I watched this one time and my original thought was the only way this could be worth watching is if the dummy gave him a roundhouse kick. Reddit aptly pointed out that it’s spinning heel kick.
Then I watched it a second time and expected the dummy’s head to explode. When that didn’t happen I saw some dinky water bottle being knocked off. Not impressed I finally noticed he was kicking through a spinning bar. Ehhh. I wanted the dummy to kick back. This is better.
This was Gourlay’s top comment:
If I was staring at his dick the entire time does that make me gay?