Kate Upton’s Boobs in Game of War

There’s a good chance if you watch any TV that you’ve seen this commercial with Kate Upton inspiring an army to go to war. I give major thumbs up to whoever thought of hiring Kate Upton for this as it targets teenage boys who love video games and big boobs.

Why does she talk so slow? Is Kate’s speech supposed to be funny or uplifting? The dialogue was oddly chosen and could have been refined as one or the other, I’d personally leaned more to the funny.

The boob bounce towards the end is a 10/10.

Nice view.

Nice view.

It's advertised as ADDICTIVE!

It’s advertised as ADDICTIVE!

I enjoy breaking down advertising because it gives perspective on how people make money. #1 point to notice is that this game is making enough money that they are hiring Kate Upton who must command top dollar.

The point of the game is building an army, making alliances, and battling other players. How does this free download make money? It’s FREEMIUM! Here’s a pricing structure:

28000 Gold $99.99
3900 Gold $19.99
1200 Gold $4.99

machine_zone_logo_webIn order to progress faster through the game, you save a credit card on file and with a single click you give away your real life (parents) money for gold. Machine Zone, the maker of the game, becomes rich and hires famous people like Kate Upton to attract more players and to become richer. These people are smarter than you.

None of what I’ve wrote so far should wow you.

 

Kate Upton ♥ Freemium

These video games are bad for society.  They suck the life, money, and time from the youth.  When I was young you’d buy a console and you could play for hours with no repercussions.

This one's for you Sam.

This one’s for you Sam.

I was a gamer through high school and some of college until one day, around 20, I said enough.  The skills you get from video games are not applicable to real life.  I can’t remember the last time I was stuck in an isolated room with 2 entrances and surrounded by enemies where my only move was a shotty charge.

south-park-freemiumMy concern is that nothing comes from these types of games aside from a drain to the individual and a boost to a company to design more games like it.  There’s a reason South Park went out of their way to dedicate an entire episode to it.

I don’t think there’s anything to do except hope that the people playing these games stop giving their money away.  Once that happens, these games won’t exist.  This post is also not a shot against video games, they are fine in moderation but these games have a negative impact and should be evaluated as such.

By |2016-10-28T15:28:07-04:00December 18th, 2014|Boobs|5 Comments

Celebs Leaving Room for Imagination

I was floored by Kendall Jenner’s two split dress. I think it’s better than if she was completely naked. There’s something about the not seeing that’s better than the actual seeing. The idea that the filthy slut wouldn’t wear any underwear (I’m sure she did) under that dress is mind blowing. We are seeing the evolution of fashion with this dress.

I’ve compiled a few other pictures of celebs that I think rival Kendall’s smut show. This post is probably not safe for your work.

The Going to be Infamous Kendall Jenner Dress
Kendall Jenner Split dress

Kim trying to rival Kendall and failing miserably.
Kim K Side Boob

Kate Upton using the wet look.
Kate Upton See-thru

That Ass of Sofia Vergera
SofiaVergaraass

Anna Kendrick dropping bombs

annakendrick

Big Bang Theory girls
kaleyandmelissa

Jennette McCurdy from ICarly
jeanettemccurdy

Jennifer Love Hewitt Corset has to go
jenniferlove

By |2016-10-28T15:26:44-04:00June 17th, 2014|Celeb|0 Comments

Wankin’ Wednesday – Kate Upton

I don’t know if it’s fair that I go back to Kate Upton because I have displayed her in the past but I thought this 19 year old deserved a second look. Here is a nice slow motion shot of her boobs bouncing and below is a video that’s actually kind of boring. There’s just something about those huge fake boobs that bounce around like that. It’s very hypnotizing.

By |2016-10-28T15:21:44-04:00January 25th, 2012|Boobs|0 Comments

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