25 Feb, 2013

The Dumbest Question Ever Asked?

By |2016-10-29T13:29:52-04:00February 25th, 2013|My Brain|2 Comments

So I was at my menial temp-job until I had landed something legit again. (Side note, ask as many people as you can before deciding to go to law school, you may not like what you hear, or maybe you will.)  This article was originally being drafted prior to my landing a job; I have since found a temporary home, where I will actually be doing positive things with my bar license, so that’s nice.

Anyway, the great thing about that temp-job was that I could dick around on my phone pretty much all day.  So, at one point I was on my phone reading an article on ESPN.com about how the Falcons had released Michael Turner.  Before I get to my point, I kind of feel like this is a mistake.  I understand he is due over $6 mil, but if they draft a running back, he’d still be a great compliment to have and use to pound the ground on short-yardage and goal-line plays, the guy was a horse and still has something left in the tank I think.

So at the bottom of the article there are ads leading you to other pages.  The top ad caught my eye, and normally I wouldn’t click on one, but this was just too tempting.  The ad, which I will get to in a moment, was on a site called celebrity toob.  Unfortunately, because I let days lapse before finishing this post, I could not find the link (I spent a good 10 minutes searching and re-searching.  IGN led me close, but to no avail).  I do however, still have the snapshot of headline of this ad: “Is Jennifer Aniston’s Bikini Too Small?” (Since I could not find the original link, if you are dying to see shots of her, the IGN link will send you to a photo gallery of her.)

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Really?  Really!?  This is quite possibly the dumbest f’n question I have ever heard.  Who in their right mind would say such a thing.  Likely a woman, an ugly woman if I had to guess.  Sorry, it’s the truth.  I don’t think I’ve ever met a guy that’s said or even thought something like “wow that chick is hot, she really should cover up more though, I hate seeing her cleavage and geez that ass is so nice but I really don’t want to see that.”  Hell, even all the gay friends I have can appreciate a hot woman when they see one.  In fact, in that sense, gay guys are lucky, they can say and do things to women that we straight men could never get away with.

I could understand if she were starting to show her age and maybe she had some ugly wrinkles or fromundacheese or something disgusting.  But even at 44, the woman is still super hot!  I think Brad Pitt made a mistake.  Sure Angelina Jolie has her own thing going on (but lets be honest, she was hotter when she was younger) and she’s younger than Jenny, but I find it hard to believe he really wanted to adopt like 20 kids.  Even if he did, I’d take Jennifer over Angelina every day of the week, but I guess that’s just me.  Alright, I’m straying off-track here and my point was supposed to be short and sweet: that advertisement asked a dumb-ass question!  But perhaps it served its purpose: not only did I click the link, but I also wrote an entire blog entry about it.

24 Feb, 2013

3 Part Weekend

By |2013-02-25T19:13:56-05:00February 24th, 2013|My Life|0 Comments

This weekend I did something that I don’t normally do but found it entertaining. After going out on Friday night I woke up and Jeff and Pat were going to Tir Na Nog at 11am to watch some soccer. I don’t really give a shit about soccer but decided it was something different. I threw some action on Man U and Arsenal and was all set. When we got to the bar it is apparent that soccer wasn’t the main draw but Rugby was the main attraction. We sat at a back bar and ordered some eggs and Guinness watching soccer. The atmosphere was really great and getting buzzed early in the morning is refreshing. After our games ended (I went 1-1 for a +30 spot) we met up with one of our newly acquainted friends who was from South Africa and learned a bit about Rugby. It was England vs France and was surprisingly entertaining. We ended up leaving at around 2 and I crashed at about 5 to wake up at 7 and go out again for Saturday night. This morning soccer/rugby actually created a pretty ideal Saturday. I actually liked it enough to say I would do it again next weekend. I believe the Erin Express is starting up shortly and that will lead to a mass shit show in the city. That’s what I was told will be crazy Rugby action at Tir Na Nog. Just a quick update from a time when I have no new ideas and nothing good to post.

22 Feb, 2013

Last Second Shot of Self Confidence

By |2013-02-22T14:41:53-05:00February 22nd, 2013|My Brain, My Life|0 Comments

Self-Confidence

I have an array of ideas that all are factoring into this post. I watched some of the Charles Barkley turning 50 program and he said that at a certain point in his career he hadn’t developed the self confidence to know he was the best. This got me thinking about how good MJ was at being clutch and all the big shots he made. Then I remembered a WSJ entry documenting who the best and worst current NBA players were at making last second shots this year. Believe it or not, Kyrie Irving was the best and Paul George was the worst with a surprise Kobe being terrible as well (this year). Next I brought these ideas into my own life and how good I am at last second shots and how rarely this moment occurs. This was probably the only time I’ve been clutch in my life (there was also a shot I made on the Bball Travel team against PW that tied the game). My lack of opportunities throughout my life is the case for a specific reason, I don’t have the self confidence in these situations to succeed. Why?

There are certain people who are either born with self confidence or are able to cultivate it throughout their life. It’s probably one of the most important attributes to have. The ability to do something successfully isn’t as easy as it sounds. Everyone can talk about doing something but when it really comes down to doing it, your self confidence is on display. I personally don’t have the self confidence I should. Just some examples, when I play basketball my mind thinks about how I’m going to miss this lay up opposed to how I’m going to make the layup. When I try to pick up girls my mind concentrates on what is wrong with the person rather than right. It’s just a mindset. If for some reason I just decided that I’m the best person to give the ball to at the end of the game and I fully believed it, I’d probably get some opportunities. As is, I know I’m not that good and don’t want to be responsible for missing the last second shot.

That’s where the enigma of self-confidence comes into play. I know people who are terrible at things but they don’t know they are terrible at it. So their self confidence is unrealistically higher than it should be. I’m not sure if that is good or bad but it’s worth noting. My mindset tends to be overwhelmed with reality and past results. This leads me to have lower self confidence than I should. If I just flicked a switch and started believing more in everything I do, I’d probably achieve more. This of course is a complete mindfuck because it doesn’t always work. I was playing Jeff in Ping-Pong and in my mind I was continuously telling myself I’m better and he has no shot at winning. Once the game gets started and I catch some slams in my grill, no self-confidence in the world can overcome being outmatched. It’s almost like you have to trick your brain into not only having self confidence, but then trick it again into doing something skillfully. Repetition can help with the second part but the first part has crippled many a people.

21 Feb, 2013

TV Interaction = Loose Butthole

By |2013-03-15T02:56:08-04:00February 21st, 2013|Tv|1 Comment

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I’ve grown to be a pretty big fan of Workaholics. Netflix only has the first season so I’ve been re-watching all of those episodes. The first season isn’t bad but the show has improved since then with Adam, Blake, and Ders really coming into their own. So I used a line, loose butthole in the title, which appears way more often in the beginning compared to now. For the uninformed, you don’t want a loose butthole, you want a tight butthole. So anything can be called loose or tight butthole. If you are wearing a stupid hat, the hat is loose butthole. Watch the clip above for a better understanding. This post will have a real point, that I haven’t made yet, but I just needed to clarify the title which won’t really come into play throughout this post. To lay it out plain and simple, interactive TV is loose butthole.

Howard Stern was interviewing Mark Cuban and the Cubes made a comment that years ago people watched TV with a beer in a recliner. Nowadays, people are up against the screen with their computers out and tweeting anytime something happens. He referred to this as interactive television using social media. He also made a point how the success of Shark Tank was aided by him “tweeting” during one of the episodes and that helped create a bigger following. That in mind, it’s easy to see why Cuban believes interactive TV is the future of television and I’d agree Mark Cuban is generally ahead of the curve. I don’t disagree with this, I just don’t like it.

On Sunday I was watching the Walking Dead and decided to open up a laptop and follow along with their “story sync”. If I hadn’t of done this, this post would never have been made because I would have no real experience with this type of television. Since I did, I can comment on how it’s more of a distraction than entertainment. I found myself watching the laptop with their stupid polls and screenshots than the show itself. I was more concerned with how many “walkers” Darrell was killing or whether Carol or Axel were an item (that never came to fruition when a bullet hit Axel in the head), than actually watching the show. They also have a comment section with hundreds if not thousands of people posting throughout the show. This was also created commotion because it’s constantly updating and paying attention to the comments leaves you missing the episode. I will add though that some people are hilarious with their comments towards characters and story lines. Andrea is an asshole was a good one.

This is why Workaholics is tight butthole. I can just sit there and watch the show. No interaction, just sit and laugh. I don’t have to worry about story lines, tweeting, updates, or anything that requires me to do something. I hope the future of our television doesn’t continue to move towards interaction like Cuban suggests because now that I’m getting old, I don’t want to interact. Once you get old you don’t want to adapt to what the newfangled kids are doing. Revolt against change! Just kidding, but I still hope interactive TV dies a slow death along with social media.

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Ned Stark Loose Butthole

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19 Feb, 2013

The Saving Grace

By |2013-02-19T19:11:49-05:00February 19th, 2013|My Brain|0 Comments

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I’ve been watching a decent amount of Pawn Stars lately. I enjoy this show for two reasons: 1) I learn history about a lot of unique items 2) I see what type of valuation they place on these items. Whether these shows are staged or not is another question as I feel I was duped pretty good on Storage Wars. My theory is that the shows start off with a realistic vibe aka Jersey Shore, and as the characters grow into celebrities, the reality gets flushed down the toilet. All that being said there is still one thing that I notice on Pawn Stars which has to be reality, everyone who pawns an item already has the cash spent before it hits their wallet.

Whenever a person gets interviewed about what they are going to do with the money they earned from pawning their answers typically include “I’m going to have a nice meal,” “I’m going to help pay for a wedding,” or “I’m going to buy some new gear.” No one ever says I’m going to put this money into my Roth IRA. Now I have to assume that people in a Pawn shop generally will not be the type of people who are thinking about saving money but this is a universal problem with the United States. Where is this education growing up on how to prepare for your financial future?

In general, people are stupid. They acquire debt without understanding that you have to pay it back or else there is this naughty caveat called interest. I also get the feeling that most people who acquire money feel the need to spend it. It must be human nature. I graduated with a degree in Finance and I can’t think of one class I ever took that stressed the importance of saving and how to do it. It’s part of the reason our economy collapsed. Combine that with the greed of bankers who prey on people who don’t save and we find ourselves in 2008. I know how difficult saving can be because I can’t do it right myself.

I have a better than average job and I can’t save a penny. My expenses deteriorate my ability to save. Most of it is my fault. I have a decent apartment in the city and I drive around in a nice car. I don’t worry about bar tabs or eating out. I spend money on clothes when I feel like it. Sure I’ve saved some cash when I was younger and living at home to be in this position but it certainly hasn’t gotten any easier as I’ve gotten older. My troubles always begin with the thought that I’m not on this Earth to sit and accumulate money. I’m here to try to live and enjoy the time I have. Obviously there is a balance towards this idea but unless you practice the habit of saving, you’re going to lose.

Money is one of the hardest concepts to master while you live on this planet. Everybody around you is trying to figure out how to accumulate it just like you. Learning how to save is essential to a prosperous life. Pay off all debt and live within your means. Sounds boring but it speaks volumes of truth. I can’t advocate constantly saving and never doing because I think that might actually be worse. Finding the balance of being able to save while enjoying everything life has to offer is a goal to strive for. Shit I’m getting old if I’m posting about the importance of saving. A good guide on saving.

18 Feb, 2013

Happy 56th Vanna!

By |2016-10-28T15:24:17-04:00February 18th, 2013|Tv|0 Comments

Brookes made me aware of this clip of Vanna White on the Price is Right in 1980. What a beauty at 23. Perfect sun blonde hair, beautiful tan complexion, killer body, it’s no wonder she moved on to better and bigger things. The Get Serious shirt is also fitting. Bob Barker also makes a comment towards the end about her checking herself too often on the monitor. He looks way different 30 years ago as well. I actually watched all 7 minutes of this clip just because and the bidding is absolutely atrocious round after round. She’s one of the worst if you can believe that! Nobody ever bids 1 dollar and they don’t even consider the range of numbers they are getting. Aside from that I’d say she’s suited to turn over letters on Wheel of Fortune. She is noted in the Guinness Book Of World Records as Televisions Most Frequent Clapper. She’s not sky high in my list of hotties but she certainly made a name for herself and has been relevant in the industry for decades.

Her premiere on Wheel of Fortune

18 Feb, 2013

I Want What He’s Having

By |2016-10-29T13:33:59-04:00February 18th, 2013|Childhood, My Brain, My Life|2 Comments

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The idea was first brought to my attention years ago by a friend of mine.  The idea is simple: kids are straight-up trippin’ balls!

I don’t have any scientific data to support this notion, but the evidence is quite obvious if you simply spend some time around children.  I believe that for the vast majority of children, up until around 8 years of age, give or take, because the brain is still developing, they are not yet full human beings.  Instead, they are almost-humans, perpetually wacked out of their gourds.

Logic tells me it’s likely brain chemistry and early developmental stages of becoming a full-fledged human being.  I don’t know if it’s the juices in the brain still swirling around or the very fact that as children, things are still novel, so everything they do and say is, in a sense, a test.  They are testing out the world and their environment, learning from it with each and every move and calculated and un-calculated decision.  They are like mini scientists without any guidelines or instructions manual.

They pee on stuff.  They make funny faces and sounds.  They laugh at seemingly everything and nothing.  They scream for no apparent reason.  They run around in circles shouting nonsense, as if it’s utterly important; I wonder if their gibberish very well may be gospel if we could only interpret it.

What if they’re tripping because they are still feeling the effects of getting over living a previous life?  What if it’s because as the brain develops they have yet to realize how fucked up the world is, so they are untainted by it, just out to have a good time?  I obviously don’t have any of these answers but when I see kids, I see how much fun they have and I often think to myself, I wish life were still that much fun and that simple: test and re-test.  Remember how great a simple toy was as a child?  And how if someone handed it to you now, you’d be like “what the hell, why are you giving me this?  Go away I have expense reports to review.”  Whatever the reason may be, I think every one of us at one point or another would relish the opportunity to just go balls-out, that is to say, to re-live childhood, or at least the good parts of it.

18 Feb, 2013

The Long Lost Early 90’s

By |2013-02-18T12:06:26-05:00February 18th, 2013|Childhood|1 Comment

The Early 90’s was when my memory starts kicking in. I get a few memories from Pre-school but nothing major. Once I hit the later years of elementary school, I believe you start to develop a better understanding of what is happening around you. That’s why I remember the early 90’s and some of the products and events that stood out. Here is a list of some random items and topics that I will never forget.

Video Game Consoles – Neo Geo & 3DO
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I would assume that most people born before me would never have known these two systems even existed. Throw in Sega CD and these were probably some of the biggest console flops that no one owned. I didn’t even have a friend, aside from the McGrath’s, who owned one of these consoles. I remember the Neo-Geo costing $650 bucks or something ridiculous. Fatal Fury and Metal Slug were the bread winners for series. I have not seen a 3DO in my life. The popular systems were the ones they made games for and that’s what people played. The progression was Atari, then NES, next was Sega Genesis and SNES, then Playstation and N64, then PS2, Xbox 360, Wii. PC picked up steam when a connection fast enough to run the games with no lag was huge to gaming. Many consoles were out there though that didn’t catch on and these are two that come to mind. Lynx is another.


Addams Family Movies

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I was a huge fan of the Addams Family movies. I know the TV series ran in the 60’s but these movies were my first introduction to the family. I particularly liked Cousin ITT and Thing. I sort of remember thinking Wednesday, played by Christian Ricci, was hot. Pugsley just got on my nerves and I didn’t even realize Fester was played by Christopher Lloyd years later when I knew who Christopher Lloyd was. Addams Family Values, the sequel, I believe was when Wednesday and Pugsley went to some camp which wasn’t as good as the first one when Uncle Fester came back brainwashed from a Bermuda Triangle incident. I honestly forget but I still remember enjoying these movies tremendously as a kid. I think it was the quirkiness of the characters and the death jokes.

1992 Dream Team
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The greatest basketball team ever assembled. They defeated their opponents by an average of almost 44 points a game which I would consider embarrassing the opposition. They took home gold in 92′ and stamped the USA as the most dominant basketball nation existing. Obviously the world has caught up in terms of talent since 92′ but this was a historic team and we will never see this type of annihilation again in history. The committee was not going to include Barkley because of his aggressive personality but he proved it was a wise decision by going 71% from the floor and 7 or 8 from 3 point land in the tournament. I bought a set of Dream Team player cards that I still have today. They aren’t worth anything.

Jansport & Eddie Bauer
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There was a pretty funny scene in 21 Jump Street when they are discussing if you should wear one strap vs two that I remember pretty accurately being the case in grade school. What type of bag you had could also bring about some ridicule. A black Eddie Bauer, 2 strap look is what I used to rock. Remember when you’d have 5 big ass text books and it would bulge your bag out? I was like 4 ft tall carrying around 50 lbs of books on my bag, torture. I wish I had some photos of my old backpacks because I don’t think it was until 6th grade that I got a real backpack. I’d have TMNT or GI Joe. I remember taking pride in having a neat and tidy backpack. A pocket to hold #2 Ticonderoga pencils was a must. I swapped to a .07mm lead mechanical pencil in high school and college.

Roller Blades
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The move from Abec 1 bearings to Abec 3 was a major change in my life. I always wanted to move onto Abec 5’s but I’m just not that much of a wild man. We even built a two foot ramp that we’d do minor tricks off of. Rollerblades were also essential to roller hockey which I believe we had a decent time playing. It’s a little bit sad to see these lose popularity but I still see some people whizzing by on Kelly Drive with them. I also remember taking some serious spills when your brake got so worn out it would be nothing.

LA Gear
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I never owned a pair of LA Gear light up shoes but they were still pretty cool in terms of hype. I suppose people could see you walking around in the dark which must be their greatest advantage. I honestly can’t think of another reason why you’d want your shoes to light up. With a little research though it seems like they sold 100 million pairs throughout time. That is not a typo. They’ve also failed to regain popularity but that shouldn’t be surprising considering their spokesmen were Luke Walton and Ron Artest.

Tandy Computers
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Did anyone not have a computer class in middle school? We had these types of machines, I honestly can’t remember if they were Tandy or some 486 stands out in my mind. They tried to teach us spreadsheets and how to type but all I remember is playing arkanoid and Gorilla in QBasic. I think back to those days and do believe that Mrs. DeFranco teaching me how to use the homerow is one of the greatest things I’ve ever learned. Even though I thought she was the worst teacher, she taught me the most useful skill. I also learned a decent amount about DOS which I’m sure kids today have never even heard of.

16 Feb, 2013

Frostbite 5 Miler 2013 Experience

By |2013-03-15T02:57:23-04:00February 16th, 2013|Running|0 Comments

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The Frostbite 5 Miler is a very well run race hosted by the Ambler running club. Ira Meyers, winner of the 1986 Philadelphia Marathon, is the race director and keeps everyone up to date with info. Supposedly we were going to get some snow and ice last night but luckily everything held off. I slept at my parents house so I wouldn’t have to rush to race. I got there at 8:15 or so and there were already a good number of people. The race started at 9am and was expected to get 1600 runners. I met up with Ck4 and Nikkii and other people looking to recruit runners for the American Odyssey Run come April. We are looking to get 2 teams of 12 runners and are 4 short so if anyone who reads this blog wants to participate in a 200 mile relay run from Gettysburg to DC, let me know. The highlight being you get to spend 24+ hours in a van with me.

Back to the run. The weather was perfect for this run as it is sometimes extremely frigid. I got in behind the first few rows of runners and the race began promptly as scheduled. I had trained entirely indoors this year and this was my first time outside since the fall. Sometimes treadmill training can be deceiving with no hills so I wasn’t sure what to expect. The first mile is a gradual decline and I finished the first mile at 5:15. I read last year’s post and was at 5:30 so I knew I was at a pretty good pace. I still felt good and was running mostly with myself and came across the next mile at 10:50. Still feeling good I started running with this bro for the next mile and we were at low 17 for 3 which I knew would make it difficult to break 29 which I would say is my goal. At this point I still had strength in my legs and was expecting to pick up the pace. Wrong. At 23:15 crossing the 4 mark I knew I was toast. To quote Sam, “I started rigging up.” My stomach was hurting even though I still had strength in my legs, I just couldn’t get a kick going. With 400 a female started coming up on me but even a deathly ill TC can outkick a girl and I finished with a 29:15 or so. I was pretty pleased as I didn’t know what to expect. It was 10 seconds off of last year and I assume I’ll lose 10 seconds every year following.

I talked with Ck4 at the finish line for a while and then jumped in my car and headed off. I had to drive through some runners but they made it out alive without getting hurt. I got a vanilla milkshake from McDonalds like last year and headed back to Philly. I arrived back at 10:30 which should make this one of the first posts in any blog out there about this race.

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