Paul Walker Is Dead

I found a few tweets that I thought were worth sharing.

He probably was one of the coolest white people.

I couldn’t tell if this was a hidden joke or serious.

Yeah, it doesn’t work that way.

Agreed, that this does seem strange. Shopped?

By |2013-12-03T08:11:09-05:00November 30th, 2013|Celeb|0 Comments

Rate the Katy Perry Shop

Some color changes to a Katy Perry picture

Some color changes to a Katy Perry picture

I’m sure people who view this web site regularly will think it’s pretty weird that I use Katy Perry in my Photoshop attempts but you have to understand that I have to practice to get better and she serves as a good model. Combine this with the idea that she probably gets searched more than anyone beside Gaga and Rihanna and this gives me hope for an influx of traffic. This would actually be a tad bit incorrect thinking based on past results and the incredible traffic I received from Brandi Passante a few years back. That traffic hit me because there weren’t a lot of other pictures in cyberspace about Brandi. Katy Perry probably has millions which would leave anything I do in the depths. Nevertheless, I still have to continue practicing and she works out fine. Call me a creep, I don’t mind. This was actually two backgrounds combined which is more advanced than what I was doing before. Give me another month and I’ll start producing some finer work.

Messing around with Photoshop and using Katy Perry as my model.

Messing around with Photoshop and using Katy Perry as my model.

By |2013-11-26T20:10:22-05:00November 26th, 2013|Celeb, Photoshop|1 Comment

Name That Celebrity

I have no idea if this is too challenging, too easy, or too stupid, but it gives me a chance to mess around with Photoshop. My personal feeling is that it’s far too easy but I think that could be because I know who they are. Reverse google image won’t work either so don’t try.

FemaleTVStar (600 x 452)

? MaleAuthor

Sports Athlete?

Sex Symbol?

By |2013-11-25T18:53:37-05:00November 25th, 2013|Celeb|5 Comments

Oh Lorde!

LORDE

The way my entries arrive isn’t an exact science. Sometimes I know I haven’t posted in a while and I come across something moderately interesting and decide to post it. Other times my mind will produce 5 blog worthy topics in a day that I write down and then execute them over the next couple days. This entry has been a draft for a month now and it was only an idea that I thought would be a good topic. It was going to be about how 16 year old Lorde is rhyming about “gold teeth, grey goose, trippin’ in the bathroom”, and how there is no way she could have come up with those lyrics and how other people are writing her lyrics to make her famous. I held off on writing it because I didn’t have much material other than that thought. Fortunately I read her 2 page piece in the newest Rolling Stone which provided a much clearer perspective of how a 16 year old how becomes a global celebrity.

Lorde isn’t your typical 16 year old. The Rolling Stone Interviewer started with this question, “This might be a weird question – I don’t know if anyone ever feels their real age, but do you feel 16?” This was the leading question to the interview and I’m sure Rob Tannenbaum put some thought behind it. Her response, “That’s one of those questions I get asked in every interview, and everyone precedes it with the kind of thing you’ve just said.” The interviewer asked her how annoying was it to for everyone to ask how you feel being 16, she said, “I’m going to say a solid seven, People will be super-fucking patronizing and talk to me as though I’m a child and I can’t make my own decisions.” Lorde is mature for her age and her family background can explain some of this.

Her mother, Sonja Yelich, is an award winning poet who has been included in the Best New Zealand Poems anthology series four times. That explains where the lyrics come from. She also doesn’t go to school anymore and her answer on why seems to make perfect sense to me, “I don’t know how school’s going to go… I read and write so much anyway I don’t feel I’m particularly missing out.” “I’ve been taking drama classes since I was, like, five, and I’m, like, a fucking killer public speaker. I”m pretty good at turning it on.” After reading this I started to understand that she’s got a set of wits on her that doesn’t jive with a 16 year old. The rest of the interview regarding her take on music and the industry backed up this idea.

I was blown away with her thought on song structure, “I wanted to bend the song around the lyric, as opposed to vice versa, kind of squashing the words in there. The syllables have to match up!” This concept is a leading idea behind what creates quality music vs catchy music. Most pop music centers around the beat and chorus and lyrics are secondary. Think Katy Perry. Lorde is putting thoughfult lyrics behind music and also making it catchy, AT 16! Her take on success and how it happens is also grown up, “It’s weird, because, when you’re in the early stages of a project, it’s so pure – you’re like, “this will never be tainted. Then you get further on and your like, ‘I want people to hear this record, so I’ve got to do something to support it.’ I put my music out with no kind of commercial expectation and found out I was a pop star. The “pureness” in the process of her understanding the music industry is wonderful to see.

I was impressed throughout the entire article and even more impressed when she said, “I’m really interested in the Ivy Leagues, the final clubs, all the really old-money families, the concept of old money.” What? What 16 year old is fascinated with old money. So freaking bizarre because I’ve never gotten one step past old money being old. That’s it. Who gets quizzical about how old money came to be? She may be beamed down and is posing as a little girl because her wisdom is years beyond her age. Obviously anyone who goes into speaking with her expecting a typical teenage conversation is in for a little surprise.

By |2013-11-04T08:34:30-05:00November 3rd, 2013|Celeb, Music|0 Comments

Don Jon on Howard Stern

Don Jon Promo

The movie Don Jon is written and directed by Joseph Gordon Levitt and he was interviewed on the Howard Stern show today. The interview went for about 45 minutes and Levitt came off as a genuinely likeable guy. He was there to promote the movie Don Jon which took him 5 years to get onto the big screen. It stars Gordon Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, and Tony Danza. It’s about a bro, who resembles the my new haircut or Dom Mazzetti type guy, and he has some issues balancing life and a porn addiction. It’s hard to say how much the porn addiction comes into play but they are running clips for it during pornhub videos so I assume they know their target audience. The ad is pretty funny when it shows Don Jon spanking it and the camera zooms to a male pornstar’s face and the thought process that takes place. Levitt tries to appeal to both male and females because the counter part of the movie is that Scarlett is addicted to romantic comedies and I assume she expects real life to be as it is in a movie. The movie received a 7.5 on IMDB and is set to hit theaters on 9/27/13.

That’s the brief write up of the movie but I thought the interview was well done by Howard as usual. You could tell that Levitt was really gracious and couldn’t stop saying how thankful he was when Howard said he liked the movie. Howard’s generally not a dick to big named guests so whether he was being genuine or not was tough to tell but I think he was. The interview touched on Levitt as a child actor in 3rd Rock From the Sun to some indie films he did to making it big with Inception, Lincoln and The Dark Knight Rises. Levitt went into his time on set with Spielberg and Daniel Day Lewis on Lincoln and that was a good story. He described Daniel Day Lewis as never leaving character during the movie filming which I thought was funny and Spielberg having an uncanny ability of catching the right energy and moment with the camera. Levitt wouldn’t discuss his personal life which I thought was admirable although doesn’t make for the best interview. Howard knows this. Overall though I could see how Levitt could develop some dick head qualities being a child actor and probably feeling entitled to the world but that wasn’t the case at all. He seemed like a hard working guy who did a good job of moving up the ranks. It was also revealed that he smokes more weed that you’d think.

By |2013-09-24T12:29:55-04:00September 24th, 2013|Celeb, Movies|0 Comments

Naked Broads are Acceptable in Pop Culture

Lady Gaga has done something else that is unusual by baring it all in this video. To quote billboard “Lady Gaga has teamed with Serbian performance artist Marina Abramovic for a bizarre tutorial/testimonial video in which the singer chants, stands in a river, walks blindly in a field and spoons a giant crystal.” It’s both a bizarre (She has 2 penises on her head at 1 minute) and annoying (the chanting will drive you nuts) video. Her tits aren’t too shabby though and she’s in great shape.

Gaga in the Marina Abramovic kickstarter art project acting goofy.

Gaga in the Marina Abramovic kickstarter art project.


Let’s not forget the Blurred Lines video where Emily Ratajkowski stole the show with her slamming body and huge rack (this post was fun to make). The song was the summer smash and I’m sure this video had something to add onto the catchy nature of this tune. Who knows if it would have been as popular without Emily’s jiggling funbags.

Justin Timberlake tried to outdo Robin “I’m So” Thicke with the Tunnel Vision video which didn’t seem to have the same effect. It’s basically a video shoot with some naked girls dancing around to a song that makes you want to fall asleep. It’s 7 minutes long and I could barely watch 2 even with the nakedness going on. The internet has desensitized me.

There is obviously a theme going on here that naked women sell! It’s nice to see our culture move from the 1900’s when one piece bathing suits (she was arrested in 1907 for indecency for this piece) weren’t allowed, to baring it all is accepted and proving that sex isn’t as big of a deal as it used to be. The one negative impact is that all women are going to think they need to look like these women and that obviously is bad for self esteem. Keeping everyone covered up allows the imagination to take place but reality can be harsh. Society still hasn’t accepted the exposed dick yet but at this rate, who the hell knows. I’m not sure where to draw the line between art and this is getting out of hand but you can expect this to continue to “be improved” or one upped. Either way, I’m not complaining about this current trend, long live the naked body.

Here is Emily Ratajowski, from Blurred Line video, looking fine as hell.

By |2016-10-28T15:23:46-04:00August 8th, 2013|Celeb|0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston Sucks

Truth.

Truth.

Jennifer Aniston obviously has good qualities like perfect hair, gorgeous face, and smoking body but she still completely sucks. I can’t quite lay my finger on it but I think it’s that she gets all these great roles and is borderline average time after time. She was fine in Friends because she didn’t have the lead and that role fit her better because she was out of the way. She steals the show as a side piece and makes you want to jump out of a building when she’s constantly getting the attention and talking. All the press on her personal life also makes me dislike her more. I really don’t care whoever she’s banging and if she wasn’t so damn pretty the rest of the world wouldn’t either. Producers should use her as they did with Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month. If you’ve seen that movie you’ll know that they limited her speaking roles as much as possible.

So it doesn’t seem like I’m just making a post to knock Aniston and find a reason to make a gallery with her hottest photos, I’m going to list the movies of her’s that I’ve seen and throw the grade down next to each movie. The first letter will be the grade of the movie and the second her acting in it. My thought is that she lacks emotion and I never come out of her movies like she was trying. She was great in Horrible Bosses as a slut and I think that must be the role she was born to play. See trailer below to back up this point.

Office Space – A, C
The Good Girl – B, B
Bruce Almighty – B-, C
Along Came Polly – C, D
The Break-up – D, E
Horrible Bosses – D, A

This upcoming movie looks even worse than anything she’s ever done. That stripping scene though probably is worth the cost of admission.

By |2016-10-28T15:23:53-04:00July 29th, 2013|Celeb|1 Comment

OJ Is Always Relevant

OJ Simpson

Fox News – OJ has spent the last 5 years in a correctional facility for his attempted “theft” of sports memorabilia. His charges were criminal conspiracy, kidnapping, assault, robbery, and using a deadly weapon. On December 5, 2008, Simpson was sentenced to a total of thirty-three years in prison with the possibility of parole after about nine years, in 2017. This news story was 5 years after the incident and OJ expressing regret constitutes front page news. I particularly loved that he is described as an “upstanding inmate who earns pennies an hour keeping gym equipment sanitized and umpiring and coaching games in the prison yard.” I feel for OJ.

I read the book called, IF I Did It, which is a hypothetical confession. The rights were given to the Goldman family but it was written by OJ and supposedly the truth. The foreword by the Goldman family was boring and unnecessary. The following chapters, written by OJ, were the meat and potatoes and a page turning affair. He obviously described himself as a caring husband who did nothing but golf (it’s ridiculous how much golf he played) and Nicole as a drug crazed, psychotic woman. I found this to be honest. The description of the murder was detailed, except for the actual murdering, as he invented a second character called Eddie and used the “I blacked out” during what happened excuse. I concluded that it must have been Eddie that did the murders from this books viewpoint except that OJ never even draws that conclusion at any point. The book is basically a confession because I’m fairly certain Eddie didn’t exist. The description of the Bronco chase was interesting too because he had planned to kill himself at some point and was so enraged with what the media was reporting about him that he changed his mind because they were all lies. He was heavily on medication during that time period and basically lived the aftermath of the murders on drugs. It was a captivating read, at least OJ’s story told by him. Everything else was unreadable.

I thought the book was a realistic, truthful representation of the way OJ felt things unfolded. I believe that 95% of what he wrote in that book was legit and he did make it seem like Nicole was a screwball on drugs such as coke. Obviously I couldn’t ever say that she should be killed for being a woman on drugs but OJ was dealing with an emotional, unstable female – his description. He made it quite apparent how many times she went back and forth on whether they should be together or apart. They divorced at one point and then were making efforts trying to get back together constantly which was odd. She’d call him at all hours talking about her boyfriends and other nonsensical issues. How it got to the point of killing 2 people is where the OJ fascination lies. He should have been found guilty at that trial because he definitely did it. As so, he should still be, and is, behind bars but his side of the story makes him come off as a guy who made one itsy bitsy mistake, killing 2 people. We can all relate, no?

By |2013-07-26T12:01:48-04:00July 26th, 2013|Celeb|1 Comment

Stigma, Stages, and Steroids

Rudy Gay Can’t See
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Yahoo Sports – This great story comes from Rudy Gay who has a phobia of putting things in his eyes and swallowing pills. This off season he got Lasik to correct a stigma in his left eye. I don’t know if I’m relieved that Gay can see again or mesmerized that he was as good as he was with bad eye sight. Rudy Gay on his vision problems: ‘It was terrible. I could hardly get my license’. You shoot 3 pointers for a living and you can’t see the rim? He is going to make 37 million dollars over the next two years and he got that contract with the inability to see properly. Unbelievable. He’s not a sniper by any means shooting 45% from the floor and a mediocre 34% from downtown for his career but this is remarkable considering this story. Who else wants to bet Rudy becomes a top 10 player next year?

Zimmerman Stages Becoming a Hero
George Zimmerman
USA Today – George Zimmerman helped rescue a family from an overturned SUV four days after the verdict, the Seminole County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement Monday. I knew this guy was a hero! How on Earth does this happen? A man whose reputation will forever be tarnished has all of a sudden AGAIN taking on the role of a hero. I swear this wasn’t by accident. Zimmerman has probably been scheming of ways to fall back into society’s good graces and this is just the start. I expect him to start saving children from disease, erecting shelters, and feeding all of Africa. Anyone else believe this news story?

Ryan Braun Made a Huge Mistake

Roids?

Roids?


USA Today – Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun has been suspended without pay for the rest of the season, a 65-game ban announced Monday by Major League Baseball in what appears to be the first salvo in the league’s fight against players allegedly tied to the Biogenesis lab. One thing should not be forgotten and this is if you cheat, you will get caught. Even if you don’t get caught, you won’t be able to live with cheating. Ryan Braun should be kicked out of baseball. He did the #1 thing that you shouldn’t do once you get caught and that is lie. People forgive you if you tell the truth, they hate you if you lie. Liars don’t deserve a second chance because it’s actually their 3rd chance. The first chance is not cheating, the 2nd is coming clean when you get caught. Stories like this and Lance, Gay, Bonds, and the rest of them are sad for sports and sadder for mankind. You are a disappointing role model and you should be whisked away into oblivion never to be heard of again.

By |2013-07-23T14:00:34-04:00July 23rd, 2013|Celeb, Sports|2 Comments

The American Dream – You Have To Be Asleep To Believe It

George Carlin told it how it is and I couldn’t agree more. Sadly, with my limited experience, other places on this globe are way worse off. I feel the way that George Carlin feels but I also fall into the category that I”m stupid enough to be content with everything. Am I supposed to start a crusade against big business? Join the Occupy Wall Street protest? The rich get richer and the poor keep taking it up the ass. That’s how it works and it won’t change during our lifetime. How can you possibly justify a CEO of a company making 25 million dollars? How does Victor Cruz complain that he should be paid more than his 41 million dollars over 4 years? He’s not even the guy making the big bucks?! The owners and company’s involved are the people making the money. It is an unfair world we live in where work doesn’t equate to a standardized wage. There is no equality whatsoever in America yet that’s what our country preaches. Don’t piss on me and tell me it’s raining.

By |2013-07-18T16:32:02-04:00July 18th, 2013|Celeb, Videos|0 Comments

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