Response Time = Importance

stop-watch-396862_1920Laura brought this up to me a few weeks ago and I hadn’t looked at it in the light she presented. She said, and I don’t quote, “the faster you respond to an email, the more important the person is / feels.” Email tricks and tips are a dime a dozen (the first person in a list of people you write to is the most important) but it never occurred to me that response time, like rapid response time, is noticed.

This is why you buy from Stortz.

This is why you buy from Stortz.

I understand that people expect immediate responses to texts. I’ve taken a position on texts that I’ll respond to them when I can. Sometimes I’m on a run and don’t have my phone or at dinner and don’t want to be rude. Emails I’ve never looked at as urgent. HOWEVER, after Laura told me this, I’ve been replying to business emails in an incredibly timely fashion. If I’m sitting at the computer and I see your asking for copy of the invoice, BAM, sent. I drop what I’m doing at that moment to take care of business immediately. The results have been promising. I handle work more efficiently and people seem pleased. Perhaps all of my readers already treated emails this way but I’m offering some advice from my desk after looking at these charts.

By |2016-03-09T15:30:44-05:00March 9th, 2016|My Brain|1 Comment

Do I Feel Bad for Erin Andrews?

Yes and the one mistake she made.

Yes

  • eaInvasion of privacy – no one should ever get spied on in their hotel room.
  • The hotel is moronic for giving a stranger a room near her which would make me want to take revenge on the hotel.
  • After 16 million people have seen your naked body, it’s hard to feel like that isn’t in the back of their mind every time they seen you.
  • People never forget and she constantly get reminded of this.
  • The money is pretty negligible to her considering the damage. It’s more trying to clear her name and punish the a-holes.

Her Mistake

  • erin-andrews-825x580She cried on the stand and said she felt embarrassed and ashamed. Oh what? This is where I believe she should have embraced what happened ala Kim K and Paris. She has a banging body and nothing to be ashamed of. Of course it’s going to be horrible to live with the thought that everyone saw you naked but when your as beautiful as she is, this can be passed. I’ve read people think she set it up herself (Pres) and it seems unlikely in my view. This is one of those events that she cannot control and has to push past as hard as it may be. I’m sure she tried too with MNF and Dancing with the Stars so I don’t doubt she tried.

The Court Case

Erin Andrews was awarded 55 million.

michaelbarrettShe most likely won’t get anywhere close to that amount. 51% of the blame was on Michael Barrett, the peeping tom, and 49% on the hotel who gave out Erin’s room info. Barrett owes her 28 million and the hotel owes 27. Michael Barrett has spent the last 2 years in jail and most likely has nothing close to 28 million. I’d bet closer to 28 dollars. On the flip side, this is a subsidiary hotel and not the actual Marriott and they have no where near as deep pockets. Toss in lawyer fees and I’m sure she’s make a few mill but nowhere near her pain and suffering.

“You don’t really realize how long four minutes is until it’s your naked body, you getting dressed for a football game. I look at the Marriott as more damaging because it’s 4.5 minutes of my personal private time, absolutely naked, that everybody sees,” she said.

It was actually 4:57 minutes

 

 

By |2016-03-09T15:31:23-05:00March 8th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

Muslim Points

Dunkin DrinksI was in Dunkin today and oversaw a Muslim woman’s smart phone text. She wrote to her friend,” S/O to these drinks because they get me 50 rewards points!” I’d guess S/O means shout out? Anyway, I can’t wrap my head around how this person’s beliefs align with Dunkin reward points.

Fatima Barktulla photographed, Wednesday, 03 November 2010.Ph: Rebecca ReidHer values are so strong that her face won’t see the light of day but Dunkin points light up her life. Here is the Muslim law – Wearing of the hijab was enforced by the Taliban regime in Afghanistan. The Taliban’s Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan required women to cover not only their head but their face as well, because “the face of a woman is a source of corruption” for men not related to them.

37ff3010b14b8dec9843800f946991e5I understand following a religion by the book but I doubt the book has a section on smartphones because I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be for them if your face is “a source of corruption.” I promise that the phone and its infinite wisdom has far more corruption than a face. The Koran hasn’t been updated to include these sins. It feels fake.

 

 

By |2016-03-01T15:10:58-05:00March 1st, 2016|My Brain|1 Comment

Life

This post has been stewing for a while.

My last post about Fuller House is a prime example of posting to post. When I don’t post, it means I have nothing to write about. I went 3 days without a post and felt like I was letting the blog down. I watched Fuller House with the sole intent to write about it and that doesn’t make a good post. That’s doing a job.

I even published the piece without proofreading. I watched the episode and instead of taking notes I said I’d remember my good thoughts. I had at least 3 better than what I published thoughts and by the time I was done writing (and forgetting) it, I said, “who really cares about this pointless show?”

I didn’t care. My brain went to the fact that I’m alive during this age and in this spot right now. What if you were born around the bombings in Syria? The anaconda grip of North Korea? The starvation and corruption in Africa. I couldn’t have been born in a safer environment vs the other 90% of the world. Maybe 85%. I don’t think it’s quantifiable but America is probably the top destination and I grew up well off. Why did I get so lucky? Things are becoming much more real as I look at a global perspective.

There are 7 billion people on this planet. You aren’t unique. You are 1 out of 7 billion. Do you ever think about that?  You were 1 of 25 in Kindergarten. 1 of 1,200 in high school. 1 of 35,000 in college. 1 out of 350 million in the USA.  1 out of 7 billion is unheard of. This idea is foreign to many people. The circle of life has been around for a long time which starts to put the vast amount of time vs the vast amount of people in perspective.

People die. I was going to do a post on celebrity deaths and came up with Ryan Dunn and Brandon Lee (Bruce Lee’s son) as dying way too young but there is no purpose to post it. Why is it that celebrities are huge draws? I go to reddit and view the celebrity tab instead of the normal people tab. Celebrities are the best of what they do. Think about the 7 billion number again. Most people are not celebrities. Most people work to make money and figure it out from there. I love the movie Office Space because it puts that into perspective. I could explain that viewpoint as well as Mike Judge and Peter Gibbons (Ron Livingston who never got as good a role) because it was a precise depiction of cube monkey. This last topic caught me rambling and I can’t tie this paragraph to my last one.

Think about Jesus for a second. Jesus happened around the year 33. Does that seem strange to anyone? 2,000 years ago, the son of God walked the Earth.  The Earth is 4.5 billion years old and our civilization worship’s a character from 2,000 years ago.  I believe the best word to describe faith is agnostic. Atheist is believing there is no god, agnostic leaves the possibility. It’s nice to have God or Jesus of Buddha or whoever people worship nowadays to live a straighter, more purposeful, life. In the end though, I’m not sure it’ll make much difference.

By |2016-03-01T10:57:04-05:00February 29th, 2016|My Brain|2 Comments

The 90’s Kid I Was

I always write when I steal directly from Reddit.

This is the 90’s kid I wanted to be:

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This was the 90’s kid I was.

 

A few other great parts to this thread:

Christian Bale in the 80’s – Only a rebel would play videos games with his monitor off.

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I wanted to be the kid that won this.

–]unholycowgod 52 points

I entered one of those in the mid/late 90s when I was about 14 I think. It was a little different, almost like a crossword. The puzzles get larger and more difficult but only slightly until you get to the last one. It was a huge full-page-size puzzle but it was completely blank with no word bank. The goal was to come up with your own words to fill it in and to use the “best” words to get the highest score. So I did what any 14 year old boy would do, nothing.

They said they would mail a list of winners no matter what… but it never came.

Duck Tales Theme Song

By |2016-03-09T15:55:56-05:00February 23rd, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

Do Yourself a Favor, Don’t Answer These

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We all see these pop up on the Facebook news feed. For those who actively answer these, I ask you, why?

Do you feel satisfaction that you were able to solve a problem that is designed to trick you? Do you need the recognition of your peers? Is the pride so overwhelming that you’re bursting at the seams with glee?

I shake my head every time I see these because you’re being pulled by marketing. People, much smarter than you, are pulling you into their force field by having you click or answer on these types of trickery. I’m going to go right out and say it, you’re stupid if you answer these. It’s that simple. You’re not smart like you think by answering correctly. You’re stupid because you can’t see you’re being mind fucked. By answering your name is going into the category of “we now have this person’s info, let’s market them xyz.” You are the herd.

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By |2016-03-09T15:59:41-05:00February 18th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

What I’ve Learned From Chess

slide-3I’m currently sitting at a 1229 ranking which is my highest of all time. I
recently beat an opponent that was 1400, my highest win to date. A
grandmaster plays at 2000+ to give you an idea of how much more room there
is for improvement. Basically anyone under 1,000 is a noob. 1,100 means your
grasping some basic concepts. 1,200 shows your delving deeper into openings
and positioning. Over the years I’ve gotten in and out of chess. Basically
when I get to a point where I hit a wall, I give up.

I’ve played 3,792 games and my record is 1,863-1,835. You’ll always stay
close to even because as you get better you get matched up with better
players. I’ve learned some valuable lessons from chess.

Fucking+Chess.+Don+t+do+it_8566a8_3835257*       Unlike poker, there is no luck aspect to chess. When you lose, it’s
because you were outsmarted. In poker when you lose it’s easy to blame being
unlucky and continue. In chess there is no one else to blame but yourself
and this can take a toll on you and your confidence to continue playing.
*       It’s a game that requires experimentation. The game only has a
finite number of openings and the best players know how the games play out.
Being different is the only way to compete effectively because good players
have done certain scenarios so many times that they aren’t going to make
mistakes. However, usually experimenting leads to losing which gets
frustrating.
*       It is a game which doesn’t get old easily. There are always better
players and new ways to play.

I’ve moved some of my free time from Photoshop and German to chess which I
enjoy more because it’s fun compared to feeling like work. Next stop is to
get to 1,300.

By |2016-10-28T15:40:22-04:00January 30th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

Voting For Donald Trump

megyn_kelly_variety-cover-story-1Donald Trump has decided not to partake in tonight’s debate because of a spat with Megyn Kelly. Do you really think that Donald Trump is doing this over a feud with a reporter who questioned his attitude towards women last time? It’s quite possible but I doubt the Donald backs down from many fights. My take is that Donald is using this more for future ammo.

The Republican debate in August got 24 million viewers. The one in November got 13.5. If Donald Trump isn’t a part of the debate, what do you think that number would go to? 10 million? 5 million? 2 million? He’s basically saying that he’s the main draw and people are only interested in this Presidential election because of him and he’s going to prove it by not attending.

giphyDonald’s antics (see you later Muslims and immigrants) and his in your face behavior is unprecedented and the populous is eating it up. The people have had enough of the Clinton’s, Bush’s, and other officers who have been running our country for decades. Donald is the unknown and people are tired of the known. It doesn’t matter that Donald doesn’t know the difference between Hezbollah and Isis. People love the mystery he provides.

I also think people like that although Donald is running as a Republican, his actual stances are flexible. There so flexible because he makes decisions on the spot instead of doing what the party “is supposed to do.” This annoys the politicians because it’s not the way it’s supposed to be done. They want to know what is going to happen before it does so they can prepare and Donald does not allow that because he’s a complete loose cannon. Of course he is going to make everyone uncomfortable because he operates on the edge of his seat.

Have you ever seen this man? It's Ted Cruz.

Have you ever seen this man? It’s Ted Cruz.

I look at the other candidates and even though I hardly think Donald is perfect for the position, I don’t see anyone else winning. Ted Cruz, who? Marco Rubio seems to know what he’s talking about but he never makes the news so how can the public ever vote for him. Bernie Sanders is a socialist who will be dead by the time his time is up. Hilary will get female votes but I don’t think American men are ready for a woman president.

Which leads to Donald Trump. I could easily see him telling North Korea that we’re going to drop a nuclear bomb on their nuclear bomb for a double dose of nuclear. In the grand scheme of the universe, this is a tiny 4 year window. What’s the worse that can happen? Now of course this answer is where people would say, “are you an idiot.” Yes. Yes I am.

By |2016-01-28T09:58:09-05:00January 28th, 2016|My Brain|2 Comments

Pictures From North Korea

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“To be fair, when I went I saw nearly everything presented in these pictures. You mainly see this stuff when you are travelling between cities. You pass through many villages that look totally third world and see lots of soldiers hitch hiking and stuff, kids playing in the road, etc. And with the bathroom as a cistern thing, a couple of the hotel rooms I stayed in came with bathtubs full of water that I wasn’t allowed to use as actual bathtubs because they needed the water in them. I also think they’ve started loosening up on the picture taking rules. As I understand it, a few years ago they were a lot more strict about it. My guide didn’t even forbid pictures taken from inside the car, I was told really the only rule regarding photography was that I couldn’t take pictures of soldiers (which still happened anyways since they’re everywhere).”

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By |2016-01-25T13:15:41-05:00January 25th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

Guns Guns Guns

012016-NICS-checksThe gun control post was a hit so I bring you to another fascinating tidbit on guns. The FBI says too many background checks are being called for due to gun purchases and they are overwhelmed and need more staff. A record 3.3 million guns were purchased in December. This compares to 1.5 million in the month of June. The increase is because gun enthusiasts are concerned that stricter regulations will be implemented.  The increase has lead to a delay in processing such checks.

160120085727-11-pakistan-attack-0120-exlarge-169In other news, militants stormed a school in Pakistan and 22 students are dead at Bacha Khan University. The militants were armed with AK-47’s. Attacks like this are the reason people purchase PA-10 rifles and other guns.  “One Pakistani Taliban spokesman, Umar Mansoor, said the attack was in retaliation for military operations against the group. Mansoor was also the mastermind behind the December 2014 attack,Pakistan’s DawnNews reported. Another Taliban spokesman said we “strongly condemn the attack on Bacha Khan University in Charsadda and disown the attack, saying this is not according to Shariah,” Khurrassani said.

defense budgetWell, which is it? I’d love to say that this doesn’t happen in our neck of the woods but that’s not true. You’re basically fucked if you don’t have a gun because of groups like this which brings the mindset, I need a gun. This behavior is why humans will eventually blow each other up. The idea that I need to be armed because your armed brings 3.3 million purchases of weapons in December.

Look at how much money the US spends on defense – $581 billion dollars. As a % of GDP it’s not that bad but holy shit that’s a vast difference from the rest of the world. The US mindset is on defense both nationally and individually. Better to be armed than be sorry. It’s hard to say if I feel safe or not.

 

By |2020-04-03T07:35:47-04:00January 21st, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

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