So I have this issue where I really have no clue how to make a good smile. The way my face goes with my teeth, which goes with my lip, all concoct into one goofy ass smile. Anytime someone whips out a camera all I can think about is how to not look as retarded as possible. In this post I will display my issues. I know I’m no adonis but I should be able to look half decent in a simple picture. Click on the picture to enlarge to get the full effect.
Finally one where if I could do this every time I wouldn’t have to be self conscious about how I smile.
Basically if you want me in your picture you have to understand that there is a high chance that I ruin the picture. And believe me, I’m certainly not complaining because I lucked out with some intelligence and athleticism, so I can deal with the fact that my smile makes me look like a loon. The drunker I am the better chance of a goofball smile. I remember when they were taking my senior prom picture they took the first shot and looked at the proof and the kid next in line made this horrified face and I can only imagine it was because I gave one of these nut job smiles above. So the next time someone is taking a picture and you have a picture perfect smile, remember some of us aren’t so lucky.