Jeff and I were talking about Ms. Carl the other day from high school when the question came up how does she poop. She had a hip replacement so it wasn’t fair to bad mouth a nice woman like Ms. Carl but either way she was the example that popped up. When you are a really fat and have a huge ass, do you need to buy specialized toilet bowls? I can’t imagine that your asshole gets bigger but I feel like it could get confusing where it is in relation to your butt. So you waddle up to the toilet, turn around, plop your huge ass on the bowl and pray to god that you hear water once you release.
I’m thinking about running for President with the platform, “Shrink the Bowl.” Meaning I want all toilet bowls made smaller and forcing fat people to lose weight. I’m not sure I could win but I wouldn’t be surprised if I picked up about 12% of the US.
There is no way the girl in that picture shits .50 from the field…leave a mop by the toilet
I think the shrink the bowl campaign is genius
This reminds me of something Gourlay would write
Gourlay’s influence spreads.