Not Quite a Mental Patient

I watched 2 documentaries last night (killer life I know) on Anthony Weiner and John McAfee. Weiner’s is titled “Weiner”  (be careful Googling) and McAfee’s is “Gringo: The Dangerous Life of John McAfee“.

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    Anthony and Huma

    Anthony Weiner was a member of Congress and ran for the governor of New York in 2013. He lost in a landslide after sexting scandals erupted. His wife is/was Huma Abedin who is/was Hillary Clinton’s top aide and her name can be found on many of the emails that never go away. The documentary was shot by a cameraman who followed around Weiner as he did his day to day campaigning. He is using it to show the public what he endures for a sympathetic effect.

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    McAfee in ’89

    John McAfee is the founder of McAfee Virus Protection and suffers from severe paranoia. He moved to Belize where he is accused of murdering his neighbor. He fled to Guatemala, faked a heart attack so his appeal would be timely, then was extradited back to the United States. Back in the US he ran for the ’16 Libertarian party nominee only to lose to Gary Johnston.

Losing Touch With Reality

randquoteThese two men were perfect for documentaries because they are not normal people. If there was a documentary about me there’d be about 2 minutes of worthwhile footage when I’d be black out drunk walking back from a bar. The rest would be me sitting behind a computer typing, rolling a ball down an alley, or watching TV.

These men are true characters. They are elevated by our society (Weiner for his fight for the middle class and McAfee for creating an Anti-Virus) and have more money than they know what to do with. This entitles them to act in ways that would ruin other people (I suppose they are both ruined in their own explosive ways) but allows them to have people follow them around in order to create documentaries about their wild life styles. Some highlights:

Weiner

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    She’s done work for Brazzers. Don’t act like you don’t know what that is.

    Sydney Leathers was the girl who he was sexting or having phone sex with 5 times a day. At the climax of his mayoral campaign loss, she was on Howard Stern and he goaded her to confront Anthony. Anthony caught wind that she was waiting for him outside his building and came up with a plan to avoid her in a secret stairwell.  As he put his plan in motion being guarded by tons of security, she started chasing after him. He managed to avoid her. She’s 23 with huge juggs and known for nothing but sexting (and being a porn star).

  • Huma could have been the worst wife I’ve seen (this is understandable knowing that your husband sends dick pics to many girls). If this is how most marriages are, I don’t want to marry. She was a cold hearted bitch whose allegiance was obviously for Hillary Clinton and she couldn’t stand Anthony most times. It makes me wonder why on Earth she married him. Of course his sexting could have been the straw that broke the camel’s back but this isn’t a guy who does anything discreetly so she should have known what she was getting into.
  • My favorite moments were when people would question Anthony with, “how many other girls were there?” He would say something like, “I have no idea what constitutes illegal behavior so I don’t know how many girls there were.” He’d also fly off the deep end at reporters, hecklers, and talk show hosts. I found him moderately likable if you can get past his indiscretions with his wife.

McAfee

  • mcafeeI was going to write Nanette Burstein on Twitter to tell her how fabulous a job she did depicting McAfee’s crazy side. This guy is ape shit mad. For the man to invent “anti virus” software, it’s no surprise he’s the most paranoid man I’ve ever seen.
  • He was worth 100’s of millions of dollars at some point, lost some in the crash (or so people reported), moved to Belize, and started to lay a new foundation for his life. He’d build houses for the poor folk, give the police equipment and vehicles, and employ many of the locals. Being a millionaire in Belize makes you a king and he tried to rule. He hired armed guards to protect his estate from people who were coming after him.
  • His fetish was having a girl sit on a hammock and poop into his mouth. He had many younger prostitutes around at all times.
  • He paid his hit-man 5k to kill his next door neighbor who had poisoned his dogs which roamed freely around his estate. The hit-man started laughing when the reporter asked if he did it. Since Belize has no forensic testing, no one was ever convicted. This man got 2nd place in our latest Libertarian election and still has a high profile in the US.

I’ve Learned…

azr5rThat normal people don’t get documentaries made after them. It’s hard to say if there’s a missing gene that makes these people different. No one can deny that these 2 men are uniquely talented. Weiner was part of Congress for 7 years. McAfee created software that was on 67% of computers at one point. Deranged and delusional are good qualities to have to be entertaining. Anthony was guilty of telling the public that you apologize for sending a girls dick pics while in office and will never do it again…and then you do it again a few years later while you’re still married. McAfee hired hit-men to kill people while thinking he was above the law. There has to be some major disorder there. Without that disorder, you aren’t that fascinating.

 

By |2016-11-16T15:37:19-05:00November 16th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

The People Have Spoken!

rt_trumppresident_2_19_jackieThis is a what a democracy looks like. All the butt hurt democrats who can’t believe that Trump won, and flock to Facebook to complain that they can’t believe this is happening should realize that the people have spoken. You may not agree with the decision, but you should accept it.

Read an example of this genius from the New Yorker and the article he wrote asking what Trump is even doing in Michigan and Wisconsin. This. This. This is what I love. I was Skankhunt42’ing this guy last night by the way. If you don’t get that reference, for god sake start watching South Park. We are going to get 4 more years of Mr. Garrison as TRUMP!

rawI’m actually in glee and it’s not because Trump is the President, but it’s because all the Democrats were flat out wrong. When the Vegas odds have a candidate at -400, then moves to -1500, and ends up losing by a fairly wide margin, the underdog gets to feel some feeling of amazement. Their smear campaigned failed miserably and the public wanted to change the current political structure. If you can’t get that through your head, and you think that it’s because people WANT Trump, it’s more because they don’t want Hillary. The “uneducated” people showed that the Democratic candidate and the current regime are not the popular opinion.

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No more Partying in the USA!

There’s actually a lot of good news that goes along with Trump winning. These celebrities said they weren’t going to live in the USA:
Miley Cyrus
Amy Schumer
Lena Dunham
Jon Stewart
Cher
Ne-Yo
Whoopi Goldberg
Neve Cambpell
George Lopez

Good Riddance! Your country built you up and now you have to find some allegiance in the Middle East where I’m sure you’ll like their President just as much. Ta-Ta. Ciao. Au Revoir. BON VOYAGE!

By |2016-11-09T09:08:02-05:00November 9th, 2016|My Brain|4 Comments

Ladies and Gentlemen – Our New President!

Could have got the guy at +400. What a bizarre election. Consider Trump raised 795 million and Hillary used 1.3 billion…just saying. The guy is a mad man and the world markets are crumbling but this guy needs to be given some credit to pull off one of the greatest upsets in the history of upsets. Hillary was -1500 to win at one point. You can’t count out the Donald. Here’s to 4 unpredictable years.

By |2016-11-08T23:53:26-05:00November 8th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

Learning to Use Pages and Sliders

post-page1To have a blog for 6 years and never venture into the page structure is mind bending. If you come to my blog on a regular basis you’ll notice 2 new “pages” in the top Navigation bar title “Boner Material” and “Running Log“. If you click on those links, NSFW for the Boner Material, you’ll be taken to a page that is using a Fusion Slider. Pretty cool, right? In the much tamer “Running Log”, I’m going to be updating this page on a regular basis with the runs I’ve been doing. Instead of a post that gets lost through the years, the page will always be there.

I have a lot of work to do on the Boner Material and I’m sort of up in the air on how I want to proceed. If I didn’t have so much damn content on it, I’d probably forgo the exercise but what can I say that I have moving material that deserves it’s on page. 6 years of added up content will do that do you. My plan will be to organize the Sports posts and Life posts as well. This is a time consuming exercise but it’ll be well worth it in the end. It should take this side from a 3 to a 5 quickly. Let me know if you have any suggestions because I’m learning as I go.

By |2016-11-04T10:01:04-04:00November 4th, 2016|My Brain|2 Comments

The Hyper Sensitive Whiny Bitches

I grew up privileged. I never had to worry about food, shelter, or war like conditions. I was given all the opportunities to succeed and I’d like to think I’m making the most of them. My perspective on this topic is heartless and crass but for god sakes this country has lost their mind.

  • 04blind-xlarge1Companies Face Lawsuits Over Website Accessibility For Blind Users – Rnningfool.com got hit with a law suit because a blind person couldn’t see the images of all the hot babes I post and needed audio to alert him that she was a perfect 10. “Blind people are not going to be able to thrive and live the lives they want to live if they don’t have equal access to websites,” said Christopher Danielsen, spokesman for the National Federation of the Blind. The real problem is this comment, “Most settle quickly, for between $10,000 and $75,000, lawyers involved say, with the money typically going toward plaintiffs’ attorneys’ fees and expenses.” It means the blind are winning. To put some perspective, 39 million people on this Earth are blind. Out of 7 billion. That’s less than 1%. I’m not saying I don’t want blind people’s rights. But the expectation that every website should be suitable for the blind is absurd. The National Federation should create a website specifically for the blind and sell them goods. Yes, it’s exclusion .Yes, it’s not right. Yes, it’s what’s known as practical.  Give it a rest.

 

  • 76ers Anthem Singer BasketballSixers Apologize for Not Letting the “We Matter” Girl Sing – This is a basketball game, not a political rally. People watch basketball because it’s fun and takes their mind off of real life problems. Sevyn, the name of the women, decided to turn it into a Colin Kapernick political stance which is exactly the wrong way of going about getting attention. Does she volunteer at her local soup kitchen? Is she active in her community? Does she donate to charity? Perhaps the answer is yet but you get my point that there are other ways to demonstrate “We Matter”. She’s in fact doing the opposite. Let’s say that Sixers let her perform and the 16,000 people in the stands, only 1,000 of who are paying attention see her shirt, then what? Nothing. What actually happened was the Sixers smartly decided that they didn’t want to deal with this unwanted attention BECAUSE IT’S A BASKETBALL GAME and pulled her. Now the hyper sensitive get wind of the situation and blow it out of proportion and force the Sixers to apologize to show that they aren’t racist bigots. If people are tuned in to our world by any means, they are well aware that “We Matter”.  Start actively helping rather than spreading the message through negative publicity.

  • cleveland_indians_logo-svgCleveland Not a Winner Until They Drop Chief Wahoo – This isn’t a history lesson by any means but the Indians and the early settlers go back to the early 1600’s when John Smith banged Pocahontas. Fast forward hundreds of years and the white man used their guns to shoot people who were using bow and arrows. In a feeling of remorse, the white person gave the Indians casinos so they’re culture could survive in this world because the last thing they want to do is adapt. The team began in the 1900’s when there must have been more Indians in Cleveland and the logo is said to honor Native Americans. Here’s where I have to ask, what is the big deal? You don’t like being called Indians? You don’t like a baseball team that goes to the World Series? It gives Native Americans a bad name? No one outside of them gives a shit! The only reason people even are making it a controversy is because the group is making it one. If the roles were reversed and the Native American tribes had a team called the “Rednecks”, I promise you white American’s wouldn’t give a shit and they’d probably cheer them on rather than take offense.“We do have empathy for those who take issue with it,” Dolan said. “We have minimized the use of it and we’ll continue to do what we think is appropriate.”Chief Wahoo isn’t permanently going away, though. “It is part of our history and legacy,” Dolan said. Seems like a reasonable response to me.

 

  • 160302005451-trump-and-hillary-exlarge-169The Election – Saving the best for last. Do we truly live in a democracy? I know jack shit about the electoral college but voters of divided up districts determine which way an “elector” will cast their vote. Each state has a certain amount of electoral votes which when 50 states are summed up total 538. Whoever reaches 270 electoral votes wins the election. Both Trump and Clinton this year have a shot at winning. More information on why they will be bad presidents is spat out than why they will make good ones. I can’t feel good telling anybody who I’m voting for because I, like 99% of our country, don’t understand how politics work. Can you tell me what decisions the President makes which have no checks and balances? You are telling me that one man or woman can make or break this country? I don’t believe it. It’s called adapting and whoever is elected President, our country will make it work. It’s not like the sky is falling and our nation will collapse if Donald and his absurd talk or Hillary and her lying self get elected. Life will move on.
By |2016-11-03T14:49:50-04:00November 3rd, 2016|My Brain|1 Comment

I Hate Dog Owners

I live on a small street of row houses that gets little car traffic. People are walking their dog’s pretty frequently through it. Unbeknownst to me when I purchased this house is that is across the only tree on the street. It looks like this.

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So last night, doing my due diligence as I property owner, I cleaned up the leaves that had gathered across from my house. I put my gloves on and got a trash bag. I’m guessing you know where this is going. It was night time and I couldn’t see anything but the leaves. As I scooped the leaves into the bag I ran into a dog shit. It absolutely reeked, got on my gloves, and I was practically dry heaving from the smell. I wanted to take the dog’s shit and shove it into the owner’s mouth who didn’t clean it up. This is a problem in the city.

There are too many people who don’t clean up dog shit. If you don’t want to clean it up, you shouldn’t have the pet. I’m thinking of starting a neighborhood watch and start taking pictures of the shit and posting them on telephone poles. People need to know this is unacceptable.

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The way that Sydney walks in this movie should also seriously piss you off. Why would anyone walk like this unless they are trying to be a complete douchebag? Even if you were trying to be a douche you wouldn’t walk like that.

By |2016-11-03T09:37:24-04:00November 3rd, 2016|My Brain|2 Comments

Time For a Rain Delay and a Trump Ad

Tell me that these two series of events aren’t working together? Fox hits you with a striking blow, anti-Hillary ad, and then nails you with a rain delay. You’re sitting there thinking about corrupt Hillary and thinking PA might be a swing state. It’s Fox News, the ultimate republican airing this? If Donald wins this election and you wonder what the major home run may have been. It was this.

By |2016-11-03T00:05:27-04:00November 3rd, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

Million Dollar Idea Outline

How did I not post this at the time?

I was sitting and thinking last night about what it takes to have a million dollar idea.  I know it’s important to think big so I broke down what I knew to be true and took it from there.

Target Market: Men

What All Men Want:

  • More Money – If you asked 100 men if they could use more money 99% would say yes
  • Bigger Penis – This isn’t a necessity but it’s rare if someone would refuse an extra inch or two on their dick

This leads to the million dollar question, how can you make money by growing your penis?

 

By |2016-10-29T12:54:49-04:00October 29th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

Why You Should Listen to Me

Another draft. This post ending was pretty terrific.

 

Nothing on Earth makes a human feel more alive than being right by predicting the future. Putting your intelligence on display and having it pay off is what it takes for people to start taking you seriously. When you have your own blog, you force people to pay attention. That’s what is happening here whether you like it or not.

Back on Feb 27th I said that this Modest Mouse song was great. This Monday I heard the song being played on AltNation. They were 2+ months behind me. My ability to hear a hit off an album was evident.

kendraThis is a post I wrote about the girl who masturbated in a library bathroom for a few minutes. I started following her on Twitter and she now has 33k followers. I would not be surprised to see her hit 6 figures. Her account has since been suspended but I know it was over 6 figures because her new one has over 50k. This happened in about 2 months.

I know what you’re thinking, big deal. If I were reading it I would say the same thing. HOWEVER, I’m going to actually wow you with these next few:

By |2016-10-29T12:33:25-04:00October 29th, 2016|My Brain|0 Comments

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