About Tom Stortz

Enjoying my last few responsibility free years left.

10 Mind Blowing Technologies of the Future

Apple-Siri10. Super Smart Assistants – Projects like IBM’s Watson and Cycorp’s CYC have brought AI skills for learning and reasoning to another level. However the best is yet to come, as experts predict that computers will increase in power by 50 to 100 times by 2030. Starting a new age of super smart assistants allowing humanity to be more efficient in work and research.

Humans will develop smarter AI and an I Robot situation will take place.

 

vactrain19. Hypersonic Trains – China is testing a concept called Super Maglev that could reach 1,800 mph. The train is encapsulated in a vacuum tube and would run on solar power. It’s immune to air resistance and weather conditions. A similar project in the US has begun and could be achieved as early as 2040.

I have no problem with faster travel.  If it’s safe and fast, it will be accepted in society.

buergy_hwd8. Wearable Computers – Create virtual realities and scan the world with detailed information like a real explorers tool to handling all communication.

Google Glass is already accomplishing this.  Soon we will all be wearing computers getting real time information on everything we see.  Enhancing reality has its ups and downs.

3D-House-490x2737. Advanced 3-D Printing – 3D printing is now called, “the Second Industrial Revolution”. Printers have printed a 2,500 square foot house in just 24 hours.

I think this is amazing and will revolutionize the world.  I just bought 50 shares of SSYS for my retirement account.  

ear6. Lab-Grown Organs – They grow organs from cells. Ears, noses, and even a brain are in development. This will change the lives of people missing partial or full organs, and avoiding most risk of rejection.

Seems neat.  If you can re-create kidneys, livers, and anything else, people will live longer.  

tlou5. Super Immersive Gaming – Now bigger than the movie and music industries, video games will become the major source of entertainment in the future. Game controllers are thought to disappear within the next 10 years in favor of “haptic touch” technology, allowing users to touch virtual objects.

Living in a virtual reality is what people with low self esteem have always hoped for.  Lose yourself in the game.  I don’t see how this helps society.

deka_arm4. Bionic Arms – From “I Limbs” to the titan arm, a new upper-body exoskeleton that can double the average person’s strength. Prosthetics should appear human like and unnoticeable within the next 20 years and be controlled by a person’s mind.

This would be horrible if it malfunctioned with my penis in my hand.

google-driverless-car3. Driverless Cars – Driverless cars could be on the market as soon as 2015. Google’s driverless cars have now driven more than 700,000 miles without a single accident. This should lead to a future with less pollution, fewer accidents, and the pleasure to drive only remaining for leisure.

 A horrible way to go if the car drove you off a cliff.
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2. Holographic Technology – The prospect of holding holograms in the palm of the hand remains but a dream to this day. The next step in 3d is already on the way as Ostendo, a California company, recently announced a tiny projector, able to show 3d holograms that don’t require glasses to be seen, and a plan to release 5000 PPI hologram projection phones in 2015. This could lead to restoring sight to the blind or bringing your doctor directly inside your body.

I’m already freaked out enough by real life.  Lifelike holograms aren’t going to help this.
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1. Eternal Life – Advanced technologies like the “human regenerator” engineered by a German company are in progress to find ways to keep wealthy people in good health, and looking good. New research even led scientists to predict that we should be capable of turning the clock back in the 2020’s. A Harvard study also found that altering DNA in mice could have a Benjamin Button effect.

This would be the best and worth thing for people.  Wealthy people living forever and poor people dying.  A debate would be waged forever after.

 

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By |2014-08-10T09:33:01-04:00August 10th, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

Easy Golf Money

Henrik is going off at 7-1 right now which means that my bet is a huge winner after round 1. Rory is obviously the huge favorite as he’s probably the best player and been red hot. I watched him hit one OB on 10 and get a double bogey, get a bogey on the next hole to put him even, and then birdie 5 of the next 7 holes like a douchebag. He’s the only one standing between me and 300 bones. Louie won the long drive if that means anything. He shot a 57 once.

At Mossel Bay, Oosthuizen has shot 59 and 57. “The 59 was better,” the club’s manager, Bertu Nel, said on Sunday. “Tougher conditions. Word got out that he was shooting a low score, and 50 or 60 members came out to see him finish. He had to make a putt from off the green for 59, and he did. He has what we call BMT—big match temperament.”

Henrik and Louie to win the PGA

Henrik and Louie to win the PGA

By |2014-08-08T08:00:59-04:00August 8th, 2014|Sports|2 Comments

Spreading Disease By Handshakes

Millions of germs are being spread to each party.

Millions of germs are being spread to each party.

In an article I read about whether a fist pound should replace the handshake, I decided that there are too many people on the planet.   The hand shake has been utilized since the 5th century.  I personally have shaken thousands of hands in my lifetime and would attribute getting sick from that process 0 times.  2 days ago I watched an 80 year old man cough into his hand and I STILL shook it as I left his office.  Fist pounding is a pussy’s way of replacing  a hand shake.  Germs?  From a hand?  Like I shake your hand that is full of germs, it spreads to my hand, and then I start touching my eyeball and infect my eyes with your germs?  This is what I’m scared of?

The article posted is from the Washington Post which is a reputable source of information.  Spreading this information is more infectious than germs from a handshake.  Take a look at this chart:

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Less contact means less germs. A fist bump is safer. No shit! The safeness of a handshake is about 99% and a fist bump is about 99.5%. The media spreads this information and starts freaking people out that they can’t touch each others hands anymore. Soon we’ll all be walking around in plastic bubbles because it’s safer.

Don't google weird diseases.

Don’t google weird diseases.

This is toxic information that spreads because of too many people with nothing to do. Their job is to create information to concern the people reading it. The info has no bearing on anything. 100 years ago did people give a fuck about touching each others hands? They weren’t even banging with condoms to give you an idea of how scared they were of diseases. Our society has gotten wacky with pointless information.

After reading this post I’ll probably die from contamination from a hand shake.

By |2014-08-08T07:46:50-04:00August 8th, 2014|My Brain|1 Comment

Durham, Nc

I woke up at 6 and got my complementary 2x2x2 breakfast at Ihop.  It was tasty and I left a 5 dollar tip.  I had one business visit that could result in a home run but time will tell.  I drove from Alexandria to Durham in the 8 hour day and that’s where the fun began.

I checked into a Sleep Inn smoking room, the only room as available, for 80 bucks.  I got to the room and it was unbearable.  I sort of knew I didn’t want a smoking room but didn’t know how bad it would be.  I turned on the AC and left to take a run around Lake Crabtree.

Lake Crabtree was big but how big was it?  I started running around the outside and was trail running until I hit a mile mark.  I stumbled on some deer and freaked them out the same way they did to me.  I saw a 2 mile mark, then a 3, then a 4.  At this point I was unsure how big this freaking lake was.  At 5 I was tired and knew I could no longer turn around. At the 6.5 mile mark I made it back to where I started with a sigh of relief.  I went back to the Sleep Inn sweaty.

I decided it wasn’t worth staying in my smoke room so I showered and left.  I told the clerk I was leaving and he checked the room.  He said I used it and checked in after 4 so there was nothing he could do.  I left without a fight.  I went across the street to make sure I could get a room and called Jake at Sleep Inn back.  I told him I was disputing the charges and he amazingly said he’d see what he could do.  10 minutes later he said he could move me to a non smoking room.  “Too late” as I sit here in my king bed and non smoking room at the Comfort Inn suites for 20 more bucks.  I got Bojangles for dinner and the lemonade is awesome.  I also saw the Duke campus and threw up some pics on Instagram to the right.  Until tomorrow

By |2016-10-29T12:53:57-04:00August 5th, 2014|My Life|0 Comments

Alexandria, Va

Touché to Bud’s comment on an alligator not being a crocodile. I even thought about what a gator was and didn’t think to change it. Also I’m typing this on my phone, while dropping a deuce, and it has to be the most idiotic way to post an entry. If this is how you usually post Gourlay, the picture gets clearer on the status of your genius.

I’m in Alexandria, Va and am in the minority. White people are like 10% around where I’m staying. No big deal. I also heard the song bubbly on 2 outdoor speakers which was odd.

I got the chance to golf after my trip yesterday and almost hit my second hole in 1. I also played the back 9 in 42 minutes with a cart. Then I went to this wacky bird sanctuary to go for a run and the place wasn’t made for running. That’s what happens when you gps park.

By |2016-10-29T12:58:10-04:00August 5th, 2014|My Life|3 Comments

Now I’m Angry!

WACKY GATORSGold star to you if you read the title in the voice of the crocodile from Wacky Gator. I don’t use the word livid very often but I’m livid at what happened to my PNC bank card. After having my debit card for over a year, the magnetic strip wore out and it wouldn’t swipe in the ATM. I called PNC and requested a new card. It took 3 days and I was supplied with a brand spanking new card. Yesterday, a total of having the card for 10 days, it wouldn’t swipe. I’m a problem solver and Sherlock Holmes’d the shit out this.

This is how I keep the cards in my wallet.

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The problem with this is that whenever I take a card from behind another card, the raised numbers on the card swipe against the magnetic strip of the card in front. This caused the strip to become nicked and thus not work. This brand new card was ruined in less than two weeks.

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This is a major inconvenience because I can’t get money and am going away for a few days. I have to find a PNC in an area that I’m not familiar with and withdraw money or pay everything by credit card which I’m sure people do. This does mean that I won’t be blogging for the next few days so don’t expect anything.

By |2014-08-03T11:00:40-04:00August 3rd, 2014|My Brain|1 Comment

McKayla Maroney Working Twitter

Who takes these pics of her? A few months ago there was a big disagreement between Pres and Big Cat from Barstool about whether she knew what she was doing when she was posting all her provocative pictures. Pres thought she absolutely was posting pictures to raise the penis and Big Cat said she was just an immature girl. After this last tweet, Big Cat finally gave in.

The one thing to point out about McKalya is that she won silver in vault at the Olympics. This isn’t some bimbo like Kim Kardashian doing this for the attention. This can however be debated. For me it’s half and half. She’s only 18 and is pretty green to the world so I don’t think she knows exactly what she’s doing. On the other hand, she must love the attention because “she keeps throwing haymakers.” Judge for yourself.

mckaylamaroney

A bit low cut

 

mckaylaatcoachells

That is a sultry look.

mckaylaonabike

Going with the immature side here.

mckaylabikinishot

This is just unfair.

mckaylatights

Makes me think she knows what she’s doing.

mckayla4thofjuly

Haymaker city here.

mckaylalowtop

Why show this much?

 

mckaylapaddleboard

Case closed. She knows.

By |2016-10-28T15:25:26-04:00August 1st, 2014|Boobs|0 Comments

What Most People Care About

In order to get a lot of attention, a topic must be about something that everyone cares about it. With millions of subjects to choose from, it’s not surprising that there are only a few constants. Anyone who is good at marketing will recognize these and probably be able add more. The topics are death, killing, sex, and money.

 

Death

death_skull_bonesThe greatest mystery of life.  What happens after you die?  No one knows the answer to this and it will continue to be the best asked question in the universe aside from how was everything created.   An interesting facet about death is that people will judge you on how you die.  If you live to be 85 and die of old age, thumbs up.  If you die at 45 with a needle in your arm, people label you as a drug addict.  Suicide is intriguing but not respected.  Not dying is the #1 life priority in my book and thus deserves much attention.  MLK wouldn’t approve of my last sentence.

[dropcap background=”yes” color=”#333333″]A man who won’t die for something is not fit to live. – MLK
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Killing

murder_mystery-puzzleKilling get eyeballs because people have to ask, what were the motives?  What drove them to this ultimate extreme?  Not surprising that killing leads to the #1 topic people care about most, death.  The most famous murder trial, OJ Simpson, garnered the attention of 100 million citizens when the verdict was read.  The topic becomes elevated when you understand that 99% of people don’t admit to killing because society frowns upon death.  So determining whether someone killed something is half the fun.  This starts to involve lying, trickery, and general slippery nature which draws people in as well.  How many popular TV shows revolve around killing?

 

Sex

Making people relate to sex is a wonderful mind spinner.  The thought of sex plays on the human mind more than any other topic.  Anytime a man looks at a woman his first thought is how does she look?  Why does he care how she looks?  Only one reason, would I have sex with her?  Sex sells.  Look at this YouTube thumbnail.  You think fails get 4 million views?

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The other point is that you need visual comparisons to equate to yourself so you have to pay attention to what is going on.  If this guy is landing this girl, then you must be doing something wrong.  Sex than starts selling into your physical appearance, what clothes you wear, and general life philosophy.  Using sex to play with the human mind is one of the most effective techniques to sales.

 

Money

He looks helpful

He looks helpful

You need money in this world to survive.  If you don’t have it you live under an overpass and eat 99 cent cheeseburgers if you’re lucky.  Telling people that you can improve their financial position puts the mouse wheel in motion.  Want to make 1,000 dollars working from your desk?  Most people would answer yes and continue listening.  Money makes the bottom of this list because there are some people that don’t care about money because they either have enough of it or don’t feel they need more of it.  Most people aren’t so lucky.

  1. [dropcap background=”yes” color=”#333333″]Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don’t want..to impress people that they don’t like. –Will Rogers[/dropcap]

 

 

By |2014-08-01T10:55:48-04:00August 1st, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

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