Rank These Disney Broads

I have a feeling this post may not go over well due to my ridiculous reasoning. However, I will put this up anyhow. I actually didn’t come up with this clever idea but will provide my own opininons beneath each female. I have them ranked in order from top to bottom.

Sleeping Beauty

By far the hottest toon, plus the fact that she is always asleep and willing to have anything done to her. She reminds me of Uma Thurman from Kill Bill 2. I haven’t seen this movie in probably 20 plus years but I remember her getting pricked by the wheel. Was this the mirror mirror on the wall movie? She looks good with her long flowing blond hair and hot body.

Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty

Jasmine

Jasmine is really hot. She fell for that dbag Aladdin because of that romantic “whole new world” theme. I always rooted for Jafar because he looked and talked like a badass.  The video game Aladdin was really good on Genesis and I could never beat it. Look at that tight stomach and dress about to come off.

Jasmine

Jasmine

Belle

Besides Belle’s terrible tastes in guys (beasts), she looks pretty good. She has the wholesome brown hair and eyes and looks stunning in her yellow gown. Plus you know she will like me for me because of her ability to love the beast and her disgust in Gaston. All in all I’m impressed with the total package.

Belle

Belle

Ariel

I usually don’t fall for the red heads but I remember thinking Ariel was a good looking mermaid. If my memory serves me correct she eventually got legs which is a huge plus. Plus I think she went through that phase where she lost her voice and that would have to be the number one advantage to having her around.

Ariel

Ariel

Tinkerbell

Small and tight, only for the itsy bitsy. Julia Roberts was her in Hook. This would actually make me put her way at the bottom because I find Julia Roberts to resemble a horse, but the cartoon version has her looking ok. I’m not sure how old she is, so if that comes into play I take it all back. She looks kindof exotic and probably a freak in the sac.

TinkerBell

TinkerBell

Cinderella

Cinderella and the stupid ball. She had mouse friends, I think, and they used to sing a Cinderelly song which I liked when I was 5. My memory on the storyline is really unclear but she went to a ball, a slipper came into play and they fit her but not her sisters. Seems generic and that goes along with her appearances. This dress makes me think she was probably stuck up but I think I remember a scene where they made her do a lot of chores so I think she was probably a pretty down to earth girl.

Cinderella

Cinderella

Pocahontas

Never saw the movie. Not into ethnic girls so much. How she gets ahead of the last two…read on. She actually seems kind of stoic but I think she would be one of those girls who don’t trim their region and then would act like a dead fish in bed. But then again maybe she’d have some sacred ceremonies before fornicating and then get all crazy and into it.

Pocahontas

Pocahontas

Snow White

I saw this cartoon of Snow White getting gang banged by the dwarfs and that image has just never left me. She’s not that attractive to begin with but that was just really gross. And if you wonder how I saw it, there was an attachment with cartoons and it caught me by surprise, I didn’t purposely seek it out.

Snow White

Snow White

Mulan

No comment.  Even the picture is plain Jane boring.

Mulan

Mulan

I don’t actually fantasize about Disney cartoons but if I was going to go ahead with a post like this I had to make it as entertaining as possible.