10 Feb, 2011

Rnningfool.com Update

By |2016-11-02T00:05:47-04:00February 10th, 2011|My Brain|2 Comments

Ladies and Gentlemen, activity has been buzzing over the Celeb eye contest. Traffic is through the roof and I have received emails from people I’ve never even heard of taking guesses. I even have a disgruntled group of fans sending amusing emails (below). These are fun times and everyone should look forward to tomorrow when I really bring out the big guns. Thanks to all for the participation. Ali, your comment saying you had 6 people working on it with you and my traffic should be up… the sites blowing up and your 6 is like a drop in the ocean.

Email I received calling out my deception. (I will make up for it, don’t worry)

Dear Tom,

This morning, Matthew Stackhouse enlisted the aid of me and our fellow co-worker, Fawn Schramp. We diligently worked to identify the eyes of the celebrities in the contest posted to your blog in the hope that we would win the cash prize. You have since verified that we are the winners, but it is also our understanding that you will give us neither our glory nor our money because the contest was “too easy”. This is disheartening, unfair, and illegal. In an episode of iCarly, which stars up-and-coming pop superstar Miranda Cosgrove, the children ran an Internet contest in which the winner was promised a brand new car. When it turned out the company that promised the new car had never agreed to such a contest and that it was all a ruse put on by the children’s arch nemesis, Neville, the website was threatened to be shut down lest they delivered a prize. Granted, iCarly may not be the most accurate point of reference for my argument, but I believe Nickelodeon would not purposely lie about such a thing because doing so would open them to a barrage of law suits from children who sought to imitate the adorable Miss Cosgrove and her associates. Additionally, this contest was clearly not as easy as you seem to think, as it is our understanding we were the only ones to accurately guess Taylor Swift and Sofia Vergaga. We won fair-and-square.

In the words of some gangster rapper in South Central La, “B***h best have our money.”

9 Feb, 2011

Celeb Eyes Contest

By |2013-03-15T03:24:39-04:00February 9th, 2011|Celeb|3 Comments

2/10/11 1:08 *Edit #3. Matt Stackhouse has been the only person to successfully nail 1 & 3 (and the rest). Sofia Vergera was #1 and the elusive #3 was Taylor Swift. Tomorrow will be the real test. I will post it tomorrow at 10am. I don’t expect people to get 10 of 10 so it’s going to be who can get the most or the person who gets 10 the fastest. I will offer some type of reward. Sorry Stackhouse for today but if Hafer can get em…

2/10/11 10:39 *Edit #2. I’ve had about 10 people guess and most people get 8 of 10. I have only had one person guess #1 correct and no one successfully get 3. 1 is not Beyonce or Eva Longoria and 3 is not Audrina Partridge or Kristen Bell. Also I will create a second one with more obscure actresses as this was too easy. Breasts to come. Should be up by tomorrow.

I decided to try something different and I’m not sure how challenging this will be. I wanted to do boobs but settled on eyes. I’m sure boobs would have been harder. Anyway, I suggest using the comments for the answers but that will just give them away, so don’t. If you want to participate in this contest, which I will give away a cash prize, email me the list 1-10 to tcs141@verizon.net. First one with 10 correct answers wins. Go.

*Edit – If Hafer is able to identify 8 of 10, I have to come to the conclusion that he watches too much tmz, or it’s way too easy. As is, #’s 1 and 3 are still open. I don’t really care if you use the comment to guess at these as they are obviously the hardest ones.

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9 Feb, 2011

Driving Nightmare

By |2011-02-09T10:31:14-05:00February 9th, 2011|My Brain|0 Comments

I just want to express my frustration with the intersection of Ridge, Kelly, and Lincoln. First problem is the bus station located right there on Ridge. The buses are huge and block traffic because they can’t turn in two lanes and they move over onto oncoming traffic. This causes them to sit in one spot because they can’t turn, thus backing up traffic. The next problem is people who turn into traffic both ways. I don’t know where this rule comes from but people feel it’s their right to turn into traffic immediately when entering from a side street. Also people try to make left hand turns across two lanes when there are green lights and this also stops flow of traffic. Then you have two roads (main and ridge, 4 lanes) flowing together into two lanes and people drive on the other side of the road, run red lights, anything to get ahead by an car length. Plus when Main St gets backed up it makes me want to puke because I know only 3 cars get through a light at a time.

Then the nightmare continues when I get to Spring Garden because the traffic lights aren’t working properly and people don’t like breaking the law. Spring Garden is would be the main street and there is a red light and the side street would have a green light. The light could stay like that for 2 minutes and the person wouldn’t go through sensing there might be something wrong with the light. This causes back ups because people see red and don’t want to drive through and then the honking begins and people start flipping out and accidents are more likely to occur. Complete nuisance.

I forgot to add this one to the post yesterday. Ck4, when you drove home yesterday and you saw that the wind blew over the recycling bin and plastic water bottles were in the yard, do you feel no responsibility whatsoever to pick them up? The mentality of “I didn’t do it so I’m not going to do anything” is something that as I’ve gotten older irks me a bit. I know you didn’t do it but you see OUR trash in OUR yard and I know you aren’t too busy to take one minute to clean it up. I know him pretty well too and at this point he probably reads this and his mind immediately thinks of excuses for why he couldn’t, which I think is human nature. I also just call people out not because I care so much about the situation but just because it’s things I notice and think people who read my blog come across various situations like this everyday and relate. Without everyday events, where would material come from? I just want people who I call out to know that it’s not personal and I wouldn’t write about it if I felt strongly about it.

9 Feb, 2011

Weird things people do

By |2011-02-09T01:28:55-05:00February 9th, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

Everybody has their own weird things that they do which makes them unique. Sometimes these unique things make no sense at all and the normal people look at you funny. Who’s to say whats normal?

When people don’t like to finish the end of something. There will be one glass of soda left in a liter (of cola) and no one wants to be the person who finishes it because it makes you look greedy. The other thing could be that if it never gets finished, you never have to throw it out. These two things combined make lingering items. Personally, if I want something and I know it’s not mine but most likely no one would care if I had it, I go for it, no regrets.

When people are lurking around the parking lot looking for good spots up close. You can tell they just keep circling around like a pool of sharks waiting to be fed. Once I confirm that there are no spots available, I choose the best available and make do. When you do this, it also makes getting that A1 spot all the better. People are really this lazy.

I drink whole mile directly from the gallon. People have problems even understanding how other people like whole milk. 1 and 2% are just so watered down that it just has such a bland taste. I just chug it straight and I think it tastes great. Perfect for cereal because it blends the whole milk taste with whatever sugary byproduct is being released.

Evan (you have this coming by the way from the past comment) when you put dishes in the sink, you have to clean them off initially after you use them, then they go from the sink to the dishwasher. If you use the silverware and dishes, have them all dirty and grimy, let them sit for days, it makes it much harder to clear the muck from them. Plus you can’t put them directly into the dishwasher when they have hard muck on them because the dishwasher doesn’t clean them properly. This isn’t so much weird but if no one ever alerts you…

When people at the gym rest on the machine. I just really don’t understand the resting part of being on the machine. Ok you just did a set, now you have 5 minutes before you next set, get off the fucking machine. People just sit there, they stare, they sit, they wait. Naturally it’s always a machine I want to use so I just watch them and can’t confront them because I’d lose it and it would just turn nasty because I would have no kind way to approach them other then “dude you’ve been on the machine forever, shit or get off the pot.”

When people feel the need for exact change. If I have change in my pocket, I’ll try to make some simple math and get the least amount of change back. If I have enough time, I might try to get them exact change. If I’m in line, I’m not searching through my wallet to give them the amount to the penny. First off, I don’t carry change in my wallet. What is the point? I personally find change to be a burden. If it was up to me, eliminate pennies let’s round off everything to the five.

I get annoyed at people who wear head phones constantly. “I can’t be distracted by anyone and I love listening to my music so much that I’m going to isolate myself from the world and anyone who wants to talk to me is inconveniencing me by making me take off my headphones. Long rides, fine. Running, I don’t but it’s an individual thing. Ignoring the world, just take them off.

Something else that is really weird. If you have numbers in your password and then they appear on a license plate or in a phone number. I always feel like it’s some sort of a sign that I fate is bringing me to this position. Or it’s just a sick way of telling me I’m getting hacked.

I get this one sometimes at work. The person who doesn’t take no for an answer. When you tell them no, they just ask another question. When you tell them again they try more persuasion and then when you tell them goodbye they just keep talking until the phone hangs up. I guess I admire the persistence but honestly, when I tell you I have no need for what your selling, just let it be. You aren’t going to sell me if I don’t want it. I’m not weak willed and feel bad for you and buy (I did this once and it was the biggest mistake of my life).

For a quick change of subject about my life real quick. I ran 4 miles in 23:32 on a treadmill and felt pretty good. The 5 miler should be interesting because it’s going to be cold and when I was outside today, I would have dreaded running 5 miles as fast as I could in the cold. I also final tabled the 12 dollar 180 man twice in the past two days with an 8th place finish and a 4th. I haven’t been running all that well though and am sort of treading water and not getting anywhere. I finished the Soprano’s Season 1 and enjoyed it but was disappointed I don’t have any more episodes to watch. I also found the finale to be less then thrilling. Other than that I’m healthy and feel good about things.

8 Feb, 2011

Socks and Mobi

By |2011-02-08T11:08:08-05:00February 8th, 2011|My Brain|5 Comments

So I made a drastic life change. When I take my socks off, I’m going to make sure I take them off right side up. I’m tired of getting my socks from the dryer and having them be inside out and then having to spend time making them right. I think that this will save me hours on end throughout my lifetime. Possibly even a couple of days.

There’s a good buying opportunity with MOBI at around 8 bucks a share. It jumped over 9 yesterday and even though I might hold off to see if it comes closer to 7, I think this is a good long term play. Sorry Jkash, it looks like Teva took a shit today even with profit doubling. I still expect the market to tank within the next 6 months because it’s just gone up so fast for no really good reasons. Unemployment is high, housing stinks, inflation concerns… I still like MOBI though because I think app use in China is going to peak, bad economy or good.

Also the manscaping part in Californication was hilarious. I personally have never nicked my nuts but it’s always a fear when doing so. I also think that they portray it as gay to trim your pubes but I’ve just never really understood that. The line “it looks like a tiny mushroom in a giant forest” was hilarious and who really wants that. Completely shaven makes you feel like a pre pubescent boy but a hair cut now and then is necessary.

7 Feb, 2011

“Ron, did you notice, maybe, you clipped me a little bit there”

By |2011-02-11T14:57:13-05:00February 7th, 2011|Music|0 Comments

Ck4 and I both agreed that this is the funniest commercial. I’m not sure if it’s the poor driving by the chimps, the guy uses the word “clipped” of that the monkey’s name is Ron. I just think the combination of things make this one a winner. Plus CareerBuilder in an economy like this is perfect for the target audience. I watched a few of the other ones but wasn’t really impressed. I remember thinking the Audi one with the escaping the mansion wasn’t bad. The Kia with the extraordinary journey was ok but in the end it’s still a KIA. As I’ve gotten older I actually remember the brands that are associated with these commercials even though, unless subliminally, I have no interest in anything they are selling. I still stick with the simpler is better and the ones that try to hard are bad. And why is everyone getting hit by things?

I’ve also noticed as I’ve gotten older that I know a ton more songs on the radio that I’m sick of. Like songs that I know are really good and I used to like a ton, I just can’t listen to. Everlong comes to mind. Popular 80’s songs like Maneater and Power of Love. Anything that is really popular, there’s a chance that I’ve listened to it frequently enough to know the chorus and have gotten sick of it. This even goes for pop songs like Firework and anything on the 20 on 20. I do want to introduce on of my favorite songs that I’ve come across. I’ve been raving about Anberlin and this cover of “like a rolling stone” is great. I’m not wild about Dylan’s version but this is just really well done and has a great sound to it.

7 Feb, 2011

Pornstar redundancy

By |2011-02-07T09:03:16-05:00February 7th, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

Did you ever wonder how difficult it must be for pornstars to keep things fresh in their profession? I remember there was this elevator porn with Devon (search it, I’m sure it’s still around) back when I was a freshmen in college that I’ll never forget. I remember thinking how amazing it was to download things at such speed. But she was this tiny 5 ft tall, 20 year old with huge fake tits on a tiny body and she was getting railed and was just squealing like a whore. Anyway, I saw she had a new video out and it just spurred this topic for me. Let’s just say that was 10 years ago I saw her first and now we are 3,650 days into the future. I’d have to guess that she has probably done 500 scenes and probably has gotten railed at least 3,000 time since then. These are just staggering numbers and really turned me off when I consider this. I wonder if she even feels anything any more. The progression is probably so typical. Boy-Girl , Girl-Girl, threesome, black guys, anal, bondage, and then at this point they are so washed up that they will do anything for a buck. This just can’t be that great of a career. I’m sure making money to have sex isn’t the worst profession but other there has to be some level of staleness.

In other news I barely even watched the super bowl. I fell asleep at the end of the 1st quarter. I’m actually glad for Aaron Rodgers because it really shows how good of a QB he is. I also think Big Ben deserves a lot of credit for starting the season the way he did and still leading his team to the super bowl. I didn’t bet on the game even though I would have been right in the pick (documented). I’ve been caught up in my poker game and have been fine tuning my play and finally starting to make some money that is making my efforts worth while. I can’t believe it’s already Feb 7th. Seems like time is just flying by. I will be happy to get out of the winter though as the cold is just starting to bother me. The nice thing about winter though is that it keeps me going to the gym which in turn has me in pretty good shape. I’ve been feeling pretty good about things in general and hopefully there are good things to come.

6 Feb, 2011

Super Bowl Sunday

By |2011-02-06T15:10:08-05:00February 6th, 2011|My Brain|0 Comments

It’s 3pm and I feel like I’m just getting the day started. I woke up this morning and set up the new monitor I bought yesterday. So I’m hungover and just getting frustrated with the simplest things like how to screw in the stand and getting the monitor level. I eventually got it right but the process was way to time consuming. (There’s a too and to dilemma) I bought the monitor specifically so I could play more poker tables and I’m very impressed with the quality for the price. I had a 24 inch Samsung that broke for some unknown reason that I got 2 or so years ago and this new Samsung 23″. I spent $450 or so 2 years ago and this one was only $300. It handles 9 tables no problem and I’ll experiment with 12.

My weekend was pretty usual. Drank a few beers, played a few games, went to Mad River. The people at Mad River treat us very nice and why would I want to go somewhere where everyone doesn’t know my name (cheers). Pat and John have my back, Lauren and Lindsay hook up the drinks, I just enjoy getting bombed there. Lauren must seriously think I’m a huge alcoholic because she makes the drinks so damn strong. I had to go to a bartender to add more coke to the drink she made me.

I’m going to go to the gym now. I’m considering placing a bet on the Superbowl but only if I go out to watch it. I think I like the Packers minus the points but I wouldn’t be surprised if the underdog covers in a lot of Superbowls. It’s such a dumb name for the the biggest game of the year. The Super Bowl. I guess it’s just one of those things that the simpler the better. At least there is no advertising in the name.

Did you ever notice that the best superheros are all the simplest names. Batman, Superman (again the best is “super), Spiderman. So if were going to create a superhero I wouldn’t stray from what has proven to be the way to create the most popular superhero. Something like “shitman” would be way better than “the poop”. It just proves again and again that simpler is better. People are stupid. We don’t want complex things.

I’m going to the gym.

5 Feb, 2011

Strike While the Iron is Hot

By |2011-02-05T10:28:29-05:00February 5th, 2011|My Brain|1 Comment

I have 167 people visit the blog yesterday which is easily an all time record. The good news is that google is sending people to my blog. The bad news is that they are getting there by searching for “suri cruise.” Nevertheless, people are people, and the more people that find your website the better. In my mind I think, “hell people want Suri Cruise, give them Suri Cruise.” However, I don’t have anything topical on little Suri. If I start posting more pictures I’m sure copyrighting issues come into play. The bottom line is that with more frequent updating and perhaps people commenting, the site has been gaining in traffic. I like updating people on what they are apart of in my world.

Two random subjects come to my mind to write about this early Saturday morning. The first is WaWa. Why is WaWa so crowded and popular? Such a weird thing about the two WaWa’s that are near me is that their parking lots were tiny (this has since changed for one). There would always be a ton of cars and all the spots would be taken and it would just be a clusterfuck of annoying activity and poor drivers. Other than that little trademark, WaWa’s dominate business. When one has a gas station their price is always on the low side. They have PNC ATM’s which, conveniently, is the bank I use. (PNC actually lets me use any atm and reimburses but home is home) I find the food to be about a 6 out of 10. Some people probably rant and rave how good WaWa food is but I think it’s better than avg but nothing worth bragging about. The real key to WaWa is that it’s in between a supermarket and a drug store like CVS. If I need food or drink, WaWa is perfect. If I need something little like Mayo or plates, I can get WaWa. It’s somewhat weird but I wake up and I don’t feel like making anything so I’m just like, WaWa breakfast sandwiches are good. Plus all the cashiers seem friendly.

Sort of off topic but with all the people in the world, did you ever wonder how much shit is produced and where it goes? When I use shit I mean poop. I envision that you rock a deuce and then you flush and the poop travels in your plumbing system to some sort of filter that takes it from physical form to a more liquid, easily transported waste. Then it follows some more pipes to a giant tank that just gets filled with poop. Then it just must get rinsed with water and constantly diluted so it can be pumped back into the ocean. Something like that.

*I actually wasn’t so far off.
Where does my poop go?

3 Feb, 2011

Lightbulb moment

By |2011-02-03T23:10:07-05:00February 3rd, 2011|My Brain|3 Comments

I’m liking the participation from the blog viewers as of late. The amount of comments in the past couple days probably doubles the amount I’ve gotten throughout the blog’s life. I’m glad that people finally come out from the shadows and write things about topics I write about. If I put myself in the reader of a random blog, I’d probably be hesitant to comment on things so I don’t take it personal. I thought I had a decent run of posts after a reader told me I was lacking on updates so I hope that sufficed. My material though was used up and I’m going to need the weekend to have some things happen to me so I can write again.

I think I learned that posts about “not my life” are superior than the life I live. For instance, the facebook post generated some interest whereas if I write about my stock picks and poker, no one cares. I think I have to keep that in mind when I’m writing, to focus on topics rather than personal events. By changing that theme and a title change, maybe I can start to draw a new audience. It’s like for the past 2 years I’ve built a small audience and given the details of my inner workings so now you all can relate to me because I’ve shared so much personal info. With the foundation built, it’s time to pick a subject and write posts that keep people wanting more. Like they actually read the post instead of skimming it because it’s a good read.

I wanted to take this next paragraph and write about tweeting. I really don’t get it. If I opened a twitter account and say everyone who reads my blog became a follower, what do you really want to know from my Tweets? Where I am so you can visit? Seems really stalkerish. What I think is funny so you can watch it too? The effort seems stupid. I’m supposed to tweet my opinions on subjects so my followers can know where I stand on issues? I’m not that insightful. I just really don’t understand the popularity of Twitter. Gaga apparently has the most followers at 7 million with Justin Bieber a close second. What are they tweeting about that’s so enthralling? Who cares what celebrity’s are doing because you’re not their friends so why do you care. Explain to me the function of twitter.

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