playpen , and a few other spots. This has been CONFIRMED

  28. Anonymous January 5, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Naw, it can’t be her. The eyes aren’t crossed enough!! =)

  29. Mjclemm February 22, 2012 at 6:45 am

    Yea you just may have something here… At first I was thinking “why is this dude trying to bring Brandi down” but before I posted something stupid, I continued to read your post and now TRUELY think your on to something here. I’m a big Brandi fan as well. I think she’s cute as a button (I’m WAY to old for her, and Happily Married) but she’s a cutie and I enjoy her part of the show, even if it’s a fake show. She makes it a little more easy to watch… JMHO… Mjclemm

  30. Rickey March 6, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    I could care less if it is or not, She is just so hot it does not matter to me, we all have a past….She is beautiful and doing well for herself, be happy for her…

  31. Anon April 10, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    Jarrod is a douche mouth and Pussante is a cunt whore who doesnt have two nickels to rub together.

  32. Anonymous June 2, 2012 at 12:29 am

    Whether it be her or not, what a body. She might be a stripper-ho but with that rack she can get away with it. DUMP that schmuck jarrod (meth-head) and do some hardcore!

  33. Da Lucca June 2, 2012 at 12:47 am

    To be a complete pig; Who has the bigger rack:
    1) Brandi
    2) Nabila Hanliss

    I would love to see them both show it all in a bikini strip-off. Nabilla is definitely older, but still looks very trim and hot and is gorgeous while Brandi has more of a cute look. Still, they are both highly boneable and make it worth watching those other fud-whompers like Darrel the meathead, Dave the egomaniac, Jarrod the wannabe thug-putz, Barry Weiss, who seems okay but has the lame hobby of searching for antiques and other valuables in unpaid storage lockers, and Dorky Dan Dotson who makes a profit no matter who wins and therefore likes to see conflict between the “star” bidders. However, his wife Laura was likely very hot when disco was cool, but for someone in their sixties she still is do-able and has a HUGE rack.

  34. Stilba1956 June 11, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    Brandi is soooo hot in a white trashy way.Fucky sucky with her.

  35. SkodA August 26, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    Unless Brandi got a nose job, a chin implant, cheek implants, and bad lip injections that is not her. Not really taking a shot at you, but people should really stop posting that pic and claiming it’s Brandi. If she was Dave Hester, she’d be suing people for a million.

  36. Mike September 26, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    I’d lick her butthole.

  37. old boyfriend leroy f johnston December 13, 2012 at 11:28 am

    She was my street whore for3 months,and crack addict,probably still does use it on and off,she loved my big black dick,Jarod should feel like a small fool.

  38. sam Iam February 4, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    I don’t think so. They look around the same age or close to. So, years ago would have to be only maybe 10 years and that girl on the left would be way too young 10 years ago. Just my 2 cents.

  39. junior45 March 14, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    There is no credible evidence that Brandi was ever a stripper. Until there is, people should not try to prove otherwise with fakes and look alikes.

  40. junior45 March 14, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    @anon on 4/10/12, recent estimates by credible websites places Brandi’s net worth at about $700K. So much for not having two nickles to rub together. How much is your sorry ass worth?

  41. Pussante August 6, 2016 at 2:35 am

    Brandi is an ex-prostitute and a former model for ‘cuckold’ magazines. A very promiscuous person.

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