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Kate Upton Under Fire

This is a picture of Kate Upton looking a bit flabby. Her figure has drew some criticism from a blogger who basically said she was fat. She fired back yada, yada. I really don’t give a hill of beans about this situation because the bottom line is that she’s still hot. The main reason I wanted to post this is because for whatever reason Kate Upton is becoming my next main source of blog traffic and I’m sure people love reading about how media can turn trivial news stories into huge topics. A BLOGGER made a comment about Kate Upton. That’s like some nitwit like myself making a comment and drawing national attention. WHAT THE QUA!! Yes you tend to use peoples vernacular who you hang out with. I leave you with this awesome GIF.

By Tom Stortz|2016-10-29T13:35:39-04:00July 19th, 2012|Boobs|0 Comments

Katy Perry Tribute

Wide Awake came on the radio with 4 heterosexual males in the car and I commented that Katy Perry is probably one of the 3 hottest humans on the planet. The response was overwhelmingly no but I still beg to differ. Perhaps on looks alone this would be true but the total package of her “being” Katy Perry is what makes her a starlet. Let’s just agree that she gives insta-boners.

By Tom Stortz|2016-10-28T15:21:50-04:00June 25th, 2012|Boobs|0 Comments

Kate Upton on Cover of SI Swimsuit

If you’re a follower of my blog you’re no stranger to Kate Upton (fake or real). I’m a little annoyed though because I feel the bathing suit completely smushes her boobs. I would go so far and say they don’t really look all that great. Her face is pretty and that body is near perfect but I just get the feeling I’m staring at an implant. Not that there is anything wrong with that but just pointing out what I’m seeing.

By Tom Stortz|2016-10-28T15:21:59-04:00February 13th, 2012|Boobs|0 Comments

Wankin’ Wednesday – Kate Upton

I don’t know if it’s fair that I go back to Kate Upton because I have displayed her in the past but I thought this 19 year old deserved a second look. Here is a nice slow motion shot of her boobs bouncing and below is a video that’s actually kind of boring. There’s just something about those huge fake boobs that bounce around like that. It’s very hypnotizing.

By Tom Stortz|2016-10-28T15:21:44-04:00January 25th, 2012|Boobs|0 Comments

Wankin’ Wednesday – Early Britney Spears Years

I think we can all agree that early career Britney was far more attractive than present day Britney. It’s amazing how celebrity status can destroy something so pure and turn it into a pill popping psycho. The press should take most of the blame. Let’s celebrate the days when Britney Spears might actually have been a virgin.

The infamous video that screamed innocence…

By Tom Stortz|2016-11-01T23:26:31-04:00January 17th, 2012|Boobs|0 Comments

Lilo in Playboy

Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy.

SHE WON’T LOOK LIKE THIS!

I would consider walking in a store and buying this issue to see what she looks like. She’s been through a coke stage and I just can’t imagine she looks as hot as she did when she was around 20 in this picture. Airbrush will probably do her wonders but I would be really curious what kind of production they come up with for her. Let’s not forget Kim Kardashian posed for “tasteful” playboy and didn’t show any bush. Her pictures were pretty good but I feel like Lindsay’s pictorial should be her in the back of a dirty bathroom, doing lines of coke naked off of a toilet bowl. I have never bought a dirty magazine in my life but it’s not because I wouldn’t, it’s because the internet has every picture for free. I’d buy this magazine and leave it out on the coffee table just to bring about conversation to new guests. She’s obviously in desperate need of money and sunk to Playboy for a million dollars. Once her looks go, she won’t be asked for Playboy so now or never. You go girl!

By Tom Stortz|2016-10-29T13:54:37-04:00October 25th, 2011|Boobs|0 Comments

Best Celebrity Cleavage

Everyone loves boobs. Seemingly bigger boobs are rarer and that’s why more people are infatuated by them. It’s safe to say that these celebrities most likely wouldn’t have their celebrity status without a little help from their friends.

CoCo
Ice-T’s wife has propelled to stardom with her own reality show. She has a disproportionate body and quite a fat ass. I actually think she’s mildly attractive but she’d probably break your dick off.

Sofia Vergera
Sofia wouldn’t have a part in Modern Family if it wasn’t for her boobs. She’s an ok actress but her star appeal is found in her chest. I can’t even understand the words she says half the time.

Salma Hayek
Everyone remembers Salma Hayek’s dance scene in “From Dusk til Dawn”. She really takes the cake in terms of cleavage. It’s obvious that these hispanic girls get huge racks and know how to use them to their advantage.

Victoria Beckham
These are so fake but she’s trying so hard to show them off. I always found her to be the lamest Spice girl so it surprises me her rise to fame. Sure it helps marrying David Beckham but she seems to garner way more attention than she deserves. Must be the boobs.

Katie Price
I saved the biggest for last. Katie Price wouldn’t be anyone if it wasn’t for her boobs. She’s an inspiration for anyone who wants to be famous but has no talent. Just blow up your chest to an H cup and you have a chance at fame. I think she has a sex tape too which should help arrive at stardom quicker.

By Tom Stortz|2016-10-28T15:21:35-04:00August 19th, 2011|Boobs|2 Comments

Kate Upton is NSFW

#1 on my eyes challenge was Kate Upton. I posted a video of her on the runway a few weeks ago but I guess no one could remember her face because they were memorized by other things. She’s only 19 years old and was in SI Swimsuit edition this year. 1.8 million people watched her do the dougie. If I had her in bed I’d probably disintegrate because she’s so hot. I wouldn’t even know what to do and she’s only 19. That Cindy Crawford mole kind of annoys me but I think I can overlook it. If you didn’t know who she was before, now you do.

By Tom Stortz|2016-11-01T23:32:01-04:00August 4th, 2011|Boobs|2 Comments

Kate Upton, Jesus! Fake or Real?!?!

Title is more of a joke than anything. Bottomline, Kate Upton is hot.

Kate Upton Perfectly Timed Slow Motion – Watch more Funny Videos

By Tom Stortz|2016-11-02T00:08:35-04:00July 18th, 2011|Boobs|0 Comments

Blake in the Buff

So here’s the link to Blake Lively nudes. I always find these types of things to be pretty entertaining. For anyone who’s younger, older, frowns upon these types of things, this is 100% up my alley and even though I’m not putting the pictures directly on my site, I have no problem linking to them. I think she looks pretty good by the way even though I’m not 100% sure it’s her. Why is the camera always covering up her face? Pretty nice body though. I know she was in Accepted and does Gossip Girl but this should launch her career if they are real.

I also think that I’m so desensitized to these types of photos that this is just comparable to her wearing a bathing suit to me. I’m not sure if people these days are offended by nudes and what not but this is just so plain to me that I don’t think twice about posting it. I’m curious to know if people won’t click on that link because she’s naked?

By Tom Stortz|2016-11-01T23:39:09-04:00June 1st, 2011|Boobs|0 Comments