8 Jan, 2014

Need Life Motivation?

By |2014-01-08T20:44:36-05:00January 8th, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

I found this quality post on Reddit and wanted to share it because it is powerful.

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This is a letter that my father wrote to me shortly before he died. He contracted HIV through a contaminated blood transfusion in the 80s and passed when I was five. I have a few pictures of him from my family, a knife and compass he left me, and an old outboard boat motor that doesn’t run… And this letter. I share it in the hopes that it helps you, my fellow redditors, in whatever capacity it can. Cheers.

 

[blockquote source=]”My son,
Seldom in my life have I been lost for words as I am now. I still remember when I held you in my arms for the first time. Your little hand may have grasped my finger, but it captured my heart. I have been the best father I knew how to be. Raising you and your sister has been the most rewarding experience in my life.
 
This world is filled with so many things that I wish I could be there for you to experience, but that is not how it will play out. I can’t begin to tell you how sorry I am for leaving you. It was never my intention, and if there was anything I could do to prevent it, please believe that I would.
 
There will be days when you blame God, me, and maybe your mom. You will curse and scream and cry, but you won’t find any answers in anger. The measure of a man is not what he owns but how he owns himself. Accept that I have passed, and know that I will always be with you. No matter what you do in life, you will always be my son. I am proud of you. Keep after your mother and sister while I’m gone.
 
I love you.
Dad”

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Here are the top comments that stem from this thread.

  • Welp you made me cry.
  • ‘A ship in the harbor is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.’
  • ‘Smooth seas don’t make good sailors’
  • ‘Don’t give up what you want most for what you want now.’
  • ‘A year from now, you’ll wish you had started today.’
  • ‘The best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.’
  • ‘If you’re not fucking up you’re not working.’
  • ‘Everyone is the main character in their own story. Make it a good one.’
  • ‘Quit over thinking it and just do it!’
  • “The world does not owe you a living, you owe the world something. You owe it your time, energy and talent so that no one will be at war, in sickness and lonely again. In other words – grow up, stop being a cry baby, get out of your dream world and develop a backbone not a wishbone. Start behaving like a responsible person. You are important and you are needed. It’s too late to sit around and wait for somebody to do something someday. Someday is now and that somebody is you.”
  • “Someone once told me the definition of Hell: The last day you have on earth, the person you became will meet the person you could have become.

 

7 Jan, 2014

The Alcohol Induced Blackout

By |2014-01-07T23:55:58-05:00January 7th, 2014|My Life|0 Comments

I was able to make the Seinfeld post in about 10 minutes yesterday.  As I feel I’ve gotten better at blogging, the length of time to create each post has increased to sometimes over an hour per post.  I need to spend that much time on each post if I want to continue to raise this blog’s bar.  Needless to say, to me at least, I haven’t been putting time into posting these past few days for reasons which I will explain in this also not stellar post.

On Saturday, after my awesome Friday, I was feeling pretty hyped for the Eagles game.  The plan was to go out to Center City and watch the games with the local crowd.  It was around 3 and I put 100 bucks of action on the Chiefs feeling pretty pumped about the layout of the day.  I bought a fifth of Goose and headed over Evan’s.  I incorrectly thought to myself that it makes sense to get a nice buzz before the bar so I don’t have to spend as much cash because Center City bars can add up over hours.  I downed 2 Goose and pineapple juice and headed to the bar with Evan, the Shee, Jeff, and Julia to meet up with the McGrath’s and other people we know.  If you saw the game on Saturday you’d know that Chiefs lost a thriller to the Colts.  My plan was to place the winnings on the Eagles if I won so this actually wasn’t as unfortunate as it seemed.  We were pounding pitchers of Lager at a bar called O’Sheas.  I recall doing one shot of Fireball and preparing for the game to start and then everything went blank.

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I woke up in my bed the next morning unsure if the Eagles won or not.  I had slept on all my clothes that I had laid out on my bed from the wash the previous day and thought, “what the fuck happened?”  I was searching my brain for some recollection of anything and I’ll I could come up with was some Eagles chants led by Steve and the Fly Eagles Fly song.  It was in my mind the Eagles didn’t win but I could hardly remember watching any actual action.  Since I’m not a noob to this situation which closely resembles The Hangover, I started searching for clues.  No injuries, check.  One text saying, “where are you?.   American Express card in the actual money portion of the wallet instead of its slot and 0 dollars in my wallet.  It could be worse.  It was 12 pm and I couldn’t move so I watched the Negotiator for a bit before making myself move.   I contacted Evan and told him I was coming over to retrieve my car which I left parked in his lot which is the safe play.  I took a taxi over and asked, “what happened last night?”

He said I didn’t come out to the bar after the game and that was it.  Nothing irregular.  Now I was stumped.  I’ve been in these situations before and they rarely ever, perhaps never, work out this well.  When I can’t piece 3+ hours of my life together, bad things happen.  This was indeed a memory blackout which is the inability to recall events, not a loss of consciousness as a result of drinking too much.  I’ve gone through my 20’s blacking out more times than I can count and for the past year or two I’ve done a much better job of leaving the bar or party before reaching this point.  This feeling is completely unsettling.  I did learn one thing from Evan though that I hadn’t known, he told me we did at least 4 shots together.  I remembered 0.

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At Evan’s, we watched some of the game (which is incredibly slow compared to RedZone) and I left after the first game.  I ate a Wawa club sandwich and drank a coffee before I headed home.  At this point I felt like complete poop and started chugging water to help reduce this horrific feeling.  Over and over in mind I tried to piece together things I said or did but it’s like a black hole.  The above picture isn’t a joke, you literally move from one place to the next with no concept of time.  I laid in bed the rest of the night and went to sleep feeling lousy.

The next morning I awoke with a dry mouth and completely cranky for a Monday.  I read online that this was the worst day of the year for most people because the holidays were over and it’s winter and a new start to work.  I agreed.  Throughout the day I continued to chug water but it was to no avail.  I would drink a bottle and then have to take a piss 10 minutes later.  This is the effect of too much alcohol in your system and your kidneys still trying to recover.   Your body doesn’t get hydrated by water.  There is nothing to do other than tough it out.  I probably urinated a dozen times throughout the day trying to hydrate.  I was tired the entire day and when night came I wanted to sleep but the alcohol fucks with your system and makes you fatigued but actual sleep is difficult.  I caught a few hours off and on and when I woke up today I felt slightly better.  My mouth was (is) still dry but at least I know I’m feeling more like myself.  I was able to navigate the day and get to where I am now.

Back in 06', a college fall that resulted in a chipping my front two teeth and needing a root canal and crowns.

Back in 06′, a post-college fall that resulted in chipping my front two teeth and needing a root canal and crowns.

I write this post to explain the dangers of drinking too much and the physical aftermath of blacking out.  I’ve had previous instances of blacking out and doing substantial damage to myself.  For the past few years I’ve done a much better job of not getting myself in those situations but last Saturday was a clear cut hazardous situation.  The absolute amazing thing is that the people I was with for those few hours weren’t exactly aware that I was black out drunk.  They said I was acting drunk obviously but nothing out of the ordinary which shows that you can be black out drunk and still be actively conscious.  To me this is incredible.  After this instance I read a reddit post on blacking out and a poster said to think of your body as a water pail and filling it up with water.  Once the water (alcohol) overflows the pail, your body starts shutting down the less important functions such as memory.   I still am in shock that nothing happened and am expecting a bomb of news any time.

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It’s a potentially fatal way to live life.  When I throw hard alcohol into the mix, I ask for trouble.  I rarely throw up from the alcohol anymore and my body just handles it which means I am more likely to black out.  This obviously has me considering why I drink and it’s an age old question for me.  Completely cold turkey is the only way.  My character and genetics don’t allow me to have 2 drinks and call it a night.  I may be fine 100 times in a row but at any one time alcohol can be treacherous.  Does this mean that I’ll stop completely?  Probably not.  I know that sounds ridiculous after reading this post but this post isn’t just about me.  It’s about any single person who this happens to and it happens to millions throughout the year.  By posting this I hope to educate the process of how it happens and the aftermath.  If you encounter someone who can’t take care of themselves, getting them to safety is crucial, drunk accidents are no joke.  Trust me, I know.

It took me 3 straight days to recover from this and I’m still not 100%.  Tomorrow though I should feel normal and return to actively posting.  I honestly can’t think properly under these conditions.  It affects my entire life negatively.

6 Jan, 2014

Do You Walk To Work?

By |2014-01-06T20:06:22-05:00January 6th, 2014|Celeb|1 Comment

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Here is the Jerry Seinfeld AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit. It’s relatively long but you can probably finish it in 15 minutes if you understand the format.  If you like Seinfeld, it’s worth the time.  I was considering using this post to break it down but it’s too much info.  This however was one question and answer I can’t get out of my life:

What, above all other things, is the neatest most fascinating and cool thing you get to do on a daily basis?
[–]_Seinfeld[S] 3593 points 6 hours ago

WOW. First of all, GREAT question.

That I get to do on a daily basis? Probably walk to work. I think that’s about the coolest thing that there is. Or take my bike. If you can walk to work or take your bike on a daily basis, I think that’s just about the coolest thing that there is. Every morning I listen to the traffic on the radio, and they talk about how they are jammed and I just laugh. I love traffic. I love traffic reports because I’m not in any of them.

I’ve probably gotten the question, do you walk to work about 20 times since I moved into my place which is a 10 minute walk from where I work. People seem fascinated with the idea of being able to walk to work. I honestly don’t understand it and when I read Seinfeld write this I know I must be missing something.

I’ve commuted an hour each way when I lived at home in the burbs for 2 years.  Then my commute dropped to 25 minutes each way while I was in Manayunk.  The last 1+ years I’ve been within walking distance and I’ve drove about 98% of the time to work.  I’ve played and understand the traffic game and it seriously sucks.  It’s like giving up 2 hours of your livelihood a day to waste money on gas and put yourself through torture.  My commute currently has absolutely no traffic.  Why would I want to spend 10 minutes doing something that should only take 2 minutes.  It’s sacrificing 16 minutes a day to walk to work.  I’m not into wasting time and even if it’s a pleasurable walk, which I don’t think it is, I have no interest.  Other people who don’t have this luxury must be incredibly jealous because it’s the first thing that comes to their mind when they hear I live a few blocks away.  I’ve obviously belittled this point because if Seinfeld is commenting on it, it must be legit.

4 Jan, 2014

Hustling a Poor Boy

By |2014-01-04T15:22:06-05:00January 4th, 2014|My Life|0 Comments

Last night was a 9 out of 10. The only way I would give out a 10 is if I wind up in bed with a Harvard educated bombshell who likes me and wants to be my wife. A 9 is high.   The night took me from drinks with friends, to drinks with more friends, to drinks with a stripper, to drinks with more friends.  It was costly in terms of dollars but extremely worth it in life experience.

It was Jeff’s birthday and my night started off with a grouper which is when Grouper sets up 3 guys with 3 girls at a bar.  It was the first time I’ve ever done one and was pleasantly surprised.  Adam and Evan were the other 2 of the male side and we met up with 3 girls from Philly at a bar called the Corner.  We arrived first and there were two small, circular tables with 3 low round cushion chairs and a 3 person booth.  We weren’t sure how to sit and the picture below will show the scenario.   

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Sitting 1,2,3 would have been the most practical but least inviting.  The 2,4,6 combo wouldn’t have been bad but if I were a girl I’d think that I was prey and the guys were hunters.  We ended up selecting 1,2,4 which worked out pretty well.  The girls arrived about 5 minutes after we did and were punctual which is always a plus.  The conversation to start was greetings and college, work, location which I’m sure is all standard.  We ordered some drinks, Grouper picks up the first one (it costs 22 bucks for them to set it up), and the waiter carried ours out with Sly Fox cans turned downwards in pint glasses.  I immediately thought it was unusual when I saw it and sure enough it proved disastrous.  As the waiter delivers one of the girls her sparkling wine, he tips the tray and the 2 remaining drinks fly everywhere.  AMAZINGLY I was prepared for what happened and jumped up at the perfect time not to take any liquid in the face.  No jokes please.  The drinks help lighten the mood which was helpful because conversation can hit its lulls.  I learned, one of the girls puts a Fireball (the candy) in water and drinks it.  Her phone also takes pictures in shapes due to it being from 1999.  All in all though it flowed pretty well and after 2 hours everyone was hungry and looking to get food.  At this point I could go into each detail of the conversations which would be good for the blog but wrong towards the people involved.

The 6 of us went to El Vez for dinner and had to wait about 20 minutes for a table.  We were seated at a half circle table and ordered some margaritas and Victory’s Mad Elf.  We were all pretty loose and the conversation was solid.  An interesting thought popped up to have a grouper with like minded people on a specific subject.  Meaning if there was a “running” grouper, they’d set you up with 5 other friends who were into the subject.  Grouper should probably look into this.  Our waiter played for the other team and the joke of the night went to one of the girls who commented on what his girlfriend looked like (a  dude) or something like that.  At 10:30 or so dinner concluded and we parted ways.  It was odd at the end of the night because I was getting a cab to where 2 of the girls were going and I asked if they wanted to share the cab.  They couldn’t make up their mind for some reason which I think was because they thought I wanted them to come back to my place which wasn’t the case.  Instead I jumped in myself and was brought home by a man from Algeria who didn’t speak the best English but I was grilling on what he wanted to become.  A musician.

When I got home there was a crew gathered for Jeff’s birthday.  I”m told people love shout outs in the blog so I’m going to go over the entire crew.  It was Jeff, Julia, Pat, Mike, Jill, Doyle, Dan, and his other friend whose name escapes me.  Julia poured me a double if not triple shot of Evan Williams which I threw back and made me want to puke.  I kept it together and we had a few beers before going out to Silk City.  Silk City was dead as a doornail smalls and an employee wanted to charge 5 bucks per head.  I was negotiating it down when Taylor used a great line, “this is it, 15 bucks for us all, take it or leave.”  I circumvented the final offer and we settled on 20 bucks for 7 people which made both parties happy.  The 3 dollar Lagers are a decent deal at Silk City but the beer was warm and there wasn’t much crowd.  After 15 minutes a group of 3 including myself went down the street to Delilah’s.

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It was a 15 dollar cover which I personally don’t find horrible.  The action was pretty slow for a Friday night so the girls walking around were plentiful.  I was approached by a gorgeous girl with an attitude looking for someone to dance with.  I wanna dance with somebody and we began the negotiating process.  She was looking for a 3 dance minimum for 50 bucks which in hindsight was actually a good deal and I should have taken it.  I scoffed at her offer telling her I’d rather do one for 20 and she basically told me to fuck off in my cheapskate ways.  About 2 seconds later a new girl was looking to get me in the private room and I obliged.  She didn’t stripper dance for me and I was asking her questions like what do you make on a good night ($1,500+) and how long she’s been doing it (7 years) and if she’d rather do something else.  The conversation was more intellectual than sexual which is maybe what happens when you’ve had numerous lap dances over your career.  It was like I was trying to use a different method for scoring than a simple lap dance.  I made it clear that I wasn’t into spending a lot of money and the champagne room was out of the question.  After she got 60 bucks from me I was spent and she had this flashlight in a dark room that she would use to look into your wallet when you went to pay her.  At one point I opened mine and a moth flew out and I think out of sheer embarrassment I decided to take out another $100 dollars of Delilah dollars which are actually $120 of real people dollars.   I gave her the 100 bullshit dollars and had a few more dances that amounted to nothing.  She was a professional at her job because after I was tapped out, she pulled a Richard Parker and didn’t look back and went on to the next schlep.

In astonishment, I met a few people who I knew at the strip club.  This is the part where people love shout outs but I’m not sure they love these kind of shout outs so I’ll leave the names out.  I left with them and we went back to my place.  At some point some bros came back with cheese steaks from Del Rossi’s that looked delicious and Jared and I took a walk to pick up a few.  When we got back I had a wonderful late night cheese steak which hit the spot.  I asked Sam to bring over blankets if he was planning to sleep there and he brought exactly 0.  He was in the city for the open bar that he won at McFadden’s and I was making attempts to meet up with him throughout the night.  His best line when I asked him where he was and where he was going was, “I’m at 16th and Arch, don’t worry about it.”  Needless to say the sleeping conditions weren’t optimal but they survived.

Jared, Alex, Sam, and myself woke up at about 9:30 and went to get the car from work.  I’ll personally tell Alex through this blog that he’s fun to hang out with even if he doesn’t remember hanging out.  They drove me back to my car which I picked up and drove home.  My car battery is dying from this cold weather and my tire pressure needed a boost.  I missed the trash collection as well which sucks because I’m overrun with trash.  Other than that, life is splendid and I’m looking forward to a huge Birds W tonight.

E-A-G-L-E-S

2 Jan, 2014

George Feeny’s Words of Wisdom

By |2014-01-02T23:41:27-05:00January 2nd, 2014|My Brain, Tv|0 Comments

This Boy Meets World clip was aired in 1997 under the title “Quiz Show“.  I found it on Reddit and thought it was worthwhile to share.  I watched this episode for this post to give a proper understanding of what transpires.    Topanga, Sean, and Corey get put on a floundering game show that does much better when Corey and Sean pump up the crowd because they are “cute” and “fun to watch”.   The producers rig the game with comic and entertainment questions so they succeed.  A once educational show trends downward towards mindless TV which we are all too familiar with.  Obviously the above clip signifies the turn and the kids start to realize that they are being used by the network.  The kids suggest going back to the educational program which is denied and they lose the final round with Sean’s candid answer.  They show up for class early the next day with an increased awareness for learning.  By current standards, the episode sucked but had a good lesson.

[blockquote source=”George Feeny”]”Champions of what Mr. Matthews?  Of a generation whose verbal and mathmatical skills have sunk so low … when you have the highest level of technology at your fingertips.  Guttenberg’s generation thirsted for a new book every 6 months.  Your generation gets a new webpage every 6 seconds.  How do you use this technology?  To beat King Koopa and save the Princess.  Shame on you.  You deserve what you get.”[/blockquote]

 

 Feeny’s Point

We are using all of this information at our fingertips incorrectly.  Instead of using it for knowledge, we use it for entertainment.  Knowledge is the greatest power in the universe and are not taking advantage of it.   Our generation and future generations are getting dumber even with all of this additional information.  Just look in the comment section of any youtube video and see the nonsense that is being spouted.  Do kids even know how to write with a pencil anymore?  Different skill sets are being catered to our younger children and an older person would never understand but always think negatively.  I wonder what Feeny would say now?

Johann Gutenberg invented the printing press which is perhaps the greatest invention of all time.  It revolutionized the way information was shared.  While the people of this time were waiting for new information every 6 months, what were they doing in the meantime?  Maybe they did thirst for new knowledge at a greater rate but that’s probably because their options were limited.   I’d be curious to know how much downtime there was in the 1400’s.  Feeny’s comparison may not hold true from a knowledge stand point, but I have a feeling that the common folk were much more productive than our common folk.

Our generation wastes an incredible amount of time on entertainment.   By entertaining yourself with movies, TV shows, and games, you are accomplishing little.  Your brain is getting a roller coaster ride but you’re not actually doing anything productive.  Is it that much different than reading a book and learning about the world in the 1500’s?  It’s just a different form of exercising your mind.  I’m sure you can make the distinction between quality of programming that would fit into this discussion in a clearer fashion but entertainment will never die.
This clipping hopefully will answer some questions about what older generations think about younger generations.

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Mr. Feeny is looking at the younger generation and shaking his head.  This is commonplace.  Older generations always think they know more and they probably do. They understand more about discipline, learning, and the future.  They know the skills that you need to succeed and for humanity to continue.  They don’t always know how the future will develop.  Maybe Mr. Feeny should be more open minded about video games as the best players could save the universe ala Enders Game.  I’m trying not to miss the point though because it all boils down to not grasping the information by the horns.  People in 2014 should be 100x smarter than when we were in the 1400’s but I guarantee you it would take me a hell of a lot of Wikipeding to make my own printing press.  To quote Mr. Feeny, “We live in a random and chaotic universe”.

To close this post I wanted to share some youtube comments from the clip.

  • Mr. Feeney’s hatin cuz all his best speed run times got beat by middle schoolers.
  • DID THIS GUY JUST SHIT ON MY LEVEL 100 POKEMON
  • you can tell most people commenting on this video are piece of shit teenagers born in the late 90’s.
  • Use the technology we have today in the internet to learn, gain knowledge and further society. Not candy crush, angry birds, or the next great time sucker.
  • The teacher (really the writer or character I mean not the actor of course) dosent realize that his argument has been said since books were just being made. People use to argue that the best way to spread and preserve knowledge was through orating but that is totally bogus. Also books became entertainment as well and people probably complained about that too. This is a cycle that will keep on going because people are nostalgic and are afraid of the next thing because they know they won’t be part of it, and soon will be extinct from it and from life and theyre afraid of that so at times they unknowingly cling on to old beliefs without really questioning it. The good thing he mentioned is on how its being used. If a webpage is being made every 6 seconds thats fckin amazing especially for back then, good coding is not the easiest thing to do. Also funny thing is that King Koopa thing made me laugh because video games actually help medical surgeons and other people with strategic thinking and multi-tasking. The argument should have been to much of one thing can be a bad thing and there needs to be breadth along with the depth not just on or the other.
  • Shame on you, Mr. Feenie! Shame on your generation for pulling up the ladder and berating us for not being able to reach! Shame on your generation for raping the earth and making that the MO of humanity for decades to come. Shame on your generation for ignoring, denying, and outlawing human rights! Shame on you for sitting in your ivory tower while a nation and world falls in to decay around you! You older people need to get your heads out of your asses and fucking TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for this world and society you have left the rest of us with. THIS IS YOUR FAULT.
2 Jan, 2014

My Jacked Jacket

By |2014-01-02T21:40:29-05:00January 2nd, 2014|My Life|0 Comments

Jarret Jack would like the title.

On Tuesday, New Years Eve, I lost something that was dear to the warmth of my body, my jacket. A jacket in the winter time is essential for protection from the frigid temperatures that winter brings. My black Jos A. Bank jacket was perhaps my favorite article of clothing and best value purchase I’ve ever made. The coat was under a hundred bucks and I could wear it fashionably in temperatures warmer than 32 degrees. In fact, as long as I had the coat on, I didn’t even need any other fashionable items because no one could tell what was underneath it. It gave me the flexibility of not having to decide if my clothes were proper for the occasion. I never understood the importance of owning a fashionable coat opposed to a coat to keep you warm. This was all taken away from me on Tuesday.

In grade school, it was always the warmest coat was the best coat.  This was because you’d walk from your house to the bus and if there was ever recess, you’d need warm attire.  I used to rock these types of coats:

These coats don’t cut it anymore when you grow up.  You want to try to look like a mature human being and not a guy who can’t afford to upgrade the part of their attire which everyone sees first.  Here is a picture of a lookalike Jos A. Bank coat that got stolen.  It took me 5 minutes to get a picture of it which is how rare it is.

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The best part about it is that you couldn’t over wear it.  If you wear the same sweatshirt for 5 days straight people will eventually call you out.  No one ever calls you out because of the jacket.  You are supposed to wear it when it’s cold.  Since you can wear a t-shirt underneath, it takes away from all long sleeve shirts that most people don’t have tons of.  This jacket was a serious hit to my wardrobe and now I have to decide if it’s worth waiting until someone probably doesn’t find it, or just suck it up and buy a new one.  Tragic.

I’m sure everyone is wondering how it got stolen but there really is no story behind it.  I went to a warehouse NYE party at Broad and Girard, not the best area I know, and there was a DIY coat room.  This was an actual legit party where they where security was checking ID’s so I wasn’t worried about any riff raff swiping it.  I strategically placed it on the upper row near one side of the rack.  As the night was finishing and I wanted to retrieve my coat and it wasn’t there.  I considered jacking some other poor saps coat, and knew many people were doing this, but I knew it wouldn’t solve anything.  I left empty handed.   My Nike running gloves were also casualties in the coat.

2 Jan, 2014

The 215 – A Philly Sports Bar

By |2014-01-02T09:14:07-05:00January 2nd, 2014|My Brain|1 Comment

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A Philly Bar dedicated to Philadelphia is needed in our city.  With all the Bar Rescue I’ve been watching, I decided to come up with my own idea for a bar.   Considering I haven’t seen this type of bar, I’m sure someone will steal the idea.  I also most likely won’t be making this happen in my near future so I don’t see why sharing it could be bad. Plus this post will at least give it some validity and a time stamp. I’ll break down my location, food, drink, and decor within.

 

Location

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Center city of course.  Sure it’s the most expensive area but what better place to have a Philly bar than in the heart of the city.  Philly lacks what I consider a good sports bar.  The Fieldhouse is decent but it misses the mark with its table set up.  Fox and Hound is a step up but I still think I could do better.  Smith’s calls itself a sports bar but it’s not geared up for actually watching sports.  I don’t think Old City or Graduate Hospital area has the right crowd for this type of bar.  South Philly would probably work well because that is really Philly.  Either way, Center City has the money and the action and it’s where you need to be to hit the hot spot.

 

Food

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Everything Philly.  If it’s not from Philly, it isn’t served.   John’s Roast Pork cheese steak will be the model for the food.  Tasty cake dishes will man the desert.  Peanut Chews will be gratis for all to enjoy.  Soft pretzels will be made by Center City Pretzel.  This is it.  No variety.  You order a cheese steak or have yourself pretzel.   No soft shit here.

 

Drink

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Yards, Philly Brewery, Dockside, Manayunk Brew Pub, and Triumph beers will be served.   This keeps everything local and these breweries can hold their own.  Only draft beers.  Same idea that everything stays in Philly.

 

Decor

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Rocky statues and posters will line the wall.  DeSean’s punt return against the Giants, AI crossing up Jordan, and Brad Lidge’s World Series pitch will be looped nonstop on the monitors.    Heck, maybe even a Donovan McNabb poster will find its way in.  Nah!!!  Eagles banners will fly freely and Nick Foles will have his own personal seat after he becomes the Superbowl MVP.  We can all dream.   Another section of Philadelphia themed art by local artists will also have its place.  If you want to know the history of Philly, you’ll see it here.

1 Jan, 2014

The Color of Money

By |2014-01-01T23:37:16-05:00January 1st, 2014|Movies|0 Comments

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The Color of Money is a 4 star movie.  The film is a sequel to the Hustler which also starred Paul Newman.  Newman is Fast Eddie Felson who has been out of the pool game for 25 years.  He runs into Vincent at a local pool hall and sees an incredible amount of talent and opportunity within the young pool shark.  Vincent doesn’t realize how good he is at first and it makes for an awesome dynamic between Eddie the teacher and Vincent the student.  The concept of Eddie taking Vincent and Carmen, his girlfriend, on the road to teach them how to hustle makes for many wonderful scenes.  The ending is a tab bit anti-climatic but the story is more about Fast Eddie and his conquest to be the absolute best.  The soundtrack also fits the movie perfectly where each song tells a greater part to the story.  The film is made in the details which is why this is a 4 star movie.  Here are some tidbits and analysis.

 

The Movie


 

The Shots

This movie makes pool fun.  9 ball isn’t a game that I see played very often but displaying some of the nuances of leaves and ways to attack the nine ball were awesome.

 

Quotes

“On the Snap, Vincent” –   A pool term used to signify making the 9 ball on the break.

“Pool excellence is not about excellent pool.  It’s about becoming something.” – Eddie is explaining the act of hustling.  Forming a character that allows people to take him for granted during the hustle.

“I never kid about money.”
  -Eddie and the mentality he has regarding money

“If you’re too old to cut the mustard, you can lick the jar.” – Cutting the mustard refers to showing your skills so Carmen was saying that if Eddie isn’t good enough anymore, he can still lick the jar through Vincent.

“The best is the guy with the most, in all walks of life.” –  Couldn’t have put it better myself.


“Nice guys finish last.”
  – Carmen telling Vincent what showing mercy brings.

“Straight pool is pool.  This is like handball… or cribbage or something. Straight pool you got to be a real surgeon… to get it– You know, it’s all finesse. Now everything is 9ball because it’s fast… good for TV… good for a lot of break shots. Oh, well. What the hell. Checkers sells more than chess.” – Fast Eddie

“Maybe this game is just for bangers. But the thing is… even if it is just for bangers, everybody’s doing it. If everybody’s doing it… There’s a lot of guys doing it. A lot of guys doing it… but only one guy can be the best. – Vincent showing off his pool prowess during the scene which is pissing off Eddie.

“What you got in there?”  “In here… Doom.”
– Vincent referring to the Balbushka, his pool cue.

“Walk into a shoe store with 150 bucks… you leave with one shoe.” – Eddie comparing Vincent’s winnings to what he is trying to make in the grand scheme of this run.

“You remind me that – that money won is twice as sweet as money earned.” – Eddie’s philosophy

“Vincent, you win one more game… you’re gonna be humping your fist for a long time.”
– Carmen telling Vincent what will happen if he doesn’t dump the game.

“You think I need to lose some weight?”  – Amos after hustling Eddie.  Weight is referring to his abilities

“I didn’t deserve that.”  “Yes, you did.” – Eddie shows little remorse to his first round opponent.  Essentially saying that you deserve to lose to the better player.  Eddie takes pool extremely seriously.

“Wipe your nose, will you, Julian? – An awesome line after Eddie just missed the nine ball on the break and the one rolled right next to it giving Julian the game.  Eddie is basically saying, quit your crying when obviously he’s being sarcastic.

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“You want to play for the envelope? ls that it?”  “Whatever.” – This isn’t about money at this point.  Fast Eddie needs to be the best and no amount of money can determine who’s better.  It’s done on the table.

“Yeah. Just don’t put the money in the bank, kid. If I don’t whip you now… I’ll whip you next month in Dallas. Houston. Houston, Dallas. If not, a month after that in New Orleans. ” What makes you so sure?”  “Hey, I’m back.”
   – Eddie’s determination and fire lit under him now that Vincent is a fierce competitor.

 

Music

It’s in the Way that You Use It  by Eric Clapton – Played while Vincent is using the Balbushka

One More Night by Phil Collins – Signifying the return of Fast Eddie Felson.

Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon – Vincent playing pool at this point of the movie was signifying that him showing off with the Balbushka is letting a wild man on the street.  At that point in time, Vincent was unknown and playing with the finest pool cue which could have potentially ruined the entire hustle.

 


31 Dec, 2013

What Bar Rescue Taught Me

By |2013-12-31T11:57:46-05:00December 31st, 2013|Celeb, Tv|1 Comment

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Bar Rescue immediately hooked me. The show started in July of 2011 and has turned itself into one of Spike TV’s most popular shows. With an average of about 2 million people per episode, Jon Taffer’s honesty and direct attitude towards improvement has found an audience. It is a fake-reality TV show with cameras documenting everything which essentially makes the characters, actors. I overlook this though because the show contains wonderful information on the ingredients to creating a successful bar. [pullquote align=”right” background=”on”]I don’t embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.” -Jon Taffer[/pullquote] This post will document concepts, sciences, and strategies that Taffer uses to create the proper setting for a bar/restaurant atmosphere. It should be noted that the rescued bars have mixed success as 9 of the 49 bars rescued have since closed. This is most likely due to poor management rather than the changes introduced.  Taffer has rescued 800 bars throughout his 30+ year career and is considered an expert on the subject.

[dropcap background=”yes” color=”#333333″]”Are you a business owner or a chump?”[/dropcap]

 

Exotic Cocktails

Drinks – Can the bartender make a proper drink?

  • An average beer brings in $4.00 of revenue @ 75% profit margin compared to an average cocktail which generates $7.00 of revenue @ 85% profit margin. Bar owners need to understand that they should be trying to get their customers to spend money on the more profitable items.
  • Bars should give water to the customers. Alcohol drinkers get sick with no water and water will keep them drinking alcohol longer.
  • A great bar uses real glasses instead of plastic cups.  Having the proper type of glasses for the proper drink is also necessary.  An example, a chilled pint glass makes the beer taste better and is more desirable. When you pour a beer, the tap should not touch the glass on the pour.
  • The temperature the beer should be poured at is less than 36 degrees. When poured at this temperature, the keg will yield 95%. If beer is poured at higher than 36 degrees, the keg will only yield 60%. The colder the beer, the better and also tastes better to the customers.  A keg should yield about 120 pint glasses.
  • Selling draft beer is more profitable than bottles.  Turbotap is recommended to get the best balanced pour every time.
  • The perfect cocktail maxes profit because the customer drinks more of them. Perfect base of sugar, acid, and alcohol. Too sugary is too filling. Too tart and they drink slowly.  Poorly made drinks take too long to drink and this causes the ice to melt which also increases drink times.
  • Beverage cost is the cost of the product / total beverage sales. 21% is the industry average which means if you sell $10,000 dollars of alcohol, it should only cost you $2,100.

 

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Food – Is the kitchen serving items people want?

  • Average time for food out of the kitchen is 12 minutes.  Longer wait times annoy customers and will stick in their mind the next time they consider coming back.
  • A boxed item in the menu should be the most popular and MOST PROFITABLE. A shadowed item should be the 2nd.  Keeping only a few boxed or shadowed items draws more customers to them.
  • People go out to eat to eat good food.  If the bar does not take their food seriously, it is missing the mark on repeat business.  Signature items should be on the menu and differentiate themselves from competitors products.
  • People who eat food stay 52 minutes longer while in a bar.  This leads to more drinks and is a huge missed opportunity for bars that do not serve food.
  • A theme to the food should be cohesive with the theme of the bar.  Meaning if you have a sports bar, severing ball game food would make sense.

 

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Management & Staff – Are they competent?

  • Confrontation among family and friends with businesses was apparent and ill-advised.  It is difficult for closely knit members to tell one another the truth of when they are not performing.  The family and friend dynamic lead to many failed endeavors.
  • Cleanliness of bar and the kitchen was overlooked in many of the bars in Bar Rescue.  It’s amazing how negligent management can be in keeping a clean atmosphere for their patrons.  Such an obvious trait that gets overlooked far too often.
  • The serving time of 50 seconds per drink is average.  If it takes longer than this for a bartender to serve a customer, the bar is losing money.
  • Overpouring was a common theme from uneducated bartenders.  Most bars did not train their staff to pour the drinks properly which leads to loss of profit from serving too much alcohol in a drink.  Overpouring also leads to bigger tips, which is why it is common among bartenders, but the customers drink less which also leads to less profit for ownership.
  • This is a simple financial explanation of overpouring:  An oz of liquor costs $0.70. Overpouring by a half an oz costs the bar $0.35 each time. If the avg customers order 3 drinks and there are 300 customers, that equals $315 dollars a night which translates to $114,000 a year.  It adds up.
  • When bartenders do not have proper training, not only do they make the drinks wrong but they do not work efficiently.  Bad bartenders define the experience and weigh heavy on the reputation of the bar.  It is also in the bartenders best interest to become efficient because patrons tend to tip less on slow and poorly made drinks.
  • The biggest issue with management is that they do not know what they are doing.  No leadership.  No rules.  No standards.  A successful bar needs someone who knows what they are doing to run this part of the business effectively.  Experience is key.

 

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Bar Layout – Is the bar inviting?

  • A bar needs social interaction and a friendly environment.  The atmosphere has to welcome this.    A circular bar flow is recommended.  This means that people can move around smoothly and not get stopped by dead ends.  Seats with no backs to them allow people to interact with others behind them.
  • The bar’s drink station should be within arms reach and neatly organized for bartenders.  A poorly designed bar leads to slower drink times and confusion because there is too much movement.  Multiple stations should exist for drink creations.  A service bar away from the main bar is also conducive to quicker serving.
  • An up-to-date point of sale system is necessary for thriving bars.  Organization is key for taking orders and getting the proper items to the right customers.   Out dated bars who use paper and hand written notes for all orders waste time and are inefficient which costs money and makes the bar look bad.
  • Big areas should have a one room feel to them.   Some places like to close off sections but this eliminates a bond amongst the patrons.  Large rooms with sea of tables in the middle is not desirable or inviting.
  • When a customer walks into a room, their eyes go to the brightest spot.  Lighting up shelved, high end liquor typically was used to draw customers to higher profit margin items.
  • Fluorescent lights in a bar make people tired and reduce stay by 30%.  Pendants are the most commonly used lighting fixtures for over a bar counter.
  • Small items for decor do not work in a bar.  Larger items easy to see from anywhere is preferred.  Especially involving items that pertain to the community surrounding the bar.
  • Having a photo booth for people to take pictures in your bar for social media seemed attractive.

 

The Bar’s Concept

  • The idea has to be cohesive and make sense.  This was a common theme that owners did not understand often.  Take a good look at what is around the area and play into that.  If a bar is on a golf course, it does not make sense to have a Wild Wild West theme.  Owners typically have an idea in mind and implement it without learning the target market of that location.
  • Involve the community.  Owners want the community to be apart of what they are doing because they are the customers.  Find ways to implement ideas that play into the community.  An example, if your Oregon bar wants to cater to runners of the area, the bar should have a huge picture of Prefontaine to draw and connect with customers.
  • Character stands alone in the market.  A bar needs to differentiate itself from the competition and to do that it needs to ace each part of the recipe.  The food needs to be exquisite and unique.  Drinks need to be made perfectly and have a different edge that sets them apart.  The staff needs to be friendly and buy into the theme that the bar is selling.  If there is nothing that sets you apart, people will not come back.
  • Jon Taffer brings it all together in ways that people without experience could never do.  The thought process behind the name for the bar, the decor, the food and drink, and the target market are all considered before making over the bar.  It is truly a fascinating process.

 

Every Bad Idea Starts as a Good Plan

Conclusion

Most owners are not business people.  They do not understand the sacrifice that it takes to maintain and run a profitable bar.  They do not understand what the customers want.  They do not understand WHY THEY ARE FAILING!  Bar rescue had examples of owners drinking on the job and letting their employees get away with stealing.  They are not trying to succeed.  Success is not given, it is earned.  Making everything about your bar perfect is what it takes to survive in this industry.  This show taught me many ideas that carry over into more than just the bar business.  Business is business and unless you understand how it works, you do not stand a chance.  I have to conclude with Jon Taffer is an exciting personality and his wife is pretty damn attractive as well.

 

Nicole and Jon Taffer at a nightclub

Nicole and Jon Taffer at a nightclub

 

 

 

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