A Tribute to Tune Time Tuesday

He takes pictures of rocks.  Tell me this guy isn't next level shit?

He takes pictures of rocks. Tell me this guy isn’t next level shit?

So Gourlay has been way off track lately.  He’s posting about bands on Sunday’s and concerts on Thursday’s when the essence of consistency is Tune Time Tuesday.  Since his blog is sending exactly 0 people to my site, I figure I need to appeal to the good side of an upcoming blogging extraordinaire.  It may not happen in his lifetime, but I support the Goodies.  Don’t worry Sam, I support you too but aside from the questionable drive from Gourlay, he has the most writing potential.

siriusplayerIt’s 10pm right now.  The Smiths are playing on my Sirius player which I’ve been using more than Spotify because I prefer listening to songs I’m not as familiar with and this radio is far superior to Spotify.  The song before was a deep Asia song called Don’t Cry which is an above average song.  Asia is a “super” group formed from the bassist/vocalist of Roxy Music, guitarist and keyboardist of Yes, and drummer from  Emerson, Lakes and Palmer if you didn’t know.  I know it’s small but the box above the Smiths song is Alex Chilton by the Replacements playing on the Spectrum which I also enjoy.  In the coming days I’m going to make a post about my top 5 favorite New Wave bands and I’ll be the only person who will appreciate it.  I hope that is enough info to warrant a Tune Time.

Treadmill RacingI went to the gym earlier and ran 3 miles in 18 minutes which is getting lower each day.  My winter time exercise turns into more gym time and less miles than summer where I’ll strictly run outdoors.  I get stronger in my arms and my speed builds but I sacrifice endurance.  I notice a little knee tweak on the treadmill which put me out for months a year ago but I should be ok for the remainder of basketball and football.

unnamedI feel good but my eating schedule is completely thrown off.  Today we had a visitor that arrived late and I didn’t eat lunch until after 2.  Then I get home and tried to implement a new theme to the blog and it turned out to be a disaster.  For $40 dollars you’d think the transition would be seamless but its been problematic to the point that I have to keep the current theme until I work out the kinks.  I also started up German and Photoshop skills which are much easier after I’ve already grasped the basics.   Back to eating, I tried to eat dinner after I got done working out but I wasn’t hungry and ate a small portion.  Now I could eat but I’m not trying to go to bed on a full stomach.  Kids in Ethiopia would dream of this situation.

 

By |2014-11-18T22:45:49-05:00November 18th, 2014|My Brain|3 Comments

Facebook Ads Have Crossed the Line

Where do Facebook ads end? This ad is taking my last name from my profile, attaching it to a sweatshirt image, and promoting their customized product. It’s freaking brilliant. Invasive perhaps but I guarantee that out of the hundreds of millions of monkeys clicking that this is far more effective to see what the product would look like exactly. How funny is this ad?

*JUST RELEASED! NOT IN STORES* – For god’s sake I hope no one is releasing this.  This company would be out of business in a heart beat.  It’s my own name and I wouldn’t buy one.  Why the hell am I keeping calm in the first place?  Next thing you know they’ll be putting my face on it.
Stortz Ad Sweatshirt

By |2014-11-24T21:36:22-05:00November 18th, 2014|My Brain|2 Comments

The 3d Printing Revolution Begins

I’m a believer that 3d printing will revolutionize commerce. I know very little aside from the broad concept of printing whatever object you would like. Obviously you are limited by the material of which the printer can print but over time this will continue to develop. I know 3d printers have been sold recently but this is the first time I’ve seen it in a big box store.

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Top comment:
These things are not actually that great. Bought 2 desktops and 1 z18 and all 3 jammed within a week of each other. Sure the extruder (part where plastic is melted and forced through) is replaceable but the replacements just jammed up just as fast and they never responded to my emails. Went with an Ultimaker 2 and it is amazing. If you want to get an actual good 3d printer, get an Ultimaker. Makerbot may have quantity, but they lack in quality.

3d Printed Running Shoes

3d Printed Running Shoes

I don’t think a comment like this is surprising as the product will continue to be developed over the years. The top 2 companies involved in these deals are Stratasys (SSYS) and 3d Systems (DDD). Impossible to predict from my position but Jim Cramer has recommended SSYS over DDD in the past and I believe we are at the beginning of the potential for 3d printers.

If I had to predict what will happen, the cost to produce the objects the printers print will be far too high to make it worthwhile. As technology advances and the costs come down AND more objects becomes available for print, this will begin gaining acceptance. Tell me this website isn’t cool with all the 3d printable options.

By |2014-11-18T08:38:41-05:00November 18th, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

Brand’s Inequality of Life

Russell-Brand-Revolution-BookUnlike Gourlay educating you on a pigeon, I’m going to attempt some heavier lifting explaining a few points from Russell Brand’s book Revolution.   I will hardly do justice to his full explanation but I will hopefully describe points I found thoughtful.  The book is a plea for people to start a revolution against the unfair principals of capitalism, the Gov’t, and corporations.

The 10th chapter used an example of how monkeys feel inequality.  Here is an experiment (it’s old but it was the first time I’ve seen it) with 2 monkeys that are told to perform a task (give the rock back).  As a reward, they are given food.  The first time Monkey1 performs the task and gets a cucumber while Monkey2 performs the same task and gets a grape.  No problem on the first try but when Monkey1 gets a cucumber for the second time…well, see for yourself.

 

The point is that monkeys prefer fairness the same way, most humans do.  A focal point of the book is finding ways to separate this huge distinction between the super rich and lower class.

One idea is to reduce security. Security is what separates the wealthy from the poor.  It’s what makes you accept that this is the way it is.  An excerpt:

“The definition of being rich means having more stuff than other people.  In order to have more stuff, you need to protect that stuff with surveillance systems, guards, police, court systems, and so forth.  All of those somber looking men in robes who call themselves judges are just sentinels, whose job it is to convince you that this very silly system in which we give Paris Hilton as much as she wants while others go hungry is good and natural and right.”

orwellfootballIf the powerful had to live a life without security, and common people were able to interact with them without interference, what do you think would happen?  I bet the powerful people would act completely differently because their actions would ultimately lead them to face to face with the people.

This leads into an idea that says to remove titles.  “One of the most remarkable things you learn when you work in a position of political influence is just how much titles separate the wealthy and the politicians from the citizens.  Ordinary people will use a title before addressing someone,  and that immediately makes that ordinary person a supplicant and the title one person of influence.”  

He goes on to make the point that the Queen of England is merely a person.  She’s only a Queen because we say she’s the queen.  She’s not a magical being or an actual queen.  She’s only queen because the people are stupid enough to believe she’s the queen because the rich and powerful say she’s the queen.   It makes zero sense.

99percentneedsaraiseI’m a big believer in the notion that the rich have too much money.  The system is in place to protect these wealthy people so that they continue to get richer and the poor stay poor.  I have no idea what can be done about this but I have 0 doubt this is what is happening.  Ahh fuck it.  I’m going to watch another Shark Tank so I can be one of the rich people and segregate myself from the poor.

By |2014-11-06T00:02:38-05:00November 6th, 2014|Celeb, My Brain|0 Comments

Boxers or Briefs?

There is a lack of demand for 100% cotton, knit boxers nowadays. Back in High School I owned 3 pairs of tighty-whiteys and the only, and I mean only, reason I wore them was for track meets. I refused to be Jon Ragen whose boxers were lower than the short shorts. I have no interest in my cock and balls not having any breathing room. I’m a boxer man.

414bzqpwv1LBoxers at department stores still exist but they are always the woven kind. The woven kind is this too hard fabric which is extremely uncomfortable and I’d much rather free ball if it came down to that.  Woven is like having sand paper scratch your dick while you walk.  My preference is the 100% cotton, knit seen boxer to the right.

Boxers vs BriefsThis leads me into what I purchased from Amazon because I’ve seen them everywhere. If you walk around a Macy’s there are 0 pair of what I’m looking for and hundreds of pairs of tighty whiteys and boxer briefs. Due to the lack of supply and my desire to keep an open mind, I purchased some Hugo Boss boxer briefs.

I honestly feel suffocated. My johnson can’t breathe and is shrinking smaller than normal. When I have boxers on I hang dong. This feels humiliating and emasculating. I also feel my sperm count lowering and my farts sticking to my skin.  With all of these negatives, I will still give these a try because I spent 20 dollars on 3 pairs and the elastic on my old boxers are starting to wear out and that’s far worse. There may even have to be a part two to this underwear conundrum because I can tell it’s riveting material.

By |2014-10-29T20:58:12-04:00October 29th, 2014|My Brain|4 Comments

TC’s Takes on Topics

I wanted to tackle a few topics that are universal to each and every person roaming the globe. Understand that I have zero interest discussing this in person so if you see me in the real world, ask me how much I hate the smell of a sponge that washes dirty plates instead of these.

wealth-gap-2Money – A topic that everyone must contend with because without it, you have better be one hell of a survivalist. Imagine Earth before man existed on it with pure blue water, growing trees and plants, nature lizards (just lizards), and oxygen to sustain life. Resources from the ground were abundant. When man arrived, resources were needed to survive. Money is only the intermediary between the trade of resources. Instead of trading you a goat for your lumber, money is a universal medium for trading goods. It simplifies trading. So most people look to making more money as a plus because it gives access to more resources. This is why the cliche statement, “money doesn’t buy happiness” rings true. Money only buys resources, not happiness.

National-Geographic-Magazine-illustre-le-monde-en-video-7-Billion-4[1]People – With 7 billion people in the world, it’s hard to view yourself as unique. The ratio of 1/7,000,000,000 gives a much better understanding of how inconsequential you are. Everyone you interact with is another one. It’s easy to view people as your best friend or I went to school with them but reality is that it’s only a single person who you may interact with in a small glimpse of time in your life. There are of course life long friends but it’s rare and viewing people this way is a varying opinion than believing that everyone is special.

quote-there-is-something-fundamentally-unfair-about-a-government-that-takes-away-so-much-of-people-s-steve-forbes-63660Government – The top 1% of the world possess 40% of the world’s wealth. This wealth has heavy influence on the Gov’t. When the rich have this much money, they strike deals with the Gov’t in order to make their world tick the way they want so that they can continue being so wealthy and powerful.

Small players have no power whatsoever and it’s sickening to think that you are powerless against the Gov’t. This is why getting hyped up in politics is as smart as banging your head into a wall. The flip side is doing nothing and accepting that this is the way it is. There is no good answer unless the lower class pull together and start a revolution demanding change. It would be bloody and no good would come from it.

19053Death – No one know what happens when you die but death is a part of life. A cat of the family has passed recently and he had a lifespan of around 15 years. He had bad breath. Now that he has passed, it’s foolish to think that his trait of bad breath was disgusting. You take his life as an all encompassing 15 year journey instead of a day to day event and realize how much love the cat gave and the joy he brought into our lives. Death is sad. Some people can understand it’s part of the life cycle and inevitable and others can’t. This thought will usually lead to afterlife discussion and the hope that the dead are not really dead. This is hard to grasp.

I know very little about the last 4 topics I wrote about.  I don’t have Mark Cuban money.  I only interact with dozens of people.  I barely know who the Vice President is.  I’m still living.  So why did I take the time to write about them when I know so little?  It’s to show that I have the ability to think.  This would never be a paper in college and no self respecting professor would pass it.  Yet this is the best representation of how I think.  This is an A paper from my mind.  There was no research (I looked up the wealth stat).  For that I’m 1% proud and 99% apathetic.  Do you think like this?

By |2014-10-22T20:01:14-04:00October 22nd, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

How to Find Happiness

I was surfing around Reddit and stumbled upon a Calvin and Hobbes strip, which lead me to the /r page on calvinandhobbes and that led me to this insight from Bill Watterson. I’m probably the last person who should be showing this based on my job but I still like it.

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By |2016-10-29T12:46:46-04:00October 20th, 2014|My Brain|0 Comments

The Intrigue of Handwritten Notes

handwritten notesThere is a naughty, adrenaline pumping feeling that gets created when you read a piece of handwritten information you are not supposed to read. This sense is similar to watching a person who does not know you are watching them. The mystery in what they are going to do next in a completely natural setting is the most fascinating human observation.  Notes work the same way.

I remember in 6th grade I secretly picked up a note dropped by Morgan Watkins for Anne Marie (I can’t remember how to spell her last name) and instantly felt giddy. I kept it hidden in my backpack because I was certain it was going to have top secret information that was going to create a rumor mill all across the Blue team. When I was safely back at my house I opened the note and it said, “is your mom driving us to the mall later?” I was disappointed.

mscl-noteThis little anecdote speaks volumes in the nature of hand written notes. When someone goes to the trouble to write a note down on a piece of paper, you deem this info at important or personal. People like knowing intimate information about other people. Deep down it makes you feel like more of a person knowing how other people carry out business that is for their eyes only.

My dad keeps a non-secretive TCB (taking care of business) list that I will glance at to see what he prioritizes as work to get done. He hand writes it and it gives me insight into his life. It helps me understand the way he ticks. When you can gain insight into what another person feels is meaningful information, you can use this knowledge to make yourself feel appreciated by giving this person what they are looking for. One of the main purposes of life is to feel appreciated.

Nosy-NeighborIt should also be noted that handwritten notes can be used as a means of creating false info to throw snoops off. There is nothing worse than a snoop because it shows distrust. Notice the disconnect between this post. On one hand I say to look at handwritten messages to gain info to gain a closer knowledge base about the person and on the other I say there is nothing worse than a snoop. I wish I could say that this post had this conclusion in mind when I started but I only arrived at it by accident. /post.

By |2014-10-12T23:25:53-04:00October 12th, 2014|My Brain|5 Comments

Best Reddit AMA Answers Part 2

This being the second AMA recall I’m doing, I’m learning that not every AMA is entertaining. I could have pulled every answer from Bryan Cranston’s AMA and it was gold. This post was like pulling teeth finding “the best” lines and I still don’t think they are that great. Either way, I spent the time to put it together so here we go for part two.

 

RealJeffBridges2 months ago

jeffbridgesAMAHolly shit, the Dude.
If you could give us all some wisdom, what would it be?

Open at your own speed, but open.
Dig what’s happening to you.
By “dig” I mean get into it. There are lessons for you there. And when it gets uncomfortable, that’s an important time to open and dig. There’s treasure in them thar hills.

Do you really like white Russians?

On a rare occasion, I will have one when I am feeling like having something particularly sweet, like drinking a dessert. I like my russians without too much milk, not too much Kahlua, just the right proportions.

Do you prefer smooth or crunchy peanut butter?

Well, that kind of depends on the mood I’m in, you know? Right now as we talk, I think if somebody offered me that, and I had some bread, or some celery, I could do a peanut butter sandwich crunchy or smooth, I think I would go with crunchy peanut butter with the celery. Right now I’m kind of in the mood for celery and some crunchy peanut butter. But next time I might go with the smooth, you know?

 

iamharrisonford 5 months

hfordI love you

I know.

What movie quote do you get asked to do the most?

“Get off my plane.”

Hello Harrison! Who would win in a celebrity boxing match: Han Solo or Indiana Jones?

The promoter would win.

 

KeanuReeves 11 months ago

good-guy-keanu-reeves-55287What do you think about the picture of you sitting on a bench looking sad?
I think that a picture can tell a thousand words, and none of them can be right. Or true. I’m absolutely a very happy person.

Keanu i believe that i read somewhere that you have a genius iq level, so why did you go into acting? I mean based on your intelligence you could have done a lot of things. Why acting?
I’ve actually never had my IQ tested! And you know, in terms of acting, it was just something that caught me from such a young age. In a way I had no choice because it was the choice.

 

The_Mike_Tyson 3 months ago

Main-Mike-Tyson-ClassicMy question is have you been able to defeat yourself in the game “Mike Tyson’s Punch Out?”
I have lost to Glass Joe before.

Hardest opponent you’ve faced inside and outside of the boxing ring?
Me, Mike Tyson.

What is your biggest achievement in life?
Stop drinking and using drugs.

Hey Champ,
As a former professional athlete that was suspended from boxing after your biting incident, what are your thoughts on Luis Suarez getting suspended from the World Cup for his habit of biting opponents? What drives highly competitive athletes to bite? Is it all instinct? Intimidation? Do you think he got what he should have, with regards to suspension (he’s done it THREE times)?
I think it is just the heat of the moment, really hot blooded and really competitive. The heat of the moment takes over us, we are really competitive and lose bad judgement in our thinking. Sometimes you can just become highly frustrated.

Mike could you explain the face tattoo for us?
It is the Maori symbol from the ancient native warriors.

Hey Iron Mike. I’m old enough to have seen your whole career. You were an amazing and punishing boxer. Who was the toughest opponent you ever faced?
Probably Holyfield and Razor Ruddock

By |2014-10-08T21:49:20-04:00October 8th, 2014|Celeb, My Brain|0 Comments

Being Michael Richards

A few minutes ago was the first time I watched Jerry Seinfeld’s, “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.”  On the final episode of Season 1, shot on Sept 27th, 2012, Jerry sat down with Michael Richards, AKA Kramer from Seinfeld.

michaelrichardsoncicgcI’m happy I started with this episode because I have a feeling not every episode was this personal.   Michael Richards is known for two things 1) Being Kramer on Seinfeld 2) Freaking out at a comedy club and making racist remarks towards an audience member who interrupted him and said he wasn’t funny.  Here’s the clip in case you want to get the full idea behind this post.

richardsinwigoncicgcThat clip happened about 7 years prior to the taping of CiCGC and it’s obvious it still has a dramatic effect on Richard’s life. At the 6:22 mark, Richards says, “are we really going in there, are you serious, with this many people? We’re not normal people.” He proceeds to bring out a wig and sunglasses and goes into a disguise in public. Jerry just plays along. This was the first insight into Richard’s life and how he wants to stay as far away from the public eye. Jerry comments about the costume, “Oh Michael, free yourself.”

The heart of the episode strikes at 14:02 when Richards says:

“I think I worked selfishly, and not selflessly. It’s not about me, it’s about them (the audience). Now that’s a lesson I learned 7 years ago when I blew it in the comedy club. I lost my temper when someone interrupted my act and said some things that hurt me and I lashed out in anger. I should have been working selflessly.

I busted up after that event 7 years ago, it broke me down. It was a selfish response, I took it too personally and I should have said you’re absolutely right, I’m not funny. (To Jerry) …and thanks for sticking by me…it meant a lot to me but inside it still kicks me around…” 

michaelrichardsinpublicIn the last few scenes Richards is with Seinfeld meeting fans and he looks uncomfortable. Like he’s had so many experiences from bitter fans in the past that he feels like an outcast. It’s really a sad thing. He made terrible mistake that lasted 2 minutes on stage and you can see his life hasn’t been the same for 7 years.

I wish I would have made this post 2 years ago when it first aired but sometimes it’s better late than never. I posted the apology below and that doesn’t turn out that well either in my opinion.

By |2014-10-08T20:44:24-04:00October 8th, 2014|Celeb, My Brain|0 Comments

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