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Katy Perry’s Cleavage Green Dress at the Grammy’s

Katy Perry Smoking Green Dress

How great is this dress? Especially when the Grammy’s were asking to hide some skin and keep the affair as PG as possible, Katy busts out with a skin tight, cleavage baring, show stopping dress. I hardly watched any of the Grammy’s but when the camera panned the crowd she stood out like a firework. I was wide awake any time she appeared on screen almost like she was a part of me. Enough displaying my teen girl knowledge of Katy’s catalog. I think she blows away all female starlet competition with her bazookas. I still can’t figure out her man situation. Russell Brand is an English womanizer who liked to have wheelchair sex with her and John Mayer is such a sweet sounding Nancy that it just isn’t going to work out. She needs a normal guy who can run 6 minute miles and feed off of her success. After viewing this picture, I’m pretty sure it’s clear where to vote on the poll to the right.

By |2016-10-28T15:24:08-04:00February 11th, 2013|Boobs|1 Comment

Top 5 Females I Want to Have Sex With

Each one of these females have some unique characteristic that puts them where they are in my own personal mind. So this isn’t exactly my 1.2.3.4.5 but just 5 girls who top my list in no particular order, there just happens to be 5 of them because it’s not too few and not too much work. Another thing to note is that it’s not necessarily because they are hotter than other females, they just happen to be my 5. On to the list.

Hayden Panettiere


I’m probably the least sentimental towards Hayden because I haven’t really seen much she’s done. I’m just aware of her existence and in *Lloyd Christmas voice* I like you a lot. Just look at that GIF. That body is tight as can be and her face is absolutely beautiful. The dating Vladimir Klitschko is certainly off putting because he probably stretched it all out but still, she should be on every guy’s list. The best part of her Wikipedia and shows her intelligence “Panettiere has a tattoo of the Italian words Vivere senza rimipianti running down her left side. The word rimpianti is misspelled in what otherwise would mean “Living Without Regrets”. We’ll just assume she meant to do that and is really advanced.

Bree Olson

You may, but probably won’t, know her as Charlie Sheen’s goddess. Now I’m not sure if the mass public really understands who Bree Olson is. She’s porn star obviously but what isn’t known is that she’s the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest porn star out there. I’m not saying compared to the really extreme, next level shit but she has such a mouth on her. That was an accidental pun I stumbled into but she is just the master of dirty talk. If you watch it and don’t want to fuck her after her video, something is wrong with you.

Tiffani Amber Theissen


Tiffani Amber is a straight up nostalgia bang. I remember being 13 or something and would just crush on Kelly and this was probably before I even knew what jerking off was. This was pure love. The fact that she grew up and become a smokeshow is just all the better. She never really blossomed into mainstream Hollywood which I think is all the cooler. It means she never sold out. I just found out she dropped the Amber.

Jennifer Love Hewitt


She stole my heart as Amanda Beckett in Can’t Hardly Wait. When she’s in the train station with Ethan Embry I’m just thinking, goddammit Ethan you lucky son of a bitch, fate only takes you so far, bang the shit out of her. The thing was that she just continued to get hotter. She peaked in heartbreakers and probably still looks great today according to the recent picture above proving females can still look good past 30. I will always consider myself a JLH fan.

Katy Perry

She really just tops my celebrity fuck list. I think it’s the power, the prestige, the talent and the boobs. I’d be lying completely if I didn’t think she has the best rack on this planet. She’s just a really beautiful human being who knows how to use what was giving to her. I just can’t rightfully top her. No kidding. Her and Russell Brand used to have wheel chair sex which shows her acceptance to new ideas. Plus she even had the guts to rock her cleavage on Sesame Street, how great is that!

Honorable mention: Stacy Kiebler, Selma Hayek, Sofia Vergera, Kate Upton

By |2016-10-28T15:24:25-04:00October 17th, 2012|Boobs|0 Comments

Celebs I Like

To mis-quote Leslie Gore in the song “It’s My Party,” “you would sellout too if it happened to you.” It’s fairly obvious that this onslaught of traffic is brought on by celebrity pics and commentary so I’ll continue on this trend whether you like it or not.

Sofia Vergara


Need I say more, seriously. If I met this woman I wouldn’t even know what to do, probably stand awestruck and start drooling. Her accent is hot too and everything she wears in that show, she looks awesome. She has Kim Kardashian curves and doesn’t have all the negative publicity like the aforementioned whose claim to fame and initial stardom was from a sex-tape. Even at 38 she’s cracked my top 10 favorite celebs.

Miley Cyrus

I don’t really like Miley for her looks or the way she talks, but the fact that she lets people video tape her while getting stoned, she seriously must have been out of her mind. Who is stupid enough to let her friends record her while she’s getting high knowing that she’s a huge mega-celeb and an enormous role model to kids around the world. That’s just saying “I don’t give a fuck.” I respect that. Her career may have taken a hit to the parents of the world, but she gained one fan in me. I think her music is so-so and not worth the time.

Katy Perry

Notice how all my pictures are of tremendous cleavage or someone getting high. Yes, I’m shallow like that, don’t think otherwise. She’s taken the music world by storm and have you seen some of her outfits. With a voice like hers and how catchy her songs are, how can you not like her? Not only that but she married a nut case like Russel Brand and he’s as nutty as a cashew. Meaning she’s just as crazy and probably a minx in the sack. Plus she spells her name funny.

Mike Vick

Are we seriously picking Mike Vick here? First off, we know he’s an action junkie with no morals, whose dumb as a tree stump. He really is an idiot to get involved in the dog fighting knowing there is nothing good that could come out of it. It obviously wasn’t for the money and only for the thrill, and he shows no compassion for the animals. BUT. The man did his time in prison and has seemingly turned things around. Aside from the one little shooting incident where he apparently was “not present” at his own birthday party, he’s had a clean rap sheet. I’ve even heard a few of his press conferences and he says all the right things like it’s not him alone winning football games and constantly praising his teammates. Yes, I find the dog fighting horrific but I give Vick a lot of credit for turning his life around and being a far superior QB than he was with Atlanta. Hard to imagine putting yourself back together like that I’m impressed.

By |2013-03-15T03:28:48-04:00December 29th, 2010|Celeb|3 Comments

Gaga and Katy Perry

These girls are extremely talented. Katy Perry’s new song “Teenage Dream” is really good. When “I kissed a girl” was her first hit, I remember saying that this song is really good and now I’m not surprised at how big she’s gotten. Personally I find “California Gurls” her worst song but I was a big fan of “Waking Up in Vegas.” I think Gaga is good too. I still think “Just Dance” is a top quality song.

For whatever reason, I perceive the majority of their fan base as teenage girls so it’s not the easiest thing to admit to liking their music, but I’ve grown past the point of people’s opinions about me. I just like to give credit where credit is due, so that’s the reason for this post.

By |2013-03-15T17:22:28-04:00August 1st, 2010|Celeb, Music|0 Comments
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