Things I Do and Don’t Understand

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fastneinFast Nein: The Fast and the Fuhrer – Jordan VanDina is looking to raise 100 million dollars in order to make this movie. Currently $336 dollars have been pledged. Although he isn’t a movie director, he has a 71 page script that he would like you to read. I’ll read the script and let you know how I like it. This is a type of movie I feel won’t take itself too seriously and maybe we’ll get to see the lighter side of Hitler. Love the concept. This hilarious joke to be included, “Well we know the ending. Hitler isn’t good at finishing races.”

Don’t

I would like to purchase this gumball.

I would like to purchase this gumball.

Girl Paying $1.66 for a Slurpee with a Card at Wawa – This is one of those I don’t know why it bothers me but it does. The transaction takes about the same amount of time as cash but it feeds the corporate engine. Instead of Wawa collecting $1.66, they collect $1.63 and the $179 billion dollar company of Visa gets $.03 bigger. There are pros here which is┬áno change to lose but it feels wrong to me.

Do
Hard Ticket to Hawaii Frisbee Scene – I’ve never seen this movie but I would watch it. It’s another one of those movies that doesn’t take itself seriously but the villain holding the gun screams intrigue at me. Calling people “throwers” is classic. How about that, “you’ve got a great ass” comment? Baller. Another bad ass scene . “Man, he must be smoking some heavy doobies.”

Don’t
YwZTMyyCats – Look at these vicious creatures. They’ll tear your jugular out the minute you turn your head. Millions of them roam the planet and we’re all just like, “oh, look how cute cats are” without even thinking about what they are thinking about. Most likely they are teaming up as I write this to overtake humans with their nimbly, bimbly ability to climb trees and drinking milk from saucers. Sheesh.

 

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DJoJXxEEmma Watson Natural Shots – There are tons of pictures of Emma Watson on the internet and they all seem to have a natural feel. Like she wasn’t expecting it but still looks goddamn gorgeous. Plus I feel like her boobs aren’t humongous but the way they are being propped up is magical. I should also note there are thousands of her shots looking like hussy.

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Self Promotion – I feel like the blog should happen organically without me posting my link all over Facebook and other blogs. However, there are people out there who would actually like to read it if I post the link. They aren’t daily or even yearly checkers so it’s my only means of staying in contact. So even though I don’t like doing it, I might as well which is what I did today.

By | 2016-03-24T14:21:50+00:00 March 24th, 2016|My Brain|Comments Off on Things I Do and Don’t Understand

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