18 Aug, 2011

Faces of Death

By |2016-11-01T23:32:59-04:00August 18th, 2011|My Brain|13 Comments

I came across a few pictures of some murderers who don’t exactly look like murderers. I’ll start with a few examples of well known murderers to give the stereotype and than the quiz at the end of potential killers.

Charles Manson
His first murder was that of Sharon Tate, wife of director Roman Polanski. The next was the LaBianca family. He was sentenced to death but later reduced to life imprisonment. He was a music lover who believed that the “Beatles’” were prophets sent to earth to warn of an upcoming revolution.

Ted Kaczynski
Known as the UnaBomber. From 1978 to 1995, Kaczynski sent 16 bombs to targets including universities and airlines, killing three people and injuring 23.

Jared Loughner
He’s an American man who is charged with a shooting in Tucson, Arizona that killed six people. The shooting also left 14 others injured, including U.S. Representative Gabrielle Giffords.

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Above are 3 pictures of deranged lunatics. Here are some pictures and it’s your job to decide if they are murderers or not.

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18 Aug, 2011

New York, New York

By |2011-08-18T07:52:19-04:00August 18th, 2011|My Life|1 Comment

I actually headed all the way to Connecticut but New York was my biggest headache. I woke up at 5:00am on Wednesday to see a few customers to the North. The real reason for the trip was to see the operations of a business associate in Connecticut. That appointment was at 1pm so I decided I’d see some other customers along the route. I had a few stops in Trenton and Plainfield NJ and than I had the wonderful experience of driving through the Lincoln Tunnel. It wasn’t atrocious but my GPS lost the satellite signal in the tunnel and when I came out I was presented with a few options and I had to guess because the GPS was calculating. This put me in the heart of NYC at 9:30 in the morning and it was nightmarish. I’d drive one block every few minutes. People are everywhere crossing streets and crossing guards probably have the worst job in the world. Jobs that require driving like UPS, USPS and delivery drivers in NYC probably have nearly the worst job ever. At one point an Ambulance put on it’s lights and I was in a line to go through the Queens tunnel and I couldn’t move for the guy which was a panic. Eventually I got out and I had a customer on Long Island and than I went to White Plains, New York. My key stop was at 1pm in CT which I arrived exactly at 1.

To sum things up, I got to see the inter-workings of how a 5 million dollar company is run by 4-5 people. It was interesting to see and I’m hopeful that I’ll be able to apply some of the same principals to my business. After that visit I could have stayed over night but I decided just to drive home. We have customers in MA or VT I could have seen but that would have taken me extra hours and extra time so I said it was enough. My way back was fine until I hit, take a guess, NYC. This time the GPS had me going through Queens then over the George Washington bridge. Queens was a nightmare driving as it was complete chaos and than it took an hour to get over the bridge until I had to sit in more traffic on the Turnpike. The ride back from CT to home took about 4 hours and I was starting to lose it towards the end. I narrowly missed getting hit about 3 times at various sections. I was ecstatic to get back. I proceeded to sleep 12 hours as I was completely beat from the day.

I think following a GPS is extremely interesting. Now, I would be completely lost without it but I wonder how often it takes the right route. For it’s few downsides, it’s upside is huge. I know when I’m going to arrive, I rarely get lost and I can map a route so much easier than using a map. I can’t imagine how people did business trips 20 years ago.

16 Aug, 2011

McDonald’s Milk Shake vs Au Naturel

By |2011-08-16T22:59:09-04:00August 16th, 2011|My Brain|0 Comments

As a youth I had an affinity towards ice cream, specifically McDonald’s milk shakes. One of the best parts of my life was when Bud Schmidt and I would get a nugget meal from McDonald’s and washed it down with a shake before our Playoff baseball games. I also used to have a bowl of ice cream after dinner every night when I was growing up. Nance would buy this chocolate flavor mixed with these peanut butter sections and it was unreal. Then I moved to cookies and cream and Oreo Blizzards in High School. Now I rarely eat ice cream at all. I think it was because in college I just would never eat dessert and now I don’t really care for the taste plus I know it’s bad for you. Considering I eat fast food whenever I please the last point might not have much validity but still it’s a mind thing. I’m not saying I never do but when I do it’s really just treating myself every so often. There’s the background, now the point of this post.

Down in Cape May this past weekend I went to an ice cream shoppe and bought a milk shake. It was in a 20-24 oz cup and it cost me over 5 bucks. It was made with real ice cream and real milk and blended in front of me. Obviously I thought this was expensive for a milk shake but I wasn’t freaking out over it. I drank it down and it tasted fine but I wasn’t blown away at a steep 5 dollar bill. Tonight I waited in line at McDonald’s and ordered a 2.69 cents medium, vanilla milk shake. They asked me if I wanted a cherry and whipped cream and I politely declined. I think this is a marketing ploy to fill up less of the shake. Anyway, it was delicious. It blew the real shake out of the water. Plus it was cheaper. I don’t care if I’m drinking artificial tasting cream and sugar. It was magnificent and it was worth every health risk. I’m giving McDonald’s two major thumbs up for a great tasting, great priced product. It’s 550 calories by the way. Winner, winner chicken dinner. Just and FYI to close, Wendy’s was selling a large lemonade for 2.50+!?!? Who is going to pay that for lemonade when I can have a delicious milk shake!

16 Aug, 2011

A comment to get comments

By |2011-08-16T17:23:35-04:00August 16th, 2011|My Brain|3 Comments

I know I’m constantly whining about comments and I just want to throw something out there. A way of measuring how good your post is, is seeing how many comments you get. Now, sometimes a shitty post can get one retarded comment and than more retarded comments and that would disprove me whole theory but generally getting readers involved in your site is a good way to create loyalty and to enhance the experience from coming to the website. Here is my question. Do you read the comments on my posts? If it shows one comment on the post, do you click to see what it says? My personal feeling is that I’m always interested in what someone else wrote about the post even if I had little interest. Reading what other people feel about an entry not only gives insight to the entry but insight into the person making the comment. Comments are a way for the reader to shine. I promise you, 9 times out of 10, people who come to the site read the comments on the post if there are any. You have the power to make my blog more interesting but most of my posts go left without a comment. If you’ve been lurking and reading this blog for years, you are earning an F in the participation of this class. People get scared to comment because they think people are judging them? I’m not asking for every person to comment on every post but if you enjoyed the entry, disagree with me, think I’m spot on, etc… it makes my blog better.

16 Aug, 2011

Hilary Duff gets stuffed

By |2016-11-01T23:34:01-04:00August 16th, 2011|Celeb|1 Comment

Hilary Duff is pregnant at the age of 23 to a hockey player named Mike Comrie. I don’t know when hockey players became the best husbands but they certainly find some hot pieces of ass. Candace Cameron found Pavel Bure, Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher and Willa Ford married Mike Modano. I’m guessing girls just go for the rich, tough guys who must be really sensitive on the inside. One minute they are punching the lights out of opposing players and the next they are having romantic dinners with their wives. Seems reasonable to me.

I have a feeling that this particular “who’d you rather” is going to be a landslide but I’ll throw it out there. Who’d you rather? Hilary or Haley?

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15 Aug, 2011

Klosterman Question from IV

By |2016-11-03T15:26:26-04:00August 15th, 2011|Books|1 Comment

You are placed in the unenviable position of having to compete for the right to stay alive. You will be matched against a person of your own gender in a series of five events – an 800 meter run, a game of Scrabble, a three round boxing match, a debate over the legalization of late term abortion (scored and officiated by reputable collegiate judge), and the math portion of the SAT.

In order to survive, you must win at least three of these events (your opponent will be playing for his or her life as well). However, you (kind of) get to pick you opponent: you can either (a) compete against a person selected at random, or (b) you can compete against someone who is exactly like you. If selected at random, the individual could be of any age or skill level – he/she might be an infant with Down syndrome, but he/she might also be an Academic All-American linebacker from Notre Dame. IF you pick “the average human,” he/she will be precisely your age and will have an identical level of eduction, and the person will be a perfect cross-section of your particular demographic – he/she will be of average height and of average weight, with a standard IQ and the most normative life experience imaginable.

So whom do you select? Or – perhaps more accurately – do you feel that you are better than an average version of yourself?

It’s very tempting to pick at random. Personally, I have a decent mix in these particular events. In the 800, I’d expect to beat almost all randoms. I’d probably lose in Scrabble but that might be giving a lot of credit to the tards in our society. I’d think I’d do pretty well in a fight against a random person because I have endurance and a better build than most. I’d basically concede the debate even if it’s against a child. My math is pretty good and better than most but certainly beatable. When I weigh this all together I feel like I have an edge against a random but if I get match up against a hybrid of Dan O’Brien and Professor Emmett Brown, I’m toast. Is that worth the risk of going against an average human?

Yes, I’d obviously pick the average human. Not many average 6 ft 170 pound people are beating me in a half mile race. The scrabble would be a toss up because I don’t play. I have to think I’m winning most fights against Joe Blow. The debate could go either way as I’m not completely inept but my feelings on abortion don’t come to mind often. So that leaves me with 2 wins, 2 either ways and my Math SAT was 640 or so back in the day. I’m sure I’d probably get a 500 now which would leave me teetering. Two sure things and 3 toss ups give me a 3 shots at a 50/50. The chance of me losing 3 coin flips in a row is (1/2)*(1/2)*(1/2)= 1/8 or 12.25%. I think that’s right (if it’s wrong my math would probably get lower) so I should have a 87.75 success rate against an average bro. The chance of getting a random superstar is probably pretty slim too but betting my life against that just doesn’t seem smart. I’m going random. What about you?

15 Aug, 2011

Being Normal?

By |2011-08-15T10:26:19-04:00August 15th, 2011|My Brain|0 Comments

Laura sent me a pretty good article on Normality? I have a few thoughts that I’ll point out amongst the post. This was good timing after I made my post about my inadequacy. The points they are making is that these things have become “normal.” I also think this guy lives in his own Utopia.

Spending years at university and then not being able to find a job.
Getting a job out of college isn’t guaranteed but gives you a better chance than being uneducated.

Working from nine in the morning to five in the afternoon at something that does not give us the least pleasure, so that we can retire after 30 years.

This is “normal” because not working and living your dreams finds you starving and living in a box.

Retiring only to discover that we have no more energy to enjoy life, and then dying of boredom after a few years.
Make enough money when your young to retire early. No one says getting old is better than being young.

Trying to be financially successful instead of seeking happiness.
To quote a lyric by Silverchair “You say that money, isn’t everything,
But I’d like to see you live without it.” Money is a means to happiness. Ask people who are in debt and don’t try to be financially successful if they are happy. Or if they’d be happier if they didn’t have to worry about money. Notice the word “worry”.

Comparing objects like cars, houses and clothes, and defining life according to these comparisons instead of really trying to find out the true reason for being alive. Material goods don’t define happiness. How big your house is or what car your drive doesn’t make you happy. Finding out the purpose of life isn’t easy to answer and only the short sighted think money = purpose.

Being convinced that all the famous people have tons of money – I don’t know where this one comes from because it’s fairly well documented that celebrities are train wrecks.

Investing a lot in exterior beauty and paying little attention to interior beauty. – I think I’m at fault of this when it comes to females. I worry about looks over personality and it’s pretty shallow. Deep down though I know the what’s important.

Using all possible means to show that even though you are a normal person, you are infinitely superior to other human beings. Comparing yourself to your peers is only natural. To say infinitely superior is probably over stating but making yourself feel valuable is obviously something humans tend to do as “normal”. What good is it to think of yourself as a worthless turd?

In any kind of public transport, never looking straight into the eyes of the other passengers, as this may be taken for attempting to seduce them. I have a problem with looking people I know in the eyes.

When in an elevator, looking straight at the door and pretending you are the only person inside, however crowded it may be. – Small talk with people you most likely will never see again doesn’t seem important to me.

In the Northern hemisphere, always wearing the clothes that match the season of the year: short sleeves in springtime (however cold it may be) and a woolen jacket in the fall (no matter how warm it is). – This is called dressing to the weather. This is normal.

Eating three times a day, even when not hungry. – Eating 3 meals feels healthy, not not normal.

Using foul language in traffic. – People tend to be exposed as idiots on the road. This induces foul language.

Marrying the first person who offers a position in society. Love can wait. – I’ve never had this issue. I’m not sure what type of people do this. Trophy wives and gold diggers come to mind.

Blaming the government for everything bad that happens. – They waste a lot of money and seem to do everything because of money.

Being convinced that being a good, decent and respectful person means that the others will find you weak, vulnerable and easy to manipulate. – I’d like to think I’m all of the above and I don’t think that makes you easy to run over.

Being convinced that aggressiveness and discourtesy in treating others are signs of a powerful personality. – I know people like this.

And finally, thinking that your religion is the sole proprietor of the absolute truth, the most important, the best, and that the other human beings in this immense planet who believe in any other manifestation of God are condemned to the fires of hell. – I don’t believe in God.

My final thought on this is that normal is different to everyone. Understanding that things normal to you aren’t always going to be normal to other people helps you become a better person. I’d like to think I’m as normal as they come but that’s all relative to me.

14 Aug, 2011

Blogosaurus Rex

By |2011-08-14T13:10:14-04:00August 14th, 2011|My Brain|0 Comments

So the blog has another big day on Friday with over 500 people visiting it. It amazes me that so many people search for information on Storage Wars but that’s OK with me. Unfortunately the bounce rate is close to 85% which means that anyone who clicks on the site is almost instantly leaving it. I can’t really control that though. I also got a thumbs up on my youtube video of why Jason Bateman sucks. The guy wrote:

“FUCKING AWESOME VIDEO BRO. LMFAO. YOU SAID IT BROTHER. Sorry for the all caps, but this is a subject feel passionate about. I keep watching Jason Bateman in all these new movies, and I have to wonder who’s dick he must be sucking to be getting an endless roles. Why him, he REALLY just cannot act, plus he’s an unlikable schmuck, I mean what is there to him? Nothing deeper behind the brainless mess we’ve had to endure. I’m sure he is probably a nice guy, but geesh, good God, he can’t act!!!”

Personally I think the video is kind of shitty but I’m glad that someone liked it. Getting random people to comment on stuff is sort of winning feeling for the blogger. It basically validates that your not completely retarded because there’s at least one other person in the world who is just as retarded. I know it sounds sort of odd but unless you have a website you don’t know what it feels like to create new content, have people read it, and than have no idea what people think about it. It’s just complete trial and error. You’ll notice I pretty much have stopped writing about my personal life. I came to the conclusion that sharing what’s going on with me serves no purpose. When it comes to living life, people care about their own more than anything else. I just try to use this blog as a means of entertainment and if people read what I write, all the better.

14 Aug, 2011

Cape May National Course Review

By |2011-08-14T12:53:36-04:00August 14th, 2011|Golf Course Reviews|0 Comments

cape may national

CK4 and I took off work on Friday to drive down to the shore to play Cape May National. It was about an hour and a half with no traffic from Philly. The rate was $65 bucks and we teed of at 1:15. Twilight rates are 50 bucks after 2:30. My first issue with the course was the prices for drinks, food and range balls. 6+ dollars for range balls and 3.75 for a hot dog. We got there at 12:30 and so hoping to get off early but the course was pretty crowded for a Friday midday. We hit some balls and practiced on their enormous practice green which is a real treat because you can chip on it. The staff was borderline incompetent and for some bizarre reason they have a shortage of golf carts. As people finished 18 they would drive to the starter, he’d wash the car (for no reason) and than send off the next group. We had a 1:16 tee time and teed off about 15 minutes late knowing that it was going to be a slow round.

Aside from those little nuisances the course is in fantastic shape. Green fairways, greener greens and this is even with a lack of rain. Another point to note was that there wasn’t even a 90 degree rule and your cart couldn’t leave the cart path which makes the round a tad slower. We played from the blue tees and there is even a set of black tees. The blues played tougher than the whites as it added about 600 yards and was right near 6,600 which makes for some long holes. I won’t go hole for hole but this course really makes you hit good shots. The holes are challenging and as our playing partner Lou said “you’ll be making a lot of donations to the golf course in the way of golf balls.” This proved true as I think I probably lost a half dozen balls but found another dozen. We shot 98 and 101 which wasn’t so hot but if you aren’t keeping the ball straight you are going to be adding strokes to your score. I actually was at 38 on the back coming to hole 18 but got a 9 to blow it up. After 18 we played a few more holes but it’s a pretty draining course. On one of the par 5’s on the back I had a nice drive up the chute and than a 4 iron that had me within 15 feet for eagle. Naturally I flew it too far past, missed the birdie, and than missed the par put. I hit the ball pretty well but still too inconsistent to put up any good number. Overall I’d give the course a 9 out of 10 in terms of difficulty and fairness but my real rating drops to an 8 with everything considered (cart path, value). I think at 65 bucks it’s reasonably priced for a shore course.

12 Aug, 2011

3 Fascinating Jobs

By |2011-08-12T09:53:41-04:00August 12th, 2011|My Brain|1 Comment

Bank Teller

Why do I find one of the most hated jobs fascinating? They get to see how much money everybody has. When you go in to make a deposit or to withdraw money, I’m sure their computer displays a balance. So when they see you withdrawing 1,000 dollars and you only have 1,200 into your account, they know you’re up to something. Or if you take out money and they see you’re dressed in a Gucci suit and they see your balance is a few hundred dollars, they know your a fraud. These people get to pass judgement on every single person who walks in the door. They know how much your worth and can act accordingly. They are playing the game of life with additional information. That’s what makes this job good (for a little while).

Drug Store Cashier

For the same reason as the bank teller, these people get to see everything that you are purchasing. If you are buying condoms they know you are getting laid. If you buy Lotrimin they know you have foot fungus. They see you buying personal items and they know. They are probably told not to pass judgment but I think that’s impossible. Now these guys probably get paid next to nothing but they probably have a huge array of information that they can use to extort people. An added perk to this job.

Fighter Pilot


Everyone has seen Top Gun and you know that this is a cool job. The sky becomes your playground. You have all this open space to fly at 1,500 mph. It must be such a rush and now add to the mix that you get to shoot down enemy planes, awesome. Plus I feel like if you get hit by a missile the plane doesn’t automatically blow up and you have an ok chance to survive. You’ll just have the scenario like Owen Wilson in Behind Enemy Lines. I just have the feeling that going to “work” each day isn’t exactly work.

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