Goddamn Fruit Berry Punch.

I’m sitting here at 10:18 eating a Cinnamon Pop Tart and drinking a Fruit Berry Punch Gatorade. I really hate the Fruit Berry Punch because it makes my lips really red. I’ve written to Gatorade before to tell them to change the 3rd flavor in the X-Factor 24 pack but to no avail.

If you’ve read the title in the post, and then the larger than the title sub-title, you’ll ask why I’m trying to please my audience? Valid question that I’m sure you wouldn’t ask because you didn’t read it. I think I can do better.

No more writing about running (because I’m out of shape), betting (I’m out of money), and bowling (the team is 1-7 in our last 8 games because I can’t carry all this dead weight). Weens gave me permission to write that quip about bowling.

That being said, people like relating to people and I will make a better effort to do so. I want to open this post up to a few highlights of why you should continue reading my blog.

Those lightning bolts were pretty kick ass, right? Let’s move to more conventional bullets so that you can now tell I’m being serious.

• More Theme Options – The more I use this new theme the better I get with design. I’m still a far cry from sliders and a really “professional” feel but this will come.
• Organization – I’ve almost organized all of my posts from 2009 and put each post in a category. Would you believe I’ve written over 2,600 posts in 6 years? There is so much garbage that I have a much better feeling of what not to do (which is what I’ve been doing).
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  Where else is Embiid going to be dunking a Baconator?

  Photoshop – I’ve been learning Photoshop for the past 3 years and I can say that I’m pretty proficient at this point. I haven’t been spending much time with it but I’ll be putting in more time coming up with better images. Next stop, Gif creation.

• I Care – Most of the time my content sucks. Every so often I’ll have a post that is worth reading but most off it’s poop. I’m going to make an effort to produce less poop. I’m sure I’ve written that before but this time I mean it.
• Will I Develop a Theme? – If you’ve read to this bullet point you probably have absolutely noting better to do in your life right now. You probably know me from years past or stumbled upon this page by accident. There is no point for you to care about what I write about because there is no theme. It’s useless drivel that unless you know me or see me personally, you won’t care. I have a feeling though that this will change.

WORK PEAKS AT 33% @ 11am!! 96% Are Asleep at 3am!