I was banging 7 gram rocks...

I know this video has been out for a couple of weeks now approaching 16 million views but I think this has become my favorite song. I remember watching it a few weeks ago and thinking it was pretty cool but now I just listen to it to motivate me. The lyrics crack me up and it’s pretty hard to hear some parts so I added them below. My favorite line is “I’m on a quest.” Reminds me of the Final Fantasy days. I just wanted to post this to make sure everyone is aware of this and to partake in its awesomeness.

Charlie Sheen – Winning Song Lyrics:
“Ehh.. ya… I… I… I… I’m on a drug called Charlie Sheen
It’s not available, if you try it once you will die
Your face will melt off
And your children will weep over your exploded body (over your exploded body)

You love to party?
What’s not to love?
The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
Droopy eyed armless children
That’s how I party
That’s how I party

I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that’s how I roll – winning
I have one gear: GO – epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I’m bi-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

Absolute Victory.
I’m on a quest.
Right every single wroooong.

I’m a total frigging rock star from mars – winning
Come on brah’, I got tiger blood – winning
You borrow my brain and you’re like “DUDE, CAN’T HANDLE IT!”
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

(Songify dude) I’ve got a list — help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless

Chicken nuggets – WINNING
Bubblegum – WINNING
Pretending to text to avoid someone – EPIC WINNING
Slow dancing – WINNING
Slow pantsing – WINNING
Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions – WEAK

Adonis blood – WINNING
Violent love – WINNING
Givin needy women caresses and hugs – EPIC WINNING
Childbirth – WINNING
Colin Firth -WINNING
Tinky Winky’s purse………duh, WINNING, WINNING

I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that’s how I roll – winning
I have one gear: GO – epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I’m bi-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhere