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Ranking Spice Girls – Then and Now

The Dial Up Sound of Porndom

The Dial Up Sound of Porndom

Wannabe popped up in my Facebook news feed and brought back adolescent spank memories. This was around the time when the best way to get naked pictures was to go to an AOL chat room and get on a mailing list of Gifs. Your AOL inbox would be flooded with viruses and lord knows what else but this was honestly the best way prior to Google. The pictures would load line by line and could take minutes. Truly a time of the ages.

That aside, music videos were a great source of hot moving females.This Spice Girls video (along with Hit Me One More Time by Britney ((also a great source)) stole my heart. I developed a fascination with Geri Halliwell which fortunately subsided as time went on. This video determined my entire thoughts about the Spice Girls and their attractiveness because I didn’t like their actual music. I thought it would be a good idea to rank the Spice Girls, in my order of favorites, from ’96 and then again in ’16.

 

’96 Ranking

5. Sporty Spice – The worst looking one with the flattest body. She may have been the best at sports but that didn’t win my love.

4. Posh Spice – Victoria Beckham was non-existent to me as a Spice Girl. They sort of hid her in the back in this video and I have a feeling her contribution to the group was limited.

3. Scary Spice – I will admit the pokies in the green shirt at the beginning of the Wannabe video is pretty hot but she was literally scary.

2. Baby Spice – I thought Emma Bunton was the hottest looking Spice Girl but when I was 15. She was the youngest member of the group at age 20 during the video but it was seriously only about how big their boobs were to determine their attractiveness. She did not win this but here look was by far the best.

1. Ginger Spice – The total package. I can’t remember exactly where I found it but there was this picture of her in the forest without any clothes and I’m pretty sure this was the sole reason I loved Geri Halliwell. These pictures are fire flames as well.

 

’16 Ranking

5. Baby Spice – No notoriety in the States in the past 20 years and had 2 kids. In terms of attractiveness she is way better than Sporty Spice so I would actually have her at 4 but I’ve spent too much time creating this already and swapping the gallery will be a pain in the ass. I’m sort of doubling back on creating it this way in the middle because I think she might be my #2. Shit.

4. Sporty Spice – Melanie Chisholm did some music and acting but her look doesn’t jive with me. I feel like she’d be talking about saving the whales and I’d be running in the other direction. She has a snaggle tooth as well but I bet she fixed it.

3. Ginger Spice – Fell into some judging roles on X Factor and the like in her later years and still retained her good looks. Those abs show what it takes when you have millions of dollars and more time on your hands than necessary.

2. Scary Spice – Got a boob job and had daughter with Eddie Murphy which was a power move. She looks great on America’s Got Talent and has a sexy accent. I think she transformed from Scary Spice to Beautiful Spice.

1. Posh Spice – Victoria Beckham got a boob job and married David Beckham. If that’s not career super-stardom, I don’t know what is. She looks exactly the same as she did at 20 (probably due to much plastic surgery) and seems like a complete bitch. Like if she doesn’t get her way, there is no other way. Although this would get tiring, it’s sexy at the same time.

 

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By |2016-10-27T22:38:28-04:00May 26th, 2016|Celeb|0 Comments

Robert From Shark Tank’s AMA

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You seem like you are SIGNIFICANTLY less of a scumbag than the other sharks. Is that true and if so, why?

[–]robertherjavec007[S] 45 points

i had to answer this one. scumbag is a relative term.

 

Is Mr. Wonderful as cranky off the show as on it?

[–]robertherjavec007[S] 602 points

Mr Wonderful wouldn’t say he’s cranky. he would say he speaks the truth all the time… so yes – he’s that Cranky. all the time,

 

How much of the pitches on shark tank are cut? It seems like it’s really fast paced, with little time for thought, and I was wondering how close this is to the real thing.

[–]robertherjavec007[S] 405 points

very real. except the time line. average pitch is about an hour. longest was over 2.5. it all gets edited down to 7-8 minutes

 

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I need an answer in the next 5 seconds.

Hi Robert. Thanks for doing this AMA.

Something I’ve always wanted to know about Shark Tank: sometimes a shark will make an offer but “I need an answer right now”. I’ve considered that perhaps this was done to limit bidding wars. And yet at other times sharks seem completely content to enter bidding wars. What factors drive the “I need to know now” offers?

Second question I have is, when you were first pitched the idea of the show (Dragons Den / Shark Tank), did you realize that so many people would watch it as much to learn business lessons as for entertainment?

Thanks!

[–]robertherjavec007[S] 48 points

WHO KNOWS! the show, just like all business is fluid and unpredictable. it comes at you full on. sometimes we just feel like it and sometimes we are more comfortable to be “nice”. it can turn on a dime. when i was first pitched Dragon’s Den I had no idea. no one saw it coming. loved the idea of giving people an opportunity to share their ideas with the masses. can’t believe how far we’ve come!

In with the new.

In with the new.

 

Are you marrying Kym?!????

[–]robertherjavec007[S] 18 points

yes I am!!!

 

 

The Questions That Didn’t Get Answered

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You are a leach on society. It’s nice to have stuff. But at what point and how much stuff do you really need? I don’t see how you contribute to society other than to drain as much money from others as possible. Scum.

The other sharks always seem so dismissive of you and want to cut you out. Do you think that is true and if true why do they?

Robert, what’s the secret to becoming rich?

May I please borrow $5 to buy some marijuana?

Hey you make investments!

Put A Commercial 3d Printer (size of a room, capable of making big stuff.) on the back of a self driving electric 18 wheeler, You still have space left on the back, so put a drone bay there. Wrap the whole thing in solar energy collecting film.

The truck drives to places, makes objects people can order from their phones, collects energy to run itself, and delivers the objects.

I have been trying to get someone to make this thing for ages, who the hell do I talk to?

Video I made poorly while attempting to show people how I blog. I think the music was internal which I failed to realize and thus too loud throughout. I’m sure I butchered Robert’s name. I also hit the repeat button on Spotify and not the shuffle. Quality wasn’t half bad though.

By |2016-10-28T15:35:06-04:00May 17th, 2016|Celeb|1 Comment

Ariel Winter in the Summer

Ariel Winter, Alex Dunphy from Modern Family, turned 18 on January 28, 1988. She is now fresh meat for the paparazzi. I think she’s moderately attractive and her body type is unlike the sticks who are generally the hottest actresses which is why she is drawing heavy attention. Also her g-string is flossing her ass. I also think if her character wasn’t a nerd on Modern Family, no one would care.

By |2016-10-28T15:28:50-04:00April 7th, 2016|Celeb|0 Comments

6 “So Hot Right Now” Female Celebs – Part 2

I came across these Katy Perry Golden Globes pictures and it moved me enough to create this type of post again. Part 1 of “So Hot Right Now” generates some of my best blog traffic so I may as well go back to what works. I also noticed I tended to pic girls who were older than the 21, Selena Gomez crowd which shows my affection for women my age.

6. Natalie Dormer

The picture comparing Natalie Dormer with Lola Bunny is classic.  The top comment from that picture is, “childhood boner meet adult boner”. Natalie also knocks it out of the park with her role as Margaery Tyrell in Game of Thrones. Awaiting her to get naked is always worth it. Her piercing eyes are what set her apart from others.  The shaved head look isn’t bad either and I was surprised to see she was 33.

Natalie Dormer as Lola Bunny

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5. Lindsay Czarniak

This might only be me but I love listening to Lindsay report. She was a bit older than I thought at 38 but looks youthful. I’m attracted to her because not only is she good looking, but she has earned the respect of guys like Kornheiser and Wilbon. She does a good job in the difficult sports arena run by chauvinistic men.

4. Scarlett Johansson

She fills out the pictures if you catch my drift. She’s 10/10 body for me and an 8 face. The only movies that I can remember that I’ve seen her in are The Prestige (she looked great), Her (just her voice) and Don Jon (where I though she sucked and the movie sucked too as a whole so it may not have been entirely her fault). Looks fabulous for 31. The swimsuit pic is one of my all-time favorites.

3. Taylor Swift

This is actually not the look I go for but am including it for the sake of presenting a different body than the huge boobed girls I usually trend to. She’s tall, rail thin, and has an elegant look to her face. I know she got a boob job whether she admits it or not. There is also a sexiness factor to females who can sing and dance. As much as she doesn’t fit my bill, I understand how others love her.

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2. Katy Perry

I’ve had her countless times in my post so I’m really only using her to show her Golden Globes dress which wasn’t quite as high up as the green Grammy dress but still not bad. She seems to be staying out of the headlines or maybe she’s just not finding the ones I’m searching for. Not having her #1 is a change for me but these times are a changin.


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1. Sara Jean Underwood

She’s a strong case for hottest woman on the planet. Perfect proportions. Her boobs are big but not too big. Her body is tight and her pictures on Instagram knock it out of the park every time. Only 2.4 million Instagram followers so I’m not alone in this hot take. I’m a strong proponent of her naked yoga (100% NSFW) if you’ve never see it. Perfect 10.


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By |2016-10-28T15:28:41-04:00January 15th, 2016|Celeb|0 Comments

Ground Control to David Bowie

Your circuits dead, there’s something wrong.

I certainly wasn’t the biggest David Bowie fan but I enjoyed a large majority of his music.  I created this post after perusing Reddit for information.

David Bowie Tribute

  • mvkJ9VWAround 2002-03, David Bowie was on tour and he played my city. I had an acquaintance from da klubb who had cancer… 22 year old girl. Her cancer was so bad that tumors made it impossible for her to walk and she was in the hospital permanently when he came through. She left the hospital to see the show and she was the only person he let backstage. She was ecstatic. She immediately went back to the sterile cold hospital to deal with real life again… and the very next day he shows up unannounced to bring a little bit of happiness to her.
  • I remember once thinking “how the hell does David Bowie of all people not have a knighthood?” Then I read he turned it down because (paraphrase) “I don’t make art for the sake of awards.”
  • ZZZZ Bowie Coloured-PaintingSaw him with Tin Machine at the tiny Roxy in Los Angeles. Someone threw a long-stemmed rose at him when he was turned the other way and he snatched it out of the air from behind without even looking. It was the coolest thing I ever saw a rock star do at a live show.
  • Actor Simon Pegg wrote on Instagram: “If you’re sad today, just remember the world is over 4 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as David Bowie.”
By |2016-01-11T13:01:51-05:00January 11th, 2016|Celeb|0 Comments

What Are These People Thinking?

McKayla Maroney

My prediction is she will be the next Amanda Bynes.  She is out of the spotlight since her silver medal and she needs the attention.  She got a boob job (I refuse to believe otherwise) and is now posting provocative pokie pictures where she is “unintentionally” pulling her shirt tighter so her shit looks better.  She’s 20 now so she knows exactly what she is doing but I can’t figure out why she is doing it as it just makes her come across as attention starved.

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Sam Hinkie
samThe Sixers have had 2, 41 win seasons in the last decade. Every other year has been a losing season and this is Hinkie’s 3rd year with a a team that is on pace to win 4 games. I doubt they get there.  I flat out think he has no clue what he’s doing.  His vision of losing games to get high draft picks is falling flat on it’s face for one reason, HE ISN’T DRAFTING GOOD PLAYERS.  MCW was a good pick as he won rookie of the year and then got shipped off for another pick.

I can’t see where the Sixers are going to get better.  Okafor and Nerlens are decent players but that is the only NBA talent the team has currently.  “Hinkie stole Stauskas” LOLOLOLOLOL.  He’s shooting 34% from the floor, 28% from behind the arc, and averages about 2 rebounds and 2 assists a game.

sixersPeople talk about Embiid like he’s a gift from god.  He may never play a game and if he does he fits with the 2 other 7 footers like oil and vinegar.  People say Saric is going to be good…he averages 11.9 pts in 20 minutes of action in Euro league.  He does seem to be a great shooter as he’s 50% from 3 and 89% foul shooter over 11 games. How is this team going to win games?  A monkey could have picked Okafor and Nerlens.  What’s Hinkie’s time frame for the disgrace he created?  When will he bring in veterans to lead a team of young, average, talent.

 

LeSean & DeMarco

It’s important for RB’s to have a Le or De in front of their names as well as other 2 letter combination (JaMaal, LeVeon).  Why don’t these guys just shut up? I can’t say it better than Herm in the clip below. I really respect when people get animated to prove their point they are passionate about.

Players today don’t understand that it takes a team effort to win football games. What LeSean and DeMarco are doing is causing distractions. Teams with distractions rarely play better. These guys keep thinking about themselves instead of the team.  That’s what losers do.  Chip is partly to blame for this as well.

 

By |2016-10-28T15:41:16-04:00December 11th, 2015|Celeb|3 Comments

Luke Wilson’s Running Form

Brookes can be thanked for showing me the movie Idiocracy. When I was watching this afternoon I noticed this impressive running form by Luke Wilson and thought to myself that this isn’t some low brow runner.

 

A bit out of shape, Luke?

A bit out of shape, Luke?

A simple search for Luke Wilson Track and Field resulted in a Let’s Run forum. I also found this story by a poster:

Luke ran 49.86 FAT for 400, which is not actually a school record but is more like 5th on the list. The record is 48.76 FAT by a guy named Greg Hutton during Luke’s junior year in 1989. Luke did run 48.9 on the 4 x 4 his junior year. He also ran 1:54.99 FAT as a senior in 1990, which is still the school record. A guy named Jeremy Downs ran 1:54.93 hand timed in 1995, but of course that’s really a 1:55.0, which is inferior to Luke’s time. Luke also ran that 48.9 second leg on the 4 x 4 school record of 3:21.38 FAT in 1989 and contributed a 1:57.9 anchor on the 4 x 8 school record of 8:04.2 hand timed in 1989.

Was this post right up your alley, Sam?

By |2015-11-30T22:01:47-05:00November 30th, 2015|Celeb|1 Comment

Listening to the Talent

On the Chinese: “Still sticking with the chopsticks?” – Jerry Seinfeld

screen-shot-2015-06-08-at-11-14-09-amJerry Seinfeld did an interview with Howard Stern in ’13 that I suggest listening / watching if you enjoy Jerry.  I was blown away at how grounded Jerry is.  If you’ve listened to Howard for many years, you know that he’s gone to therapy 3 times a week for who knows how many years.  Jerry is the complete opposite of Howard with regard to psychology and you can tell the difference once you listen to him for an hour and half.

It’s important to pay attention to people of Jerry’s magnitude.  Listening to what they care about and how they live their life gives keys to successful people.  You can hear his determination with just about every sentence he says.  He’s always working.  He even says, “what else am I supposed to be doing?”  This is what connected for me because I ask that question often.  Perfecting his craft is what he is made to do.

s3e6_posterJerry shares praise with other comedians and his respect for the business is admirable.  He gets it.  He makes Howard seem like a neurotic nut which is humorous because Howard points our that Jerry always working is neurotic.  This isn’t taking any part away from Howard either because to conduct an interview for an hour an half with no boring pauses or lack of material is extremely difficult and he is a master.

adele_2013-650-430dI bring this to a town hall I heard with Adele and once again I listened carefully because she’s 25 and has sold the most albums this year in 3 days.  This is not a feat of some lucky schlub.  What I took from her was to always be yourself which is sort of a cheesy answer but I get it.  Not letting record company’s direct your music is why she comes off as so honest and natural.  I could also tell she wasn’t completely self absorbed when a fan would ask her a question, more often than not she posed the question right back.   It also helps when you surround yourself with talent which she has.

In order to get ahead in life (which is an odd way to look at life), people share the same characteristics.  Hard work.  Honesty.  Appreciation and learning from others.  I could probably go on but each person will take out varying ideas from these people.  Jerry also says, “if your only about the money, it will only take you so far.”

 

By |2015-11-28T10:00:42-05:00November 28th, 2015|Celeb|0 Comments

Is Jennifer Lawrence Happy?

I’m out of my world on this post so just stay with me.

Mockingjay 2 comes out this Friday to much fanfare.  I am not one of them.  This series has been a huge draw in the last 3 years looking to bring in about 1.5 billion dollars.  See for yourself.

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This post wonders how much Jennifer Lawrence cares about Mockingjay Part 2.

Fact: She Doesn’t

Running Man was ahead of its time in 1989. Nice idea steal Suzanne Collins

Running Man was ahead of its time in 1989. Nice idea steal Suzanne Collins

How do I know this?  I’ve read the books and know that Mockingjay sucks.  The plot was so bad that I couldn’t even finish it.  The first Hunger Games was a quality book with a modern day Running Man feel to it.  I then read the 2nd which was an exact replica of the first book but with different characters.  The 3rd book is where shit got stupid and Katniss and her makeshift army attacked the capital.  Halfway through the book I realized I didn’t care any longer and put the book down forever.

Totally not shopped

Totally not shopped

I haven’t watched one Hunger Games movie so I shouldn’t be writing this post but I feel like it will still be relevant.  There is no possible way that Part 2 of Mockingjay will be any good because the producers are stretching 1 shitty book into 2 shitty movies which can never be a good idea.  You can see the box office for Mockingjay Part 1 was nearly 100 million dollars less than the first 2 and I’m predicting part 2 will do even worse.  Where does Jennifer Lawrence come in?

Imagine the last 3+ years of her life.  She was probably so pumped to partake in a huge book like the Hunger Games as the lead role, Katniss Everdeen.  Every teenage girl looked up to her and she would be a solid role model for teenagers all over.  The first movie is a smash hit.  The sequel does even better than the first and the stage is set for the finale.  Except one problem, the allure of the series has worn off and they are breaking it down into 2 movies instead of what should be 1.  Now she’s starring in some washed out movie that I imagine no one wants to see.  Do you think she understood the ramifications of signing on to this series?  Does she care?

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Solid Photoshop by professionals

Maybe she does.  Maybe the money makes all ok.  I know if it were me I’d be pissed off that I had to work on a shitty movie not just once, but twice.  I suppose the only reason I’m writing this post is because I know how horrible a book Mockingjay was.  To see it be cut up into two parts and released in order to maximize box office revenue and to capitalize on the series success makes me sick.  Jennifer Lawrence is just a bystander who must do as they say.  I feel bad for her.  I probably shouldn’t.

By |2015-11-17T22:34:38-05:00November 17th, 2015|Celeb|0 Comments
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