A few things I’ve done:
Shot an 84 at Lulu Country Club (38 front with a breakfast ball on 1)
Shot Sam in the face with a Roman Candle after understanding the strength of Natty Ice
Rolled a 190 in bowling
Gained some thugs respect at Mondauk
Got a lap dance from a hot ass stripper named Patience who wants to be a CPA
Lost to Gourlay heads up in a poker tournament.

That’s been my life in a nutshell.