Fucking BirdBrain
They didn’t actually say that, you just added words to it
Ending a Kiss With a Bang… on Lady Gaga
Watch a video go viral. Started today with 5,544 views on Youtube. After seeing it on Reddit, this could hit a million. What movie is this because I think I have to see it. It should also be noted that I don’t hit women. You have to have a woman to hit her. This was a joke before the feminists start flocking to my door.
A few other scenes with men disrespecting women.
Sean Connery on Slapping Women – “I haven’t changed my opinion”
Chris Brown Joke on Family Guy – “Is that what happened.”
Mike Tyson on punching Robin Givens – “She really offended me and I went BAM. She flew backwards, hitting every wall in the apartment,” Tyson said. “That was the best punch I’ve ever thrown in my entire life.”
Checking In
Not much doing. Summer is flying by. I’ll have a new post when I get a chance this evening to write.
Gifs to Make You Laugh
Hurting for original content today. I’ve taken some of the best comments and included them above the gif. Laugh away.
“The text on this one always annoys me because they are stackable, but it’s a fucking otter and he has them in the wrong order because, you know, he’s an otter.”
“You sound like a lot of fun.”
“The best part is that he had two buckets on.”
“Well no shit and it was the best part.”
I can imagine them talking. The cat with a little baby cat voice and the dog with one of those deep dog voices from one of those old animated movies with talking dogs in it
Theo the Dog
I didn’t cry.
I’m a Stupid Cat
I had to repost this.
“Holy hell, that guy’s bringing me food. This food sucks but I don’t even know it.”
Snoop’s Suave Handshake
Do you see how seamless Snoop makes this? He transitions from a dap into a palm handshake like nothing. I watch his eyes and even though they are squinty, he must be seeing how Bill Maher is going in. I think this is my problem. Everytime I think handshake, I go in one way with no mentality for adapting to what the other person is doing. I’m a straight shooter myself, white man business handshake in virtually every social situation. This leads to some awkward thumb grabs and all around confusion. No problem for Snoop.
Squid Misspells Word Kabaragoya
Kid needs to learn what “I know it” means. Quasimodo in the making here. Looks like a Sam Stortz going out shirt as well.
* I misspelled misspell previously. Definitely wouldn’t have got kabaragoya.
Why Men Live Shorter Lives
Aside from the obvious reasons of being faster, stronger, and more reckless…stupider comes to mind as well. I did not see this coming.
