Ultra – going beyond others or beyond due limit : extreme. A rare word that should be substituted for extreme. Powerthirst (worth the 2 minutes for the bear blasting) would be an example of an ultra energy drink. An ultra marathon is anything over a marathon, usually 50 or 100 miles. Ultravox (vox is latin for voice) is a band that is mostly synth and has a futuristic sound. Ultra HD is marketing-speak for 4K or 8K resolution TVs. Ultrapure water refers to water with high purity that has been made as close as possible to H2O by integrating all elemental technologies for water purification. Ultraviolet (UV) light is electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength shorter than that of visible light.

Tight – I find myself using this word more and more. Not usually to describe a lid being on too tight but if I’m finished everything and there is nothing else to do, things are tight. Or what’s your relationship with this person, we’re tight. You want to have a tight butthole (definitely worth watching if you’re a noob). If I told a girl I had a huge scholong and she came back to my room to see… I’d be in a tight spot (tight not meaning good…but without much wiggle room). Those pants are tight! Tight not tight. Plus the word is spelled and pronounced really funny when you look at it.

Neat – An incredible word to mean more than tidy. This definition “marked by ingenuity and skill; adroit” makes this a great adjective to describe other people’s work. If someone wants your opinion on something, say it’s neat. You are saying they are smart when you use neat and people eat it up. We all know (* I know) that when you order drinks “neat” that you are getting them without ice. Plus don’t forget to add the “o” to the end and turn things into NEAT-O!

Brutal – You don’t hear this word much anymore but brutal means ruthless or cruel. Beatings can be brutal. Blowouts in sports can be brutal. Anything that is bad can be brutal. Of course there were also Brutality’s from the Mortal Kombat Series. Police brutality hits the news quite often. Finally, we can’t forget Brutus the Barber Beefcake.

Tweak – Copying from Barstool but Kevin Ware tweaked his ankle. Or you did too much coke and now your really tweaking. Or I need to tweak with a naked lady (or man for Gourlay’s sake) so somebody actually reads this last line.