I actually like Alex Morgan so I’m using this for my own amusement more than making an actual point. I also haven’t made a photoshop post in a while.

Here are a few products Alex Morgan endorses.

Not a chance she eats these.
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Smile looks pretty good to me already.
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I wish I were the chapstick.
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And a few she hasn’t.
Karate Kid 5 – Kicks For Real
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Who’s the prettiest?
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