It’s All About You

I understand the idea of creating posts that are targeted at the person reading the post.  I’ve been reading up on how to do a better job on this but I’m running into road blocks which I’ll lay out in bullet point format.

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  • I can’t solve your problems.  I can’t solve my own problems.  I’m more qualified at creating problems.  That I’m good at.  If you want to know how get shit faced and spend your weekly pay at a strip club, I’m your man.  If you want to wake up with raging hangovers wondering where you are, I’ll guide you to nowhere land.  If you want me to tell you how to lose weight in 10 easy steps, I’ll tell you to get your fat ass on a treadmill.
  • I have a real world mentality.  Life can be gone in a split second and the universe doesn’t give a shit.  Viewing the world like this doesn’t enter most people’s minds because it’s depressing.  I can’t convey idealistic messages to readers that I know are bullshit.  I’m just a guy who maintains a website.  That’s it.
  • The posts that get the most views on my blog are big breasted celebrities.  That should say it all about what people on this planet want.  Amber also made this comment on a post I made a week ago that had a picture of a cat – Awwwwwwwwwwww kitties!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3.    So cats and boobs.
  • What I understand the purpose of this blog is to entertain people for a few minutes each day.  Funny videos.  Fascinating images.  A good story or two.  I can give what my brain has to offer.

Aside from that, I don’t give a shit about you.   Just kidding.  I love you all.  That’s a lie.  Why is that gif below?  Who cares.

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