So after crying for a couple of days from the weekend I find myself feeling good again hoping to not repeat. I’m going to use this post to let write about the things that I really like. I’m a simple person. I like what I like and that’s what I like. I don’t like change. I don’t like to try new things. I will try new things, but I don’t like to. When I find something I like, I stick with it. Now let me describe what I’m talking about.
Sausage Egg and Cheese – Easily the best breakfast sandwich, probably get it 3 times a week. The girl at the place now knows what I’m going to order before I have to stay it. This is the feeling of being a reg. It’s a good feeling.
Turkey Club & Jewish Hoagie (just the meat, cheese, and Russian dressing) – My favorite lunch items. I probably will order each at least once a week. You’d think I’d get tired of them but if I space them out enough I don’t really mind too much. In Elementary school my mom would make me plain peanut butter sandwiches, I always had an aversion to Jelly. Still do.
Caesar Salad – I’ll eat others but this is preferred over any. Like a house salad with regular dressing doesn’t appeal to me so I usually will upgrade for the 2 bucks. I even like the Caesar that Wendy’s sells but when those fucking cocksuckers forget the croutons, that’s what really irritates me.
Snicker’s Ice Cream Bar- I don’t really eat ice cream but if I come across one of these bad boys I buys. Frozen snickers are also good but the ice cream bar is a tad bit higher
Goobers – Better than peanut M & M’s, especially good frozen. Just a side note, how to people eat Milky Way’s and 3 Musketeers. There’s just too much chocolate. Also anything with coconut is insta-vomit.
Nantucket Nectars Half and Half – Best tasting drink and won’t lead to kidney stones like ice tea. Seriously I will drink an Ice Tea from time to time but getting a laser in your dick hole won’t be pleasant
Wild Cherry Pepsi – I’m not a big soda drinker because I think it rots your teeth but this type reigns supreme over just regular Pepsi. I used to really like Ginger Ale but I think it just phased out.
Switching from Food:
Regular color shirts – You won’t find me wearing flaming shirts. Bold colors for me. Black, Gray, White, Blue, and Red if I’m feeling lucky. There’s nothing wrong with other colors. If you wear other colors I don’t think you’re weird. I feel weird if I wear something that would make me standout. It’s a completely irrational mindset and makes no sense. However if you read anything I wrote above I have my quirks.
Running – I’m past my prime. I can’t say I’m washed up because I never was. What I can do now at 25 is run around a track or run a certain distance faster than you can. I made a claim that I am in the top 1% of the entire population who can run the times I can run and drink as much as I do. What I can’t do anymore is play sports and be good at them. When I was young I was good at sports. Why was I good? Because I played them often. To be good at something you have to do it often. I had a lot of free time when I was young to practice and get good. Now I spend my time selling roofing tools and contemplating how to make money. Where am I going with this? My friends ask me to be on a softball team. Here’s my thinking “the absolute last time I played any kind of baseball (age 15 or so) I made 3 errors in one game (only played 3 innings) and I have developed a Rube complex from Major League 2. I’ve had catches before I’m completely serious in not being able to hit a target. So if people reading this still want me to play understand if, and it’s a big if, I field the ball and wing it 10 feet over the first baseman’s head, don’t say I didn’t warn you. And just FYI, I was on a competitive travel team that won 30+ games in a row that lasted 1 and half years. That record will likely never again be matched. I was decent then, this is now. My days of even relatively competitive sports is nearing an end. I feel like an old man just trying not to get hurt. Ah the good ol’ days.
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