An Actual Draftking Analysis

DraftKingsI downloaded my Draftkings History to get a better idea of how much I’ve lost.  I also think I put together solid squads in the Million and keep getting screwed out of more money.

Start date: 7/16/2015

#of Entries: 47 (36 NFL, 9 PGA, 1 MLB, 1 NBA)

Entry Fees: $835

Winnings: $419

Net Loss: $416

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I’ve played 18 NFL Millionaire makers which are the biggest tournaments available on Draftkings.  My average score for the 18 contests is 153.49.  My high being 207.68 and low 99.12.   The most money I’ve ever won is $30.00 on any single entry and highest place being 12,654.   I’ve lost exactly $155 from these tournaments.

The average participants has been decreasing with every passing week.  The first week had 520,448 players.  Last week’s was 322,236.  The total prize pool has moved from 10 million to 6 million. This is not what you want to see as a “growth” company.

126716-125658Unfortunately the professionals have taken the fun out of the game.  I’m not sure what the maximum amount of entries it is per person but it obviously is killing the flow to the normal player.  I’m fairly knowledgeable about football but to crack the top 10k and actually make significant money is proving challenging.

 

By |2015-11-12T12:20:37-05:00November 12th, 2015|My Life|0 Comments

This Post Was Inspired by Dave Gildea

letsgetweirdLast night a poker game came together.  Evan was the big winner of the night and I’m learning to respect his poker game as he caught me with the second best hand multiple times.  At midnight my birthday struck and the remaining players did a celebratory shot of Grey Goose.  I had already been drinking the Ranger IPA which I highly recommend and caught a nice buzz.  The game finished up and I headed home.

My Uber there was only $5.65 so that would be the most economical /  convenient way to head home but I chose the Indego Bike Service.  I should note that my Uber rating is 4.4 and I had another incident to lower it.  My GPS had me at 3rd and Spring Garden when I was actually at the 2nd and Spring Garden.  Anyway, I spent the 4 dollars and drunk rode the bike home which is how accidents happen.  Fortunately I survived.

birthdaypresentOnward to today which does happen to be the day of my birth.  I removed it from Facebook because I didn’t want any phony people telling me Happy Birthday.  It means 0 to me to have strangers wish me well on Facebook.  However, I did get a message from Dave Gildea which I’ll expand on.  Here is his message to me:

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How life feels at 32.

How life feels at 32.

I find a few points interesting about this message.  First it’s written like a title which is odd.  Was this done on purpose?  Dave enjoys pointing out when I post this blog on Facebook that it looks like Click-bait.  I’d be lying if I didn’t put thought into making a click inspiring title.  Calling me his favorite Stortz is funny because he’s Sam’s friend and I’ve met him in person only a few times.  I personally enjoy his humor when he posts on Sam’s blog under the moniker of Queef.  With regards to him being my favorite of Sam’s friends, knowing I hardly know him, he’s up there.  Anyone who takes the time to read and actually comment on my blog immediately vaults up the list.  Alex and Gourlay are up there because Sam’s known them the since grade school.

I was lethal on Shop2 as well.

I was lethal on Shop2 as well.

Alex shares Solider of Fortune 2 which I pretty much have to make anyone my instant friend (seriously, when I can share with someone how good I was at strafe jumping the steps in HK1 as red or fire nading the entryway as blue, we’re friends).  Gourlay seems aloof but his wit and bizarre nature make him likable.  I’ll shout out to Mark too who comments haphazardly which I enjoy.

I’ve learned that people like when they get mentioned so I make sure to recognize my readers with my personal feelings on them.  On to removing my birthday from Facebook.  It’s not a big deal.  I didn’t do anything to deserve recognition.  You don’t earn a birthday.  If I won the Nobel Peace Prize, you’re damn right I’d be blasting that to every media outlet I can think of.  My birthday is just me making it through 32 years of life.  It’s a perfectly good excuse for a night to get drunk as shit on but even for that I don’t need a reason.  That’s why phony Happy Birthday’s mean virtually nothing.  Plus the people who wish you Happy Birthday without it being on Facebook are people who know you.  I’ll add that I hardly know anyone’s birthday so I don’t take it as a personal insult if you don’t know mine.

By |2015-11-06T13:17:08-05:00November 6th, 2015|My Life|4 Comments

Lame in the 10th

Today was one of the most fun bowling experiences I’ve ever had.

That being said, your boy TC got owned by a bro twice in the 10th frame.  I came up short both times and I’m still thinking about it.  I was looking at a lead 2 times in the 10th as the last man and lost twice.  I’ll set the scene.

Our league is taken a bit more serious than this one.

Our league is taken a bit more serious than this one.

We dominated the first game.  Nichter rolled a 200 and the entire squad was over 700 (this is a solid benchmark for a 5 person team).  We were up by over 100 pins which should win the 4th game, which is total pins after 3 games, and let us bowl comfortably.

The 2nd game went down to the wire with us in the lead (another 700+ series which should display the competition level).  I can’t remember exactly what happened but I think Watkins rolled 2 strikes in the 10th to keep us right there.  Our team was up pins and my pony tailed counterpart went first.  He rolled a strike.  There is some pressure mounting as 9 other people are interested in the outcome of my shot.  I rolled a ball that didn’t have enough hook and missed the head pin and left a little rail on the left side of the lane.  At this point if I converted the spare we would have been in fine shape.  I rolled a weak ass ball that connected with exactly 0 pins and feel like a shithead.

So now we’re 1-1 with a nice pin total lead for the 4th game.  Their captain asked if we wanted to play a cash game for 5 bucks each.  We agreed.

fire bowlingThe game was fire.  They started hot, we returned fire, and it was neck and neck until the 10th.  I promise you that pressure mounts with every throw.  This is where sports are more fun than just normal sports.  Sam opened in the 10th.  I note Sam because he hasn’t been mentioned yet but is an integral part of the team.  He’s technically our substitute but has played every week and his average rises weekly (he just needs to buy a ball and there will be instant improvement).  Anyway, Watkins bowled a 1  and followed it with a spare which is not how it’s written up.  I’ll note briefly on Watkins because I’m going to send this to him and this is my critique.  When his strike ball hits its beautiful.  There is power hooking into the pocket which leads to instant strikes.  However, the consistency of hitting the pocket, or at least Brooklyn, isn’t there.  Major potential though and his average vs what he’s capable of rolling is a huge advantage.  Wiz (might as well use real names) went open but their player did too.  So Nichter comes up and goes double strikes in the 10th and put up 27 pins which is unbelievably huge.  Pressure spots like this to come up clutch are tremendous as our 4th guy.  I’ll also note that he was easily our best bowler tonight and made his 135 average look like a cupcake (he was ~180 tonight).  He puts me in a great spot.

10 Pin

10 Pin

We have a few pin lead and my opponent goes first and rolls a 7.  Perfect spot.  You couldn’t find a better spot to lay down the hammer.  I step up, not nervous because I’ve been here before, and know that it’s a bit of a mental game.   After blowing it the last game with a bad first ball I made sure to throw a heater that was going to hit the right side of the head pin.  I released and the ball was looking perfect.  I was ready to celebrate because it was looking that nice and it connects squarely and leaves the 10 pin.  Fuck.

jesusbowlingAll would have been fine if my opponent missed his spare but he hit it like a good anchor does.  I stepped up to the 10 pin and was 2-2 during the night.  The 10 pin is the one pin where I can’t throw my weighted ball and have a high % of making the shot.  It has to hug the gutter and that’s always risky.  I went with the straight ball that I had used earlier and threw the ball right in the gutter.  Peoples (is this used properly) eyes were on screen as I walked away in disgust and knew we were going to lose.  We did.  I was the goat and let the team down.  It’s not a great feeling because winning feels that much better but it’s a step.  Most good achievements don’t come instantaneously.  You work for it and it feels better when you eventually win.  This was my lesson.

By |2015-11-05T08:19:42-05:00November 4th, 2015|My Life|1 Comment

The Run Up

eaglessucksI spent 15 straight hours watching football yesterday.  It could have been quite the profitable day except the Eagles failed to cover or win.  I hit 5 bets in a row (untrue because I lost a teaser in between) starting with MD on Saturday followed by USC.  Then hit the Jaguars, the Titans, and the Giants.  This had me up over 300 bucks for the weekend and I let the profits roll on the Eagles.

I’m not even mad because I know that’s how gambling works.  You keep betting until your bets get bigger and eventually one game crumbles the streak.  Either way, this run got me relatively close to even for the season so I just look at it as entertainment dollars.  Thanks for the pick, Sam.

 

By |2016-10-28T15:44:00-04:00October 26th, 2015|My Life|2 Comments

Live Blog 1:09

mona-francia1:09 – Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters is playing from my playlist “strictly good songs.”  Odd but I wished it would have been “Madmen Across the Water”.

1:10 – I’m happy about running 6 miles in 34:35 on the treadmill today.  I’m torn, like Natalie Imbruglia, whether I should do the Bridge Run this year.  I plan on going out for Halloween and it’s the night before so there’s like a 15% chance I do it.

1:11 – The parking space I got once again was not sufficient.  I’m 4 blocks away.  In the past 2 updates I’ve deleted the word “pretty” twice and the word “like” once.  Other words that can automatically get rejected are “just” and “actually”.

Sierra Nevada

Sierra Nevada

1:14 – Starlight by Muse just starting playing.

1:15 – It’s been 6 minutes and I’m unsure of what I should be writing about.

1:19 – Done editing.

*1:33 – Ran out of Crest Radiant Mint but it’s ok because I had 3 more from a Sam’s club purchase.

By |2016-10-28T15:43:45-04:00October 24th, 2015|My Life|0 Comments

12 Minutes of Real Time Blogging

Fucked.

Fucked.

7:21 – I’m still steaming over the parking space I gave up.  I was driving South on 3rd and came across a spot near my house that I chickened out on.  I’d rate myself a 8.5 / 10 in parallel parking but lately I’ve gotten away from spaces that I deem too tight.  This isn’t because I can’t enter them, it’s because when you are tight, the person behind you pulls out and scrapes your bumper.  Conversely, the person in front of you always backs up into you.  So I had another driver on my ass and I didn’t feel like squeezing into this spot and ended up parking a 4 minute walk away.

tumblr_ng6xyzqbua1u4sshzo8_5007:23 – Spotify just played I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic at the Disco and I like it a lot.  The Polynesian sauce just grazed the mouse so that kind of annoys me because it’s sticky and I can’t clean it off without clicking the mouse buttons.  The lemonade is refreshing.

Seattle_Seahawks27:25 – I finished the last chicken tender but crumbs are everywhere and I should have used a plate.  I’m contemplating how much money to wager on tonight’s football game.  I have $250 in my account and the line is -7 Seattle Seahawks.  I was originally leaning towards the 49ers but Adam said he liked the Seahawks.  I’ve learned not to bet against the Shee.  If I had to estimate the amount of times we liked different sides, my side was probably right once and his the other 10.

7:28 – I’m contemplating seeing if Steve wants to grab some drinks and watch the game because I haven’t seen him in a while but I’m pretty comfortable just sitting here and blogging.  If I don’t go out, I’ll feel good for tomorrow and work’s been extremely busy.  This isn’t saying if I go out I’ll get shitfaced but I’ll have 0 beers if I stay in.  Plus I can stay in and do some Photoshop lessons and learn some German.

Stuttgart, Germany

Stuttgart, Germany

7:30 – I haven’t planned my trip to Germany in February which I know I need to do sooner rather than later.  I Confess by the English Beat just came on.  9/10 song.  The idea of going to another country and not being able to speak the language diminishes the experience.  The problem is I hate learning the language.  It’s like teaching a pre-schooler.  If I force myself to do it for the next 4 months, I’ll probably be able to ask for a glass of water and point at a dog and identify it.

7:33 – I was feeling bad that my neighbor cleaned up the leaves outside of my house because it is my responsibility but it turns out he didn’t do it.   The church across the street did it.  Time to go to Lynda.com and watch one of Deke’s Techniques.

 

By |2015-10-22T19:40:26-04:00October 22nd, 2015|My Life|0 Comments

All I Want to Do is Read the Journal

Wall-Street-Journal-logo-741965[dropcap background=”yes” color=”#333333″]W[/dropcap]e get the Wall Street Journal at work everyday.  Normally my schedule is wake up at 7:30, be at work by 8, check my email and eat my breakfast while reading the journal.  However, lately we’ve had so much activity that reading the Journal is an afterthought.  This disturbs me.

Yesterday I got home as 5:15 and wanted to go for a run.  Instead I sat on my bed, watched the end of 12 Monkeys, and fell asleep for an hour before bowling.  This is what happens when you are running 580pcs of 100-A’s through your shop and business is flying off the handle.  (I know everyone is equally interested in bowling so just know that we went 2-2 and Sam rolled a 200 to save us in game 1.  As I always have to toot my own horn, I actually saved the game rolling a turkey in the 10th against arguably the best bowler in the league who got so intimidated by my ability that he split in the 10th to assure us the victory).

cq5dam.web.1280.1280Back to being busy, it sucks.  This is why people get stressed out and hate their lives.  If I was in Bora Bora right now waking up and sipping on a Pina Colada, I would be happier.  I’m not complaining because I would be complaining if nothing was going on and work was dead and I got to read the Journal.  It’s truly bizarre how your mind always wants whatever it isn’t having.

By |2015-10-22T09:52:28-04:00October 22nd, 2015|My Life|2 Comments

4 Years Later

I went to the DMV today on 8th and Arch to get my updated license. Normally the DMV is filled with long lines but I was in and out within 5 minutes. I went at 11:45am on a Monday if anyone wants to file that away. I was only in there a short amount of time but one irate customer was berating a security guard telling him to come outside and that he’s a joke authority figure. It was cruel.
Here is what 4 years looks like.

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First and foremost, I think I look better as I’ve gotten older. Perhaps it’s the lighting and better technology but my 31 year old self is more distinguished than that little guy in the first pic. You can’t tell but I use my parents address as my actual address so I don’t have to pay city rates on auto insurance. Notice too that I never lost my license in 4 years which is remarkable. Also signing my name Tom when it says Thomas is pretty bonehead.  I’m also fairly certain I’m 5-11.

By |2015-10-19T14:47:44-04:00October 19th, 2015|My Life|1 Comment

The Window of Success

The_Law_of_SuccessI’m reading Napoleon Hill’s book the Law of Success in 16 Lessons. for the 2nd time.  This book is a life changer.  It was written in 1925 so the fact that it’s even available this many years later shows its legitimacy.  It covers principals to “make it” in the world.  How to be a better person leaning towards the business side.  It creates an enthusiasm for life that you otherwise don’t feel.  It charges you up.

I’m only on the 3rd principal but my brain has already begun churning about how I’m operating with thought towards my business, my relationships, and my own personal goals.  A couple key ideas from the early reading:

  • Find a mate who will push you to higher levels
  • Auto-suggestion is recommended to achieve success
  • Know what it is you want to do

i_now_pronounce_you_chuck_and_larry_02502I’m independent.  I don’t have a fear of loneliness which is why I’m picky on the first point.  I’m too judgmental to give females a chance and too much of a pussy to just get what I want.

Real life example to help expand on this.  I had dinner with the President of a company that is much larger than ours.  He has a daughter that is 24 or 25, good looking, and looking to be a lawyer.  So not only is this girl aligned with my business (and could only strengthen the business relationship), but she’s hot and smart.  This is the type of girl I should be going after.

So I compare that with meeting a random girl at the cider festival today and hoping that we spark it up together and I begin to question.  Now the obvious answer (and what I suck at doing) is to just get out there and experiment.  It’s really that simple.  Perhaps there is too much thought being put into this as I’m sure everyone has their own opinion on this part of life but I consider that I’m 31 and still have 50 more years to live. It seems to me that putting extra thought into who you want to spend your life with and help you grow is worthwhile.

I ran out of time today (gotta hit that cider festival) to expand on the 2nd points but I’m sure I’ll bring it up in the future. Onward to the weekend. Michigan -8. Stay tuned for DK picks.

By |2015-10-17T11:13:57-04:00October 17th, 2015|My Brain, My Life|0 Comments

The Idiot Passenger

I wish I took a picture of this moron but you’ll have to be entertained by my words instead.

I can't remember the last time I was on a plane that wasn't full.

I can’t remember the last time I was on a plane that wasn’t full.

Courtesy on an airplane revolves around common sense.  You sit in your assigned seat.  You keep your hands to yourself.  You don’t be stupid.  Alas, this is not possible for some people as I experienced it first hand today.

I flew from Tampa today and had the middle seat which is the worst seat.  The window gives you some visual and the aisle gives you easy exit.  The middle gets you trapped between 2 passengers with limited understanding of who should get the arm rest.

The two were already seated when I arrived and I squeezed in the middle.  Man to the right of me had obviously been on an airplane before and had his arm on his side of the arm-rest and was comfortably reading his Iphone.  Man on the left most have been raised in a barn because his arm was already spilling onto my side and his legs were taking up half of my room.

Similar to this.

Similar to this.

To make matters stranger, a woman comes down the aisle and says “someone is sitting in my seat, 23A.”  The man starts rummaging through his pockets and says, “I can’t seem to find my pass.”  After 3 minutes of checking his pockets it emerges and says 23F.  I was praying he would move to his seat but instead the woman took his seat.  At this point I must remark that he was reading a book entitled, “The Canadian Gold Finch,”  a book on birds.  Cuckoo.  Cuckoo.

Another pet peeve of my mine is bringing the carry on.

Another pet peeve of my mine is bringing the carry on.

I put up with his disregard for my personal space considering the entire time to give his elbow a big jolt but decided I didn’t want to spend 2 hours in a tense argument.  I survived the flight and then I pulled out my phone as we landed and he asked:

“Do you have the time?”

“2:15.”

“Is that our time?”

*Headcocked* “What other time would it be?”

So now I was certain this guy was off his rocker because he was at least 60 and wasn’t aware that Florida and Pennsylvania share the same time zone.  The other part that I can’t get over is when someone asks the time, is it normal to give them the time of the time zone you came from?  I couldn’t grasp that one.

Fortunately I made it back safely and posting may go back to regular but I have another trip planned next week and it may get sparse.

By |2016-10-28T15:42:58-04:00October 16th, 2015|My Life|0 Comments

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