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1 Mar, 2011

Spankwire.com

By |2011-03-02T00:17:02-05:00March 1st, 2011|My Brain|2 Comments



For anyone who doesn’t care for reading about porn just don’t read this section because I’m gonna give an in depth analysis on why this site is the best site out there. Yes I’m completely pathetic for choosing this topic but considering that the primary function of the internet is mainly used for porn, this post should be a traffic driver. If you never use the internet for porn because you have a significant other or just don’t believe in it, then you are a better person then me but considering these video’s get hundreds of thousands of views, I’m sure I’m not alone. On to why I like this site over the countless others.

First and foremost, it’s free. I don’t want to have to pay for porn. It makes me feel sleazy enough watching it for free that paying for it just slides you up a level of creepiness. Now the paysites have higher quality videos but probably cost 30 bucks a month which really isn’t much of a cost but that can be completely skipped over because of Spankwire. Not to mention that Spankwire gets some of these videos that pay sites offer anyway.

So there are tons and tons of these type of sites out there, why do I like this one? They have one pop up when you initially click a video which you shut down and that’s it, no more pop ups. Some of these sites have these live video girls come up and start talking and they are usually skanky hoes and it’s just completely distracting from the business at hand (see what I did there). Also almost all the links work and they don’t take you off to some associate site. The next thing is the videos are pretty good quality and the girls are hot. They give you a top rated section which you can click and it sorts it by user ratings. Surprisingly the rating systems works great and the better looking chicks get sent to the top and are easy to find. So I don’t have to sift through tons of videos to find good ones. When I watch porn I don’t want to watch some sloppy whore with a gut and small boobs. I want a fantasy blonde model with a size 0 waist and some double D’s. Spankwire literally has thousands and thousands of videos in their database so it never gets old. I’m just not into watching porn if the girl isn’t at least an 8 or she makes up for it with dirty talk or a huge rack. Some examples of girls that I think are the best, Madison Ivy after her boob job, Catalina Cruz, and 90’s Jenna and early 2000 but not her late years (the porn was worse quality back then but she is just so super hot).

Some annoying things are that there is so much freaking Hentai. I’ve seen this a few times but I just feel that once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all. I’m not sure if people like the story lines or what but for some unknown reason these clips get all the top ratings. The other type of video that gets all the highest marks is this massage room with this one douchebag who has literally banged hundreds of banging girls and he’s just such a fucking weasel that I can’t stand the clips. Other then that though it’s hard to not find something you like.

The MAIN reason this site is better is because they have full clips and not 3 minute trailers. There is something about the full clip that I like watching it from the beginning to see how the storyline develops. Sort of the fun. Other sites don’t have this feature or the quality of girls. There it is from start to finish my detailed analysis of the best porn site on the web.

1 Mar, 2011

Personal post

By |2011-03-01T00:00:58-05:00March 1st, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

This is the last time I’m going to write it but google doesn’t care about personal posts and they will drive 0 traffic to your website. More proof is that now traffic is finding my blog by searching for Tatyana Ali. I made one post months ago about Tatyana Ali, have one picture and a minor description, and now google sends people to my blog because of it. In one sense I feel slighted because that Ashley Banks shouldn’t be the driver of my traffic but on the other hand I suppose to purpose of a blog is to get as many people to read it. That being said I’ve continued to spike traffic and hit new daily highs almost daily. This is why I write I create Charlie Sheen posts because that’s what people type into google and if I make outrageous claims like he’s on drugs (I think he is despite any test data) maybe google will reward me. I’m pretty much at the mercy of google and what I’ve considered it hiring someone who knows how to run a successful AdSense campaign and see if I can turn this into supplemental income. With all that going on with the blog, I’m going to spend some time and actually write about a few things that are transpiring in my life (that google doesn’t care about).

Work is finally picking up a bit with March arriving and the weather getting nicer. Usually the winter months aren’t our best so the time of relaxation and thinking moves to getting out on the road, hitting the phone, and making sales. With this coming up on my 6th year with the family business, I’ve grown into the role pretty well and understand our entire line enough to sell it with purpose instead of a kid out of college who doesn’t know jack. It’s difficult to be good at something if you don’t have a passion for it and even though I don’t necessarily have a passion, I understand it enough to make sales which in turn is a passion, making money.

I read my brother “vent” post about online poker and I have a few thoughts regarding a cold spell. Skip this section if you have no interest. I know it feels like a few bad beats in a couple of games makes the game “cheat” but it’s really too small of a sample size to make any claims like cash out curse or letting the bad players win. You really have to focus on are you being the best poker player possible? To have routine answers to questions like is KJ strong enough to push from UTG at a 5 person table with 7 bb’s left or is this call a good call considering ICM calculations? If you don’t know what ICM calculations are or don’t use a HUD, I strongly doubt you are going to be a long term winner. The competition out there is too good now a days to be able to beat the rake because you have a basic idea of how to play. Don’t forget this is coming from a player who has terrible bankroll mgmt, loses focus and goes on tilt just as much as you do which prevents me from ever really breaking through. I get frustrated the same way you do but a serious evaluation of your game is needed before any real strides are made. You need to study the game, put in tons of hours of playing, and then decide whether the game is cheating you.

I sponsored Brian Lockard’s half marathon which donates to the Boomer Esiason foundation and it is one of the first times I’ve given more then a dollar to anything of “charity.” It was only 20 bucks but after taking Bake’s advice of giving back, hopefully this is a step in the right direction and will bring some good karma. I’m going to do a 5k that is sponsored by Kildares sometime in April and might even do an out an back with my Mom and Jeff. I did 3 miles on the treadmill today at 17:43 which I think will correlate to a 18:00 minute real 3 mile time. I’m in good shape but far away from Broadstreet shape where I hope to go under 60 minutes. I’ve failed the past two years but I think I know what it takes this year and with it being a full two months away and the weather getting nicer, I think I’ve build a good foundation from winter training to go after it with some longer runs.

28 Feb, 2011

Charlie Sheen on Drugs?

By |2016-10-28T15:57:39-04:00February 28th, 2011|Celeb|0 Comments

JKash sent me a text today that says “Chuck Sheen is the cat’s ass.” I wrote back “What’s the cat’s ass.” “The cat’s ass is basically saying he’s the tits. The guy pisses excellence. No getting around that.”

Charlie Sheen is 100% coked up throughout all of this drama. I suggest going to YouTube and typing in Charlie Sheen rants and then hearing his speech. He talks quickly and crazily and brings out these hilarious words and analogy’s that make you say “what?” There’s no doubt he’s an intelligent guy but he’s absolutely coked up throughout these interviews. The embedded one above is the best with him chain smoking and playing with that bizarre object from an F-18. The pornstar’s even say that he has drug dealers selling him baseball sized amounts of coke and I don’t believe for a second that he’s clean. The guy has tons of money and is just on a alcohol-coke binge (probably other stuff as well) and has no gotten himself in pretty deep that he’s just created this spectacle and the answer is to do more coke and insult the people who helped make him all this money. Whether he is right or not is irrelevant because he’s not even human anymore. He’s just a drug induced character now who is putting on a show. It’s possibly his finest work ever because he’s a successful cokehead who is getting paid millions of dollars, which he probably deserves for how much attention he produces and how much money other people make off him. I think he looks terrible by the way but if making money, banging hot whores, and doing drugs is a lifestyle, he is doing it better than anyone in society.

28 Feb, 2011

Movie Character?

By |2016-10-28T15:56:49-04:00February 28th, 2011|Movies|0 Comments

I’m going to be ending this celeb quiz leaving Hafer, Hetrick, and Colleen the victors. I just made the one tonight for entertainment. Movie characters preferred over actors name. Meaning knowing who the actor is isn’t good enough if you don’t know the movie.

27 Feb, 2011

Time to Blog

By |2011-02-27T20:57:37-05:00February 27th, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

I have nothing to do on this fine Sunday Evening so I’m going to commit some time to creating some entertainment for the bored. I have Bruce blasting which I would attest to being fabulous blogging music. Racing in the Street my new Bruce favorite which was recommended to me by Gusto. At this point I’ve come to realize a few things about my blog:
– People care more about a lack of boredom then me personally. I completely accept this and my duty is to make this exciting so you can waste a few minutes of your boring day reading about my boring day.
– My blog’s traffic is up to 200+ viewers a day which is leaps and bounds ahead of anywhere it’s ever been previously. However my bounce rate is through the roof and you’d be amazed at how many people come from France, Italy, Indonesia and Brazil. How are these people even reading my blog let alone finding me. One thing is for sure though, google is ranking some of my pages for whatever reason. My new biggest search terms are Ashley Banks and Alex Mack.
– After watching the Social Network it’s not about making money, it’s about doing something that is cool. Or at least as cool as I can make a blog.
– I’ve gotten significantly better at creating posts that google likes. My stupid Holy Cross coach pushing the kid is bringing in searches left and right. Ck4 also pointed out to me that the coach, who eventually quit, used to teach us back when we were little at Germantown Academy basketball camp.
– I think the next step to my insignificant life is to take a creative writing course or at least learn how to write properly. I don’t necessarily look at this as a career but certainly a fun hobby that if I could create good content, I could devote some time to getting better at it. You don’t just get good at things because. It takes work.
– A final thing I noticed is how easy it is for my to crank out material on a Sunday when I don’t feel like shit from drinking on both Friday and Saturday (this week was just wed, thurs, fri…). I feel perfectly normal and good and I think that this upcoming week will be a good one. There are plenty of activites lined up for the weekend and the weather is turning. Enjoy.

27 Feb, 2011

Manayunk Sport and Social – Men’s Bball

By |2011-02-27T21:00:31-05:00February 27th, 2011|Sports|0 Comments

Team Ck4 played it’s best competition yet, sans Ck4. Sans means “without” for people who don’t know and I also want to point I barely know how to you use it myself so I’m not sure if that’s proper with the comma usage. My brother Jeff also was missing and if I didn’t ask him if he was coming or not it would have “slipped his mind” which is just an excuse for being irresponsible. With two of our better scoring options absent, I had to call in the big guns and get Bake and Bud to fill in. Our record to date was 4-1 but we literally played the 5 worse teams in the league and we should have won the game we lost but still we are a lot better on paper than our performance so far.

We opened the game pretty strong with good D and some jumpers falling. It also helped that they couldn’t hit a jumper in the first half. 1st half highlights were when JKash put the kabash on their little point guard’s lay up when he “beat his shit up” (this is the best terminology for a block and I hope to hear ESnow use it one time) and also kneed him in the balls simultaneously. Evan was draining some jumpers much to the opposing teams dismay. Amber even said that I was playing good (just being nice of course) and I looked at her like she had a 3rd eye because I’m not sure anyone has ever issued a compliment about my game. I also overheard her ask if it was overtime yet when the game wasn’t tied but someone saying nice things caught me completely by surprise. We were up by 12 or so at halftime and felt pretty good about the half.

We opened the 2nd half still firing and opened the lead to 16 or so with 9 minutes left. Naturally though it’s never easy for us to close out a game and they started their comeback with 5 to play. We turned the ball over too often and let them right back in. With 2 minutes we were up 3 points or so and I took myself out for Bud due to my poor foul shooting which is some foreshadowing. Kevin drained a huge jumper to put us up 5 and then they scored and put Bake to the line for a 1 and 1. Clang. We got the O board and then Kevin had a chance at another 1 and 1. Clang. Another O board found Bud back at the line and he drained two to put the nail in the coffin. Hard fought game on both teams parts and this was finally a win that didn’t make us feel like we were just skating by these teams. Another game this Wednesday for all the fans (2, Amber and Kevins GF who no one has ever met or been sociable enough to introduce ourselves to her). Attendance for the year has almost hit double digit spectators.

27 Feb, 2011

Social Network

By |2016-10-28T15:57:32-04:00February 27th, 2011|Movies|0 Comments

I’d like to think that my movie reviews aren’t so much an actual review but an entertaining read that just uses the movie for a subject to write about. Considering the Oscars are on tonight I figured I should at least clue myself in on a movie that can win best picture as well as having a plot that pertains to a social media I use practically every day. Back when I was in High School I would see all the new movies within a week of their release but that has changed vastly. Sadly I’m sure most readers have already seen this movie months ago and I’m bringing up the tail end of currentness but I’ll still give my thoughts.

I thought the movie was really good even if the truth wasn’t nearly as entertaining as they made it out to be. I went into the movie thinking I wouldn’t like it but after it was over I was pretty impressed by how well done it was. I dislike Jesse Eisenberg and I still dislike his acting. I know they tell him to act smug and a smartass as Zuckerberg but everything about him just bothers me. I think Justin Timberlake was pretty good and the twins played their parts well. I was entertained for 2 full hours and can see why people would vote this as best picture.

I just think they did a marvelous job depicting the evolution of facebook. How it starts as a small social network and then just continued to grow into this behemoth it is today. I like how they used the Napster creator for guidance in how to move a project to the next level which I think is very difficult without someone who has done it before. Is that true that they were working with Napster’s creator? I think it also shows how difficult it can be to find people who can work together towards varying goals and visions. From a business standpoint I really like this movie.

26 Feb, 2011

The Lamps @ Dereks

By |2011-02-26T19:13:08-05:00February 26th, 2011|My Life|1 Comment

I’m just going to refer to Jkash’s gf as the Lamps because I don’t think people appreciate being named by my blog. I try to use nicknames for any human references just to protect people. Hell, I even try to keep my name out here as much as possible. So the Lamps comes from the video below at about 2:57 when the guy needs someone to “bring an Amber-Lamps.”

Anyway Jka$h came over last night at about 9 or so and explained me to the secret to maintaining a good blog, “write about JKa$h.” We’ll give it a try. JKash starts pounding beers immediately as he comes over and then him, Bake, and I went to a Lamps friend to pregame for a bit before going to her Birthday party at a bar called Derek’s in Manayunk. Her friends place is pretty narrow but virtually spotless and pretty well kept. The Lamps friends are more sophisticated then us and instead of drinking games people stood around and talked. I took a few shots and then Bake made a vodka and sprite pretty strong and I think that loosened him up a little. We went to Derek’s at 11 or so and we had a few drinks and mingled a little bit. Derek’s upstairs was more narrow hallways but it wasn’t overly crowded which was fine. Bake was talking more than usual due to the alcohol and was explaining to me that money isn’t the key to life and that he actually likes giving back to the community as he says. It’s also hilarious too because he pays for things like he owes me something. He bought pizza earlier in the night and then bought me a drink. JKash also got ripped on 2 mind erasers, that he also paid for me for, for like 18 bucks and they were served in a tall, thin champagne glass which was completely absurd for 9 bucks each. In complete weasel move by me, after letting these guy buy my drinks and instead of getting them back, I was pretty drunk at this point and just sketched out without telling anybody and then went to Mad River to see Greengenes play. I can’t really explain why I just shade out without telling anyone but it has to do with getting too drunk and then just making decisions that seem rational at the time. Mad River was packed and I was there by myself which isn’t as awkward as you’d think when you are completely hammered. I watched Greengenes play their final set and there was just a barrage of pussy who love the lead singer. I remember being part of a crowd of girls but the place is just so packed it’s hard to really move. I ended buying a late night sausage from Kate and Nick and then went back by myself. All in all it was a good night and with CK4 and Evan away for the weekend, I’m all alone. We’ll see what happens tonight.

25 Feb, 2011

Kristen and the Noise @ Mad River

By |2011-02-25T10:39:04-05:00February 25th, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

I’m a big fan of Kristen from Kristen and the Noise. Not only is she attractive but she can sing the roof off the building and has dance moves to boot. I think their song choice is decent and they have a pretty good following. Their one band member ordered a shot of jack followed by another shot of jack which is a pretty bad ass move. Ck4 and I got there at 9 and probably had about 9 beers at a dollar each. After that they bump the price up to 4 dollars which honestly pains me to pay. I probably had about 4 more at that price and I did one mind eraser by myself which seemed like a good idea. Amazingly I didn’t black out and we got a taxi back at around 1:30 where CK4 then cooked some eggs. I was playing Bruce as I went to sleep which I’m sure delighted Evan. His text message to me this morning was “I don’t mind the music but can you shut it off before you go to bed” and I agree with him 100%. I tend to get wasted, blast some music and then fall asleep with it still blasting and me being too drunk to 1) wake up and 2) shut if off. This is one of the drawbacks of having me as a roommate.

Here’s what I can’t understand. On Wednesday we went to the bar at 6 and I was drinking Scotch Ale at 8% abv. We probably left at 10 or so and I can’t remember walking back or very much once I got back. That was 4 hours of drinking only that beer and I probably only had about 6 or 7 pints. Last night I easily had 12+ bud lights and a mind eraser over a 3+ hour span and can remember everything. It gets difficult waking up each day hungover and going to work but I guess that would make me a functional alcoholic. I do have a lot of fun though hanging out at a bar with a good crowd, good band, and getting wasted so I can’t downplay that end of things. It’s just the aftermath makes things a little tiring. Everything is good though and Amberlamps is having a birthday party tonight which I’m going to attend and Greengenes is at Mad River which would be good for late night. Everyone is jetting this weekend though so I have my options open for anything if anyone is doing anything fun.

24 Feb, 2011

Holy Cross Coach Pushes Pussy

By |2011-02-24T15:48:17-05:00February 24th, 2011|Sports|1 Comment

ABC Video

The above link is a 9 minute clip of something that should never happen. What happens is a coach attacks a kid and knocks him to the ground during a rebounding drill. It looks like the coach is trying to grab the ball to show how much of a wimp the player is and then in a bizarre sequence the kid starts to flop to the ground. Unfortunately the coach’s hand continues in motion and looks like it slams the kid to the ground. After a swift, playful kick while the kid is down, he then “berates” the player when he says “got blood on you, good.” The kid claimed to have scrapes on his head and that he was too injured to play. The apologizing is hilarious from the coach because he is just doing it to appeal to the public’s eye because he knows what he did is the right thing to do with a player who has no balls. You try to toughen them up a little bit to make them a better player.

I have major problems with this incident because the kid is so far out of line. I could see if this was elementary or middle school ball but this is Division 2 MEN’S basketball. The player is obviously flopping and to bring this up as a legal matter just shows how much of a wuss he is. I 100% side with the coach on this one and there is no way the kid got injured from what happened. If you watch the clip in the interview process, you can tell that the coach wants to ring the little fucker’s neck. The tension can be cut with a knife in the room with the lawyers. The whole incident is just silly and the only winners are the lawyers. Seriously, the kid is looking for a way to extort some money out of the school because what happened seems perfectly normal to me. JC used to beat my ass to toughen me up and you didn’t see me filing suit. It’s called not being a pussy. Something that our society is seriously missing.

A final thought on ABC’s job of putting together this story. When I see a female in the video commenting on the nature of this event I just can’t take her seriously. Honestly, what does she know about toughness on a basketball court? What does she know about running a practice and having your kids play tough basketball. If you interviewed Pat Summitt I bet she’d stand up for the coach on this one because she’s a female who actually knows the game of basketball and not some talking head trying to defend a player.

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