Kit-Ty Rex
His name is Mercury and he lost his legs to a weed wacker. He looks pretty happy.
Like a Glove
This gif is from a story of a 90 year old man going through a car wash at warp speed where he confused the brake and gas. I thought it was funny (he survived and no one was hurt) when I read about it a few days ago but not blog-worthy. However, the geniuses of Reddit merged it with the Ace Ventura “like a glove” and it becomes infinitely funnier. “Have an A1 day…?”
Which one is the brake?
Reddit Comment
I have no clue how people can confuse the pedals. “Whoops, this is not the brake pedal. Better floor it in case it turns out to be the brake pedal after all”.
Where he parked is great.
Life Laughs
There are some concepts in life that are just flat out funny. The most common characteristic is that they can be understood by everyone. Without further ado:
Kids Getting Hurt
Little kids getting clobbered is hilarious because their bodies are tiny. It’s like they barely even get hurt because they are so small. Plus they aren’t very bright so they get themselves in situations you could never think of.
Safety Check? Fail.
That vehicle looks safe.
A little more spring.
Farting
It was hard to decide if pooping was as funny as farting but people can get grossed out by turds. Farting makes a hilarious sound followed by a brief moment of stench. Sharting is also hilarious.
Blast Off
An actual fart
Unpredictable Pets
It’s not funny if you know it’s coming. When something completely happens out of the blue that you could never anticipate, especially with animals because you have no idea what they are thinking, it’s funny.
One is not enough.
The Slide is Closed
The Polish are as dumb as you think. This slide is closed and it’s closed for a reason. “Who the fuck thought this would be a good idea to build that things for kids”
Serious Air
To try to make this post more than just an embedded Instagram video, would this have gone viral if there wasn’t any music? I tend to think not. I also should point out that the seat tries to ram him.
How to An Hero
Tell me at least someone else will laugh at this.
U Wot M8?
I’m sure not everyone has my sense of humor but I love the U Wot M8’s. From what I gather it’s British and you say it when you are ready to step to a fight.
My personal favorite to get us started
Cat in trouble.
A perfect Elephant U Wot M8
Don’t mess with an elephant if you have a long neck.
Don’t step to squirrels
Ferocious
Inanimate objects can get themselves in trouble as well.
This is one badass billy goat
Lettuce needs to learn when to back down.
Lettuce should have backed down.
This guy gets it.
So does he.
This guy did not.
Green Screen at Work
I was focused in on the gymnast who made the long leap to the left and even after grabbing on to the ledge at that jumping distance, he was unable to pull himself up. Mind boggling.
Driving Genius
Europeans think Americans are stupid but they have their share.
