Super Mario Ping Pong
I watched this about 5 times and started smiling because it made me smile. Who stops the game and notices this?
Drunk Driving
The first time I got on a Moped felt like this.
How To Go Off On a Tangent
How can I die when I’m dead?
Top 5 Family Guy Characters
Family Guy is my go to show when I’m looking for something to watch and don’t have a lot of time. I have seen most of the episodes and never feel committed to watching a full one. I don’t mind picking them up in the middle either which is a huge plus.
The show takes criticism for using too many cut away jokes but I don’t see what the big deal is. If it’s funny, it’s funny. The later seasons have been a step down from the middle seasons when the show hit its full stride and Seth MacFarlane still cared about the show. As the seasons went on, Seth got bigger than the show and the new writers didn’t create content as well as Seth did. This is my theory anyway. Considering I’ve watched almost every episode and still watch them to this day, I wanted to highlight my top 5 characters of the show. Some characters are just guaranteed to bring a laugh.
5. Peter Griffin
It’s hard not to put Peter at #1 but he has too many moments in general that his unfunny moments collide with his gems. Peter is what makes the show go and his incompetence is what allows many of the jokes to be as funny as they are. I will always laugh at Peter on Redbull.
4. Mort Goldman
I couldn’t find good Mort clips on Youtube but he’s your stereotypical Jew. Family Guy constantly uses hilarious Jewish jokes that can be run through Mort.
“Please flush the toilet twice – once for the bulk, again for the remainder, thank you!”
3. Dr. Hartman
The bumbling doctor is always good for a laugh. His uncertainty in his profession leads to hilarity every time there is a health issue. I also loved when he was talking to Carter Pewterschmitt.
LOIS GRIFFIN: Peter, did you take care of that…
PETER GRIFFIN: What? Oh, my growth! Yeah, I had the doctor looking at it.
DOCTOR HARTMAN: Mr. Griffin, that isn’t your growth, that’s your penis.
PETER GRIFFIN: What about the…
DOCTOR HARTMAN: Testicles.
2. John Herbert
Herbert the pervert deserves all time legendary status. There is no line he recites without some sort of gay, little boy connotation. He’s hilarious.
“Don’t you mouth off to me or I’ll slap you right in the penis.”
1. Stewie
The lines I like most are spoken by Stewie. I like how he started off as a baby trying to take over the world and adapted into a gayish intellectual. I particularity the interaction between Stewie and Brian and they amp up the show when they get together. Seth MacFarlane must feel like a mad man talking to himself like that. Peter-Stewie conversations are equally amusing.
Family Guy – Go Go Gadget Skis
I watched this clip and laughed hysterically. The Go Go Gadget skis only added to the enjoyment. Peter proclaiming that he’s a robot from outer space makes it sound futuristic when in fact he’s a knight from Medieval times had me going. Then the Go Go Gadget skis was fantastic because I bet younger viewers haven’t even heard of Inspector Gadget. It was a 80’s TV show where the bumbling Inspector Gadget would make a mockery of detective work and then Penny and Brain would eventually solve it. One of my favorite TV shows growing up.
Drunk Guy Gif
This is actually my most watched youtube video but the Gif just makes it simpler. I love the suit and the body bend. Here is my favorite Reddit comment on it.
I’ve heard it said that when you’re limp and relaxed you can avoid some injury. The way he moved like Gumby in that last fall makes me wonder if he’ll just be a little scraped up.
Thank Adult Swim for How To Play Jai Alai
This is a short video of a segway break on the Cartoon Network during Adult Swim. I found it to be hilarious and commend them on creating something that appeals to the demographic who watches their shows.
I apologize for the video but I took 10 takes and couldn’t figure out how to make the white lettering not glow. I’ve added the text below for utmost clarity.
How To Play Jai Alai
1. Sling the ball at a wall with your hand scoop
2. Catch the ball and whip it at the other guy’s dick
3. Important: Don’t let the ball hit you in the dick
4. First one to hit the other guy and make him cry wins
5. Then you eat chips and salsa together and watch DVD’s
In conclusion, we’ve never play Jai Alai.
Why did I think this was hilarious? First things first, I knew Jai Alai was a game where you used a scoop to throw a ball but had no idea how to play. Other tidbits I knew are it is a big gambling game and I remember Johnny Knoxville in Jackass taking the shots to the body so that also piqued my interest. I was actually curious to know how to play. Either way, once 2 hit, I was already cracking up because that wasn’t what I expected and they used the word dick. The idea of balls hitting people in the dick at high velocity was immediately hitting my hilarious zone. 4 and 5 could have been a bit more thought out but the damage had already been done. Altogether, I was amused.
This is how you really play.
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