22 Jun, 2016

And the Next Celebrity Meltdown Goes To…

By |2016-10-27T22:35:33-04:00June 22nd, 2016|Celeb|4 Comments

Ariel Winter from Modern Family. Before I fully detail this prediction (which is going off at 1-1 right now), it’s important to scour the past for hints of insanity from other meltdowns.

 

McKayla Maroney’s Downward Spiral

Hard to categorize this as a complete meltdown as there haven’t been any internal, or external, reports of it. I also have exactly 0 inside information on the aforementioned meltdown. However, I’m sensing her state of mind through her Twitter and Instagram posts since she rose to Olympic fame. Let’s watch the 4 year cycle:

Picture from the summer of 2012 when she was still training
McKayla After Olympics

Still Olympic Fame with the not impressed face
Hot Young McKayla

The Pinnacle of McKayla taken on 9/4/13
McKayla Maroney Dodger Fan

Still Keeping it Together – 4th of July in 2014 
McKayla's 4th of July

Concert Scene Takes Over and Madness Begins (still brown hair) – April 13, 2015
McKayla at Coachella

Post Boob Job – October, 2015
McKayla Boobs

Drugs Are Bad, MmmmKay – Shortly After the Last Pic
McKayla on Molly

Falling Off the Wagon – March 8th, 2016
Black Hair McKayla

Black Hair Begins – March 20th, 2016
McKayla Bikini

Who Knows What’s Next – June 7th, 2016

Black Hair McKayla Maroney

 

 

Britney Spears Goes Full Cycle (Thankfully)

The most notorious collapse from the queen of pop. She got into all sorts of wild antics like shaving her head, getting hitched in Vegas and then divorced shortly after, marrying her backup dancer Kevin Federline, and stories involving drugs and bizarre parenting. Britney has since returned to prime time with spots on American Idol and making a full revitalization of her life which is wonderful to witness that you can turn it around.

The Hottest Britney in Hit Me Baby One More Time – ’98

Britney Hit Me

Whoops I Did It Again Video – ’00
Britney in Whoops I Did It Again

Still Looking Hot but the Beginning of the Meltdown – ’04
Jan '04 Britney Spears

Britney Shaves Head and Attacks Car With Umbrella – ’07
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Who Knows What She’s On – ’10
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Making a Comeback – ’12
Britney Spears at Clive Davis Pre-GRAMMY Gala

Back to Healthy After Much Time (I’d guess) – ’15
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Amanda Bynes Jumps Off Deep End and Lands On Cement

Completely disappearing from the limelight in today’s era, Amanda Bynes had a few weeks of epic proportions that captured the American audience by storm. A beautiful young woman who got her start from All That and grew into a leading lady in films. She started taking crazy pills and never fully recovered.

Looking Hot – 2009
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Maxim – 2010
Amanda Bynes 2010

Drake Please Murder My Vagina – 2013
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Post Boob Job – 2014
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Rough Times – 2014
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Mug Shot – 2014
Amanda Bynes Mugshot 2014

Bynes Doing Better but I Don’t Know If That’s Saying Much – Late 2015
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Lindsey Lohan Fell the Furthest

Lindsay Lohan was on top of the world after Mean Girls (and even sort of with Herbie even though the movie sucked but she looked good doing it). She went from childhood cutie (remember Parent Trap), to goddess like proportion’s in Mean Girls, to cocaine addicted and DUI getting maniac, to skipping court and serving jail time. She never got back to full health which is sad and shows the dangers of being a childhood star.

The Plastics from Mean Girls -2004
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Vanity Fair Shoot (Be Hotter, You Can’t)- 2004
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Celebrity Status Takes It’s Toll Quickly – 2005
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One of At Least 2 Mugshots – 2007
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Riddled in Drugs and Alcohol – 2009
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Wigging It – 2012
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Tough To Tell If Things Are Looking Up – 2015
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Ariel Winter is My Prediction For Next Complete Meltdown

Better known as Alex Dunphy from Modern Family, Ariel got press for having big boobs and getting them reduced. You’ll notice that most of these meltdowns stem from having big boobs combined with drugs and alcohol. My prediction of her demise begins with the notice of her provocative Instagram pics and Coachella destination (ala McKayla) for partying.  That graduation pic at the end is the cherry on top because who the hell would wear that to graduation? I’m guessing by the time she turns 21, she’ll have at least one DUI. Mark my words.

Talks of Breast Reduction Begin – Jan, 2014
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Modern Family – No Idea Time Frame
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Bikini Selfies – March ’16
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Coachella – April ’16
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Beach Time – April ’16
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Her Graduation Picture – July ’16
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When it happens, remember this post.

21 Jun, 2016

Anton Yelchin Gets Killed By Own Parked Car

By |2016-06-21T13:39:35-04:00June 21st, 2016|Celeb|0 Comments

Anton Yelchin

Anton Yelchin

What? On Sunday I read news of a 27 year old Anton Yelchin, who was in Star Trek dying without reading any specifics. I thought it was uncommon for a 27 year old to pass but didn’t think much of it. Then I read today that he was crushed by his own Jeep that he thought he put in park but a malfunction of the car made it actually go in neutral. Unaware it was in neutral, the car rolled down his steep driveway and ended up pinning him against his own security fence crushing and killing him within a minute. How does this happen?

Anton Yelchin's Crushed Gate

Anton Yelchin’s Crushed Gate

Seriously how does this happen? It’s like you park your car and walk down to the security gate for some reason. If it’s to open the security gate I’d have to wonder why this isn’t opened by remote control. If he was getting the mail then he didn’t hear the car picking up speed behind him? Did he have headphones in? This seems like a very hard story to understand. Absolutely tragic to go out this way. Makes me scared to leave my house. This scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm and Anton as the Magician was great though.

This story is obviously not a good one for Fiat, who produces the Jeep Grand Cherokee, because it brings further attention to their 812,000 recall of various models. This story I found particularly scary:

Car through houseThis month, an owner from Bowling Green, Ky., wrote to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration to report an incident in which his wife got out of the Jeep to take their 3-year-old child out of the back seat “and the Jeep began to roll away.”

According to the owner’s account: “She ran and jumped into the driver’s seat to stop it and in the process her foot slipped from the brake to the gas pedal, driving the car through a house. Significant damage was done to the vehicle and the home, but no one was injured.”

Car through the house is never a good look.

20 Jun, 2016

A Solid Sunday Showing

By |2016-06-20T10:01:16-04:00June 20th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

Lebron. Dustin. Jon Snow. Richard Hendricks. You name it, Sunday had it.

Lebron Stuffs IggyLet’s start with Lebron. Aside from the joyous pleasure taking Sam and Adam’s money because of their misguided belief in the Warriors, the game was awesome. Yes I watched GoT in between the 2nd and 3rd quarters, but that’s neither here nor there, because I’ve never pledged to be a die-hard NBA fan. The final quarter was tight and right with Lebron proving why HE is the best player in basketball and why Steph is still second fiddle. It’s hilarious to think that all it takes is winning a game 7 to become the marquee player but that’s the way it goes.

Gonna have a good night tonight.

Gonna have a good night tonight.

Dustin Johnson won the US Open this week in almost dominating fashion if you watched hole 18. Despite Shane Lowry coming in with a 4 stroke lead on Sunday, and subsequently blowing it throughout the round, DJ played solid golf when the pressure was the highest. For a guy who has blown so many leads and with last year’s heartache looming, I just felt like he was going to shank one into the crowd on the final holes and he never did. Even when some noise went off that caused him to reset completely, he still managed to hit the best shot of the tournament and HIS CAREER when he hit his 6 iron from 185 to within 5 ft on 18. Before this tournament I always assumed DJ would choke under pressure but he proved me wrong and I’m happy to see a golfer of his caliber clear the hurdle. It’s hilarious to think that all it takes is winning the US Open to become a marquee golfer but that’s the way it goes.

ramsay bolton snow game of thrones season fiveLast night’s episode of GoT was a roller coaster ride. Sansa Start coming in with some of the most powerful scenes of the series when she brought Littlefinger and some army I don’t know into the mix to aide her bastard brother. The arrow shooting scene with Rickon was incredible too. One small complaint, why didn’t the idiot run in some curved pattern? C’mon, Rickon, act like you’ve been there before. I’m pretty sure the entire fan base was sighing a strong sense of relief when Ramsay was firing arrows at Jon which he shield blocked. A sick character who finally met their end. All in all it was a wonderful episode that will be talked about whenever GoT is brought up. It’s hilarious to think that all it takes is winning the Battle of the Bastards to be the marquee character in Westeros.

I rarely write about Silcon Valley but Pied Piper is really coming together with its user interface. I particularly like Richard curled in despair in the nasty bathtub. It seems like every character is equally funny at this point. You’d think I would get tired of Erlich but his shtick just doesn’t get old. I was cracking up when he was saying how Richard saved them from their nose dive only to eventually end up creating another crater. Gavin Belson also deserves some sort of award as the best CEO of a fictional series. Hilarious when he was going to bring in the Opossum. Just want to share my still favorite scene from a few episodes ago.

18 Jun, 2016

The Genius of Nasa: What Song Would You Pick?

By |2016-10-29T12:08:32-04:00June 18th, 2016|My Brain|4 Comments

Taking directly from the new Chuck Klosterman book “But What If We’re Wrong: Thinking About the Present As If It Were the Past.”

Voyager

Voyager

“NASA sent the unmanned craft Voyager into deep space in 1977. It’s still out there, forever fleeing Earth’s pull. No man-made object has ever traveled further; it passed Pluto in 1990 and currently tumbles through the interstellar wasteland. The hope was that this vessel would eventually be discovered by intelligent extraterrestrials, so NASA included a compilation album made of gold, along with a rudimentary sketch of how to play it with a stylus. A team let by Carl Sagan curated the albums’s contents. The record, if played by the aliens, is supposed to reflect the diversity and brilliance of earthling life, This, obviously, presupposes a log of insane hopes: that the craft will somehow be found, the that craft will somehow be intact, that the aliens who find it will be vaguely human, that these vaguely human aliens will absorb stimuli both visually and sonically, and that that these aliens will not still be listening to eight-tracks. The likelihood that anyone in the universe will play this record is only slightly greater than the likely that my dad will play a Kendrick Lamar album, and my dad is dead.”

 

I had to laugh at this idea but it got me thinking what song would be choose to represent humans in 2016? Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry was the song selected to by Nasa with “Here Come the Sun” by the Beatles in consideration.

mjThe idea is that you are picking a song to represent your musical culture and it can only be one song. I’d select Michael Jackson’s Beat It. The aliens would be exposed to the King of Pop and a song about masturbation to show the humans have a good sense of humor. What would you pick?

15 Jun, 2016

When 180-1 Odds Strike Hard

By |2016-06-15T09:36:51-04:00June 15th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

Adam informed me of this story which is absolutely incredible. Watching a smug lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that) squirm that she made a terrible bet makes me realize some sweats are way worse than others. Here’s the story:

Jason Mercier is a professional poker player playing in the WSOP. He made a bet with Vanessa Selbst at 180-1 that he wouldn’t win 3 bracelets in this year’s World Series of Poker. Said bet was that he’d lay 10k to win 1.8 million. Winning 1 WSOP bracelet is a major accomplishment and consider that Phil Hellmuth holds the most with 14, and has been playing since 1989, shows just how difficult winning a bracelet is. Winning 3 is implausible…unless….

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1 bracelet. No big deal. He still has two more to win…unless…

 

How much am I going to lose?

How much am I going to lose?

8 players left and the best player in the tournament has a massive chip lead. This is what you call a major sweat for Vanessa Selbst. When you make a bet like this you expect to bag 10k and move on. There is about a month’s worth of events left in this tournament and if Mercier wins this tournament, Vanessa Selbst is going to be squirming for the next month to not lose 1.8 million, which I’d assume isn’t just lying in her bank account. Here is what she wrote about the bet.

If Mercier wins this bracelet, I’ll make sure to update on this blog.

14 Jun, 2016

Unpopular Stances

By |2016-06-14T10:35:21-04:00June 14th, 2016|My Brain|6 Comments

19-chuck-klosterman-1.w529.h352I’ve noticed I tend to voice the opinion of whatever it is I’m reading so don’t be surprised if I contradict myself next week. While reading Klosterman’s “But What If We’re Wrong?: Thinking About the Present As If It Were the Past” he sort of confirms an idea that’s in my mind after losing a lot of money betting on sports. Whatever you think is going to happen is probably wrong. I’ll take this idea into a few stances that I have a feeling I’m in the minority.

 

 

untitled23I like Lebron James – I don’t understand where all the hate for Lebron comes from. He’s made the NBA Finals the past 6 straight years and has gotten in roughly 0 off the court trouble. He’s going to go down as one of the league’s best players with stats and even though his finals record isn’t as pristine as Jordan’s, he’s arguably been the best player in the league since he entered. He’s 11th on the NBA all-time points scored in a career and isn’t slowing down. The slights against him are “the decision”, which was 6 years ago for god sakes, and that he’s a crybaby and flopper. If you’ve watched any part of the NBA, every  single player is the latter. I hardly would say that I’m a HUGE Lebron fan but my like for him comes mostly from my next stance.

 

 

16mag-mouthguards-facebookJumboI Dislike Steph Curry & Hate Draymond Green – That mouth guard is the most unnecessary act with regard to functionality that it has to be done for attention. Can’t stand it. I respect Steph’s game like no other. His ability to knock down shots from anywhere on the court is amazing. It’s the smugness from him and the whole hoopla surrounding how revolutionary he is that gets me.  I don’t want to not like him but Klay Thompson is just so much cooler that he shows the appropriate way to behave. Plus, who else brings their kid to a press conference?

2GSVc72If I rate my dislike for Curry a 6, my dislike for Draymond Green is off the charts. I’m not sure why he isn’t getting more of a beating by the media (unless I’m not seeing it which is quite probable). It’s clear he’s a great player by the likes of last nights game in his absence. No one denies that. His dirty plays though are ABSURD. Like straight up bonkers. His play isn’t basketball. It’s the extreme opposite of flopping which people also go nuts over. See what I did there.

Look at how much a pussy Draymond is when LeBron gets in his face.

The Lowest of the Low (I think the first one isn’t that bad fwiw)

 

I like Donald Trump – I know this is dangerous but please read what I write before only reading the headline. Here’s a video of Trump protesters getting violent.

635793546682967201-54052938_3I don’t think that Donald Trump says appropriate comments or knows how to run a country. However, I do know that if people (and obviously this is a small sample size) are willing to attack people based on who they support, I’m against that, which in turn puts me pro people who are getting attacked.

Donald Trump is ludicrous. This comment about Obama after Orlando:
“We’re led by a man that either is, is not tough, not smart, or he’s got something else in mind. And the something else in mind, you know, people can’t believe it. People cannot — they cannot believe that President Obama is acting the ways he acts and can’t even mention the words radical Islamic terrorism. There’s something going on. It’s inconceivable.”

So Trump thinks Obama knows more than he lets on with regard to terrorism which seems radical in itself. However, weird shit happens behind the scenes and to turn a blind eye to potential hi jinks in the Whitehouse is equally naive. Hilary wouldn’t possibly take the stance that no new “Islams” should be allowed in the country, as Trump wants,  so she retorts with tighter gun control which is equally stupid because if someone wants to do what happened in Orlando, they will find a way gun control or not. Both sides are solving an insolvable problem to please the people.

2d675712f6e22f08471dd58a1056bb6aI’m not a Trump supporter but the more I see how people react and how “wrong” he must be, the more I’m leaning to the idea that he must be right. I also think you’re equally stupid if you don’t like someone because of their choice of political party. Read this sentence and know that you are a simpleton if you show hate towards another person’s opinion.

13 Jun, 2016

The Non-Binary Gender

By |2016-06-13T22:40:51-04:00June 13th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

tumblr_mleoqlPxvw1rgerj6o1_500Those with non-binary genders can feel that they: Have an androgynous (both masculine and feminine) gender identity, such as androgyne. Have an identity between male and female, such as intergender. Have a neutral or non-existant gender identity, such as agender or neutrois.

I was going to write an entire post on how I disagreed with there being other “non-binary” genders. Then I started reading a few opinions on the subject and thought to myself that it isn’t even worth taking a stance on the subject because I understand zero about it. This forced me to bookmark this post until only a few hours I read this from Chuck Klosterman’s new book “But What If We’re Wrong…”.

How-rich-is-Wachowski-Brothers-800x445“The Matrix was written and directed by “the Wachowski siblings.” In 1999, this designation meant two brothers: as I write today, it means two sisters. In the years following the releases of the Matrix, the older Wachowski (Larry, now Lana) completed her transition from male to female. The younger Wachowski (Andy, now Lily) publicly announced her transition in the spring of 2016. These events occurred during a period when the social view of transgender issues radically evolved, more rapidly than any other component of modern society. In 1999, it was almost impossible to find any example of a trans person with any any realm of popular culture; by 2016, a TV series devoted exclusively to the notion won the Golden Globe for Best Television series.”

bruce-jenner-vanity-fair-caitlyn-transgenderThe book delves into how whatever you think you know now will be radically different in the future. You have no idea. So when I was going to write this post that you are either born male or female, in 2100 it’s possible that there are 10 new genders, This is pure speculation but the premise of Klosterman’s book is that you are most likely wrong. I like this.

I truly don’t understand how someone can be born a male and think they are a female (or neither for that matter). It’s estimated that there are 700,000 trans-gender people in the US which is less than 1% of our continent. This is not an amount that makes it a necessity to create a 3rd bathroom. My feeling is that these people would want to be treated like everyone else which is exactly how I would.

tomrexLaura said over the weekend that I’m accepting of other people even if I don’t agree with their stance and I believe this to be true. I’m a firm believer that every person has their individual thoughts that shouldn’t be squashed by A-holes with radical opinions. That doesn’t mean I have to agree with them but it also doesn’t mean I’m going to put up any resistance. I believe if you are born a man or woman and want to be  non-binary, that’s up to you but understand that many people are not as open minded. They believe that God created man and woman and that’s how this world works. I believe that I don’t know how this world works and if I wanted to be a T-Rex, accept it. But this does should show how ridiculous people can get with their ideas.

10 Jun, 2016

People Are Dying

By |2016-10-29T12:08:45-04:00June 10th, 2016|Celeb|5 Comments

So you probably heard about Muhammad Ali (74, Boxing Legend), Gordie Howe (88, Hockey Legend), Sean Rooks (46, Sixers ass’t coach), Manohar Aich (104, Indian Body Builder), even Peter Then, the Indonesian Priest who drowned, lived up to his name. Bottom line, people are dying. Quickly.

bubonicplagueBased on this article, it’s apparent that the plague is back. Plague is an infectious disease that is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis. Depending on lung infection, or sanitary conditions, plague can be spread in the air, by direct contact, or very rarely by contaminated undercooked food. The symptoms of plague depend on the concentrated areas of infection in each person: bubonic plague in lymph nodes, septicemic plague in blood vessels, pneumonic plague in lungs. It is treatable if detected early.

Early Warning Signs

Early Warning Signs

Now before you run into the bomb shelter and start making sure you have enough rations, it’s important to stay calm. Yes, people are dying off at a rapid pace, but it’s not the time to overreact. One could argue that media coverage has gotten so prevalent that you’re bound to hear about more people dying than ever before. It can also be argued that without the media, a person like Kimbo Slice would never have been famous in the first place so you wouldn’t have heard about him dying. These are both relevant arguments but let’s screw our heads on straight for a moment. The bubonic plague / Black Death was resting for the last 700 years and is returning in full force. I urge you to buy the stock NVAX which produces a vaccine for RSV which has nothing to do with the Black Death. However, with your funding, I’ll contact the CEO and make him aware of my inkling which I’m pretty sure will result in mass scientists being put on researching a cure. Get with the program people and avoid the black death. You’ve been warned.

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