Ck4 and I went to Kildare’s for their happy hour and I got their wings and had a few of their specialty beers. Ck4 had to leave at 7:30 because he had a business call at 8 and as we are about to leave this lady comes up and orders a car bomb right next to me. I had ordered a shot of Jameson before I left just for the fun of it and her and I were making small talk and ended up doing the drink together. Ck4 said he had to go and I had to decide if I wanted to leave or amuse myself by talking to this woman. Well naturally I decided to stay. Get this baggage. She’s 38 and has 3 children. She’s still married in New York but her husband is married to another women in PA. Now the girl that her husband married is her lesbian lover. To top it off, she tells me that she was laid off from her job at as a teacher, she’s writing a book on fashion, and she was just boned by one of her students recently. Now I couldn’t tell if she was banged earlier in the day or earlier in the week but she was telling me how much it hurt because she hadn’t been fucked in 6 months and how tight it was even after having 3 kids. She wasn’t too bad looking but she had that trashy feel to her. I obviously got her number…