1 Feb, 2014

Philly Wingbowl 2014 – Dump Em Out!

By |2014-02-01T08:23:32-05:00February 1st, 2014|My Life|1 Comment

A view from the Upper level.  Hard to make out the eaters below but great view of the Jumbotron

A view from the Upper level. Hard to make out the eaters below but great view of the Jumbotron

Wingbowl was such a good day that I had to wash my jeans.  Where to even begin.  First thing is that I made the right decision to attend a Wing Bowl in my life.  I expected booze, titties, and wings and it delivered on all accounts.  Shee asked me how many boobs I saw and I said triple digits which isn’t an exaggeration.  There aren’t many events when 20,000 people get together to support all of the 7 deadly sins.  This was truly an epic day and I’m already looking forward to next year.  Here is my play by play of the day.

Guess the Asshole?

Guess the Asshole?

The crew was myself, Sam, Jared, Alex, and Mahoney which is a pretty solid party crew.  I couldn’t decide if I should sleep or not before the event which is oddly timed at 6am.  I wound up getting 45 minutes of sleep at about midnight and then met up with everyone at our building in Old City at 1:45am.  We started off pumping some Young the Giant and playing asshole which is a pretty solid, not getting to fucked up, drinking game.  Alex reigned as JC for most of the game and enjoyed the dictatorship as Jared elegantly put in this post referencing another angle of the festivities.  The Presidents hat can also be seen to the right.

At about 4am we called a cab and he reluctantly took 5 drunk assholes in his cab to the Wells Fargo center.  We walked around the tailgaters with Sam shouting out “Happy Wing Bowl” to passerbyers who weren’t sure how to react. It was pretty cold and we were contemplating how to sneak some Jim Beam and Southern Comfort through security.  Using hats and hidden pockets this was accomplished successfully.  I bought a 7 dollar Pepsi and mixed 2 drinks for Sam and I which he pointed out were “strong”.  Sam passed out in his seat for 15 minutes at around 7am while Alex, Jared, and I walked around the stadium with no purpose.  We got back to our seats and there is an amazing thing where the camera will point to a girl, displayed on the Jumbotron, and she’s pressured to flash the camera.  Once she succumbs, which about 70% of them do, the camera cuts away as not to make it seem like a porn conference.  As Alex says, “Dump em Out!”  There was also a huge fight that broke out in the level next to us which was awesome.

The contest seems secondary to everything else but it was won by a 125 lb woman named Molly Schulyer who is an absolute beast.  She broke the record by 26 wings set by Kobayashi last year.  That’s 363 wings in 30 minutes!  A huge highlight on the Jumbotron was a 2011 puking by Sloth.

Some other notable events were Matt Stairs coming out to Stone Cold music downing 2 beers at once and Jason Kelce of the Eagles eating a pathetic 60 or so wings. The weirdest thing about the Wing Bowl is that once you leave, it’s light outside and normal people are going to work. I wish I could say that’s when the day ends but I would be lying. The 5 of us piled into a cab and headed to Delilah’s for a breakfast buffet.  I had a plate of eggs which were actually delicious as my only sustenance for the day.  It’s a 15 dollar cover (perfect equilibrium amount) and the place is absolutely packed and filled with dimes all over. It’s is a mad house with boobs and tight bodies everywhere. I felt pretty good not being too drunk and able to function properly. I had a few Coors lights, a couple dances, and an all around pleasant time.

What a successful Wingbowl Hand looks like at the end of the day

What a successful Wingbowl Hand looks like at the end of the day

After Delilah’s we walked across the street and met up with Gourlay and Skin and Bones at Finnigans Wake.  Remember now it’s about 11am and they are charging a 5 dollar cover.  A band was playing and Miller beers were 2 bucks which is amazing as I look back on it.  I probably crushed about a half dozen brews and we were dominating the dance floor as only 5 of the drunkest people in there could do.  At about 2 or 3 pm I was toast as I believe the rest of the crew was as well.  I walked home and sang along to some Billy Joel in a drunken stupor.  I wandered upstairs at about 6pm and crashed for 5 hours when I woke up at 11pm, showered because I was disgusting, and then slept again until 6am.  I awoke before 7am on a Saturday which is a first in decades and am writing this blog post.  I actually feel OK which is quite surprising.

The Wing Bowl day is a reason to make and spend money.  It’s what you live for.  Major props to Jared for proving that he can act like an adult in my presence and was cool to hang out with all day.  Sucks that the day has come and gone but another day must go on.  I hope the people I went with enjoyed it as much as I did.

30 Jan, 2014

Who Clicks On Facebook’s Ads?!?!

By |2014-01-30T13:16:55-05:00January 30th, 2014|My Brain|1 Comment

FB Chart 1/30/14

FB Chart 1/30/14

Facebook’s stock is up 14% today and at an all time high of $61 dollars a share.  This is quite remarkable considering how much uncertainty there was during the IPO phase.  FB began trading at a price of $30+ dollars in during its May 2012 IPO and then shares tumbled to less than $20 back in Aug of 2012.  Come a year and half later and you have yourself a 3 bagger.  There was always a question of how Facebook was going to make money and mobile advertising is the phrase of the decade.

[pullquote align=”right”]”They know more about their users than any company has ever known about a population.”   [/pullquote]

Facebook & Mobile

Recent reports show that 77% of Facebook’s 1.23 billion person user base browse through their mobile device.  53% of Facebook’s 2.43 billion dollar advertising revenue was gained through mobile.   These are remarkable numbers for a platform that I’ve made claim is outdated and losing followers.

My thinking was that a mature Facebook was being introduced to an older market and that teens would lose interest and Facebook would become unpopular.  This is still primarily true as teens are finding Apps like Snapchat and Whatsapp as preferred methods of communication to Facebook.  However, 757 million people are logging in daily to Facebook which is astronomical.  Even if they are losing teens, they are gaining every other demographic.    What I missed in my predictions is how vast the network of Facebook is on mobile devices.  This passed me because I don’t use it on my mobile.  I’m more of an old school desktop guy and I have to succumb that times are changing.

roger-desktopA desktop is where I prefer to work for reasons such as typing, organization, and efficiency.  The keyboard is essential to me being able to accomplish tasks.  On dual monitors I can keep multiple tabs open and it takes me less time to do everything.  On a mobile device, there is no work, it’s just play.  Considering the majority of the world plays,  it’s not surprising that mobile is where to target in terms of advertising revenue.  I’m surprised how many people use Facebook from their mobile device.  I’m probably just a dinosaur but a tablet with never replace a desktop for me unless it has a keyboard and a big screen.  FB’s mobile numbers shock me but what comes as an even greater shock is the title of this post.

 

WHO THE FUCK CLICKS ON FACEBOOK’S ADS?

They are so obviously ads and why people want spam ads popping up I don’t understand.    What click happy monkeys are sustaining these amazing ad numbers?  You have to be full blown retard to click on Facebook’s ads.   Here’s what my Facebook screen looks like.

 

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This is insane and there are 10,000 likes on the Zoosk post! I don’t want to be bombarded by ads but obviously other people do. This is why I think Twitter will have future dominance. You don’t see celebrities on TV saying interact with me on my Facebook page. Twitter delivers news in real time and from certified accounts. Tweets are witty, funny, and personalize the social media experience. People of interest actually can respond to you. Once they nail the advertising game, Facebook will be left in the dust. I get the feeling that Facebook is for the masses and the masses are slow to react to everything. Maybe I’m wrong and people will continue to love Facebook on their mobile devices, but I can’t back something with such little substance.

29 Jan, 2014

Golf’s Frustration in a Hole

By |2014-01-29T13:00:06-05:00January 29th, 2014|Sports|1 Comment

Kauai Lagoons

The Golf Bug

Received this text yesterday:

[blockquote source=”Addasheee”] High of 44 on sat… golfing it is?[/blockquote]

 

Golf’s Declining Nature

There is an article in the WSJ that is titled, “Whoever Said Golf Was Supposed to Be Fun?” that looks into why the sport has lost 5 million players over the past decade, including a 30% drop in golfers age 18-34.  Ambassadors to the sport have created hackgolf.org to try to spur the popularity of golf again by “making it fun” which is what this article points out isn’t why people like golf.

Since conventional ideas of encouraging faster play and youth programs have done little to halt the decline, they are looking for more radical ideas such as GPS nanotechnology golf balls or structure changes to boost golf’s popularity. The problem the game of golf is facing is that it’s perfect the way it is and people just can’t hack it (or afford it).  It’s a game that requires dedication and a commitment to improving skills which require lots of time, patience, and money, which the majority of people don’t have.

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“A slow round of golf is asking a lot of today’s young people, whose idea of fun is probably not six hours of painstaking frustration.”    Golf isn’t fun if you suck at it which is where the focus of these organizations should be.   I’ve been playing since I was 13, I’m now 30, and I can still barely hit the ball where I want it to go (I play at a 15-20).  If you can’t move the ball throughout the holes with any regularity, golf sucks.  How are people supposed to pick up a club and find enjoyment on the course when the learning curve is years?  Understanding that “sucking at golf makes golf suck” is what the representatives have to understand when forming their ideas to inject life back into golf which even with this hurdle, can still be achieved.

The article used a quote about, “superior beings deriving pleasure from things that are difficult and challenging” to describe golfers.   An idea would be to sponsor a “have you got what it takes” campaign aimed at Type A personalities.  I don’t think this is bad but there aren’t enough people who care about being challenged to start picking up golf.  The campaign should be about forgetting life on the golf course or enjoying being outdoors with your friends.  That’s what golf is all about.  We aren’t going to be professional golfers and us hackers know this.  We like basking in the heat with a few brews and hitting that one shot that you’ll remember for the next 5 years.  That feeling and getting away from life is where the enjoyment takes place.  Practicing and improving is the additional level and what makes the sport wonderful the way it is.

Golf Hole in One

 

How to Improve Golf

I perused some of the suggestions on the hackgolf.org and added a few of my own to make the game better:

The Good Ideas

Promote twosomes – I thought a course that only accepted twosomes was a different idea.  Foursomes move slower and I think a smaller more agile group would keep play moving at a faster pace.  You lose the camaraderie because a good foursome is going to be more fun than a twosome, but if courses catered to twosomes, they might find that they have less time of play issues.  Some of the best rounds of golf I’ve played have been with just 2 people flying around the course in under 3 hours.  

Golf facilities should reward under 4 hour rounds – I like the idea of the course giving a discount on your next round if you play properly.  I’ve played with guys who have no incentive to play quickly and they don’t, thus dragging the whole group down.  Slow players kill golf.  When fast golfers get stuck behind slow golfers, no one will have fun.

Affordable – Golf is too expensive.  $75-$100 rounds are more than I want to spend.  Obviously if a course if filled at these numbers, there is no reason to alter it but it certainly doesn’t invite any new players.  Cater days of cheap play to new players and it will help promote the game.  Courses force players to play twilight.

 

Some Bad Ideas:

Make the rules easier or different for Rec players – I’m a stickler for rules and nothing burns me up more than a player saying he shoots 100 and plays by his own rules.  Some people play chess and others play checkers.  I personally don’t care what a player says he shoots by his own rules but creating a new recreational set of rules is out of the question.

Make Balls easier to find – Hate this.  One of the best parts about golf is finding a ball that was supposedly lost.  Hunting for balls is great because it’s a skill that is overlooked.  GPS balls take this attribute away.  Although they would make sure you are always playing your own ball which would be a perk.

Bigger Cups – Putting doesn’t deter golfers.  Ball striking is what adds up numbers.

Less Holes –  There is always the option to play 9.  18 is a great number because you can turn in a horrible front 9 and a majestic back 9.  It cuts up the game nicely.

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The Answer – Education By Fun

Games that promote skill sets for hitting the ball.  There is nothing fun about going to a driving range and hitting balls into a field.  People want to be entertained and this can be done by getting creative to make people practice.  Lose the traditional golf holes and set up crazy practice shots that people can attempt.  This brings fun into it and they practice at the same time.  Once people can get better at ball striking, then they need to be lured to the course with reasonable prices and an experience that doesn’t deter them from the game.  Not everyone is meant to be a golfer but teaching skills that make golf enjoyable is where the heart of the problem lies.

 

28 Jan, 2014

Devising A Plan

By |2016-10-29T13:23:03-04:00January 28th, 2014|My Life|0 Comments

Hypothetically she looked like this with brown hair.

Hypothetically she looked like this with brown hair.

I’ve been hitting the gym on a regular basis and there’s a cute girl who I’ve seen probably the last 4 times I’ve gone which is both good and bad. It’s good because she likes to work out but it’s bad because my schedule isn’t that routine that I go the same time and she’s always there. I get the feeling she may be a gym rat which is better than the complete opposite but I think she’s pretty dedicated.

I’ll run on the treadmill and and I’ve seen her before on the elliptical. She’s stood out to me because she works the machine pretty good for a girl and she’s got a tight body. So I’m getting my run in and after about 2 miles I see her leave the elliptical and she takes a treadmill 3 to my right. Something was wrong with the machine and she had to leap frog a person and take the one right next to me. I’m already midway through my workout so there wasn’t any hello or anything but it was pretty coincidental she ended up right next to me.

Remember, she’s already logged time on the elliptical and now she was pumping out 8.0 mph on the treadmill which is fast for most people let alone a girl who just worked out for at least 15 minutes that I saw. I sweat like a beast on the treadmill so I have to wipe my brow every minute or two which isn’t typical but it’s way better than the opposite. I also watch either the Nature Channel or the Game Show Network when I run so I had on The Chase and Family Feud followed it. As my run was ending I noticed that she went from the news to Family Feud.funny-photos-of-i-may-have-to-start-watching-family-feud-again-240x240 If she didn’t turn to Family Feud, I would have never made this post. It was either once again complete coincidence or she was trying to make a connection. The thing about it is, I wasn’t coming up with any suave opening lines and I’m dripping head to toe and the situation felt weird for a conversation or even an introduction. Considering I’ve seen her 4 times the last 5 days I’ve gone, I think it’s safe to say I’ll see her again. Using Family Feud as the opener would have been pretty good but she also is a work out nut so I could probably work that angle too. The gym’s always been a strange place to pick up chicks in my opinion but the good thing is at least they are trying, or in this case getting, in good shape. Any good gym openers?

I was also dumfounded when Sam and Gourlay had never seen Can’t Hardly Wait so this is a good example of this situation and what I described on Saturday.

55:30 is the exact scene I was referring to. The movie is worth a watch and the JLH kiss scene at the end was never forgotten.

28 Jan, 2014

Your Little Deckers

By |2016-11-03T15:13:47-04:00January 28th, 2014|Videos|0 Comments

A pretty good question on media day.

Reminds me of this scene.

I’ve been a bit off my game since the weekend but I’ll slowly start getting back into it. I’ve wrote before but when I turn a day into an all day drink day, I’m usually 2 or 3 days before my mind starts functioning back to full strength which is a shame because I was full capacity all last week. By Wednesday you can expect posts to be flowing back to normal. Also this company logo link was the funniest I’ve seen in a while.

27 Jan, 2014

Pharrell’s Hat Explodes Twitter

By |2015-05-04T14:49:32-04:00January 27th, 2014|Celeb|0 Comments

This NYtimes article on Pharrell’s hat does a better job documenting the hat than me so it’s probably better if you just read it if you want to know about Pharrell’s hat.  What I want to examine is how a twitter handle dedicated to Pharrell’s hat, a few basic photoshops, and linking the @ at the right celebrities generated 365x more followers in 10 hours than I do in multiple years.  It’s so basic but powerful.

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The first thing this twitter handle did was dedicate itself to one odd thing and named itself that.  Next it did a tremendous job in getting as many pictures of the hat as possible and uploaded them to Twitter.  Then the simple photoshopping of the hat on celebs and tweeting at Katy Perry and Taylor Swift, which then gets RETWEETED by them, makes the handle explode.  The hat looks ridiculous but who on Earth would think that creating a Twitter handle specifically for that would result in thousands of followers.  The only problem with this is that you have to always play into this shtick and there is a way better chance of losing followers instead of gaining them.  Plus your stuck with @Pharrellhat but maybe he wears stupid hats all the time. Nevertheless, I thought that this was pretty interesting how one stupid idea can blast off on Twitter compared to my tweets which are read by less than 10 people.

26 Jan, 2014

Sunday’s Without Football Suck

By |2016-10-29T13:16:38-04:00January 26th, 2014|My Life|0 Comments

I’m not even sure where to begin with in this post.  No football on Sunday’s is awful.  I’m watching Billy Madison and the Hard Charge Mud Run currently and that’s about as low as it gets.  I’ve never realized how much spare time Sunday brings with no football.  Not to mention I feel like a turd from yesterday which is just adding to the boredom.  Yesterday was one of those days that should have been fun but didn’t end up fun.  Sam and Gourlay came over early yesterday and everything was going fine.  We were day drinking and things were good.  The Cohen’s came over and we played a hold em tourny which was also all in good fun.  When we left to go to the concert, I’m not sure what happened.

Evan got me a drink at a bar and then I pretty much disappeared by myself in a wave of people.   I couldn’t see anything and I was pretty shit faced hanging out by myself.  At some point I left, went back, and fell asleep only to get a 2nd wind and start playing some drinking games at around 7pm is my guess.  I passed out after an hour or two of that and then some madness happened that I wasn’t much apart of.  We pissed the neighbors off for an umpteenth time and the new toilet that just got installed on Friday won’t flush properly anymore.  The top step of my stairs is a huge liability and I’m just happy no one got seriously injured.  I can’t even type properly right now and I’m happy to just write anything at this point.  Until tomorrow when I’ll be feeling a bit more chipper.

24 Jan, 2014

Top Comment of the Week

By |2016-10-29T13:12:49-04:00January 24th, 2014|My Brain|1 Comment

I think I’m going to start a new segment called top comment of the week.  Friday seems like the perfect day to initiate it and I wanted to bring an Andrew Gourlay original into the mix.

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On this post about my experience with Netflix and how I did a research paper on it in college, Gourlay threw in this gem:

Gourlay Comment

This is pretty simple and subtle but I think it brings back a lot of memories on school projects that students do throughout their lives.  Evan texted me and said, “Gourlay’s comment on your Netflix post had me cracking”.  This text was enough votes to make his comment top comment of the week.

A Pagoda

A Pagoda

One project that comes to mind that I had was on Pagodas in Ms O’Donnell’s class.  This was my junior year and the class was honors and I was easily the dumbest kid in the class.  Future knowledge tells me that all the kids in this class got into Harvard, Penn, and Yale and I got denied from Penn State just to give you an idea.  My best friend in the class, Dave Kreig, had the religion Shinto for his project and we knew ahead of time that we were screwed because you had to give a presentation in front of the class.  This was pre easy access to internet and I was using websites like Askjeeves and physical books in the library for research.  I had done a horrible job as I did with most projects in comparison to the other students and it was my turn to present.  I did my deal and Splinter 1987_Splinter (our nickname for the teacher because she resembled the rat Splinter from TMNT) asked me what was the most important feature of the Pagoda’s structure.  Naturally I didn’t find that in my research and if I remember correctly it was that they were built to sway but she was dumbfounded that I hadn’t included this tidbit.

This wasn’t even the straw that broke that camel’s back for this honors class for me.  I basically cut and pasted an entire segment from Encarta on Lewis and Clark and turned in a paper.  She returned the paper with a red “see me” on the back and I knew I was fucked.  This was in the 4th quarter with about 6 more weeks of school left and I basically ignored her of the remaining 6 weeks in class and breezed through with a B or C in the class.

Same class and this is so bad (on my part) but she used to leave the answer key on the front of her desk before 10 question quizzes that were worth 10% of your grade each time.  Dave and I would systematically take trips up to sharpen our pencil and get any type of answer we could see off of the answer key.  We used to share the info with the hot girls around us and it made us feel really important but it shows you how stupid I was.  If I didn’t copy off people in high school, my 3.6 final GPA could have easily been in that less than 3.0 range.

I didn’t expect this post to turn into a long winded ramble of high school which makes me think I should make a post on all my childhood projects because I had a lot of fun retelling this one.  Amazing that one comment on Fjords could spur so much useless knowledge.

24 Jan, 2014

A Phila Glove Shortage

By |2014-01-24T13:46:14-05:00January 24th, 2014|My Brain|1 Comment

Tomorrow at the Radio 104.5 Winter Jam it is going to be ice cold.  20-30 mile wind gusts in 30 degree, that’s a high,  weather is going to leave a lot of freezing people.  If the plan is to drink beer at the concert, having gloves is an absolute must.  So today I decided to pick up a pair because my top of the line Nike running gloves were stolen while inside my coat that was also thieved.  I went to Target in the Snyder Plaza which is an absolute cluster fuck of activity.  People are walking everywhere and the parking lot lanes are not even straight so there is all this weaving and potential disaster around every corner.  Anyway, I picked up an air mattress pump and a winter hat when I noticed that I couldn’t find any gloves.  I looked for a solid 15 minutes and even was perusing the kiddie and woman’s section before finally abandoning this search.  I drove over to Marshall’s and they were out as well.  My last chance was Modell’s and they only had youth gloves.  Are you fucking kidding me?

A fresh JRP cheese steak.  I sloppily added the ketchup.

A fresh JRP cheese steak. I sloppily added the ketchup.

I left in disgust and went to pick up my John’s Roast Pork cheese steak (the best in the city and I did just eat a Jim’s the other day and it’s no comparison) and was basically freaking out because I wouldn’t be able to drink beer properly during the concert.  I still have 20 or so hours to figure out a solution so I’m not all that worried but who on Earth would think that there would be a glove shortage?  There are plenty of socks and hats but stores are caught off guard by something as simple as gloves.  It’s cold, people need gloves, get it together.  This isn’t even the first arctic blast.

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