The Chain Tree

After some brunch discussion of a Christmas tree stand not being strong enough, the idea of a chain tree was floated around by Sam. I’ll put this one on about the same scale as the rotating toilet but still thoughtful none the less.

I exclaimed that having Photoshop was great and all but it’s challenging to come up with projects. Sometimes I’ll sit there and think about what cool things I can(‘t) do and I could come up with nothing for hours. Similar to this blog when I go days without posting. What I want to bring with this post are my poor, but hopefully improving, shop skills and what we talk about at brunch. The black Santa Claus is in the works.

A tree being held up by 2 Chainz

A tree being held up by 2 Chainz

By |2013-12-01T22:19:04-05:00December 1st, 2013|Photoshop|0 Comments

Rate the Katy Perry Shop

Some color changes to a Katy Perry picture

Some color changes to a Katy Perry picture

I’m sure people who view this web site regularly will think it’s pretty weird that I use Katy Perry in my Photoshop attempts but you have to understand that I have to practice to get better and she serves as a good model. Combine this with the idea that she probably gets searched more than anyone beside Gaga and Rihanna and this gives me hope for an influx of traffic. This would actually be a tad bit incorrect thinking based on past results and the incredible traffic I received from Brandi Passante a few years back. That traffic hit me because there weren’t a lot of other pictures in cyberspace about Brandi. Katy Perry probably has millions which would leave anything I do in the depths. Nevertheless, I still have to continue practicing and she works out fine. Call me a creep, I don’t mind. This was actually two backgrounds combined which is more advanced than what I was doing before. Give me another month and I’ll start producing some finer work.

Messing around with Photoshop and using Katy Perry as my model.

Messing around with Photoshop and using Katy Perry as my model.

By |2013-11-26T20:10:22-05:00November 26th, 2013|Celeb, Photoshop|1 Comment

Katy Perry Boob Shopped

It’s a sad day when a sick person starts learning the sick features of photoshop. It doesn’t feel weird at all because it’s great practice. I watch a few things in a tutorial and then apply them to Katy Perry’s boobs. I’m sure the prudes of the world will extend legs or blot out pimples but I go straight for the goods. You can see that I wasn’t able to get her hair properly after removing all of her flower decoration but the damage was done. I think I opened up the picture nicely and the expansion is totally unnecessary but extremely worth it. I’m awaiting a phone call from Ms. Perry’s lawyers.

Turning Katy Perry's breasts from huge to humongous

Turning Katy Perry’s breasts from huge to humongous

By |2016-10-28T15:22:57-04:00November 5th, 2013|Photoshop|0 Comments

My Goal Is To Beat Cecily Tynan

Cecily next to her doofus husband.

Cecily next to her doofus husband.

Cecily Tynan, the Philadelphia weather caster, was 43 when she won her age division last year competing in the Run the Bridge 10k. She was 51st overall with a time of 38:29 which averaged out to 6:10 miles. Sam sent me an email stating that I have to beat her. My response was a wimp out and said that I probably can’t and I might not even run. After running a few miles today, a different position has been taken.

A month ago I was gearing up for this 10k. I was routinely hitting 8-9 miles at paces that even though I didn’t time, I know were fast with some miles hitting under 6. I was feeling slim and for a race as short as 10k, I would have posted a fast time. Unfortunately I went against a cardinal rule and got myself injured. There was no one to blame this on but myself. I always say (at least to myself) that getting injured is the absolute worst thing you can do to yourself. If there is a part of your body that hurts, rest it, and come back when it feels better. I ignored this and a week previous to hurting my knee, I kept complaining that my knee hurt but I was still working out on it. Already tender, I played a football game and tweaked it to the point that it was seriously injured. I didn’t get an MRI, but did see a doctor and the diagnosis was that it was bruised or sprained and that rest was the best option. I’ve readily complied and have sat out 5 straight weeks of football and basketball. I’ve made various attempts to do some runs but each time I could feel my knee was ready to give way if I ever tried to do anything more than jog. With that back story in place, it brings upon today.

Today I went for a run and would say it was relatively painless. I still wasn’t able to hit full speed but I would guess I was hitting somewhere near 7 minute pace. All things considered, even if I’m not in my best shape, I still should have retained some of the strength I built from a month ago. With 4 more days rest until the race (I’m going to attempt a double header football game on Saturday which may exacerbate this situation), I should be ready to rock for the race. Which brings us to Cecily.

Under normal circumstances this isn’t even a consideration. My Broad St time beat her by over 2 minutes and it would only get wider in a 10k. However, I’m not at full strength and I have a feeling she doesn’t miss a beat. My goal would be 6:10 miles. If she runs faster than that, she’ll win. If I were a betting man, I’d probably give her a 75-25 edge. My ceiling is higher but my training is why behind. I hope I find her during the run and can start chatting her up. She’s obviously a dime at 44 and it would be fun to take her down at the finish line. I’d definitely make a picture or two. Hopefully it comes to that.

tcvscecily

She didn’t have a shoe, an arm, or a shadow before I got done with her.

By |2013-10-30T23:34:01-04:00October 30th, 2013|Photoshop, Running, Sports|1 Comment

Shop Practice

Latest artwork. From the previous post (Calvin) you can see my understanding of layers is growing and I’ve been throwing in some gradient work. This was some work with text. This is moving into my 3rd week and my understanding of the program is growing.

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By |2013-10-29T23:14:10-04:00October 29th, 2013|Photoshop|0 Comments

The Answer

AI is officially retiring at the home opener against the Heat on Oct 30th and I put my developing photoshop skills to use.

AI always has a place in Philly

AI always has a place in Philly

By |2013-10-22T00:39:13-04:00October 22nd, 2013|Photoshop|1 Comment

Northern Liberties Church

Every time I walk by this church on a clear day I think how good of a picture it would be. I used a shop effect and wanted to add something to the sky but it isn’t coming out better than the original.

Northern Liberties Church

By |2013-10-20T11:25:16-04:00October 20th, 2013|Photoshop|0 Comments

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