The BMW 750i starts at $85,000. You’ll notice the two bumper stickers surrounding the BMW logo (might have to click the pictures). The one says SAS and the other “I love my wrestle.” The best way to deteriorate the value of a car is to load it up with bumper sticker. If you are driving a shit-kicker anyway, who cares, but for an $85,000 dollar piece of equipment, I’m not going all hokey and adding bumper stickers. My mom likes to put the college that her kids went to school on her car. Are we bragging that I went to Pitt because I’m pretty sure that’s nothing to brag about. Let’s also disregard that I’m taking a picture while I’m driving through a green light because that’s perfectly safe.