24 Mar, 2011

Rnningfool & Insertname Update

By |2011-03-24T10:49:53-04:00March 24th, 2011|My Brain|0 Comments

Every so often I take some time and give my readers an update of how my blog traffic has been and what keywords are driving traffic. Rnningfool.com will be approaching 10,000 visits in a months time. I’m currently sitting at 9,500 but a few more good days and I should get there. This will be a milestone and by far the most visits this blog has ever seen. My 3 main Keywords driving traffic are Suri Cruise, Tatyana Ali, and Alex Mack. Ashley Banks and Larisa Oleynik follow at 4 and 5. 7th on my list is Nathan Hafer which is pretty baffling. Technically all my traffic is driven by a couple of stupid posts I made about celebs and I’ve reviewed those pages and tried to figure out why Google sends people to them. I can’t really come up with an answer as I’ve tried to do similar posts and haven’t succeeded. Unfortunately I don’t have the answer for how Google sends people to pages but I’m not going to complain.

You have to give me some credit on my Insertnamesucks.com because I was right on the money for how people search. For the first year and a half of this site I wasn’t able to get google to send any traffic my way but this site is already finding its niche. I had 22 people visit yesterday which was also an all time high for the site. Most people get to the site through this site but an overwhelming amount of that number (7) came from people searching for Ellio’s pizza. I also have people who arrive there by searching for Tosh.0 sucks. I think I lot of people search for things that suck so I have high hopes for this site.

The best way for a site to take off is to have credible inbound links. If you look at my site, the only links I have are all sites I own. If you have a website and want to help me grow this site, I’ll be happy to reciprocate. Stop looming in the shadows and let’s make some traffic together. Also, I had someone tell me about good ideas to write in a future post. I will always take advice on different topics but what would really be great if people just sent me their entries and I can just read them and post them. Do you know how hard it is to maintain two sites with creativity? I could certainly use some help if anyone in cyber world ever felt the need to use my stupid blog to give their thoughts on a subject. My email is tcs141@verizon.net. This is a real email I check daily unlike my rnningfool@hotmail.com which I only use for porn sign ups and other distasteful websites. Just kidding..

23 Mar, 2011

Sleep Time

By |2011-03-23T16:01:18-04:00March 23rd, 2011|My Brain|1 Comment

Isn’t it so weird how your body falls asleep. One second you are awake thinking about going to sleep and then some magical thing in your body clicks and you enter into dream world. I’m sure all of you have had these nights where you just lie there and it’s impossible to get yourself to go to sleep. Sometimes I try counting forwards and backwards. Sometimes I envision these sheep jumping over a fence. This is really bizarre but I’ve even closed my eyes and pictured Kristen Bell’s face whizzing towards me. I don’t know why I picked her but she’s the lucky lady. Most of the time when I enter this predicament I just get up and do something because sleeping isn’t happening. I find this happens the most when I take a nap at a weird time or something. I’ve gone through phases of my life where certain requirements are needed for me to go to sleep.

– When I was younger I would always have to have the door open. This changed as I got older and now I can sleep door open or closed. I would feel trapped if the door was closed.

– As a kid I shared bunk beds and always had to be on the top. The lower part of a bunk bed seems like a dungeon and I never found that too accommodating.

– I can sleep in a cold room as long as I have a warm blanket but sleeping in the cold, like shivering cold, can be the pits. Sleeping when it’s hot isn’t nearly as bad but usually not enjoyable.

– I sometimes like sports radio on as I fall asleep. I listen to the conversations, contemplate calling in and then just wimp out. Late night you can get through to the host if you really wanted.

-I also can fall asleep to the TV too which doesn’t bother me much. I also don’t need complete darkness which I’ve noticed some people prefer. I could honestly sleep in the light if I was tired enough.

– I find reading really helps put me to sleep too. If I’m ready to go to sleep but would just lay there, I pick up a book and that will expedite the process.

– I also feel like I’m wasting my time sleeping. Sure it’s enjoyable when your tired but you are only given so many hours on this Earth, why waste them sleeping? My one professor in college said that sleeping is for the weak. I personally just feel better after resting but I have a feeling as I get older I will sleep less and less and become more and more irritated.

– I can only sleep on my back. Stomach sleeping doesn’t happen and I feel awkward on my side. This gets really annoying because when I can’t sleep and I just lay there on my back, I have no place to put my hands. So then I might rest them on my chest and they start feeling my heart beating and that starts freaking me out.

– I really only use 1 pillow. This isn’t like Reuben from Along came Polly. I only need one and probably don’t even need one at all.

– I usually only use the comforter to sleep under because if I sleep under the other sheet on my bed, well then I have to make that part in the morning too. If I just use the comforter, I don’t have to worry about messing up the sheet I’m sleeping on.

– I’ve also read some people need a fan or white noise to go to sleep. I don’t have any need for either of those.

– I’ve been told I snore pretty bad. I think it’s a funny thing because you never know you snore and you just go based on what people say. It’s nothing you can control but I have a feeling it happens to me more so when I’m drinking heavily then on a daily basis, but then again, I have no idea.

– The worst thing about morning wood is that when you are laying on your back, it never goes away. Seriously it can last for what seems like eternity. Once you stand up and then, I assume, gravity starts to take the blood out of your Johnson and it goes away. You can wake up with this huge hard on, which is usually accompanied by some great dream, and then you enter reality and just wish you could go back to dream land. I personally have only had a couple of wet dream experiences in my life and they date way back to my teen years. I just remember them being so embarrassing because you have this goo in your boxers which starts clinging to your legs and then you have to check the bed to see the extent of what just happened. The whole experience is a nightmare (not a great dream) and I think it happens because you don’t bust a nut often enough. The body keeps producing the goo and if you don’t get it out, it does it for you. I was never a bed wetter either which I think help boost my confidence as a lad.

For something that you spend approx 30% of your life doing, I think its a pretty important subject. I wake up more throughout the night now then I used to but I think that just comes with age. I’m sure people out there have wacky things they do before they go to sleep as well so enjoy my personal wackiness.

23 Mar, 2011

Back in Action

By |2011-04-04T17:29:07-04:00March 23rd, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

After 17 days after breaking my ankle, today is the first day I feel I can at least put pressure and walk comfortably. This is still with the walking boot but with no assistance I can place one foot in front of the other with a bit of a limp. After a while of doing this though I noticed the foot start to tingle so it’s better off if I continue to give it time to heal. At least I know that the healing process is fine and I should be able to walk again within a week. I honestly don’t care if doctors say 6-8 weeks because this has been long enough and I’m starting to get tired of doing nothing. If I feel no pain, I don’t believe that I am doing further damage to the break. However, don’t freak out and start scolding me for not listening to orders, I’m still crutching around and will stay off of it as long as I can.

So the way I see it, I have 1 more full week until I can really do things again. I have a dr’s appointment next Wed and hopefully he will give me the green light for no more boot. Once I can walk I can finally start going to the gym and at least using the elliptical. This is easily the longest time since grade school of not exercising for me which is really starting to get to me. I notice small changes in my body basically expanding, a kinder word for getting fat. That just doesn’t jive with my way of living and I can’t wait to get back at it. I actually find the motivation from not doing anything to make me work harder to get back to where I was physically. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise because it gave me a chance to consider how lucky I am to be gifted with what I have and you never really know how much longer you’ll have them.

I’m just really getting tired with the monotony of Online Poker. Aside from going to work, where I’m barely able bodied to do anything, this has become me. I think I have proven to myself that I can beat the game. I final tabled 2 more 180 man tournaments last night and have been trying the master the push/fold recommended by SNGWiz. What it does though is takes my time. I’m devoting the majority of my free time (due to lack of alternatives) to this activity. I’m making what some consider decent money but it’s really just pocket change in the long run. It makes me feel that I at least cover my casino and sports gambling losses with poker winnings. The real problem is that the activity requires no physical ability and it isn’t conducive to being healthy. My health at the moment is at an all time low. I eat only fried foods, no exercise, and eat junk food whenever I want. Makes me sick. I can’t wait to end this phase of my life and learn from this experience.

22 Mar, 2011

Real Meaning of Words

By |2011-03-22T15:22:27-04:00March 22nd, 2011|My Brain|1 Comment

Every now and then I come across something that might be worth sharing.

Divine

Love

Sorrow

Innocence

Departure

Pain

Respect

Compassion

Friendship

Patience

Rescued

Best Friends

21 Mar, 2011

Slug

By |2011-03-21T23:49:57-04:00March 21st, 2011|My Life|0 Comments

I’ve been feeling really out of shape lately. This is day 16 of no left foot walking and I’m getting restless. I just want to advance in time to at be able walk normally without feeling handicapped. I’ve been eating junky foods combined with no exercise and I see how people become fat and unhealthy. This experience might be helpful in that it helps me realize that I have to take advantage of what I have while I still have it. I wrote off the broad street but it’s still 2+ months away. I should be able to walk by the next week and hopefully get my ankle strong enough to be able to jog. We’ll see.

Other than that I haven’t been moving much and just playing online poker. I spazzed out today after a losing session of 200 I played a 60 sng only to get 4th when the guy who ended up getting 3rd was down to 25 chips. That tilted me and I played a 78 turbo and won it after getting lucky with Q8 vs K8 when I called a sb shove. Pretty lucky but it saved my afternoon. I’m still quite prone to tilting if the game rubs me the wrong way. I know this isn’t as interesting as picking fights with people during Scattergories but this is the best I got for right now.

21 Mar, 2011

Scattergory Rules – Let’s come to an agreement

By |2011-03-21T16:16:30-04:00March 21st, 2011|My Life|15 Comments


* If you read this please use the poll on the right to help judge an answer.
A funny interpretation here.

I believe it’s possible friendships have been lost playing Scattergories. Sunday was a pretty low key day and we passed some time with an innocent Milton Bradley game called Scattergories. Here are the rules for people who’ve never played. You roll a die that marks a letter to be used for a round. You then get 12 category’s that range from colors to parks to political figures that you have to come up with answers that start with that letter. You get extra points for alliterations. A, an, and the don’t count. First and Last names for people count for a person. You can’t duplicate the same word for your answers. Meaning if you have Hornet for an insect, you can’t have Hornets for a professional sports team. Chaos begins when answers start getting wacky and the group has the vote as a whole on whether or not the answer should count. Plus just because YOU know the answer may be right, doesn’t mean everyone else does which causes disruption. Alliances get formed, logic gets tossed, and tempers flare. The joy of Scattergories.

With some ideas fresh in my mind I’m going to go over a few answers that get debated and try to find a commonplace set of rules. I’ll use examples from yesterday of some spots where the group can’t agree. Evan tends to lead our group in questionable answers so we’ll start with some dissection of his.

– Let’s look at an answer for Television Stars for the Letter N. Evan writes Nick Nolte. Now remember that this would be a 2 pointer so the group is going to look at this closely. We all agree Nick Nolte is a movie star who appeared in over 40 films. After viewing his Wikipedia there is a sentence that says he got his career start in a TV miniseries in 1976. There is another blurb about being in another TV series but then for 30+ years there is no mention of a TV series. He is predominantly a movie star. Here is my take on the ruling. If Evan can name the TV series he is in, I’d be happy to give him credit. The fact that he has no idea what it is and can’t prove to the group that he is a TV star, means he shouldn’t get credit for the answer. If he actually knows the specific reasoning behind the answer, I wouldn’t veto. But when he says Nick Nolte, the group agrees he’s a movie star, but you don’t know any TV series, I can’t see how to accept this as answer. Wikipedia being used to help find your answer because you don’t know it, is unacceptable.

– Here is a counter to how a proper situation like that should occur. The category is bands, the letter is T. I say the Trogg’s, they sing Wild Thing. No one at the table actually knows who the Troggs are but the fact that I know they sing that specific song, should be credit enough to pass the answer. If you Wikipedia that band and find that song, that’s proof to pass the answer. This leads back to the last question, what if I said “The Troggs”, I know they are a band but I don’t know what they sing, this puts me right back in the Nick Nolte situation with no one knowing the band, I don’t know their songs and probably shouldn’t get credit for the answer. This doesn’t seem fair but this is my belief on how the game should be judged.

– Another Evan answer. Song titles for the letter T. Evan’s answer is “It Takes Two (to make everything go round). I believe we have to set in stone that only words to be discounted are a, an, and the. Meaning that Evan’s answer starts with an I, not a T. Plus the best thing about this situation was Evan premises his answer with “I don’t know how many you guys are going to give me for this.” 0, Evan, 0. JKash had a very good 2 pointer with “Take me home Tonight.” This also would work the same way for a Candy bar with the letter H. Evan’s answer of Oh Henry would be vetoed and this rule should be understood by all parties.

– Let me also give some clarification on a similar situation. On a previous game, the Category was Heroes with the letter F. Evan had Five For Fighting. This is a 3 pointer in my mind and we should agree on this point. I also believe that this is a fine answer for Heroes as millions of people enjoy their music and perhaps the music is inspirational to some. I wrote down Fred Funk. This answer should have been vetoed. Fred Funk is a golfer. Sure some people might consider him their hero but it’s not a quality answer. Fred Funk might be the 50th golfer in the world but that to me shouldn’t give him enough leverage to be considered a hero. You see how this game gets argumentative though because players reason that some people may consider him a hero so it should count instead of he’s an actual hero to millions of people.

– This brings me to another fun one, Things Found in a Gym, letter C. Evan writes Clarence Weatherspoon. Yes the Spoon has been found in a gym, however, this isn’t a quality answer. He isn’t a staple of gyms around the world. At one point in time Clarence has been in a gym but I can’t accept this as a good answer for this category. Which leads me to my next point in being a good answer for the category. Category is a Girls Name, letter T. Evan wrote Tennessee. I’m not even sure this needs an explanation of why it got vetoed but the argument of some girl could be named Tennessee doesn’t count.

– Colors, letter S. The Shee had Burnt Sienna. The question arises “can sienna be a color if it’s not burnt?” No one really knows but this is a good answer. Burnt is an adjective, adjectives don’t count, and sienna sounds like a color to me. People veto this answer (Sienna is a color). Some are just so stringent in their thoughts that they can’t accept answers that they don’t think are right. Another similar example, Category is Things that Are Bright. I wrote the Cohen’s knowing Evan is going to accept this answer. Jill vetos it. This is a creative way of looking at how to answer the category and Jill can’t think outside the box.

– Another Evan answer that’s not good. The Category is Parks, Evan writes Portland park. Does it exist, Yes. Is it a good answer, No. We don’t live in Portland and have never heard of Portland park. You have never visited Portland park. This is not a good answer. If you wrote Philadelphia Park now we know that this is a racetrack and an acceptable answer. I know this doesn’t make sense but I really feel like just because it exists, doesn’t make it a good answer.

– My final example is one that I understand but don’t in some regard. The question is Things that Jump, letter N. My answer was Nate Newton. Evan’s answer was Nate Robinson. Nate Newton is a defensive lineman who when a ball is passed has jumped in his life to block it. Is he known for jumping, No. Nate Robinson is a little guy who dunks and is known for jumping, I understand. However here is where I stand on the subject. The category, if I remember right, was Things / Objects that jump or bounce. People should not allowed as part of this category, meaning both should be vetoed. Same goes with things that are black. A black person’s name shouldn’t be an acceptable answer. Is a person a thing. Yes. Is this a good answer? I just don’t think so. If you wrote a car for being black, I think this should be vetoed. A good answer is an umpire or a cat. Things associated with black.

I know this is a long winded message and anyone who doesn’t play Scattergories is probably out there in left field. I however thought it was important to take some time to at least give my thought process on how answers should be viewed. If the category is tough and there aren’t many answers associated with it, I’ll be much more lenient on what I pass through. If there are plenty of answers and you come up with a half witted one, I think it should get vetoed even if it remotely pertains to the subject. This game is truly a game with tons of gray areas and I hope people from the group who play can chime in on how to judge because this is how I see it.

19 Mar, 2011

Female Celebs I Love

By |2016-10-28T15:21:19-04:00March 19th, 2011|Celeb|0 Comments

Rachael Harris

JKash calls me retarded for thinking she’s hot but I absolutely fell in love with her because of her bitchy role in the Hangover. She treated Stu like dirt and I thought it was awesome. Plus she has the exact glasses I like. She isn’t one who I’d give perfect scores on looks but I like her as an actress. I also don’t think I’d want to be treated like Stu but for some reason just the idea of having a female berate and control a male like that is appealing. Plus I have a feeling she’s a real sweetie in real life.

Salma Hayek

I feel like I’ve had her on my lists before but I give her perfect 10’s for body and face. She is absolutely beautiful. I don’t really know many movies she’s in but who cares. I put her in a different category than the above. I feel like you could have a good relationship with Rachael Harris but with Salma, you just shut up and stare at her. I don’t feel like you’d have a lot of substance with her but she’d turn heads everywhere you’d go and you pretty much don’t have to do anything. Stunning.

Winona Ryder

I went through a lot of her pictures and actually don’t find her all that attractive all of the time. But she was the reason I even made this post. I watched Mr. Deeds and her role as Babe Bennett made me like her full on. I just felt like she had this normal person aura around her unlike Selma Hayek. She’s like a hidden beauty. You don’t look at her and think perfect 10 but I just think her vibe is awesome. Put the Rachael Harris glasses on her and I’ve made a match in heaven.

19 Mar, 2011

Weekend Poker

By |2011-03-19T22:06:54-04:00March 19th, 2011|My Brain|0 Comments

So I’ve put in hours and hours today of online poker. After 13 days of playing I’m up 910 dollars. I’m working away a reload bonus which I’ve already got 100 of so a real number is 810. To give a better idea of how far I’ve come and where I still can go. I’ve had two final tables in the 180 man’s with a 2nd and 4th in the last two days. I got 49th out of 1881 when my KK lost to a 44 in a hand that would have put me in the top 10 stacks. I also got 150th or so out of 4400 when my JJ < K6 ai pf. I've been playing 9 tables at a time between sng's and mtt's and I'm really just waiting to break through with some big scores but currently just grinding it out. This ankle break has given me a lot of time to devote to improving my game and with a little luck I should be able to take it to the next level.

I went to the bar yesterday for pretty much my first time out on crutches. It’s ok but I feel like an inconvenience and I couldn’t go to the bathroom because there were like 20 steps. Once my bladder filled up it was time to leave. We were watching the afternoon games and I’ve lost my last 5 bets. I’m down about 100 bucks betting on games which is pretty pathetic considering I haven’t bet more than 20 bucks on a game. My pools are decent. The way I look at it, you see how many people are ahead of you with the team you picked winning it all because you don’t win these unless you pick the winner. I have 5 people ahead of me in the big pool with Kansas as the winner and am sitting pretty in Chad’s Softerware pool leading all people with Duke as the winner. I’m not going to win Baker’s pool. My alma mater Pitt chocked but I obviously saw that coming and didn’t have them advancing past the sweet 16 in any. I did well with Richmond and Jimmer but messed up with Xavier. Also 4 out of my 5 picks I pointed out in an earlier post covered and all 5 won. I’ll update as the brackets continue.

18 Mar, 2011

The Missing, the falling, the dropping

By |2016-11-02T00:04:11-04:00March 18th, 2011|My Life|1 Comment

This is day 13 of my ankle injury and am finally able to start putting a little pressure on the ankle. My walking is still probably about a week off but that’s sooner rather then later. What is really bothering me is the title of this post. When you have crutches, everything is that much harder. When you miss dropping trash in the trash can then you have to annoyingly pick up the trash. Whenever I have to put the crutches in a spot, they have a tendency to fall over no matter what the situation. Carrying objects becomes a huge nuisance. If I pour myself a cup of soda then I’m challenged with the task of not being able to hold it while I move. That in turn makes me hop around holding the cup and obviously if I pour too much, it starts spilling all over the place. Plus virtually anything I carry gets dropped and then I get pissed off because I have to put too much energy to picking it up. I can’t wait for this nightmare to be over.

I finished the book Toys by James Patterson and it was quite an easy read. The book has 120 chapters or so and each on is broken down to 2-4 pages per chapter. It made me feel like a kid again. The story was just really rushed and what I considered major events would fly by in a page or two. Plus things get confusing because everything is set in the future so they have upgraded abilities and are able to do things not possible in real life. I’d say I moderately enjoyed the book but probably wouldn’t recommend it. The amount of time James Patterson put towards the novel reminds me of the Stephen King skit in Family Guy when King was pitching his next novel and he just picks up a lamp from the desk and says it’s going to be about a lamp monster. Same deal I think because this could have been a much better book with some thought put into it. If anyone wants to read it after my rave review, I’ll be happy to give it to you.

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