When you’re 21, 16 doesn’t feel that far away.  When you’re 31, 16 feels like a lifetime ago.  A few memories stick out to me throughout my high school experience that leave me shaking my head.

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Being a hotel manager – When I was in 9th grade I had a guidance counselor named Ms. Young who was actually old.  When she asked me what I liked for some inexplicable reason I told her that I thought managing a hotel was a cool idea.  Oddly specific but she ran with it.  Every subsequent time I saw her she’d ask me if I wanted to learn how to manage a hotel.  I can’t even explain where the idea came from let alone my fascination with it.  I have a feeling it may have been her dream and she projected it on me.

tcperfectattendancePerfect attendance –  Sam wrote about sick days and I kind of can’t believe I never missed a day of school.  I didn’t get sick enough to the point of ever missing it.  If I was applying to college nowadays I’d talk that up to ridiculous proportions.  You looking for someone who will always be there?  Shit, I didn’t miss a day of school for 13 years.  That’s dedication…Or being an idiot.

sleeping-studentLearners and non-learners – My 12th grade English class had one of the most bizarre teacher student interactions that I can remember.  The teacher decided that there were some students in the class who didn’t want to learn.  She told us to separate the class between non-learners and learners.  3 of us (Phil, Seidmon, and myself) sat in the very back of the class and didn’t do shit for every single class.  We would play TI-83 games or go to sleep while the class learned about stupid shit.  I ended up getting an A in the class.  I’m actually pretty proud of myself for not being a conformist idiot and still working the system effectively.  Granted I had already been accepted to college and the class meant nothing to me.