1 Jul, 2011

Vintage Youth BBall

By |2011-07-01T16:32:12-04:00July 1st, 2011|Sports|0 Comments

This is our Championship game back when we were in 6th and 7th grade. There is more footage but I’m not the greatest with the video editing software and this was the best I could do. Pretty much just Chad and I as 13 year olds. Loads of cameo’s though.

The best part about this one is in the second half of the clip when my dad is screaming “Chad, be cool” and he fires up a shot that misses the rim by a foot. The back of little JKash’s head makes an appearance.

Back when I could shoot.

Can’t slow down the man from putting the ball in the basket, LEFTY?!?!?!.

Silky Smooth Jumper.

1 Jul, 2011

Rising Shorts

By |2011-07-01T12:36:57-04:00July 1st, 2011|My Brain|0 Comments

I’m not sure if people are aware of this and never talk about it but this is my #1 concern when buying pants. Considering I never try my pants on before I buy them, this is usually found out when it’s too late. If you don’t understand what I’m talking about I’ll spell it out. When you sit down and your pants bunch up so it looks like you have a boner. In one sense I think it’s great that people can think you have a huge schlong but most likely they just think you are popping wood. Shorts makers probably don’t even consider this when they are mass producing shorts but it’s obviously something to consider. Just wanted to point this out to all my readers to be on the look out for rising shorts.

1 Jul, 2011

Curiousity Killed the Cat

By |2011-07-01T10:31:40-04:00July 1st, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

I had two things happen to me that inspired this post. The first was last night when the bar was playing an encore of the Phillies game on TV. I was aware that the Phillies lost the game 5-2 but I didn’t see any of the game. Here’s the thing, I had absolutely no interest in a replayed game and asked that they put on anything live. Houston Astros vs Texas Rangers was what ended up being put on and it was infinitely better than the replay. This also was the case with Wimbledon. I have no interest in watching tennis but while I was down the shore with nothing to do, I found myself putting on these matches for the mere fact that they were live. I’d rather watch live croquet than a replayed baseball game. It’s all about the element of surprise. Why did I italicize that phrase? People love the unknown. The unknown is more exciting than what any replay has to offer. Just my opinion.

My second experience had to do with a cockroach. I entered my bathroom at work to find a cockroach directly in front of me. Instinctively I smashed it with my foot. Much to the dismay to the cockroach, I only managed to crush his entire lower half and he still had the ability to squirm the upper half. I was fascinated. I ended up putting him in the toilet and flushing but not after I watched him try to swim with a half body. I’m sick I know. How does this go with the theme of this post? I would have never wrote this paragraph about killing a cockroach if I didn’t make it happen. It happened to me live and I didn’t expect it to happen. I just think it’s so neat that I would never, ever have been able to think about walking in a bathroom, stomping on a cockroach, only destroying half his body, and than watching his almost dead body squirm. Live events are awesome.

30 Jun, 2011

The worst jobs

By |2016-11-02T00:09:46-04:00June 30th, 2011|My Brain|4 Comments

I’m going to give my thoughts on worst jobs that differ a bit from McDonald’s cashier or cleaning up horses turds at a farm.

1. Insurance Salesman – This would be my least favorite career out of them all. You have to convince yourself that you are selling something that is beneficial to people. This is not the case with insurance. Justify as much as you want that insurance is good for you and all I have to say is that if the premiums didn’t outweigh the money being paid out, no insurance companies would exist. My problems with insurance.

Any time a claim comes to light the insurance company is going to do anything they can to weasel out of it. Who actually feels comfortable that no matter what the issue, your insurance company is looking out for you and not themselves? My other problem, and here’s an example, I’ve had car insurance for 11 years now and have never filed a claim. How come I don’t get a rebate for being a fantastic driver. It’s essentially robbery. I had one instance come up recently where a stone hit my windshield and cracked it. My comprehensive covered it, they sent someone out to stop it from growing but they couldn’t fix it completely and once I turn my car in I’m going to have to get a new windshield. Great help there insurance agent!

So why I believe insurance agent is the worst job now that you know that I find the benefits of insurance hidden. So assuming your OK with selling a mystery product, you have to find your own clientele. This involved actively seeking people and then trying to sell them some bs. Most people aren’t looking to spend money on nothing, you have to push your product on these people. That combination makes this profession, in my opinion, one of the most difficult to be successful at. It takes a tough mindset that will be forced with rejection and difficulty. The benefit is that once you have a client, it’s recurring income and you collect off them each time they pay a premium. That’s why people hate insurance agents, they act like they are helpful but their main goal in life is to make money off you. Don’t forget that. I have friends that are insurance agents and they are nice, honest people, they are doing absolutely nothing wrong but trying to make a living but you really have to convince yourself what you sell is legit because in my lifetime, I’ve never been the beneficiary, always the one being bent over.

2. Parking Authority – You are disliked by everyone. Not one single person likes getting a parking ticket. You walk around and you are despised by the population. Your goal at this profession is to figure out how to write a ticket in less than a minute so you don’t have to get yelled at by the person who you are writing a ticket to. I’d rather work anywhere. Aside from the IRS I can’t think of a job where you are more hated. I also bet there is added pressure by the city to meet a quota. So not only do you feel like a dick all the time but you are pressured into being a dick. Horrible all around.

3. Fundraising Software Salesman for Non-Profits – This is obviously a joke but I know some people will get a kick out of it. Now I know someone who does this and I’m going to explain the bit that I know after hearing way more about it than I care to. Let’s focus on the Non-Profit end of things. These are business and groups of people who earn money through grants from the gov’t and fund raising to do beneficial things for society. Now these groups absolutely need the fundraising software to track the donations they receive. There is nothing wrong in selling them what they NEED. The fine line of moral dilemma is when you start selling them things they will never use. To put this situation in everyday life, LA fitness is taking 35 dollars away from me every month during the summer. I’m inactive and I just don’t cancel my membership because I still might want to go. We can translate this scenario to all software company’s who sell licenses to use their software. Their job is to sell licenses, as many as possible, because there is no additional cost to selling user licenses. Now put at the helm a buyer who works at a non-profit and they are absolutely clueless because they aren’t business savvy. They are usually volunteering or making 20k a year. They are taking the governments money, buying more licenses than they need, never using them and people make money off of their inactivity. Dumb people, taking tax payers money, buying things they think they need because someone is telling them they need it, and now we have a job that is making my list. Have fun sleeping at night CK4.

30 Jun, 2011

Kildare’s Wednesday

By |2011-07-31T12:06:05-04:00June 30th, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

I’m fairly certain people stray away from long posts so I might just try to keep them short and sweet. I ran about 8 miles yesterday at about 7 minute pace and the longer runs tend to wear on my ankle a bit. After that Ck4 and I went to Kildares for a few drinks. Only 2 things of interest. I ordered a four horsemen which is Jack, Johnnie, Jim, and Jose mixed into one shot. Basically nobody orders this shot and it’s pretty gross but it basically proves how much of a man you are. If you can down this shot, you can down almost anything. The bartender said 100 proof whiskey is probably the toughest shot. The other thing to note was payment. The bill came in at 30 bucks and I gave her 50. She gave us 5 bucks off for the In The Biz card and also gave us a free round as we were leaving. So why am I tipping 66%? She’s not going to forget it. This is why bartenders get to know me and like me, because I buy their friendship. Why do I do this? Not because I want to feel loved but because when a bartender likes you, it has added benefits. Free drinks, better service, and for a person who drinks a lot it adds up. We left at 9 or so and then I Turntable.FM’d with Sam for a bit and that was the night.

28 Jun, 2011

Male Bartenders

By |2011-06-28T23:50:29-04:00June 28th, 2011|My Brain|1 Comment

While at the Princeton in Avalon over the weekend, it was clear to me that they purposely hire male bartenders. Let me explain in just a few concise sentences why this is the wrong approach. As a guy, I like to have my drink served by hot, female bartenders. I prefer even not as attractive females over males. Now Nicole, a girl, said she prefers getting served by males. Makes sense. Let me ask this, why on earth would a bar want to cater to females on a weekend? First off, males make more money professionally and therefore have more money to spend. Males also can drink females under the table and will consume more alcohol, thus tipping the bartenders more and more often. When you charge 5.50 a beer I can see why the bar would have no reason to accommodate its bartenders but these are just simple truths that any bar would want to hire as many attractive, female bartenders as possible. My suggestion is to have a 75/25 split. You obviously want some guy bartenders but never more than female bartenders.

28 Jun, 2011

Life Update

By |2016-11-03T15:28:54-04:00June 28th, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

My sincere apologies for a mere 26 posts this month. I was away for two weeks out of the month and just haven’t been putting much effort into the site. However, things will be getting back on track as I have moved out of vacation mode and back into the everyday routine. There is a sense of comfort in my everyday routine. I’m still not eating all that healthy but I put in real work outs and their is a sense of productiveness by going to work which isn’t found on vacation. Also, I always feel like my finances start spiraling out of control when I’m not in my routine. It’s like I’m constantly spending cash on vacation. Anyway, I’m happy to be back and will start living as per usual again.

I put in some nice times on the track yesterday. My usual workout is running 3/4 of a mile to the track and then running 3 straight miles on the track to get a sense of what kind of shape I’m in. Being almost recovered from my ankle injury, I’ve been able to move from sloth back to my former self. I busted out a 5:45, 5:50, 5:35 trio of miles yesterday which had me at about 17:10 for 3 miles. I was quite pleased that at this point in the season I was capable of these times. After that I ran some 4’s and even and 8 and felt pretty good. I’ll be doing the Phil’s 5k and the 10k Mud Run in July so I should be ready assuming nothing goes wrong.

I purchased the Game of Thrones series (book 1) and am about 1/3 of the way through the 600 page book. I’m pretty impressed with the way the book is set up in 10 page chapters and holds the viewpoint of the character. It makes for easy reading. Also, after watching the HBO season before reading the book, I sort of know what is going to happen but I’m still entertained. I pick up on things that never would have struck me if just for the show. The best part is there are 3 more books after this one so I’ll have plenty to keep me occupied considering I can’t put the book down.

Just to comment on True Blood’s season premiere. Wtf. The opening scene with the fairies was just bizarre. The whole Bill Compton being a rich, political figure is just weird. The Lafayette / witch thing is also bizarre. I’ve liked True Blood in the past and I just hope it doesn’t spiral out of control and get silly.

27 Jun, 2011

Shore Pics

By |2011-06-27T16:34:31-04:00June 27th, 2011|My Life|2 Comments

I’m sure everyone is fascinated by what we all look like so I’m going to post some pics of all of us at the shore. Click on the pic to enlarge it.

Legends of Scattergories

More Scattergories

Girls on Prom Night

Sorry Katie

Men of the House

27 Jun, 2011

Jeff & Adam Clayton

By |2016-11-02T00:09:07-04:00June 27th, 2011|My Brain|0 Comments

I know this is really creepy but I was going through some pictures that we took on vacation and came across a picture of Jeff, my brother, and it instantly reminded me of the bassist from U2, Adam Clayton. I watched a rockumentary on U2 called “Rattle and Hum” which is why Jeff’s face reminded me of the move Adam Clayton always used. You also have no idea how hard it is to find a pic of Adam Clayton that resembled Jeff from his Joshua Tree Years. Poll on the right. Maybe I’ll start this as a recurring theme of finding my friends who look like celebs.

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